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April 1, 2011
Yeti evidence or
product placement?
cientists studying the elusive yeti,
also known as Sasquatch or Bigfoot,
in the Pacific Northwest are
beginning to question the authenticity of
an archived photo taken of the ape-like
creature.
"The photo, right, had been used by anti
logging groups as evidence that the old
growth woods in Oregon, Washington and
British Columbia, Canada, were the last
environs where Bigfoot could thrive. A new
analysis of the photo, made by scientists
with Weyerhaeuser^ suggest the follicle-
endowed creature in the photo, shown
wailing over tree rubble, is a fake.
On a close-up, the brand logo
Columbia” could be seen on its upper left-
hand side.
“It appears to be ju st another Forest
Grove transient out enjoying the woods,”
said Raymond Wooster, head of
Weyerhaeuser’s woodland creature science
lab. “Hominids don’t shop at Columbia.”
One advocate for preserving the forests,
said the photo doesn’t prove a n y th in g.
“Everyone knows that the “Columbia” logo
is always on the right side, not the left,” he
said. He seem ed not to, rem em ber his
name.
In the Pacific Northwest, thousands of
Columbia-attired, well-fuzzed man-apes
scurry off to the woods on a regular basis.
You can see th eir photos on Fäcebook.
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The blow up o f a detail on Bigfoot's
haberdashery Columbia Logo discovered by
scientists with Weyerheauser forest products.
I’d like to thank all the people who
attended the Powell's
Smallpresspalooza. I sold ten copies
of the book I read from (Jason
Breedlove 1065131) as well as
several copies of a fictional short
story I’ve written called “The Junkie
Manifesto.” I also gave away
over 30 copies of my daily
desktop calendar.
In tro d u c in g
the all-new 2011 '
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