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Dear Uncle Mike,
About a month ago. I met this great woman through mutual friends
We hit it off right away and see each other once or twice a week. Shea
intelligent, beautiful, and has a greet sense of humor I can't remember
a woman I ve enjoyed being with more So what s my problem? I'm 4 5 ,
she s 2 6 , I'm white, she sAfrican American None of our evenings
have ended with breakfast yet, but it's obvious we re both thinking
about it I'm not a rounder and she's not a woman into casual flings I'm
also not naive and realize the difficulties involved Any thoughts?
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You mention difficulties Whlcbones^ That the two of you emer ged
from different gjne pools or that she's young enough to he your niece?
Uncle Mike regards both as conf us,on factors
In the firs t place, boob I ah, applying rational thought and social
sensitivity to affairs of the heart ,s the worst sort of foolishness Love
is hard enough to come by without setting sanctions on who can play
with whom At 4 5 , you should be dry enough behind the ear s to realize
the par f of us that falls in love Is the spirit
And that the nice thing about sp irits is their lack of age or racial origin
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Havingdeelt with liber al claptrap, on to real life
Difficulties, cupcake? You bet your blppy Uncle Mike won t even
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mention the likely outbreak of hear I attacks and strokes In both of your
families Yes. there w ill be wailing in the tents should your
relationship with this young woman flower This alone should not deter
you Humans hove a great capacity for accepting whet they can t change,
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Although more subtle than race, your age difference w ill be every bit
as tricky To her fr lends, most of whom were not born when you were
eligible for the dr all, you w ill be an old geek who should be ashamed of
himself To your friends, many of whom have chllfren her age, you
w ill be an old fool who should be ashamed of himself Whet they w ill
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As you've surety discovered, the two of you should get used to being
stared at, often without admiration the success of "Roots' and ’ I'll f ly
Away" notwithstanding, interracial couples are still oddities, with all
the privileges (hat brings, tn a culture that moss produces “Dare to be
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dismiss as youthful folly on her part w ill be, in you. indication of
ser ,ous character flaws Among women your age w ill be fews you're
falling apart
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fo a ll of which. Uncle Mike makes rude sounds with hts mouth
If you care «bout this woman and she cares about you, you owe
yourselves a dance In Uncle Mike's opinion, the most ser tous chai lengB
you face is that, as different genders, you evolved on alien planets and
inhabit alternate univer s » b Uncle Mike refuses to even get started on
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r M l ’ties as wanton abandon We re both tn our early thirties and. other
than libidos, we re a greet match But g ix l frequent sex is important to
me and I'm starting to have second thoughts Worse. I'm obsessing
You're a guy Is this something he'll get over? Would counseling help?
Annie 5 . Portland
Dear Annie,
Would counseling help? Maybe Is this something your friend w ill
gat over? How would I know? Uncle Mike doesn t know either one of
you Fortunately, this won t stop him from consider ing the mess your
life's become Yes, we re quite a guy
Uncle Mike first assumes you ve not, in tt« short time you ve lived
to o th e r. turned into a slattern In a mumu who only stops shrieking
long enough to find the bonbons
Uncle Mike also assumes you ve tried the usual Pavlov tan techniques
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the candlelight bubblebeths, the whips, the jello, the Little BoPeep
outfit
Uncle Mike further assumes you ve taken the lad aside, explained
clearly the depth of your frustration and the possible consequences for
him should it continue
If so, and he still falls to respond to your whistle, you may have a dug
who s just not going to hunt, so to speak Life being grand, this leaves
you the thr ee options
The firs t was best summed up by Woody Allen who confessed he was
tw enty-five before he learned that sex involved two people The second,
near ty as popular, involves dishonesty and hotel expenses The third
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Dear Uncle Mike,
This is a little embarrassing, but here goes I hear my woman
fr lends complaining that all their boyfriends want to do ts have sex I
should be so afflicted My boyfriend and I have I mho llvirx) tngxtfwr for
a little over a year now and. to him, anything more than twice a week
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