T H E TORCH OF REASON, SILV E R T O N , OREGON, JU N E 8, 1899. 6 S T R IC T L Y O N E P R 1CE. Dedication of the Paine Bust. m onum ent. PRODUCE TAKEN D R E Y E R & C R A IG The trip back to the station and on to the city was enjoyed with the (Continued from 3d page,) Paine was the author of every a d ­ rest of the d a y ’s proceedings, with ave you ordered vour S pring Suit vanced idea of civilization in the the exception that the railroad Our yet? The fact th a t we are the world to this day. Mr. W akem an com pany, as is usual, played a clothiers of Silverton, we would ra n k s as one of the best lecturers trick on us bv delaying us nearly N ew on the Secular platform . H is a u ­ an hour at the station an d tu rn in g run a great risk if we did n ot know our our special train into an accom mo­ dience alw ays learns som ething clothing, for we g u aran tee it, and only Carpets and he is always ready to speak on dation tra in , and going into the 2ood clothing can hear such a guarantee. anv topic of the day. Mr. \ \ ake- city at a “ snail gallop.” But we are man was the first to suggest the got there all right, and after bid­ If you w ant to get acq u ain ted w ith us ding good bye all around we took idea of the Paine bust, and now w ithout spending m uch, Big he is proud th a t his prophecy has cabs, trolley cars and elevated trv one of o ur ready railroads, or allowed them to take come true. us to our respective homes; and Sellers! m ade suits a t................ Dr. Foote eulogized Mr. W ake- we all fee! th a t the d a y ’s occasion m an foi his excellent speech and was a success and our duty to t h e , H um anity th en introduced Mr. H enry Row- A uthor-H ero and pleasant one. Let us hope th a t ley, of the Brooklyn Philosophical Thom as Paine will go on m any OREGON Society, who interested the a u d i­ ¡another bust and we will see them I S I L V E R T O N ence for some time with a lively in governm ent buildings and pub­ radical speech, which wa3 closely lic parks quite as frequently as the T h e G re a t' followed and loudly applauded by m onum ents, statues and busts of P il C oddy . th e assem bled audience. No one other great men. New Y ork, May 31. goes to sleep while Rowley speaks, and th e d u llest can see the point. A Biblical Puzzle. No Need to Suffer from A ny Disease. M. Florence Johnson “ furnished Genesis 11: These are the gener­ th e cream between the layers of Í E lix ir intellectual cake” with her recita- ations of Shem: Shem was an h u n ­ B a c t e r ia c id e V IT Æ -O R E E u c a ly p tu s O il tations, which, as usual, were well dred years old and begat A rphaxad two years after the flood. Ar­ O r e - O li ne received. “Thomas P ain e’s In te r­ phaxad lived 35 years and begat M e d ic a te d S o a p view with Saint P eter” is splendid Selah; Selah lived 30 years and Agent PEA R L W . G EER and never fails to amuse an audi­ begat E ber; E ber lived 34 years and begat Peleg; Peleg lived 30. ence. ypars and begat Reu; Reu lived 32 S il v e r t o n , O r e g o n . After the program , the lunch years and begat Serug; Serug lived baskets were again opened and ap ­ 30 years and begat N ahor; Nahor j petites satisfied. Most of the peo­ lived 29 years and begat T erah; ple enjoyed a pleasant walk and Terah lived 70 years and begat visit to P ain e’s old house on the A bram . Genesis 17:5: N either shall thy hill, a q u arte r of a mile from the nam e any more be called Abram, m onum ent. When the state of but thy name shall be A braham . New York gave Mr. Paine this es­ Jo shua 24:1-3: And Jo shua g a th ­ ta te of 300 acres a splendid house ered all the tribes ot Israel to was situ ated n ear the site of the Shechem , and called for the elders To sell p roperty of Israel, and for th eir heads, and m onum ent, but while he was in for th eir judges, and for th eir of­ To buy a hom e F ran c e the house was burned. On ficers, and they presented th em ­ his retu rn he built the present, selves before God. And Joshua To go into business said unto all the people, Thus say- sm aller house, where we were p er­ To exchange real or personal property m itted to enter and see the rooms eth the Lord God of Israel. Your fathers dwelt on the other side of To work, or to h ire w orkers in which he once lived and wrote- the flood in old tim e, even Terah, We saw the window through which the father of A braham and the A N Y T H IN G one of P ain e’s form er employes father of Nachor; and they served shot a t him. W hat a lucky shot other gods. And I took your W R IT E T O U S . W E C A N H E L P YOU father, A braham , from the other to miss its m ark! N ear th is w in­ side of the flood. dow, on a stan d , lies a large Bible A ddress, IN FO R M A TIO N B U R E A U Genesis 7:21: All flesh died th at of the regulation fam ily size. T his moved upon the earth , both of fowl W a te r S t r e b t , Silverton, Oregon. < »ppoeite L iberal H all. book now contains a copy of the and of cattle, and of beasts, and of Torch of Reasou, slyly placed there every creeping thing th a t creepeth while the lady of the house was ex­ upon the earth , and every m an. How did T erah and A braham es­ How to Make plaining a picture of M artin L uther cape the flood? M. M. T. which hung on the wall, which our friend from B razil had m istaken for a picture of Thom as Painel C ut This O u t— The Government nationalized the Postal System, why not also the Money System? A plan is told by C. ELTON BLANCHARD O ur friend from Oregon m ade an Fill it up, and forward with in his book entitled................... equally bad break by asking if a $1.00 to the m odern bicycle in the corner was U N C L E S A M ’S L ib e ra ! U n iv e rs ity C o ., the one rode by Mr. Paine. Of S ilverto n, Oregon H O M IL IE S O N F IN A N C E course, we had to visit the well and ----- -- Postpaid for 25 Cents. take a d rin k of the pure, cold All profits on this book will be given to the Liberal University. w ater. No foolish questions were To the- P u b lish e rs a f the Torch It should lie in the hands of every thinking person. Address all orders to f Reason: asked about th a t, b u t we all rel­ o Please The TORCH OF REASON, Silverton, Oregon. send the T orch of R eason to ished the drinks. T his farm is my address for one year, for which I en­ now for sale, aud th e F reethinkers close $1.00. Our Job D ep artm en t m ust see to it th a t it is m ade /f a m e .................................................. always gives “ P aine P a rk ” and kept as a ren­ dezvous for F reeth in k ers and all Post office...... .................................. who adm ire Thom as Paine. A m eeting was called of the in terest­ BECAUSE IT GIVES ed ones, an d steps were taken in HONEST STOCK, FINEST INK AND EXCELLENT WORKflANSHIP th e direction of protecting the \ S ta te . H $7 DREYER & C R A IG Vitæ=0re Remedies T n f o r m a t io n BUREA u DO YOU WANT Good Times for all Time __ Satisfaction