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t/»<S/O *0 6S»* '• & '» »««’O ö 'ö o O O O CV»»'* 0 0 * 0 «OiAOoOfrO g ‘ A\ ü d d y W a t e r s ! 2 S s t t > W i« rix* nm *-v) *. m ( ■H*’ <»fc»"’ $ £ * q u ijit c Ç © f f € c $ a d T e a ; $ $ 5 Third and Ivy Streets Tillamook Oregon s co cx»o>ec>» o * e /Q «r»«\ï> e-Mozi «z> G o o « ( N J f f M M M » 4 r s e-M Dear Uncle Mike, About a month ago. I met this great woman through mutual friends We hit it off right away and see each other once or twice a week. Shea intelligent, beautiful, and has a greet sense of humor I can't remember a woman I ve enjoyed being with more So what s my problem? I'm 4 5 , she s 2 6 , I'm white, she sAfrican American None of our evenings have ended with breakfast yet, but it's obvious we re both thinking about it I'm not a rounder and she's not a woman into casual flings I'm also not naive and realize the difficulties involved Any thoughts? IN UNE QUROeUCTK K Smitten in Seattle PjrnMUj .K’j b ¿ 5 4 Tenth Strut J KATHLEEN MALIN O rq jn 9 7 » o j° I _ j ±5 _ P a r Smitten. Uncle Mike always has thoughts, many of them unacceptable in polite society Chiroprtcbc Fhyticun Gentle Mobilizing Spiral Manipulation 4 Muscle Work AJ m AviiijW« H»(aa*sl Molly Stromftait And AfurvtdK CiflUirtiBo«» Wi(R CM'»« G go G itu ». MA i j ± 3___ ____ I <Ü S He ad*iD< > â id » You mention difficulties Whlcbones^ That the two of you emer ged from different gjne pools or that she's young enough to he your niece? Uncle Mike regards both as conf us,on factors In the firs t place, boob I ah, applying rational thought and social sensitivity to affairs of the heart ,s the worst sort of foolishness Love is hard enough to come by without setting sanctions on who can play with whom At 4 5 , you should be dry enough behind the ear s to realize the par f of us that falls in love Is the spirit And that the nice thing about sp irits is their lack of age or racial origin L Ü fc iö l CANNON BEACH LIBRARY 1)1 Voit) H’ anlort po e»> « m C« aa < * (A» n t J Havingdeelt with liber al claptrap, on to real life Difficulties, cupcake? You bet your blppy Uncle Mike won t even OR OT110 mention the likely outbreak of hear I attacks and strokes In both of your families Yes. there w ill be wailing in the tents should your relationship with this young woman flower This alone should not deter you Humans hove a great capacity for accepting whet they can t change, even If it involves having a honky ,n 11« woudpile a'iJ o p t'a trd by ib t Library and B «ion‘j flu b o f Cana n /fr a A H O P E L. H A R R IS Although more subtle than race, your age difference w ill be every bit as tricky To her fr lends, most of whom were not born when you were eligible for the dr all, you w ill be an old geek who should be ashamed of himself To your friends, many of whom have chllfren her age, you w ill be an old fool who should be ashamed of himself Whet they w ill L IC E N S E D MASSAGE T H E R A P IS T 303/ 3 2 5 C A H 14 F »I iW ) 4OC H O » O » » I » 1 M A U D I OR 9 11 Ml ¡ M l I M IM A » il\H « O I M « U O X t IM I M K A N K U M W A I I R A I As you've surety discovered, the two of you should get used to being stared at, often without admiration the success of "Roots' and ’ I'll f ly Away" notwithstanding, interracial couples are still oddities, with all the privileges (hat brings, tn a culture that moss produces “Dare to be Different" t-s h irts and fails to see the joke 23 2 3 dismiss as youthful folly on her part w ill be, in you. indication of ser ,ous character flaws Among women your age w ill be fews you're falling apart »1« fo a ll of which. Uncle Mike makes rude sounds with hts mouth If you care «bout this woman and she cares about you, you owe yourselves a dance In Uncle Mike's opinion, the most ser tous chai lengB you face is that, as different genders, you evolved on alien planets and inhabit alternate univer s » b Uncle Mike refuses to even get started on that Rolfing by Linda Stephens creating tndq>endence from physical restnetx», A Fun. Colorful. A ll-C o tto n Clothing 5 to re With A Tw ,st " Injury Rchahltation WAX) &W Ikxies Frrry KJ ( 2Ut> hrr ( enmkato>is la k e ( Xtwejp». Or 07(M> M B <i3T Ur>(4 14 years experience as a health care [e a n tx w r For Children A A d u lts Unique G ift Item s THINK GOOO THOUGHTS 5 3 *4 5 E HA.WTrlOStNf PORTLAND. OK 972,4 (5 0 3 )2 3 5 0 4 3 9 Open Oaily I am d e te rm in e d my c h ild r e n s h a ll be b ro u g h t up In t h e ir fa th e r s r e liq io n , if th e y can fin d out what it is C h a rle s I amb r M l ’ties as wanton abandon We re both tn our early thirties and. other than libidos, we re a greet match But g ix l frequent sex is important to me and I'm starting to have second thoughts Worse. I'm obsessing You're a guy Is this something he'll get over? Would counseling help? Annie 5 . Portland Dear Annie, Would counseling help? Maybe Is this something your friend w ill gat over? How would I know? Uncle Mike doesn t know either one of you Fortunately, this won t stop him from consider ing the mess your life's become Yes, we re quite a guy Uncle Mike first assumes you ve not, in tt« short time you ve lived to o th e r. turned into a slattern In a mumu who only stops shrieking long enough to find the bonbons Uncle Mike also assumes you ve tried the usual Pavlov tan techniques K & D MAIN STREET BOOKS ( ,s/ D . • UNUSUAL the candlelight bubblebeths, the whips, the jello, the Little BoPeep outfit Uncle Mike further assumes you ve taken the lad aside, explained clearly the depth of your frustration and the possible consequences for him should it continue If so, and he still falls to respond to your whistle, you may have a dug who s just not going to hunt, so to speak Life being grand, this leaves you the thr ee options The firs t was best summed up by Woody Allen who confessed he was tw enty-five before he learned that sex involved two people The second, near ty as popular, involves dishonesty and hotel expenses The third 211 E. M a in Street, H ills b o ro , O R 9 7 1 2 3 k--------------— Dear Uncle Mike, This is a little embarrassing, but here goes I hear my woman fr lends complaining that all their boyfriends want to do ts have sex I should be so afflicted My boyfriend and I have I mho llvirx) tngxtfwr for a little over a year now and. to him, anything more than twice a week — — __ ________ __ ___________________ j begins with leaving the hopeless clod and having lunch with Uncle Mike IN W IR H I A I I H C IM R O W IM D R IC IU tIN C A R T IS T « R R O C Itl RECYCLING MEANS NOTHING KAREN ANDERSO N II YO U D O N 'T CLOSE T H E LOOP! 11 I f W a ih n x ^ ic n i S t iv c t La û r j t .O rvo o n ?7$5O “ I 503 ?o3 5242 llï C O N t U lT A N T • T M ( R A P U T ( M » I W R IT IR • IN N O V A T O R You need to |tta itAyclad p ru d ix n made hum the paper you recyvle At Pe*.etree » e know the u iu e t W e II help yuu la u d y your paper need» hated an Glial aiaJ environmental tenuttvity 0 0 ) 1 7JI) 9 4 4 0 Call ut ft» a laialog of houtrhoid. o flk e and packaging p n ilu i t i Or »top by our uTFice M /W /T h 12 4 pm to tee (<N y o u rte lf O R 6 A N IZ A Z IO N A I C H A N C I O pen < W -.5 :3 O M o u .-5 a t. 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