Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, January 31, 2007
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Email bag: Cops show senses of humor
The following 15 police
comments were taken off of
actual police car videos
around the country.
#15: “Relax, the hand-
cuffs are tight because
they’re new. They’ll stretch
out after you wear them
awhile.”
#14: “Take your hands
off the car, and I’ll make
your birth certificate
a worthless document.”
#13: “If you run, you’ll
only go to jail tired.”
#12: “Can you run
faster than 1,200 feet per
second? In case you didn’t
know, that is the average
speed of a 9mm bullet fired
from my gun.”
#11: “So you don’t
know how fast you were
going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on
the ticket, huh?”
#10: Yes sir, you can
talk to the shift supervisor,
but I don’t think it will help.
Oh, did I mention that I am
the shift supervisor?”
#9: “Warning! You
want a warning? OK, I’m
warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another
ticket.”
#8: “The answer to this
last question will determine
whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a
cat or a dog?”
#7: “Fair? You want me
to be fair? Listen, fair is a
place where you go to ride
on rides, eat cotton candy,
and step in monkey doo!”
#6: “Yeah, we have a
quota. Two more tickets and
my wife gets a toaster
oven.”
#5: "In God we trust, all
others we run through NCIC
(National Crime Informa-
tion Center).”
#4: “Just how big were
those two beers?”
#3: “No sir, we don’t
have quotas anymore. We
used to have quotas, but
now we’re allowed to write
as many tickets as we
want.”
#2: “I’m glad to hear
the chief of police is a good
personal friend of yours. At
least you know someone
who can post your bail.”
#1: “You didn’t think
we give pretty women tick-
ets? ... You’re right, we
don’t ... Sign here.
HAY’S HILL CLAIMED another vehicle Monday, Jan. 29 shortly before 5 p.m. Details were
unavailable for this issue. The day before, at 6:30 p.m., a non-injury crash occurred near
the same location at milepost 15. The driver was identified as Joseph W. Penasso, 21, of
Grants Pass. (Photo by Dale & Elaine Sandberg/Illinois Valley Fire District Media Dept.)
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
- Marie Corelli -
(Editor’s note: “The
Noose” did not receive its
shipment of sheriff’s office
logs this week. Therefore, the
following false items are of-
fered. Despite similarities to
actual factual Blotters, there
is no truth in the following.)
* * *
Tuesday, Jan. 23
*Reported to have spent
hours lapping pitchers of
cheap beer at a valley pub,
four dogs then whined to be
let out. Obliged by a patron,
they left without paying.
The bartender was told to
notify Animal Control.
*Caught nosing around
a dumpster behind an estab-
lishment, a dog claimed that
he was swatted with a
rolled-up newspaper until he
promised to pay some
money he owed. He then
became vague and uncoop-
erative with the call-taker,
and didn’t want to go into
detail or press charges.
*Muttering about a bar
tab, a large dog was aggres-
sively panhandling in front
of a Cave Junction store,
managers and at least 19
customers reported between
12:30 and 7 p.m.
*Three small dogs were
taking turns throwing them-
selves in front of cars on
Redwood Hwy. in Down-
town CJ, and then extorting
money from horror-stricken
drivers, said one grizzled
witness with a wry, appre-
ciative laugh.
*In front of the afore-
mentioned store, a customer
was mauled by a large,
drunken dog, whereupon it
was discovered that the
“victim” had been attempt-
ing to pilfer three bone-in
hams and a dry salami. Both
were cited to appear and
released on opposite sides of
the parking lot, from which
they glared at one another
for more than an hour, wit-
nesses said.
Wednesday, Jan. 24
*Staring fixedly at the
amber flashing light at Red-
wood Hwy. and River
Street, a man was shouting
In the Jan. 24 Police
Blotter it incorrectly was
reported that Robert Mi-
chael Martinez, 59, was
cited on a charge of viola-
tion of the basic rule (VBR:
driving too fast for condi-
tions). David Scott Conas,
40, was actually the driver
cited for VBR following a
single-vehicle accident on
Reeves Creek Road on Jan.
19. The “Illinois Valley
News” regrets the error.
“Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!”
and waving his arms, a con-
cerned witness said. The
caller thought this might
confuse school children at
the crossing, who were
more accustomed to hearing
the man screech wildly and
twirl about. A grief counsel-
ing squad was dispatched.
*After a Takilma Road
resident phoned the 911
Dispatch Center 23 times
while attempting to program
his speed dial, the call-taker
sent herself a telephonic
harassment packet and took
a “mental health day.”
*When emergency per-
sonnel arrived at the sup-
posed site of a “major pile-
up” on Redwood Hwy. near
Illinois Valley Airport, they
found a flatbed truck with a
load of flattened, wrecked
cars.
*A woman in Kerby
reported that a bicyclist was
wearing tight shorts.
*In Kerby, a bicyclist
complained that a woman in
a car was following him and
shouting, “Whoo-whoo!”
*There was a report of a
man carrying at least 75
helium-filled balloons in
Downtown Cave Junction.
The caller was concerned
that he didn’t have a busi-
ness license.
Thursday, Jan. 25
*Several people said
they saw what looked like a
man carrying balloons being
caught in a gust of wind. He
last was seen over Eight
Dollar Mountain.
*Transients lounging on
the main street of Down-
town CJ left a large amount
of trash. Told to pick up the
debris, they vanished in a
cloud of cigarette smoke.
*While a man was be-
ing interviewed in a CJ store
about possibly being a shop-
lifter, he protested vehe-
mently until a frozen turkey
fell out of his pants.
*In Selma an anony-
mous person phoned to ad-
vise that he had just seen
Elvis in a speedboat at Lake
Selmac.
Friday, Jan. 26
*A man in O’Brien
phoned 911 to ask if anyone
knew the location of his car
keys, as he was late for
work.
*Later, the 911 Center
received a call from an
O’Brien man, who said that
he found his car keys, but
now couldn’t locate his car.
*Passers-by in O’Brien
reported seeing a well-
dressed man running madly
along the highway while
shouting that he was late for
work.
*Vandals broke into a
$350 newspaper vending
machine in CJ, rendering it
useless, and removed the
grand total of $2.
*Between Selma and
Cave Junction, a man said, a
box of large U-shaped tacks
fell from his truck. He
wanted to know if anyone
found it.
Saturday, Jan. 27
*There were complaints
from 28 motorists on the
highway between Selma and
CJ that their vehicles en-
countered some sort of
tacks, causing numerous flat
tires.
*When a man again
phoned about losing a box of
tacks, he was advised of a
major flat tire problem. He
immediately replied, “No
habla Ingles,” and hung up.
*Someone complained
about finding ants in his
house after he bought cook-
ies at a bake sale.
*Questioned as to why
they were wearing shorts
and T-shorts in 30-degree
weather, several schoolchil-
dren responded, “Because
it’s cool!”
*Trespassers set up
housekeeping during an
open house for a new home,
but left when advised that
the real estate agent held a
black belt in Karate.
Sunday, Jan 28
*At 2 a.m., Cave Junc-
tion Citizens Patrol mem-
bers observed bar patrons
calmly exiting various sa-
loons, and driving away in a
safe and orderly fashion.
Said one CJCP volunteer,
“It was the darnedest thing
I’ve ever seen.”
Are you ready to be a father?
If not, what is your game plan?
for Spring
Season
Saturday, Feb. 3 at Shop Smart
from 10-2.
Thursday, Feb. 8 at Evergreen
Elementary in the library from 2-4:30
Registration fees are due at sign-ups.
Ages 5 - 14, $25 for the first child,
additional children $20 each.
Late fees apply after March 1.
Luz Moore Presents:
Low-Income Housing Workshop
Friday, February 9, 5:30 to 7 p.m. in the
Cave Junction City Hall Council Chambers.
Financing is available
for up to 100% of
value with no down
payment required for
purchase of a new or
existing home in rural
areas. Eligibility
based on household
size, income, credit
history, & debt to
income ratio.
Depending on household income,
mortgage payments may be
subsidized to a low as 1% interest.
Eligibility requirements & area
income limits will be discussed
at the workshop.
Those needing help with credit
scores should attend the Credit
Repair Workshop.
Guest Speakers:
Sponsored by:
Bret Dixon, Area Director,
Luz Moore
United States
Dept. of Agriculture
with
Susan Cherry
Century 21,
For strategies to avoid
unplanned pregnancies,
Seating is limited.
For registration, call
Harris & Taylor
(541) 415-1961
phone ‘The Pregnancy Center’
592-6058
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