T H E TORCH OF REASON, SILV E R T O N , OREGON, JU N E 8, 1899. 6 S T R IC T L Y O N E P R 1CE. Dedication of the Paine Bust. m onum ent. PRODUCE TAKEN D R E Y E R & C R A IG The trip back to the station and on to the city was enjoyed with the (Continued from 3d page,) Paine was the author of every a d rest of the d a y ’s proceedings, with ave you ordered vour S pring Suit vanced idea of civilization in the the exception that the railroad Our yet? The fact th a t we are the world to this day. Mr. W akem an com pany, as is usual, played a clothiers of Silverton, we would ra n k s as one of the best lecturers trick on us bv delaying us nearly N ew on the Secular platform . H is a u an hour at the station an d tu rn in g run a great risk if we did n ot know our our special train into an accom mo dience alw ays learns som ething clothing, for we g u aran tee it, and only Carpets and he is always ready to speak on dation tra in , and going into the 2ood clothing can hear such a guarantee. anv topic of the day. Mr. \ \ ake- city at a “ snail gallop.” But we are man was the first to suggest the got there all right, and after bid If you w ant to get acq u ain ted w ith us ding good bye all around we took idea of the Paine bust, and now w ithout spending m uch, Big he is proud th a t his prophecy has cabs, trolley cars and elevated trv one of o ur ready railroads, or allowed them to take come true. us to our respective homes; and Sellers! m ade suits a t................ Dr. Foote eulogized Mr. W ake- we all fee! th a t the d a y ’s occasion m an foi his excellent speech and was a success and our duty to t h e , H um anity th en introduced Mr. H enry Row- A uthor-H ero and pleasant one. Let us hope th a t ley, of the Brooklyn Philosophical Thom as Paine will go on m any OREGON Society, who interested the a u d i ¡another bust and we will see them I S I L V E R T O N ence for some time with a lively in governm ent buildings and pub radical speech, which wa3 closely lic parks quite as frequently as the T h e G re a t' followed and loudly applauded by m onum ents, statues and busts of P il C oddy . th e assem bled audience. No one other great men. New Y ork, May 31. goes to sleep while Rowley speaks, and th e d u llest can see the point. A Biblical Puzzle. No Need to Suffer from A ny Disease. M. Florence Johnson “ furnished Genesis 11: These are the gener th e cream between the layers of Í E lix ir intellectual cake” with her recita- ations of Shem: Shem was an h u n B a c t e r ia c id e V IT Æ -O R E E u c a ly p tu s O il tations, which, as usual, were well dred years old and begat A rphaxad two years after the flood. Ar O r e - O li ne received. “Thomas P ain e’s In te r phaxad lived 35 years and begat M e d ic a te d S o a p view with Saint P eter” is splendid Selah; Selah lived 30 years and Agent PEA R L W . G EER and never fails to amuse an audi begat E ber; E ber lived 34 years and begat Peleg; Peleg lived 30. ence. ypars and begat Reu; Reu lived 32 S il v e r t o n , O r e g o n . After the program , the lunch years and begat Serug; Serug lived baskets were again opened and ap 30 years and begat N ahor; Nahor j petites satisfied. Most of the peo lived 29 years and begat T erah; ple enjoyed a pleasant walk and Terah lived 70 years and begat visit to P ain e’s old house on the A bram . Genesis 17:5: N either shall thy hill, a q u arte r of a mile from the nam e any more be called Abram, m onum ent. When the state of but thy name shall be A braham . New York gave Mr. Paine this es Jo shua 24:1-3: And Jo shua g a th ta te of 300 acres a splendid house ered all the tribes ot Israel to was situ ated n ear the site of the Shechem , and called for the elders To sell p roperty of Israel, and for th eir heads, and m onum ent, but while he was in for th eir judges, and for th eir of To buy a hom e F ran c e the house was burned. On ficers, and they presented th em his retu rn he built the present, selves before God. And Joshua To go into business said unto all the people, Thus say- sm aller house, where we were p er To exchange real or personal property m itted to enter and see the rooms eth the Lord God of Israel. Your fathers dwelt on the other side of To work, or to h ire w orkers in which he once lived and wrote- the flood in old tim e, even Terah, We saw the window through which the father of A braham and the A N Y T H IN G one of P ain e’s form er employes father of Nachor; and they served shot a t him. W hat a lucky shot other gods. And I took your W R IT E T O U S . W E C A N H E L P YOU father, A braham , from the other to miss its m ark! N ear th is w in side of the flood. dow, on a stan d , lies a large Bible A ddress, IN FO R M A TIO N B U R E A U Genesis 7:21: All flesh died th at of the regulation fam ily size. T his moved upon the earth , both of fowl W a te r S t r e b t , Silverton, Oregon. < »ppoeite L iberal H all. book now contains a copy of the and of cattle, and of beasts, and of Torch of Reasou, slyly placed there every creeping thing th a t creepeth while the lady of the house was ex upon the earth , and every m an. How did T erah and A braham es How to Make plaining a picture of M artin L uther cape the flood? M. M. T. which hung on the wall, which our friend from B razil had m istaken for a picture of Thom as Painel C ut This O u t— The Government nationalized the Postal System, why not also the Money System? A plan is told by C. ELTON BLANCHARD O ur friend from Oregon m ade an Fill it up, and forward with in his book entitled................... equally bad break by asking if a $1.00 to the m odern bicycle in the corner was U N C L E S A M ’S L ib e ra ! U n iv e rs ity C o ., the one rode by Mr. Paine. Of S ilverto n, Oregon H O M IL IE S O N F IN A N C E course, we had to visit the well and ----- -- Postpaid for 25 Cents. take a d rin k of the pure, cold All profits on this book will be given to the Liberal University. w ater. No foolish questions were To the- P u b lish e rs a f the Torch It should lie in the hands of every thinking person. Address all orders to f Reason: asked about th a t, b u t we all rel o Please The TORCH OF REASON, Silverton, Oregon. send the T orch of R eason to ished the drinks. T his farm is my address for one year, for which I en now for sale, aud th e F reethinkers close $1.00. Our Job D ep artm en t m ust see to it th a t it is m ade /f a m e .................................................. always gives “ P aine P a rk ” and kept as a ren dezvous for F reeth in k ers and all Post office...... .................................. who adm ire Thom as Paine. A m eeting was called of the in terest BECAUSE IT GIVES ed ones, an d steps were taken in HONEST STOCK, FINEST INK AND EXCELLENT WORKflANSHIP th e direction of protecting the \ S ta te . H $7 DREYER & C R A IG Vitæ=0re Remedies T n f o r m a t io n BUREA u DO YOU WANT Good Times for all Time __ Satisfaction