Dear Uncle Mike, Quite a spell ago, I made an innocent inquiry of a Seaside cafe employee (former m ayor of same). From that moment I perceived a decided stiff and cold shoulder I simply asked for the distance to Cannon, and could I expect to have a non-excessive walk to there My question to you, Uncle Mike, is this, have there been 'words' between Seaside and Cannon Beach? <r IV 1 / V w L 1 r Sometimes A Great Lotion E l it a B rand C otton B r aì P an m j ~i aro LlNCtRIt AND J L ttF V IA R V lT H AN tMPHAJIJ ON COTTON A M ) SILK ¡¿ 7 JQNTJ Of PtRfUMt OIL AND CD J TO M JCtNTtD M A JJA C t O C , BODY David L., Portland LOTION, AND BATH & JH O VfR GtL iNCtNJt AND CANDl.tJ Dear Dave, Í Hr mí . OCR C annon 4 3 6 -( B tA C H O R emmrs ceceri m s s ^ œ IIC C I-4 S E D A A A S S A C - t TH E R A P Y R O S A L I N D C U S A C K . LAAT O H t 'O N A W A 5H N G T O N Cannon Beach Athletic Club jjSSSa. P O B O X 122 4 C A N N O N BEACH. O R 97110 (5 0 3 ) -4 3 6 -2 -4 2 5 171 Sunset Blvd. L e t CBAC be y o u r A th le tic C lub away fro m hom e. r built a road between them. Come visit our exiting new facility. K. Dear Uncle Mike, y ^ idk * Shower Facilities * Aerobic Classes •Bikes * Tanning * Rowing Machine * Treadmills ♦ Climbers ORIGINAL CUSTOM WINDOWS, WORK LAMPS, FOR HOME Drop in rates available SPECIALTY OR BUSINESS 503-436-1515 PIECES AND S CBAC Offers: ♦ Free Weights ^ (503) 436-2761 realized, or in a deeper way. I don't expect you to solve my dilemma but would CALL FOfl AN APPOINTMENT interested in your thoughts. PO BOX M CANNON BEACH, OR W O Valoree Gift, l m . t . Licensed Massage Therapy Leaning in Astoria Dear Leaning, Basically Uncle Mike just has one. The woman is marned. That her m a n a g e is troubled andYher husband a jerk are details, not extenuating circum stances It also d o e srft maneM hat ghren your feelings for each other, you'd be m aking love instead of a X d ' i k e a9pai- of weasels in heat. It doesn't even matter that the d x n fo rt and compassion you could give might deepen both your fnendship and her marriage although th is ^ lo t developm ent is more com mon in cheap novels than real life. All tha matters is that this woman made a vow and your only option as a friend is to do everything in your power to help her keep it. If her marriage is over, she needs to get out 2f it ?f not she needs to get on with it. W hat the two of you need to do is reaffirm vour vows of personal integrity. In the meantime, light a candle Every time you have lascivious thoughts about your friend, hold your hand over the flam e until you can t stand \ I 'A Christina Stanley RN, IBCLC I Lactation Consultant 11 FJ) Breast Feeding Assistance Medela Breast Pump Rental Station P.O. Box 201 179 Coolidge Cannon Beach, OR 97110 (503)436-0161 PO Box 872 Cannon Beach, OR 97110 Pager # 738-4438 Phone #436-0148 Celibacy is not hereditary. Guy Goden it. It's an old technique guaranteed to steady the will »ear Uncle Mike, l iust started reading your column and I think I'm in love. Are you married? Do you ave a g i X d or Something? Are you heterosexual? W ould you like io have dinner nd drinks? Amy J., Portland Dear Amy, Uncle Mike is glad you read his column and even more glad that you're in 'ove_ ncle M.ke is a great fan of love Along wrth playing poker, it's the glue t atJiolds h m n p t h e r Is Uncle Mike married? Only to the few principles he has left. Is Uncle M ik ?terosexuaP Devoutly Unless you count the night when, after several hundred gin d X he grew suddenly fo n d o f a fem ale impersonator. Does Uncle Mike have a rtnend or s o S n g ? Uncle Mike is too old to have a girlfriend It makes h,s fnends orrv Uncle Mike does have 'som ething' but. being shy, he declines to say what it is. , - T , Uncle Mike like Io have dinner and drinks? Sadly, since we've never met. neither i us Cddd hope to know Perhaps, if you dropped by on visiting day, we could sit in the •74 OREGON COAST SU PPO R TG RO UP P.O IO X 50 C ANNON »EACH OflECON 97T1O J O J • 4 Ï 6 •2 4 3 0 SO J436O JJ7 N a t i o n J i i f i j 7 i í u £ í e fn e a io n a n d A n x i e t y ^ n y e i a n d ¿ S tie íi and ^ ä f f ame room and talk. T iR F F ) O F C A R ALAR M S A T 3AM P...6ET % . ¿ S e x u a C e z W ln o x ity C s s u e s C n d ic id u a d , C o u n ts and ^ lo u fis Sox 505 C a n n o n i B e a c d O r e y o n Ç711O ■ * to » * sw. S ' ( 5 0 3 ) 4 3 6 -1 2 6 0 I <3?s io tia O ffice ( 5 0 3 ) 33S-6147 The world is proof that God is a committee. Bob Stokes i m LUT Eb6l SttltftttR. M H A -' , W Ï -• « 4' • W M M ■ 49