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16 street roots March 18, 2011 1 By Soup Can Sam, staff astrologist directness in a dentist, but some of us will pause and say “ahhh.” Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20) f y ou’re happy and you know it, eat som e jam ! Everyone know s a spoonful of jellied fruit is like an extra shot in life’s espresso grande! It’s a bit o ’ sunshine in a jar, . O regon sunshine, pa cked w ith love and pectin, like all good thin gs should be. N ow focus on the perfect v e h ic le - for the sticky stuff - yourself!. I A r ie s ( M a r c h 2 1 - A p r il 2 0 ) Pretty much everything you do in the coming weeks is going to seem like a good idea to begin with, feel important while your doing it, appear to be a waste of time soon after, and then lose all relevance as your memory is washed by the overrated clarity of hindsight/'Best if you don’t make any snap judgments until we’re free and clear of April 4. No judgments more important than herbal or green after th a t Actually, best to just let the chips fall where they may until June. T a u r u s ( A p r il 21 - M a y 2 0 ) Patience will not be your sidearm in the coming weeks. Directness will have replaced it. You wifi speak your mind. You will no longer choke back what you really think. You’Rbe the fifth dentist saying, “Honestly, I can’t recommend chewing Trident after meals, in fact, chewing gum, any kind of gum, is disgusting and gives you gas.” You will provide the leadership we have needed for . weeks, and we will not welcome you. Nobody likes L ib r a ( S e p t . 2 3 - O c t . 2 3 ) What’s with taking G e m in i ( M a y 2 1 - J u n e 2 1 ) You’re getting closer. You just need a bigger target. One will be coming into view very shortly. still get away with it. radio was the voice of the nation? When kids still cared about music videos? Napster? What was Napster, anyway? Maybe when news and litttle time, am I right?!? Here’s what you do. Plan information break the speed of light we’ll go back to the days of listening in real time, hearing what’s important, and taking only what w e need. It may be an all-you-can-eat world, but it’s not necessarily all you should eat. Good advice. L e o ( J u ly 2 3 - A u g . 2 3 ) When you have money, it’s just numbers; when you'don’t, it’s everything. • Appreciate what you’ve got today, even if it’s not that much. It might be quite little, actually, if you’re one of those minimalists, which would be a good course to follow at the close of the month. For the next two weeks, don’t spend money, don’t, generate trash, and don’t waste food. You’ll be the envy of the only 5 hours of sleep each night. Cut meals down < to four, 15 minute breaks a day, and skip brewing the pot in the morning. There’s just no time. Wash everything you own today and raid the Trader Joe’S freezer section for instant meals. Preparation is key if you want to do this right. Good luck! S a g it t a r iu s (N o v . 2 3 - D e c .2 3 ) Plumb more,< prune le ss.! C a p r ic o r n (D e c . 2 4 - J a n . 1 9 ) Carrying so many baskets at once is an unnecessary gamble. than end up overworked halfway to your destination. little unnoticed, overlooked even, but you’re not.Jn fact, Soup Can has it on good authority (starlight penetrates even the thickest blinds, cheeky A q u a r iu s ( J a n . 2 0 - F e b . 1 9 ) Are the risks of bastards) that there are not one, but two shrines, in. your"honor in this city. You will'never see them, but you don’t need to. You are loved. You need to | forces of nature human beings are only another nuclear power really worth the convenience? Remember that modern life is fragile, and to the variation of ameba. Enjoy every hot meal and every long shower, and dont’ scrub too hard just yet. Success B v t H o u sin g Advocacy E m p lo y m e n t 11 out the next two weeks very carefully. You’ll have * to make the most your waking hours, and plan on V ir g o (A u g . 2 4 - S e p t . 2 2 ) You may be feeling a iwcome stability Poetry Solidarity Bespeci ■■■ S c o r p io (O c t .2 4 - N o v . 2 2 ) So many moons, so Perhaps it would be better to take less at a time universe. See? Riches are relative. Creativity Friends __ around you cease to exist? Be so blind, you might trip over things. Open your eyes now and you can Independence w yourself so seriously? Since when did the world C a n c e r ( J u n e 2 2 - J u ly 2 2 ) Remember when Networking E ngagem ent know that. Seli-w orth Dialogue r q i i a i i iy ~ J H r t Ì A n Opportunity ■ ■ v li* w H Expression Relationships VenaOFS Solu,I,’"s M y th b u stin g sociew^Readers Empowerment C hanaeIn S ,e9rity >o»™aiism y ^ ~ 211 NW Davis St. eordend, OR 97209 SUPPORT STREET ROOTS z- W ITH A CONTRIBUTION OF: q u e r ie d . _ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501 (c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
