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P o r tla n d P igs Foni Portland, Oregon, June 24, 1907, L a b o r P re s t, LOTS HOM ES IN V E S T M E N T S O ct jo u r t'orts will be crowned with the same) l i r u g s a n d M e d ic in e s (!<• feat that has always been meted of out to men w ho have had for their . FA M O U S object the destruction of any com-i A L B E R T B E R N I mendabh* undertaking. We are well L o t * on easy p a y m e n ts ; th e y a re high T B B D R l'O t ilS T and s ig h tly , c ity w a te r , e le c tric lig h ts aware that there are many industlial « 3 3 W A M H 1M U T U M S T B K F T and fine c ar s ervice H o m e * in a ll IN D U S T R IA L U N IO N IS M SH O W N p a rt* o f th e c it y a t p ric e * fro m fti.ooo ills, but it is beyond the power of N ear S econ d to Sio.ooo .'- H e a l E s ta te In v e s tm e n t* TO BE A F A K E A N D A o f a ll k in d *. man to evolve any scheme that will O R D E R S FO R K E O A N O achieve instant industrial order and U I1 L V BROW N, Prop. Ex-Tranafer Proprtet B O T T L E D BEER P R O M P TL Y D E L U S IO N . F R E D C . K I N G F IL L E D BY C A L L IN Q U P juatiee. These “ elocutionists” as The first to fully recognize Ui ion sure you that by the magic wand of 5' 6 Commercial Block PHONE EAST 46 legislation in their hands animated Fone Main 3652 2d and Wash. St« T h e P o rtla n d C a rria g e ( B y M G r a n t H a m ilt o n .) life can be injected into inanimate Do You Want Fire Insurance? and Baggage Co. EAST THIRD AND BURNSIDE STS. UNIO N L A B E L With jH-i-iiliar abandonment and «ubstances, human character! dirs al FINEST QUALITY PERFECTION OF F i N i SH U N D E R N E W M ANAGEMENT false basis some members of unions tered, changed and shaped to a new' , PORTLAND, OR. UNEXCELLED LAUNDBY. FUt LY SHRUNK Special attention paid to Hack and assume that the present structure of order of things; dispositions, crab- , Coupe orders night or day MADE IN ALL DESIRABLE SHAPES organized labor should be razed, ami bed in character, instantly trans , P h o n e M a in 1 7 4 4 Baggage promptly attended to IDE B R O S . M A N F R S . upon the ruins attempt to build an formed into sunny ones in fact, hu- ' on short notice T l x © O A B S U D PAUL B HAY other structure. The history of the man nature, we are told, is so weak P A C IF IC COAST MANAGER Union Men, give us a call W A H LG H E N A CAHLBTON effort expended by those who have in their hands that it readily fol 1796 m « a llis t e r st , s f . OFFICE been the promoters of unionism, and lows the channels of legislation with Phone Main 55 304 Irving St. « 3 4 W a s h in g t o n S t r e e t All CU um ?* Union (Joodt a d a lly the difficulties which they have en out let or hindrance. P o r t la n d , O re g o n countered appear to have made no Now, Mr. Union Man, jpst ask 13! N. 6TH ST., PORTLAND, OR. impression upon these castle build yourself if you believe that this dope S c h ille r Trade Union Directory :! Phone Main 5580 C H O IC E ers. To bring the trades union is worthy of serious consideration. W I N E S , L IQ U O R S and C IG A R S C ig a r F a c to r y movement up to its present stage, Does it appeal to you as having a imperfect though it is, represents foundation on which to build your F a m il y R oo m s an d F a m ily G a rd e n . Following will be found a directory : m a n u fa c tu r e r W h o l e , a l e a n d R e t a il the best thought and ability of the future ho,M's T lu its intangible state of l ’ortlund unions, giving the name, D e a le r in TIV OLI GARDEN SALOON workingmen of the present and pre can you feel that the premises taken time and place of meeting, and wher A N D R E W B W A N B O N , P ro p r. ceding generations. And primarily is based upon substantial ground? ever possible for the Labor Press to C or. 281 and W a a h ln rto n . P o h t l a « d , Da because occasionally a defeat is It is rather strange that after the ascertain the name and address of the awarded to unionism, and from the opportunity afforded all union men secretary. Secretaries will confer a further fact that because the entire to contemplate the great work so favor upon the Labor Press by noti (GRAND PRI/I i country has not been solidly organ far accomplished in our career, that fying the management of errors or I Hiiihesl Awtird <281 W ashing to n St., Cor. Fourth ized, the fact is magnified and made even a small number are following changes in this lis t: P h o n e R la o k 1 8 8 1 WORIOiS FAIR JO H N R C K LU N D to do service in their peculiar reas the false god of industrialism and SUNDAY. S h in g le W e a v e r * ' U n io n N o . M — E v e ry Sun* , SI LOUIS P ro p rie to r oning methods that the movement is socialism. It is the duty of the d a y , 2 p. m ., F u lto n . C . a-. S tern b erg W . H . S tiv e rs t o - E n g r a v e r * U n io n — E l e v e * o’c lo c k f lr * t a failure. To properly designate trades unionists of the City of Port P h S o un day, R oom 214, G oodn ough B u ild in g . W E B S T E R 'S H a n d le y , O ieg o n l& n . 12 5 F IR S T S T R E E T this coterie of individuals there is land to place themselves on record, K a Geo. STERNBERG & STIVERS liw a y F re ig h t H a n d le r*— Second and fo u rth S u n d a y, 2 p. ., D r e w H a ll. P. no more appropriate place than to and not become the victim of the B ,t. W a ih io g to o and A lder «UOR«YS AI L A W M c D o n a ld . 162 Second. designate them as ineonoclasts—and “ dope” that creates fanatics of all T y p o g r a p h ic a l, N o . ft«— F ir s t S u n d a y a f t e r 810-I1 C h a m b e r o f C o m m e rc e : P ho ne M a in 653 noon, A. O. U . W . H a l l, S e llin g -H lr s c h » D IC T IO N A R Y «fe. P O R TLA N D , OREGON to make it more plain, are against who imbibe. P o rtla n d , O regon B u ild in g . Geo. a V t h . J o u rn a l. MONDAY. everything and everybody except B u ild in g T ra d e * Council— E v e ry M onday R e c e n t ly E n la r g e d some course, illogical theory that e ve n in g a t « o’c lo c k In C o o k * a n d W a l t U N IO N S A N D T H E L A W . WITH e r*' h a ll, 128 H F i f t h s tre e t. UNION MEN AND WOMEN Choice Witten, L iq u o rs and has either been evolved by them Laborer*— E very Monday evening. 2 5 ,000 N e w W o r d s “ If the unions want to set them B uilding B a r te n d e r * ' H a l l. 164 Vi A ld e r s tre e t. M . Cigars selves, or more frequently handed N e w G a z e t t e e r o f t h e W o r ld J. C onroy. 264 Vi A ld e r. DON’T FORGET w it h m o-e th a n SS.OflO title s , bused o n c e out to them by a theoretical fanatic. selves right before the public in C arria g e and W agon W orker»— F ir s t and t h ir d T u e s d a y even in g s , D re w H a l l. Rob latest <«iiius retu rn s. Craft unionism is assailed in vio such matters, let them impose the e r t E w in g , 207 M o r r is St. N e w B io g ra p h ic a l D ic t io n a r y C igar M a k er*— Second Monday, D re w hall. lent terms and industrial unionism [»eiialty of expulsion upon all mem W . H . F lts g e r a ld , 162 Second. THE NAMES OF THOSE FAIR co ntainin g th e n n m e s o f o v e r 10,000 noted persons, d a te o f b lrt h, d e ath , etc. offered as the nanacea for all in bers who resort to violence or E le c tric ia n *, N o. l t d (L in e M e n )— E v e ry M o n d a y n ig h t. D r a w H a ll. W . 8. Jen- STARCHES E dited by W . T . I I A I I I! IS . Pn.TV. L L .T)., dustrial ills, proxided you apply So k in * . 248 E. T h ir t y - f o u r t h . J . T. V U I .J S S S . M f r , V n lted titatesC o m m iaalo n o ro f E d u catio n . blackguardly conduct in the at P a t t e r n M a k e r » — Second a n d fo u r th M on cialism liberally, for it is claimed d a y *. D re w H a l l N o . 206. K . L o ve rld g e, 2 3 8 0 Q u a r to P a g e s /'/Mme .Wotn IÍH 7 335 B r o a d a a y . that these two ingredients must be tempt to help a strike. Tn Ran P lum Bair Platea. MOO llliutratunia Rich Blndlaga ber*— E very M onday evening, Arion prescribed and taken in equal por Francisco union men are fined for H a ll. d e e d e d i n E v e r y H o m e S a ilo r * — E v e r y M o n d a y n ig h t, 7:20 , N o . 40 tions to effect the necessnry change riding on a street car, but the un U n io n aven ue. L . W . Paul. 134 N orth Tenth Street Also W e b s U r’s Collegiate D ictio n ary S h ip w rig h t* an d C a n lk o r a - E v e r y oecond 1114 1‘agee. BOO Illustrations. in the industrial body. a n d fo u rth M o n d a y , D r a w H a ll. ionists who throws a missile at a S tru R s g u la r E d itio n 7x10x2*4 Inch©*. SWadtoga. ral B u ild in g T ra d e * A llia n ce— E v e ry D e L u x e E d itio n la. i rioted from Catch phrases and stock language ear, or insults a passenger for rid M o ctu n d a y n ig h t a t 128 Vi F i f t h s tre e t. eame plates, on bible paper. £ beautiful binding*. W e b P ressm en— F irs t M onday, Koora 214 are provided ns the vehicle with Free Hot Lunch from n A. M . to I P ing, does organized ' labor infinitely G oodnough B lu tld tn g . F R E E , “DictionaryWrinkles.” Illustrated pamphlets. which to conjure their dreamy ideas. TUESDAY. M., and from 4 to 6 P. M. n d e r» ' L e a g u e , N o . 339, in B a rte n d e rs ' G. & C . M E R R I A M C O ., The fact is not lost sight of that more barm than the one who merely B a h rte a ll, 264 Vi A ld e r * t r * * t « every 1st a n d 3d P u b lis h e r s , S p r in g f ie ld , M e sa . ig h t, a n d « v e ry 2d a n d 4th this “ politico-economic” dope must rides. Every intelligent, reflective T T u u e e s s d d a a y y a n fte rn o o n . be taken without regard to anything man should be able to see this B lac ksm ith * a n d H e lp e r * U nion— E v e ry sec ond a n d fo u rth T u * * d a y , D r e w H a ll. tangible except the assurance of clearly.” —The ery W om en’» U nion, No. l i t — F ir s t Bee, Sacramento, B ind Tuesday evening, 162 Second street. the vendor. Practicability, the nat B ookbinder* No. 90— T h ir d T u e s d a y , R oom OSCAR H A S E N M A Y E R 200 D re w B u ild in g . E. J. Sonneaburg. ural t< ndeneies of humankind, hu Cal. 3 W o o d la w n . Proprietor The Bee expresses a thought that C a box R o o m 4 M u lk e y B u ild in g rp e n te r» — E v e ry Tuesday n ig h t at 8 i man characteristics and the vary o'clock, h a ll 302 D r e w B ld g ., 162 Second. ing degrees of lfuman instincts are is widely current in these days. Cooke and W a lte r» — 1st, l r and 4th Tues N . E . C o r. 2 d and M o rris o n S ts . High Class Wines and Liquors d a y * a t 8:30 P. M., and 2d Tuesday a t all set at naught, and hard and Upon reflection it will be seen that 2 30 P. M . m Cook» and W a lte rs ' hall. Gambrinua Beer P o r t la n d , O re g o n 128 Vi F i f t h s tre e t. fast lines nre set down in definnee there is nothing in the demand that Locom otive Engineer»— F irs t a n d th ir d of all natural predilections which w H a l l. the unions should expel “ all mem M u T s u ic es ia d n a s y — a F t ir s 11 t a T u e m s d ., a y D r e a fte rn o o n a t No. T e le p h o n e M a in 8S 1 7 obtain among all classes of people. 162 Second. B o a rd m ee ts e v e ry T u e s d a y a fte rn o o n a t sam e place. R o o m 106, a t 1 It is to be deplored that there ex bers who resort to violence or o’clo c k p. m. E. L . R ic e. ists even a small fragment of the blarekguardly conduct.” These of N lie e t M e tal W orkers— F ir s t an d t h ir d T u e * - 234 MORRISON STREET S tatlon ary Firem en L o c a l N o . 11«— M e et trades union movement not in har fenses are punishable by the laws of e v e ry Second a nd F o u r th T u e s d a y In C O R N E R SECOND D iipU y the above card in the shop» th e m o n th . D re w H a l l 300. Sec. O tto mony with the present general plan the land; therefore they should be Leeser. 212 T w e n t y - f ir s t St. N . If you do nut tee the card, pleaae ask P O R T L A N D , OREGON D re w H a ll. I r a S H i l l , 1161 E. of our movement. But in all insti so punished. Having been so pun M days. for i t a in . tutions of human endeavor there is Team drlver»' Union, Local I O — E v e r y T u e s The followmg ta a liat of the unfait d a y n ig h t. U n io n H a ll, Second a n d S ta rk . always fourni a small section that ished, why should the unions add to P. barber ahopa in the city: C. O ’M e a ra , 553 J effe rs o n S t., Secy. Ali lo-cent barber shop«, ali Japanese W EDNESDAY. delegate to themselves all the knowl the legal ,»enalty the further pun Sol B lu m a u e r Bucane Hock A llied P rin tin g Trades Connell— Second edge and acumen, while they desig ishment (,f expulsion, with the con W e d n es d a y eve n in g , 214 G o odn ough B u ild - barber ahopa and ali Chineae barbet nate the great body of the main sequent lessening of the opportunity B ric k la y e rs ' Union— E v e ry W e d n e s d a y e v e n ahopa. in g. A rio n H a ll, 228 Vi Y a m h ill. Chas. B lo w e r Bocii structure as unworthy the confidence B ox 328. to secure employment? If the of G ra Stokes. ln h a n d le rs * lx>cal 263— F ir s t a n d t h ir d of the people composing it, and no Wholesale D ealer* and Im i ite r* W e d n es d a y e ve n in g a t D a v is H a l l, c o rn e r W H EN YOU SEE matter how much time and energy ficers of the law are unable to secure Kuttsell s tre e t an d A lb in a a ve n u e . L . L. y , 120 H eilw ood. has been expended by the builders, convictions in such mases, why L a Ita b o r P a r t y — E v e ry W e d n e s d a y a t 8 P. M ., Then See 7hat This Label is on in C o o k * a n d W a lte r s ’ h a ll. 1 2 8 Vi F i f t h or whether the grent majority should the unions assume the right s tre e t. stands firm for the maintenance of (?l to enforce the law? The unions Iz c a th e rw o rk e rs — E v e ry W e d n e s d a y eve n in g , Your Custom-Made Clothing th ir d floor. M a n le y D a v is , 214 its fixed principles or not. destruc make their own laws for the gov 162 U n Second, io n avenue. M esseng er B o y s' P r o te c tiv e .U n io n — E v e ry tion is the only solution in the eyes e d n es d a y n ig h t D re w H a ll. C ec il E. ernment of their own members as W M esslnger, 844 E. S ev en th , of these theorists. P a in te r s — E v e ry W ednesday n ig h t at 8 The average soap box elocutionist such, and enforce them even to the o’c lock, h a ll 201 D re w B ld g ., 162 Second Plaster»' U n io n , «21 - E v e r y W e d n es d a y O N K O F T K l. H E L A H K 1 .8 paints in lurid hues what he terms point of expulsion. But it is al e ve n in g . P la s te rs ’ H a ll, 127 Vi F irs t. It is an indication o f fa ir con R ig g e rs a n d H h lp lln e rs , N o. 31b— F ir s t W e d Y o u w i l l k n o w I t wats p r in te d In tl.a faults of the present trndes un ways understood that the unions do nesday eve n in g In m o n th . H a l l 300, A lls 110 F O U R T H S T R E E an office r u n n u d e r f a ir o o n d ltlo n a . ditions. and takes the place y B u ild in g . H e n ry A rn d t, 248 B u rn s id e D e m a n d I t on a ll y o u r p r in tin g . ion movement, ami as a cure you are not, and can not, assume authority S te k re o ty p e rs and E lectrotypers, 4«— F irs t o f boycots, strikes and Portland, Oregon W e d n e s d a y eve n in g , R oom 214, Goodnough only advised to partake of his “ met Portland Allied Printing Tradea B u ild in g P r a n k I.a n d , J o u rn a l. to make or enforce law for the lockouts O O M P O S V O O F S tr e e t R a ilw a y E m p lo ye » — E v e r y W e d n e s aphysical dop.e” lie has not a Sole Agents Old K entucky H om e Club. Sha T h e T y p o g r a p h ic a l U n io n d a y . D re w l l a l l . good word for the great progress 1 public. We have no doubt that The Journeym en T im a ilo T h e P r in t in g P re ssm en ’s U n io n Pure M a lt, Old Jeff. C . T a y lo r ', R ed. W h ite iu r's i w »uiuu, Union, x No. ' nw » 74— •« 1 naiuiiu Second T h e W e b P ressm en's U n io n w < 111111 1 ii't>1111 it I v ‘l i i d (»1111 il 1 ‘i 11 1 - h ? i *1 fo u rth W e d n es d a y , u n io n H a ll, Rec- Blue S tar, Mount Vernon Rye, Repaold’a Log made by the trades unions notable 11,*,» I M i u o i l l i l p i o i l i p n y u lH i e n ip iin ilC H H Ond ftnd s t a r k j M B e n d ro th . B o x 122. T h e M a ile r s ' U n io n Brandy, L a d y B o o k b in d e rs ’ U n io n THURSDAY. among them being the practical ac lv condemn any such assumption on '■ NAYIONAL UNION OF THE UNITED B ro th e rh o o d o f B o o k b in d e rs B a r b e r » Second end F o u r th T h u r s d a y e ve n - P h o to K ng ra ver»* U n io n complishment of the 8-hour day, and the part of f the unions. Wl.y, BREWERY WORKMEN Why, then. then,’ I S te re o ty p e rs ' A E le c tro ty p e r s ’ U n io n the general recognition til a large »»♦»♦♦♦»♦♦■■»•»♦• » » » » » • • ♦ ♦ « the .le,nan,1 upon the u ,ions that sense of the public's acceptance of -S e c o n d and fo u rth the right of the working people to they expel members who “ resort to , See That Thia Badge ia Worn by the H an n n Tam - organize themselves for mutual pro violence or blackgusnllv conduct?” ! ™)ur*d<” Teamster W ho Does Your Drayiag tection. The legislation enacted nt Is not that demand in reality a ' i O a n n e n t W o r k e r .— F l r . t an d t h ir d T h u r . f the instance of organized labor is proposal that the unions shall set d a y e ven ing, 182 Second. , , I o n n h o r e n i . n ', A eeorlaM on , l#8— F l r . t and not taken into account, its effort in . themselves Up as extra-legal bodies th ir d T h u r x le y even ing. U n io n H a ll. Sec many other directions is utterly ig ond and S ta rk , th ir d floor. legal pen b a th e r « U nio n — E v o ry T h u rs d a y a t 8 P. M . OF THE UNITED STATES nored, and the application of epi Will) power to add Io the , ' In C o o k , and W a lt e r ,' h u ll. 128 H F if t h stre e t. allies made and provided? This thets ami vulgar abuse character P r ln f t n , I'eveam en, Ixycal 48 - F lr e t T h u r s W T h e abore Trad, Mark can be found onali day. 1 2 7 *. F l r . t W . H . O erdea, A m e r izes the utterances of these alleged quest ¡on ought to lie well considered. ican T y p e F o u n d e r, Co K ,g , and Packagaa of Union Madn Baar “ reformers” when referring to the especially 1»V those who are disposed ' Rr,lUI C la rk e — Se-nnd and fo u r th T h u r a - ’ | __daye. D re d H a ll N o. 20. 21». honored members of our organiza to think ' that the unions already l.o v a l 8 8 — Second ,n d as T h fo e a u tr rth ic a l T h K u m rs p d lnyea, 75 a y . 228 W T a m h lll. C. M. tions. | lig h t a m p b e ll, S ta r T h e a tre . sume more power than they right W o C od, Z B _L S Z M L J L Z R , I C W ir e a n d M e ta l l a t h e r . U n io n — Criticism is to be courted, ns it T h u rs d a y even ing. P a te ra ' H a l l. 218M Corner seve?'ur™i F lr.t: is the only method whereby the fully possess or can safely exercise. UNION RESTAURANT „ _ F R ID A Y . membership has an opportunity to — E x . Coffee end O y s te r H ouse < a rp e t W o r k e r ,. I.o v a l 8 - - F r id a y even ing, 2:10>4 Y a m h ill H . C. B ro w » , 4 5« F l o r P rle a n n o f correct errors committed, sometimes O pen D a y end N ig h t ence. 16862140 E le c tr ic a l W o rk e rs . N o. 817— F r id a y , D re w OF TEAMSTERS’ Ic a lly — unwittingly, that naturally creeps U N IO N M E N IN N E X T CON aTid the mer- 209 M O K B I3 O N ST. H a ll J. I,. C ro c k w e ll, boa 8 t t . Ask for the 4 No. 163 will respect F e d e ra te d T r a d e , C o n n ell— E v e ry F r id a y Q A N S N E D E R B R O S ., P r o p r , into any organization. But when ORE88. chant who n ig h t a t 8 o'clock, h a ll 301 D re w B ld g , M e e ts R v e r y T u e s d a y Io U o io o H a l l criticism takes the form of violent 162 Second you for In the (>Oth Congress we will have In s id e K le r t H r » l W o rk e r» —E v e ry F r id a y I aubsp and the undercurrent makes n in g at 8 o’clock In Cooks an d W a lte r s ' at least forty representatives who eve b a ll, 128 4 F if t h s tre e t for the disruption of all unions, j»s v : p - M a e h ln l,« ,. W illa m e t t e le x lg e , N n. 8 8 — F r i Goes the present attempt upon the owe their nomination and election to d a y evening. 182 Second. W . A. D a l,e ll. o t E Y a m h ill •0 5 LEE M. CLARK, P resident part of these whilom sociologists, the active part that organzied labor S te lo am M it e r a — E v e ry F rid a y « . D re w H a ll PH O N E GEO. M. ORTON, M anager then it becomes the duty of al’ took in the last campaign, and we No. 200. rai - u r h a t . trades unionists to tnke a firm are pleased to say several of the B a k e r y and C o n fe c tio n e ry W o r k e r * . Ix te a l 114 - F lr » t and th ird S a tu rd a y s . 6 o’clock P m 2 28 H Y a m h ill A. D upols, 293 stand. The evident intention of this B u rn s id e precious band is t o drive the wedge new Congressmen are union men B e e r D r iv e r * god B o ttle r s — F ir s t a nd th ird S a tu rd a y . D r r w H a ll G C G o ldenb erg. of dissension so deep that dissolu and will have in their possession 811 K e lle y B re w e rs * U n io n Second a nd fo u rth S a t u r tion will follow, but when the union paid-up union cards. d a y even ln«. 22S»4 Y a m h ill. A rlo a H a ll O tto K u lk a . box 371 men of this city thoroughly under B rid g e and S tr u c tu r a l Ir o n W o rk e r» Sat - u rd a y e ven ing, T a m h lll stand the objects ami the reputations The union label on “ Bell Brand” Vzongahoeemen. I x k »1 M 4 — A t c a ll o f p re s W E P R IN T c e te -c T as well as the decidedly dark acts collars and cuffs means they nre made id e n t. H ib e rn ia n H a ll. Re 'ond a n d S ta rk 8? H u g h F tt^ h . *7 N F ro n t O O N a T IT U T IO w e . B Y -L A W ^ , W O R K IN G committed by the promoters of this under union conditions. Demand them S ta tio n a ry E n g in e e r» - E v e ry S a tu rd a y e v e n OAROB, L E T TE R H E A D S , E N VELO PES : IT AND in g a t * o’clock in C ooks e n d W a lt s n * new brand of “ salvation,” their cf- of your dealer. FANATICISM OF DREAMERS STBH BREWEBY GO'S HOP GOLD C. P. JONES Cigars, Tobacco, Pipes Fruits and Candies GET THE BEST Havana and Domestic CIGARS The Popular Saloon INTERNATIONA! North Bank Saloon ROYAL CORN MONARCH STARCH Piggott, FiQcg & Bigger T h e y in h e u s e r Bttomeijs at Law ONION B0BBEB SHOPS ART YOU A UNION MAN? I Wines, Uqnois and DEMAND IT is ”8 K J. J. FLAHERTY’S MULTNOMAH POINTING C h a ll. l> m F ifth str» s t IN FACT A N Y T H IN G YOU MAY W ANT