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ARIES (21 Mar-19 April): Your mantra this
month should not be show me the money.
Like pretty people, money comes and goes.
Focus on what is and what mig ht be always
turns out better Open yourself to the world,
heal old wounds, remind yourself who you are
and live up to your expectations. Feel free to
feel good Ah, the roller coaster o f spring
TAURUS (20 April 20 May): The first rule is to
be where you are You’re in a good place this
month Energy married to will, charm taming
brute force, reason ordering chaos. Abrupt
actions are usually premature, when they're
not, they’re usually inappropriate. Fly o ff no
handle, tread on no one and shun the spotlight.
The check’s in the mail, your karma’s on the
truck
GEMINI (21 May 21 June): Try to recall w hat
it was you were doing and why you were doing
it. Does it still make sense9 Figure out what
you’re afraid o f and stop being afraid o f it.
When in doubt, do something An opportunity
arises. Unless the conditions are odious, say
yes please and thank you. Avoid displeasure in
all forms, especially when manifested by
yourself.
LIBRA (23 Sept 23 Oct): There is no this or
that, no self and other, there is only a
relationship between them. Ponder the navel
o f your partnerships and sail into deeper
waters Money issues arise, and fall
Self-
reliance is a virtue worth nurtunng, especially
since no one knows squat about the future
Take care of today and leave the campsite
cleaner than you found it.
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SAGITTARIUS (23 Nov 21 Dec): Indulge your
noblest urges, dream barely possible dreams,
work tirelessly to manifest them. All of us
have a gig and yours is to inspire people
through your ability to inspire yourself. Use
your head as well as your heart and guard
against deception and illusion Remember the
best antidote to foolishness o f any sort is
unbridled laughter.
CANCER (22 June 22 July): Very strong juju.
Harmony, focus and energy at play in a world
that finds you all but irresistible Avoid being
smug. Matters o f all sorts come to completion,
completions lead to new beginnings Invoke
your best version o f yourself and take charge of
anything that needs it. Bearing in mind, o f
course, that perfect control makes everything
impossible.
CAPRICORN (22 D ec-19 Jan): If you must
fidget, and you most likely must, do something
with it. Divulge and indulge yourself Make
love, paint frescoes, write lesser American
masterpieces. Or just plow ahead on what needs
doing. A good month for new romance and old
bad habits. Spend no money sou ’ll miss and
whisper nothing to anyone you don’t mean
LEO (23 July-22 August): Your sap continues
to rise, you’ re strong as a hundred camels in the
courtyard. Direct some o f the energy to getting
to the truth about yourself and the world you
coproduce. The deeper you dive the better You
have decisions to make and they’ll be easier if
you shake your tree, change your routine and
recalibrate your crap detector. Success.
AQUARIUS (20 Jan 18 Feb): The famous
Aquarian roller coaster: all is lost, all is well
N o joking around here: it’s heady times and
good judgment is the only antidote to what life
can become without it. So it’s hard? So what?
Get closer to your mate, refuse to let commun -
ications break down, make time to do life
together Listen carefully to what others say.
VIRGO (23 August-22 Sept): Aside from a
significant mess regarding your work and a
leeling that your emotional life has become a
wading pool, it’s not all that awful a month.
Unless, o f course, you lose your head and knee-
jerk yourself into the sort o f situations it will
take years to laugh about. Give your mind
something to do besides sitting around
wringing its synapses.
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SCORPIO ( 2 4 Oct-22 Nov): Something needs
to be built Build it Decrease the emotional
distance between you and meaningful others,
resist the urge to go upside the heads of nitwits.
Lay your bricks well and whistle while you
work Power manifests in many ways, some o f
them gradual and silent It’s enough to be who
you are as long as you're being yourself
I don’t believe in astrology because I’m a Gemini,
and Geminis never believe in astrology.
Raymond Smullyan
PISCES (19 Feb-20 Mar): The many promises
o f spring. Money matters go well unless you
spend it as fast as it comes in. Relationships
go well as long as you stop trying to
manipulate and control your fellow human
beings out of the neurotic conviction that
honesty and respect won’t get you what you
need Stiffen your spine and let the world
unfold as it will.
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