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12*th^ LA CKA.MA Sprint January 26, 2005 Final Word fa*. ‘Jadcuj Wiii^Vr, JtMne«-Toitibef Master of + HMopay^Mwzw DI» yo« híak Äßour I Mr iJteAiF... gì i KLF j 3N»¿ fgXfigfrJi C'« A 5fAce TÍ PAKN f eöfäs] iMbA n*-—_ FfKRÉ^J í tírs sä « ffíXBvre fautor T ú you sy . wae V&V úpp D lx K s . *V WVL a A/V I iL ^3r> í »¿z vJ| WANTED: Hub caps for 1972 Fori Pinto and Rick James It is energy-efficient to turn off a fluorescent light only if it will not be used again within an hour. This is because of the high voltage needed to turn it on, and the shortened life this high voltage causes. Truly Amazing! vinyl. Call (503) 936-1895 FOR RENT: 2 bedroom apartment. newly remodeled. 2 miles from campus on bus line, off-street parking, covered patio. $5M) month t* elec and phone Some pets OK No smoking Ccntact NLH Properties at (503) 869-2436. WANTED: Hubcaps for 1988 Buick Regal I imited. Call (503) Send me other fun facts or science questions and I will answer them correctly or at least commentate amusingly. Send your wise and mad broodings to: gurfunkl3@hotmail.com Libra (^^¿3^^ct. 23) Like many, you will discover the wonders of sexuality in the back of a car., Unlike many, it will be a hearse. Taurus,(Apr. 20 — May 20) Always femember; He who hesitates is It® but look before you leap. Scorpio (Ofct. 24 — Nov. 21) Despite all the evidence indi eating otherwise, “Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla” is not a documen^^0-’; Gemini (May 21 —Jun. 21) Love bites; especially if you keep teasing it with a stick. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) An encounter with a hard-of-hearing genie will result in your acquiring a 12 inch pianist. FOR RENT: 5-plex. large studio with new carpet and paint, $375, located at 1501 Jefferson. More info, call (503) 706- ■OR RENT: Remodeled one bedroom, oak kitchen, new car Cancer Tul. 22) You will feel little comfort in the facf that us age like fine^ineT ptamost of us age like rancid milk. Leo (Jul. 23 — Aug. 22) You will kill several people in an attempt to protect them from seeing a bare breast on televi sion. □□□ □□□ □□□□? Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) You will realize that do; would make good members of politically-charged groups, because they, too, see things only in black-and-white. Aquarius (Jan. Wk Feb. 18) Your instructor will feel little sy m pa thy fo r you r lectu re induced narcolepsy. Pisces (Feb. 19 — Mar. 20) Your offensive horoscope will insult your intelligence. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) You aren’t the first person to think that their ideas are original. * Methodically Yours, Dr. Quack the Science Hack AM Aries Apr. 19) Your political apathy will seem to melt awav in the Iraqi heat. • snaC—Ay¡ C lassified A ds • * pet and paint, large living room. washer and dryer on premises. Located 1501 Jefferson. More info, call (503) 706-4511. To post an ad please contact Benjamin 1 lolm at admgrirt'clackamas.edu ” \..... "V < ,.... •••; < .............. < . ...... , — .... ..................i...„..u.... Jnimiiu.i.xiL,i.. C ampus H appenings Chrysalis, a women writers’ group, meets every Wednesday from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts Center (RR 220). Local author Pat Lichen guides writers of all levels through discussions of their work. For more info, call ext. 2220. The only public observatory in western Oregon, the Haggart Observatory, is open for public viewing on clear Saturday nights. The observatory opens at dusk, and viewing begins at dark and continues for about three hours. A $3 dona-w tion is requested. For more informa tion, visit the Haggart Observatory Web site at http://depts.clackamas. edu/haggart or call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665 or LOOK. The observa tory is located at the John Inskeep Environmental Learning Center at CCC. job. It is one of an ongoing series of job success workshops offered at the Work Skills Center at CCC. Takes place Wednesday, Jan. 26,2 - 4 p.m. in Barlow Hall, Room 240. More info, call 503- 657-6958, ext.5242. Gregory Forum. This year’s speak ers include Chester Aaron, author of 14 books, and William Weaver, food historian and author. The $40 fee includes lunch. Preregistration is required. For information and registration form, contact Loretta Mills at ext.2246. Nationally known vegetable gar dening experts share their knowl edge and experience in the day long Vegetable Gardening Workforce Development are hav ing classes available through Work Skills Center in Streeter, that are Symposium. Saturday, Jan. 29, from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. in the free to job seekers. For more info, call Bryan Fuentez at ext. 2316. * Learn alongside Innavattws instructors and motivated students * Build your rnarnerium witfi orieafworie mentoring • Customize year degree plan to Onset your gaols ♦ Gain practical, relevant hast dz-on experience * Discover lehelamhipi and financial aid opticas * Enjoy free parking and a convenient campus toealioH YEAR-ftOUND ADMISSION Ta work with an -ndvisar, e-moll stwtohilfrfofttnaryiliwirt.elu ar cal WHS N mh 1 WwH Eepri BIST COLLEGES 20OS CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts Center (RR220) Call Allen Widerburg at ext. 2359. workshop, Making a Successful Transition to a New Job, for people who are newly employed that offers insights into key factors in adjusting to a new AT MARYLHURST UNIVERSITY ♦ B-pefienee axdiitig feH studies ♦ Gain hands-on experience through small classes Last Gasp Open Mike Series: read one piece of your writing (10 min utes max) on the last weekday of the month, noon, Literary Arts : Center, RR220, Monday, Jan. 31. 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