e u r o e ic on ARIES (21 Mar-19 April): Your mantra this month should not be show me the money. Like pretty people, money comes and goes. Focus on what is and what mig ht be always turns out better Open yourself to the world, heal old wounds, remind yourself who you are and live up to your expectations. Feel free to feel good Ah, the roller coaster o f spring TAURUS (20 April 20 May): The first rule is to be where you are You’re in a good place this month Energy married to will, charm taming brute force, reason ordering chaos. Abrupt actions are usually premature, when they're not, they’re usually inappropriate. Fly o ff no handle, tread on no one and shun the spotlight. The check’s in the mail, your karma’s on the truck GEMINI (21 May 21 June): Try to recall w hat it was you were doing and why you were doing it. Does it still make sense9 Figure out what you’re afraid o f and stop being afraid o f it. When in doubt, do something An opportunity arises. Unless the conditions are odious, say yes please and thank you. Avoid displeasure in all forms, especially when manifested by yourself. LIBRA (23 Sept 23 Oct): There is no this or that, no self and other, there is only a relationship between them. Ponder the navel o f your partnerships and sail into deeper waters Money issues arise, and fall Self- reliance is a virtue worth nurtunng, especially since no one knows squat about the future Take care of today and leave the campsite cleaner than you found it. Irin* Uinu hirnune 4 ow hm « MlBTOUN CANNON BtAtH WC-M20 SAGITTARIUS (23 Nov 21 Dec): Indulge your noblest urges, dream barely possible dreams, work tirelessly to manifest them. All of us have a gig and yours is to inspire people through your ability to inspire yourself. Use your head as well as your heart and guard against deception and illusion Remember the best antidote to foolishness o f any sort is unbridled laughter. CANCER (22 June 22 July): Very strong juju. Harmony, focus and energy at play in a world that finds you all but irresistible Avoid being smug. Matters o f all sorts come to completion, completions lead to new beginnings Invoke your best version o f yourself and take charge of anything that needs it. Bearing in mind, o f course, that perfect control makes everything impossible. CAPRICORN (22 D ec-19 Jan): If you must fidget, and you most likely must, do something with it. Divulge and indulge yourself Make love, paint frescoes, write lesser American masterpieces. Or just plow ahead on what needs doing. A good month for new romance and old bad habits. Spend no money sou ’ll miss and whisper nothing to anyone you don’t mean LEO (23 July-22 August): Your sap continues to rise, you’ re strong as a hundred camels in the courtyard. Direct some o f the energy to getting to the truth about yourself and the world you coproduce. The deeper you dive the better You have decisions to make and they’ll be easier if you shake your tree, change your routine and recalibrate your crap detector. Success. AQUARIUS (20 Jan 18 Feb): The famous Aquarian roller coaster: all is lost, all is well N o joking around here: it’s heady times and good judgment is the only antidote to what life can become without it. So it’s hard? So what? Get closer to your mate, refuse to let commun - ications break down, make time to do life together Listen carefully to what others say. VIRGO (23 August-22 Sept): Aside from a significant mess regarding your work and a leeling that your emotional life has become a wading pool, it’s not all that awful a month. Unless, o f course, you lose your head and knee- jerk yourself into the sort o f situations it will take years to laugh about. Give your mind something to do besides sitting around wringing its synapses. B reads » C roissants P e r il s 1 D esserts S oup I S mokies SCORPIO ( 2 4 Oct-22 Nov): Something needs to be built Build it Decrease the emotional distance between you and meaningful others, resist the urge to go upside the heads of nitwits. Lay your bricks well and whistle while you work Power manifests in many ways, some o f them gradual and silent It’s enough to be who you are as long as you're being yourself I don’t believe in astrology because I’m a Gemini, and Geminis never believe in astrology. Raymond Smullyan PISCES (19 Feb-20 Mar): The many promises o f spring. Money matters go well unless you spend it as fast as it comes in. Relationships go well as long as you stop trying to manipulate and control your fellow human beings out of the neurotic conviction that honesty and respect won’t get you what you need Stiffen your spine and let the world unfold as it will. 47 N. HOLLADAY DR. 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