Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, April 7, 2004
Page 13
Sunday
April 11
8:30 a.m. to noon
…the Easter Bunny
(sponsored by Illinois
Valley Lions Club)
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
How did you get into the
Easter Bunny business?
I had a house full of col-
ored eggs, and I really
needed to get rid of them:
No, really it’s a family
business. My father,
Bunny Sr., taught me the
ropes as his father did.
Adults-$5
Children under 11- $2.50
*Waffles
*Pancakes
*Biscuits
& Gravy
*Ham
*Sausage
*Eggs
*Juice
*Coffee
*Tea or Milk
Do you live here?
No, I have homes all over the world. I tend to prefer
here though, for the climate and the people.
Any little bunnies in the picture?
Yes, I’m a grandbunny. I had two little bunnies that
have grown up and have little bunnies of their own.
Do you hop wherever you go?
No, that’s Peter Cottontail. I prefer my bike or a
scooter.
Have you always lived in a hole in the ground?
No, I used to live in a briar patch, until Br’er Rabbit
moved in -- all 300 of his kids. He was a lousy house-
keeper anyway; kept leaving tar everywhere. I prefer the
condo I bought next door to Bugs Bunny.
Why do you give away Easter eggs; why not
Easter carrots or Easter lettuce?
Well, I already eat carrots 364 days a year, and be-
sides, not many kids like carrots.
What do you like best about Easter?
I love it when the little ones come running, arms open
wide, and give me a hug. I can never get too many hugs.
How do you choose what color to paint each egg?
It depends on what I eat. Sometimes they’re orange,
sometimes green. Don’t ask how I make the blue ones.
Do you have any hobbies?
I like to weave baskets. Dancing is also fun; the
Bunny Hop is my favorite.
Does it take long to weave all those Easter bas-
kets?
Not at all. I’m quick as a bunny.
How do you find time to deliver the baskets?
I freeze time. It’s hard to explain. I just think it, and it
happens. I have a cousin, Harvey, who can stop time by
just looking at his watch, but I haven’t figured out quite
how he does that yet.
Who poses for the chocolate bunnies?
My cousin.
What do you do during the off-season?
I like to hop on down to Mexico with my friends,
Bugs Bunny, Daffy and Tweety. Of course, every time
we use Bugs’ directions, we miss that left turn at Albu-
querque.
What’s your favorite ice cream?
Rainbow sherbet. It reminds me of all the wonderful
colors of Easter.
HOSPICE HELP - Lovejoy Hospice has opened an in-
formation center at Immanuel United Methodist Church
in Cave Junction. Volunteers, including O’Brien resi-
dent Bill Shiery (above) are available Tuesdays and
Thursdays from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. to provide informa-
tion for anyone wanting to utilize Lovejoy Hospice.
(Photo by Shane Welsh)
You have to lead people gently toward
what they already know is right.
- Philip Crosby -
I have strong feelings about gun control.
If there’s a gun around, I want to control it.
- Clint Eastwood/‘Pink Cadillac’ -
Senior Nutrition Menu
Sponsored by
(541) 592-2126, 474-5440
Meals are served in the
CJ County Bldg.
FRIDAY, APRIL 9
*Baked fish with
Spanish sauce, O’Brien
potatoes, Oregon bean
medley, onion bread,
strawberry shortcake
MONDAY, APRIL 12
*Peppered pork with rice,
steamed spinach, creamy
coleslaw, wheat oat roll,
chocolate chip bar
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14
*Baked ham with raisin
sauce, scalloped
potatoes, Scandinavian
blend vegetables, seven
grain bread, carrot cake
with cream cheese icing
Have Tony create a contemporary style to compliment
your features. Tony’s rates are reasonable, you don’t
need an appointment and he is open Monday through
Saturday. That’s right - even Monday! So when it’s time
for a good haircut, stop by Tony’s. You’ll … Look better,
feel better, and do better … with a neat Tony cut.
~Interview and Photo By Shane Welsh
Fire damages GP Goodwill
Two fires, including
one
that
caused
“significant damage” to a
Goodwill Industries build-
ing on Monday night,
April 5, are under investi-
gation.
Grants Pass Dept. of
Public Safety Fire Division
responded at 11:02 p.m. to
the rear of Riverside Inn
Convention Center. Fire-
fighters extinguished a
blazing hay bale without
visible structural damage.
At 11:25 p.m. another
alarm was sounded, for
Goodwill, 735 S.W. Fifth
St. Furniture against a wall
appeared to have been pur-
posely set afire.
The fire “caused sig-
nificant damage to the
building and destroyed
some furniture,” said the
fire division.
Firefighters noted that
at 11:55 p.m. a report was
received of two boys in the
area of S.W. “K,” “L” and
Alder streets. Police
searched the area, but did
not locate the boys.
They are sought for
questioning.
They are believed to
be 15 years old, and were
wearing sweatshirts; one
with shorts, the other with
long trousers. One had
white shoes; and one was
wearing a beanie.
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