Dear Uncle Mike,
Quite a spell ago, I made an
innocent inquiry of a Seaside cafe
employee (former m ayor of same).
From that moment I perceived a
decided stiff and cold shoulder I
simply asked for the distance to
Cannon, and could I expect to have
a non-excessive walk to there My
question to you, Uncle Mike, is this,
have there been 'words' between
Seaside and Cannon Beach?
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realized, or in a deeper way. I don't expect you to solve my dilemma but would
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Leaning in Astoria
Dear Leaning,
Basically Uncle Mike just has one. The woman is marned. That her m a n a g e is
troubled andYher husband a jerk are details, not extenuating circum stances It also
d o e srft maneM hat ghren your feelings for each other, you'd be m aking love instead of
a X d ' i k e a9pai- of weasels in heat. It doesn't even matter that the d x n fo rt and
compassion you could give might deepen both your fnendship and her marriage
although th is ^ lo t developm ent is more com mon in cheap novels than real life. All tha
matters is that this woman made a vow and your only option as a friend is to do
everything in your power to help her keep it. If her marriage is over, she needs to get
out 2f it ?f not she needs to get on with it. W hat the two of you need to do is reaffirm
vour vows of personal integrity. In the meantime, light a candle Every time you have
lascivious thoughts about your friend, hold your hand over the flam e until you can t stand
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Celibacy is not hereditary.
Guy Goden
it. It's an old technique guaranteed to steady the will
»ear Uncle Mike,
l iust started reading your column and I think I'm in love. Are you married? Do you
ave a g i X d or Something? Are you heterosexual? W ould you like io have dinner
nd drinks?
Amy J., Portland
Dear Amy,
Uncle Mike is glad you read his column and even more glad that you're in 'ove_
ncle M.ke is a great fan of love Along wrth playing poker, it's the glue t atJiolds h m
n p t h e r Is Uncle Mike married? Only to the few principles he has left. Is Uncle M ik
?terosexuaP Devoutly Unless you count the night when, after several hundred gin
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he grew suddenly fo n d o f a fem ale impersonator. Does Uncle Mike have a
rtnend or s o S n g ? Uncle Mike is too old to have a girlfriend It makes h,s fnends
orrv Uncle Mike does have 'som ething' but. being shy, he declines to say what it is.
, - T , Uncle Mike like Io have dinner and drinks? Sadly, since we've never met. neither
i us Cddd hope to know Perhaps, if you dropped by on visiting day, we could sit in the
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