h Dear U ncle M ik e . Whot (to you th in k about a 4 5 »cor i old woman who s w r in g a ? 6 year old man? Oeorge in Eugene Dear Oeon>f. That the tw o o t them have much to T he Inner D o o r le a rn 151 ¿u n se t Cannon Beach 436 0 4 1 0 And if no one in te r r u p ts them it sh ouldn't take I ooq ( <1i U £ M « TOT S» VIA* rov « * mas * ’ c J U P O cv a a « ff* s Sv ; a « o a x u r i o « . a . .«40 ss ; • m «xu a & c t a u i t 0»< ma ? « s ««C JCM < * !-/> £» ’ au »LAA Mt« «0L SbOKT ’ 0 r T\ A . • * * ' • X*U*? ' M N . . I V«l •: -A« M. V . W ' <*. »TXWwS rf.cvVM. Conscious Living W should a ll spend o u r tim e so w e ll I ir s t o ff. Uncle M ike regards the new age m an tra T cxJejy is the f i r s t day of the re s t of y o u r wATW W M f ARP < *51 a ’* Y U W U ' t a i w *e<*. . yr '?« . S'lAM 'CH U l* * 2 A - 'S *, i s We life as naked tw A tole Uncle M ike wakes each m o rn in g w ith a c h ir p on h is lip s and the s ta tis tic a l c e rta in ty that th is could he h is last day on the planet No, Uncle M ik e is not m o rb id ja —a? He |u s t fin d s he plans h is a c tiv itie s more w is e ly that way As someone pointed o u t, no one s last iK ’ r » v i x * i w ords have yet been. ' I w is h I'd spent more tim e at the o ffic e ‘ As for 'teeth per s r ( w r O rim Ree»vr , S in ne rs in the Hands of an A n g ry (tod. and th e B ig M l "O?£ A)U A O W V iA O ’ £B JIIAW flL iiN u •» v u x x mt or r jttM 'f c f . • • * n w * .V " *M .v*4 «. m «.* TRvABCiw« s * « iy VW C asino), havinq «■(, no evidence of it hi n a tu re . Uncle M ik e fin d s it a t r ic k y m o tio n to em brace and suspects it s prom oted by those w ith an em otional or pro fessio na l inve stm en t in fear No, Uncle M ik e is no, lapsing into hot tub pataphysics It ,S. or seems to be. a fact of life that F g .w w |S *i MO< 3 :3 9 *1 0 3 0 a ll system s decay i < r w ith th is E n tro p y , Therm odynam ics, and W r in k le s ) Uncle M ik e has no ( p a r r e l In fa c t, a fte r a sm a ll tu m b le r of sour mash w h is k e y , he fin d s it ch arm in Q that large system s, our bodies among th e m . w ill u ltim a te ly ( and at lu s t the r ig h t m o m e n t) flin g off th e ir p a tte rn integr i t i r . and dissolve into s m a lle r ( and p o s s ib ly c u te r ) system s In te rm s of th r physical u n iv e rs e , our nwar eness of it included, th is m a c ro /m ic ro tr a n s itio n HOPE L. HARRIS is t t * o n ly passing on ttiat (tooth- can ra te r to lic e n s e d M ASSAGE T H E R A P IS T »» j ill .WbSiirriWM NEW & USED BOOKS 5 fu rn a c e , or b ) lofted to a cloud -d r « w d Oz wher e one can oat bonbons w ith o u t gam ing w eight * M oving along to the m e ta p h y s ic a l, death seems, to Uncle M ik e , a te rm w ith o u t m eaningful 303 • Greeting Cards • Busing & Trading Quahts Used B»«>ks 325 2323 r e to r w its . ■ mm • Uncle M ike is )ust a c o u n try boy b u t. b e in q a born again Pythagorean, he regards h im s e lf as m ore concept than sym bol (503) SC 7746 . Br eathtaking ae> th is m ass/ener gy im p e ra tiv e m ig ht be. Uncle M ik e sees li t t l e resem blance between the tra n s m u ta tio n of v ib r a tin g nothingness ( see Wove In te rp re ta tio n of Quantum M ectianics) and being a) cast in to a f ie r y To be honest. Uncle M ik e sees h im s e lf as a s p ir itu a l e n tity at play in the fie ld s of to m e on r who knows how to have fun tu mm «•» o a e ? w fb a w H W M iiB a B iK a a p s s s ^ m ^ Of course. Uncle M ik e also c o lle cts b its of br ig fitty color ed yar n When he s not in h is Teardrop fro m the [y e of Ood postu re ( m ore fun than it sounefc). Uncle n im ix r n t r 1 M ik r p» etends he is a p oint conscious p ersp e ctive ( see Oeneral R e la tiv ’ ty ) of the Oreet *o of Being ( see von Neumann s P r o o f, Deep R e a lity , and S id Jh a rth a ) whose glance evokes fo rm fro m the s t i l l water ■> (see B e ll's Theorem and the Collapse of P ro b a b ilitie s ) Non e m p lr ical h e re tic KAREN ANDERSON that he is. Uncle M ike th o ro u g h ly believes he is a frequency of that lig h t they ta lk about in C O N S U IT A N T • T H t R A PIST (M * ) W R IT IR . IN N O V A T O R (tones is W o rrie s about h is pro state asidr Uncle M ik e s u n iv e rs e is a m ovable feast at w h ic h he is both h o slan dg u esf A Fun. C o lo rfu l. A il- C o tto n C lo th in g S t o r e W ith A \ v * t (S O )) 7 )8 9 4 6 0 IO X 10 7 ) S tA S ID t OR 9 7 1)8 T ime being a joke played on the S p ecific by the (toner al ( see V e lo city of I iq t t arxl P r in c ip le of L o c a lity ). Uncle M ike sees no reason to believe he has not alw ays been here In a closed »»id unbounded u n iva r v , he has now her a etse to go and w ould p ro b a b ly stay home anyway F or C h ild re n 5 A d u l t * U niq ue G i f t i t e m * R C A N IZ A T I O N A l C H A N C I ¿ t O B A l I X N l W A t R l V I T A H Z A T IO N Dear Uncle M ik e . The neighbor s ten year old hoy s its in h is u p s ta irs window sneaking peeks at m y tw e lv e year THINK G O O O THO UG HTS 3 3 4 4 5 E MAWTHCKME FOtTLANO. OR 9 ? 2 '4 3 )2 3 5 0 4 3 9 W hen we ta lk to Ood, w e 'r e p ra y in g W hen Ood ta lk s to us we r e s c h iz o p h re n ic I it y T o m lin old (tougfiter M y husband says it s n orm a l behavior and he II outgrow it the l it t le |erk off the sidewalk I m th in k in g to bounce What do you soy9 Jenny in L in c o ln C ity O pen O a iiy Deer Je n n y . W h ile Uncle M ike under stands how s a tis fy in g it w ould be to. urn, im p re s s upon the lad the p rin c ip le of consequence'* ■ De advises you to th in k long and hard before (to op - k ic k mg the li t t l e CANNON BEACH LIBRARY w re tc h Ten year olds come w ith la w y e rs these days And yo ur husband, W im po . m ig ht be r ig h t The prior k id could be a v ic tim of h is fw m o n e s 1)1 S » i)i H * « H ) TO Bo* AÄ6 C*nn«* B- e T OR 97110 Testosterone poisoning and a ll that Then again, who cares'* P e rs o n a lty , Uncle M ike believes m seeing th in g s as they are The k td s a peeping Tom If tt Ows.iZ as J oparaltd by the Library w ere Uncle M ik e s tw e lv e year old daughter whose p riv a c y was being v io la te d , he w ould re n t her and B oman i d a b o f (a n n o n B ra . A a power fu l por table flo o d lig h t so she could b lin d the lit t le p e rv e rt If you p ick th is course of a ction, (to so w ith o u t using the w ord empower m ent w h ic h , to Uncle M ik e s ear . rh y m e s w ith teslosterone poisoning - . 7 f I . m u I H- hh I M S k \ .m il K v \ ( ir v U lu n M " i ■ n, I l" * « l ('« m u s c lin g to r l i i i l n i . l u . i l I si H i 74 k < n u p i.' I Rolfing n il,* i i .\' ri By Linda S tephens H * *<(<• i /ZZ /»* « r< * < g •*<<((. * i h i n b e i <■ )/•/< i *»<•»» **Z h it c rc n tiiig ’ u id q im d e n c e fro m p h y s ic a l re s tn e tiu n ' Injury* R e h a b tltn tio n OWO s w B>.»XX Berry ltd C K K . . Hr« < o iw k a O rm a ■ | H years r ijr n e t u r an • health tare jrohtwncr C AM N O W B E A C H BOOK COM PANY O Bo. 6 )4 I 32 N©'<*> H«*»,l