Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Page A-7
Tales from the Rural Patrol
(Editor’s note: Factual information
for ‘Tales’ is provided by official law
enforcement agencies. All persons listed
are innocent until proven guilty in a
court of law. Charges can be amended
or dismissed.)
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Monday, June 6
*There was a disturbance in
the 100 block of Pinewood Way at
9:23 a.m. A screaming ex-boyfriend
jumped a 10-foot chain-link fence
and chest-bumped his ex-girlfriend,
knocking the breath out of her. She
tried to get away from him because
he was menacing her with an
orange-handled machete. The tyrant
was wearing a white t-shirt with the
word “O’Neil,” navy-blue shorts
with bleach stains and suede ankle
boots when he left in a little red car.
This was the same creep that stole
her children’s quad four months
ago, then taunted her about it. The
woman found out who he sold it to,
and was trying to get it back. The
Safe House Alliance is assisting
her with pursuing restraining and
stalking orders.
*The sale of a home in the
300 block of S. Kerby Avenue
closed escrow weeks ago, but the
previous owners had not vacated the
premises. The tenants-to-be were
upset because they only had two
days before they would be evicted
from their current home. By 10:36
a.m., the civil matter was handled
in a civil manner, and all parties
agreed there would be no more
problems... that day.
*A suspicious vehicle was last
seen headed south in the 5400 block
of Westside Road at noon. (What
would a vehicle be suspicious of?)
*Less than an hour later, a
stolen vehicle was pursued and
recovered in a field in the 6700
block of Westside Road. The car
thief had a half-moon shaped
tattoo on his upper back, with the
words “White Pride.” The owner
of the car recovered his two boxer
dogs that went along for the ride.
William Glen Eaves, 36, was
detained at the Josephine County
Jail on charges of felony elude,
attempted misdemeanor elude, and
unauthorized use of a motor vehicle
(UUV). Grants Pass Department
of Public Safety (GPDPS) had
two warrants for failure to appear
for possession of heroin. Last but
not least, there were two JCSO
supervisory authority warrants
for parole violation. (So much for
White Pride.)
*Lake Selmac was patrolled at
1:25 p.m.
*A ruckus was arising again in
the 300 block of S. Kerby Avenue
at 2:30 p.m. Apparently the former
owners were stripping everything
out of the house, including the
toilets. The vacant residence was
empty at 4:38 p.m. Literally.
*At 2:54 p.m., a man tried
to help a woman who was being
kicked by a loose cannon at 195
Hogue Drive. The bully left in a red
GMC truck with a white stripe on
the side. (To match the yellow one
down his back.)
*A passenger was conscious
and breathing, but suffered head and
back contusions after falling from
the back of a pickup truck, a couple
of miles up Illinois River Road at
5:49 p.m.
Outside the Valley
*Nine calls logged.
Tuesday, June 7
*The tenant-to-be was back at
the 300 block of S. Kerby Avenue
at 9:48 a.m., refusing to leave until
someone gave her money for an
apartment, repairs for her car, and
whatever else. The mother of five
was upset because her eviction was
imminent, and she was giving away
her things for free. She was advised
that her eviction was a separate
issue from the eviction on S. Kerby
Avenue, which would still need to
follow the formal eviction process.
*A woman said she was at a
restaurant in O’Brien June 4 when
another woman made threatening
remarks to her, then assaulted her
with her fist. When the punched
woman showed her the baseball bat
that she carried for protection, the
other female said that she would
shoot her the next time she saw her.
A stalking order will be filed.
*Dispatchers received an
email at 11:42 a.m. from Caves
Hwy. reporting a violent and
unpredictable, felonious-behaving
criminal with a weird, demonic
voice who had just been released
from jail. The frustrated emailer
was very disappointed that this
swindler continues to manipulate
and prey upon people, yet she is
never held accountable for her
actions.
*A couple of people were
cited for possession of marijuana on
Eight Dollar Road at 12:13 p.m.
*At 2:49 p.m., an alert citizen
in the 26500 block of Redwood
Hwy. thought he saw the suspect
from the shooting in Jubilee
Park. The caller reported that the
suspicious character was wearing
the same hat and riding the same
bicycle as the Jubilee Park gunman.
The suspect in that case has already
been identified and arrested.
Outside the Valley
*Twenty situations.
Wednesday, June 8
*A lady living on Squaw
Mountain Road met someone from
the Salem/Portland area on the
dating site www.meetme.com. The
two had a disagreement, but the guy
persisted in calling, texting, leaving
messages and harassing her. (Online
dating = The odds are good, but the
goods are odd.) When the woman
phoned Josephine County Sheriff’s
Office (JCSO) for assistance, they
suggested she block him. Her other
option was to contact her cell phone
provider to see what they could do
to help.
*Someone was a little too
jubilant in Jubilee Park, drinking
and yelling at people at 11:05 a.m.
The joker had moved on to spread
cheer elsewhere by the time law
enforcement arrived.
*Two dogs, a pit bull and
a golden retriever, have been
roaming the neighborhood in the
5600 block of Deer Creek Road.
WHERE’S
THE ALARM?
4300 blk DICK GEORGE RD, Lift Assist
The volunteers and staff of the
500 blk W RIVER ST, Medical Emergency
Illinois Valley Fire District
Responded to these recent Emergency calls
Monday - 6/6/16
ARROWHEAD DR / REDWOOD HWY, Power Line Problems
800 blk EIGHT DOLLAR RD, Fire Assist to Public
ILLINOIS RIVER RD / REDWOOD HWY, Traffic Accident
REDWOOD HWY / LAUREL RD, Traffic Accident
300 blk S KERBY AVE, Medical Emergency
They reportedly attacked two
goats, killing one of them, and the
canines killed another neighbor’s
chicken. The goat-tender wanted
animal control to take photos for
documentation so that he could
dispose of the goat, but there was
no one available.
*A technophobe in the 6200
block of Deer Creek Road was
concerned about identity theft.
Her computer had a virus, and
she thought she was allowing a
Microsoft technician access to fix
her computer after a popup message
appeared on the screen. She was
advised to unplug her computer, and
she was given an incident number
for her credit reporting company.
*Shady people were being
watched in the 200 block of
Shadowbrook Drive at 12:38 p.m.
*At 1:29 p.m., a 2001
silver-colored Mitsubishi Eclipse
was reported missing from the
Illinois Valley High School during
graduation ceremonies. The
graduate’s wallet and insurance card
were in the glove box, and there
were no license plates because the
vehicle had not yet been registered.
A couple of minutes later the
scholar had located his car.
*Another patrol on
Shadowbrook Drive at 3:13 p.m.
*An ADT alarm was triggered
at 3:39 p.m. in the 1200 block of
Laurel Road.
*At 3:59 p.m., an attempt was
made to deliver a restraining order
(RO) in the 100 block of Norman
Road.
*An RO was served at 4:55
p.m. in the 500 block of Beebe
Drive.
extinguishing the flames, neighbors
came onto the property and
harvested marijuana plants. (Can’t
we all just get a bong?)
*A secret witness reported
seeing someone with a firearm in
a multi-colored Scion in the 400
block of S. Redwood Hwy. at 1:21
p.m. The address of an Oregon
licensed driver was matched to
the location of the fire in the 6500
block of Caves Hwy.
*Firefighters again enlisted
the aid of JCSO, this time for a
different kind of grass fire in the
1400 block of Draper Valley Road
at 2:14 p.m. A hostile individual
locked the firefighters out of the
location.
*The driver of a small white-
colored car ran into a neighbor’s
porch in the 24500 block of
Redwood Hwy. at 3:10 p.m. The
hit-and-run driver was described as
very slender, approximately 5-foot-
6, with short black hair, and in his
early 20s. The car has a shattered
window on the passenger side.
(Can’t imagine why?)
Outside the Valley
*At 2:18 p.m., a red station
wagon broke down and was
blocking one lane of traffic in the
8100 block of Deer Creek Road.
The caboose that couldn’t was
towed back home to the 7100 block
of Deer Creek Road, thanks to
Jerry’s Towing Company.
* Seventeen log entries.
Thursday, June 9
*An employee inadvertently
triggered a Securitoss alarm in the
100 block of S. Redwood Hwy. at
9:27 a.m.
*Law enforcement wondered
why their presence was requested
for a structure fire in the 6500
block of Caves Hwy. at 11:55 a.m.
Turns out while firefighters were
Thursday - 6/9/16
Outside the Valley
*Twelve incidents.
Friday, June 10
*Two people were cited for
failure to pay campground fees
at the Store Gulch Campground
at 2:16 p.m. They were also cited
for “fooks,” according to the logs,
but that could be either a typo
or unknown abbreviations. (No
fooking idea.)
*Eight Dollar Road was
patrolled at 2:52 p.m.
Outside the Valley
*Eleven listings.
Saturday, June 11
SEE TALES ON A-14
Did you know: A mobile home
can burn to the ground in as little
as 20 minutes.
6500 blk CAVES HWY, Structure Fire
1400 blk DRAPER VALLEY RD, Grass Fire
200 blk JOSEPHINE AVE, Open Burn-Illegal Material
500 blk CAVES HWY, Open Burn-Illegal Material
Friday - 6/10/16
18100 blk REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency
500 blk W RIVER ST, Medical Emergency
37300 blk REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency
200 blk SHADOWBROOK DR, Medical Emergency
4100 blk TAKILMA RD, Traffic Accident
Tuesday - 6/7/16
BEAR CREEK RD / CAVES HWY, Open Burn-Illegal Material
1000 blk HAYS CUTOFF RD, Power Line Problems
200 blk S OLD STAGE RD, Medical Emergency
25600 blk REDWOOD HWY, Grass Fire
4100 blk DEER CREEK RD, Open Burn-Illegal Material
Saturday - 6/11/16
2000 blk LAUREL RD, Outdoor Smoke/Odor
2500 blk ROCKYDALE RD, Open Burn-Illegal Material
1300 blk ROCKYDALE RD, Medical Emergency
Wednesday - 6/8/16
300 blk S KERBY AVE, Medical Emergency
900 blk CAVES HWY, Medical Emergency
100 blk S CAVES AVE, Medical Emergency
100 blk S HUSSEY AVE, Open Burn-Illegal Material
24100 blk REDWOOD HWY, Traffic Accident
600 blk CAVES HWY, Medical Emergency
MCMULLEN CREEK RD / THREE MILL RD, Open Burn-Illegal Material
4900 blk HOLLAND LOOP RD, Medical Emergency
Sunday - 6/12/16
2000 blk LAKESHORE DR, Medical Emergency
1200 blk ILLINOIS RIVER RD, Traffic Accident
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