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I ju s t tested MlV p o s itiv e and. to put it m ild ly . I m a lit t l e (town I know it s not a (tooth
sentence - - I m ig h t never develop AIDS, they m ight fin d a c u re . Und could rid e over the h i l l in a
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M y o n ly g u r u is
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Dear M a r k .
Owing to h is loose tether to popular r e a lit y . Uncle M ik e has cheery thoughts on most
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and suspects it s prom oted by those w ith an em otional or pro fessio na l inve stm en t in fear
No, Uncle M ik e is no, lapsing into hot tub pataphysics It ,S. or seems to be. a fact of life that
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In fa c t, a fte r a sm a ll tu m b le r of sour mash w h is k e y , he fin d s it ch arm in Q that large
system s, our bodies among th e m . w ill u ltim a te ly ( and at lu s t the r ig h t m o m e n t) flin g off th e ir
p a tte rn integr i t i r . and dissolve into s m a lle r ( and p o s s ib ly c u te r ) system s
In te rm s of th r physical u n iv e rs e , our nwar eness of it included, th is m a c ro /m ic ro tr a n s itio n
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Br eathtaking ae> th is m ass/ener gy im p e ra tiv e
m ig ht be. Uncle M ik e sees li t t l e resem blance between the tra n s m u ta tio n of v ib r a tin g
nothingness ( see Wove In te rp re ta tio n of Quantum M ectianics) and being a) cast in to a f ie r y
To be honest. Uncle M ik e sees h im s e lf as a s p ir itu a l
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Being ( see von Neumann s P r o o f, Deep R e a lity , and S id Jh a rth a ) whose glance evokes fo rm fro m
the s t i l l water ■> (see
B e ll's Theorem and the Collapse of P ro b a b ilitie s )
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that he is. Uncle M ike th o ro u g h ly believes he is a frequency of that lig h t they ta lk about in
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arxl P r in c ip le of L o c a lity ). Uncle M ike sees no reason to believe he has not alw ays been here
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a closed »»id unbounded u n iva r v , he has now her a etse to go and w ould p ro b a b ly stay home
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Dear Uncle M ik e .
The neighbor s ten year old hoy s its in h is u p s ta irs window sneaking peeks at m y tw e lv e year
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the l it t le |erk off the sidewalk
I m th in k in g to bounce
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Jenny in L in c o ln C ity
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W h ile Uncle M ike under stands how s a tis fy in g it w ould be to. urn, im p re s s upon the lad the
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If you p ick th is course of a ction, (to so w ith o u t using the w ord empower m ent w h ic h , to Uncle
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