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^^lACKAMASPf^fif April20, 2005 Final Word ne& Tombe,, Mayfe*’ (8^7^ OH CHECK. THIS SHIZZLE \ OUT. tT’S FUNKY, AMD IT \ IS SO FLY IT hUKTS AT THE) SAMEtlMlj... ....... Z Therein awE CwTitne'.. N-J I KOOOOOOi ~~ II caw not be' ftvmvv for yowl MOT THIS 7ÏM THEKE ISWTI C ampus H appenings Chrysalis, a women writers’ group, meets every Wednesday from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts Center (RR 220). Local author Pat Lichen guides writers of all levels through discussions of their work. For more info, call ext. 2220. For more information, visit the Haggart Observatory web site at http://depts.clackamas.edu/ haggart or call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665. The observatory is located at the John Inskeep Environmental Center at CCC. Hundred Demons,” a collection of 20 autobiographical comic strip stories. For more informa tion, contact the CCC English Department at 503-657-6958, ext. 2686. Learning The 2005 Clackamas Literary Review (CLR) is now avail able. Copies are available at area booksellers including Borders and Powell’s, as well Thursday, April 21, at 7 p.m. as the CCC Bookstore. The She will read from some of Web site, www.clackamaslit- The Haggart Observatory, her recent novels. Barry gave eraryreview.org is expected to the only public observatory birth to the nationally syndi be online by May 1. For more in western Oregon, is open cated “Ernie Pook’s Comeek” information, call Kate Gray at for public viewing on clear comic strip and is also a regular 503-657-6958, ext. 2371. Saturday nights. The obser contributor to the online maga vatory opens at dusk, and view zine “Salon.” She is the author The Art of Composting ing begins at dark and con of the novel and play “The CCC’s Horticulture Depart tinues for about three hours. Good Times Are Killing Me,” ment and Metro are offering A $3 donations is requested. the novel “Cruddy,” and “One free composting workshops. The workshops are scheduled for Saturdays May 14 and June 4, from 9-11 a.m. All three workshops take place at the Home Composting Dem onstration site, south of Clair- CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts Center. Cartoonist and novel ist Lynda Barry will speak in the Osterman Theatre on Stzu’y Aries (Mar. 2! ~ Apr. 19) Your dyslexic tendency to switch C’s and P’s will result in embarrass ment when you try to order pop corn at the movie theater. Libra (Se&a23 - Oct. 2’ Bringing a large friend with yo to wait for file release of tfe new “Star Wars”movie will prov fruitful when you run out of foo after thefif^f week. Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20) Your inability to pay attention during a sex ed film will result in your belief that wearing condiments is an effective form of birth control. Scorpio ffjgfe>i24 - Nov. 21 Sure, the only chance you have o hooking up with Britney Spears i if she’s struck blind and a nuclea holocaust leaves you as the onl two people left on earth, but het at least it’s a chance. Gemini (MayW^Jiin, 21) You will realize that while astrolo gy may not have much upward mobility, it sure beats having a day job. Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22) Throwing a 1 it cigarette overboard while fishing in the Cuyahoga river will result tn a story to tell your grandkids, as well as third- degree bums. ® Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 You will be surprised to find th; not only is it illegal to go throug people’s garbage, but so is break ing into their houses and tyin them up. 7 Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 You will find that happiness i worth more than riches—at leas when playing Scrabble™, that is. Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) It will be a poor decision to seek legal advice from the offices of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Thi good news: you will finally get reply from your ex after numei ous attempts to contact him o her. The bad news: it will be restraining order. Virgo ( Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) Your experienc^^vithi a. masseuse/ acupunctufi|t/chiropractor with ADHD will prove to be a pain ful one. Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You will find that an ill-fated S&M session will leave you in a bind. 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