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T H E N O R T H C O A S T T IM E S E A G L E , F R ID A Y , 10 S E P T E M B E R 1 9 8 2 Page 8 HEROES It p l e a s e s m e n o t a t a l l t h a t E a c h an d e v e ry w e e k d a y m o rn in g H e s a u n t e r s w ith h i s s a c k lu n c h P a s t th e w in d o w w h e r e I s c r i b b l e . M e, m o r o s e ly m u m b lin g t h e r e , H u n g o v e r a n d d i r t y . H im s p i f f y , J o v i a l l y p u t ti n g h i s o a r in A s t h e w ife a n d b a b i e s b e a m . M O O N SH O T T h e y h a v e t a k e n th e m o o n f r o m u s . C lo s e r , it m o v e s f u r th e r a w a y . T h e f a c e s o f lo v e a r e g o n e , re p la c e d by know n an d s te r ile c r a t e r s , s t r e w n w ith t h e h a r d w a r e o f o u r p r i d e . M en h a v e s to p p e d t h e i r s o l i t a r y n ig h t w o r s h ip , id o la tro u s now of c h a r ts and d ia ls . B u t d is t a n c e s t i l l is a ll , a n d D ia n a w i l l t a k e v e a g a n c e . S h e c a n n o t w ith s a f e t y b e p o s s e s s e d , m a rk e d and m e a s u re d . S h o r t- l iv e d th e lu s t th a t h u n ts th e h u n t r e s s . H e r c h a s tity v io la te d , s h e s t r i d e s th e h e a v e n s w ith a v e n o m e d q u iv e r , w a itin g o u t th e c y c le s , p l a y i n g w ith h e r p r e y c o o l l y a l w a y s c o o ll y r e a d y w ith h e r o w n a p o c a l y p s e w h e n o u r A tla n tic C ity r e v e ls a re ended. E L IZ A B E T H HOBBS THE WAIT T h e s t a r l e s s m o rn in g sk y , s ti l l b la c k , h e s i t a t e s a b o v e th e s te p l e s s so u n d of y o u n o t r e t u r n e d . T o w a rd th e d aw n n o t h in g m o v e s ; o n ly c r i c k e t s in t h e i r s t i l l n e s s m u r m u r , n o w a n d t h e n , a n d t e s t in s t a l l i n g a i r t h e w e t a lo n g t h e i r w in g . J. H U M P H R E Y A TOUCH OF BITTERNESS N i g g e r '. 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T h e b u l li o n h e a r t , h e ld f a s t f o r e v e r , fe d s to c k s a n d b o n d s th ro u g h c o p p e r v e in s . . . JO H N BU CK LEY A n d l o o k in g d o w n , I s a w , a m a z e d t h a t th e r e p r o d u c t i v e o r g a n s s e t in w a x a n d m o s t c o n s p i c u o u s l y p l a c e d , w e r e n o t h in g m o r e t h a n c a n c e l l e d c h e c k s . W HAT IS G O IN G BY IS EVERYTHING A t th e e d g e of a c l e a r s t r e a m g e n e ra tio n s of a ld e r and f ir f r o m th e b e g in n i n g o f s t o n e s . A f a i r b r e e z e m o v e s w e s t w ith th e c u r r e n t . T r o u t th e s iz e of m y f o r e a r m l i e in d e e p p o o ls f a c i n g u p s t r e a m . T h is m o rn in g I aw o k e c le a r-h e a d e d a s t h e t o p s of p i n e s , s p rin g ra in fe ll. A th r e a d s e w in g s h u t th e n e e d l e 's e y e . It i s s u c h a s i m p l e t h in g . G EO RG E I envy you m en s l e e p i n g d e e p w h e n lo v e i s g o n e fu lly s a te d e m p tie d a n d l o s t to d e e p d r e a m s . I k e e p c o u r t w ith th e n i g h t a n d l i s t e n to t h a t g o o d s l e e p w h ile y o u r s p e r m m a k e h e a d lo n g a n d f r a n tic s e a r c h in m e th e n d ie o u t o n e by o n e l i k e s t a r s t h a t b l in k o ff w ith th e d a w n . A s if f o r th e f i r s t t i m e l a s t n i g h t I s a w th e s t a r s s p r e a d a c r o s s th e h e a v e n s a n d I t h o u g h t, h o w m u c h b e t t e r it w o u ld be to a d m i t th e s p i r i t s t a r v e s t h a n t h i s h o l d in g on a s if t h e s t a r s w e r e n o t w h e r e t h e y a r e but s tra p p e d upon m y b ack . F r o m h ig h in a t r e e a t th e s t r e a m ' s e d g e a n o w l c a l l s , d i v id i n g th e w o r l d . I k n e e l to r i n s e m y m o u th , to b e g th e r i s i n g c o n s t e l l a t i o n s . JO H N BU CK LEY A DEATH IN THE VEGTABLES T h e m o d e l d a d d y of b la c k g a rd e n s lu g s p r o v e s a m o r e p o te n t th u m b . T h e l i m p f i n g e r s on a t h i r t y d o l l a r g lo v e b l i n k a t m e a s if t h e y b e g g e d , " Y o u w o u l d n 't h i t a g l o v e ? " T h e n u r s e r y p illa g e d , t h e i r b lu n t s ta lk s b lig h te d lik e s ti l lb o r n b a b y b o y s , t h e a s p a r a g u s is d e a d . O ne s h e e p , p o o r f a th e r , b ad c a p ta in , a c c u s in g s h a p e s ju m p o v e rb o a rd . H o l l a n d a i s e a n d g r e e n t h a t c a n n e v e r m e l t in to e a c h o t h e r , s a l a d s a n d s o u f f l e s t h a t w ill n o t c o m e to d i n n e r , th e b r a g g i n g I w o n 't b e a b le to d o . D e a th i s g r o u n d s f o r d i v o r c e . So i s i n f a m y , t h a t lo n g f a r e w e l l . I s t a l k f r o m th e g a r d e n t h in k i n g h o w T h o r e a u w o u ld r e a c t . 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G rie v in g fo r a s p a r a g u s , I d o n 't t h in k to h a n d h im o n e o f th e c o ld b e e r s I 'v e t a k e n f r o m th e f r i d g e to i r r i g a t e m y s e l f o n to t h i s p a g e . JO H N BU CK LEY ABBE H ELEN PA T T I ROCKEY M O U N T A IN HORROR SHOW We a r e a im e d s tr a ig h t at e a c h o th e r — f ie r c e - e y e d , h o t-fla n k e d , s o w e ll m a t c h e d , s o w e l l m a d e , b u t d riv e n h a rd til d e e p h o rn c r a c k s in t w i s t e d c o l l i s i o n . Is t h e r e n o e n d to t h i s h a r s h c r a s h i n g ? D o th e g e n e s p e r m i t n o g e n t l e r to u c h ? Z A BETH HOBBS LEFT H A N G IN G T h e o ld m a n 's h e a r t a tta c k l e f t h im h a n g i n g , b e t w e e n th e b e d r a i l a n d b e d . T h e c lo th v e s t re s tra in t s t i l l t i e d s n u g ly in p l a c e . A t f i r s t g lim p s e o n e m ig h t im a g in e s tra n g u la tio n . He w a s c o ld , an d t h a t d i d n 't lo o k g o o d e ith e r . A ll l e s s th a n d i g n i f i e d . S y n o n y m o u s ly , D e a th a n d D ig n ity d i c t a t e d th e y u n l o o s e th e b o d y . L e t it c o m e to r e s t o n th e f l o o r . T h e y th e n l a i d o u t t h i s l if e e n d e d w ith o u t w i t n e s s , w ith c e r e m o n i o u s c r i s p w h ite s h e e t s . H u sh '. " W h a t 's th e s o n 's n u m b e r ? T e l l h im w h e n w e l a s t s a w th e o ld m a n , h e w a s s le e p in g s o u n d ly ." L. V A N D E R ZANDEN