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Marching band to
hit the big time
by Bret Hodgert
Design Editor
Linda Vogt, after one year of advising The Print.
Though wire realize that the mental problems
created by this job are irreversable, we on
“The Print” staff would like to thank Linda
Vogt for actually putting up with us the
whole year.
The “One More Time
Around” marching band will be
participating in this year’s Rose
Festival Parade for the first time.
Consisting of college and high
school band member alumni, the
OMTA is the second largest mar
ching band in the nation.
The Portland Rose Festival
Association and 7-11 started the
band three years ago. Miller
Brewing Co. has bought out 7-11
and will be sponsoring the mar
chers for the next three years.
Originally, OMTA marched
only in the Starlight Parade, but
this year they will also be mar-
by Bret Hodgert
Entertainment Editor
diing in the Rose Festival Parade.
The band has earned the position
of leading the Queen’s Float.
“One More Time Around”
has been exempt from marching
in the Rose Parade in the past
because it didn’t have profes
sional uniforms. Miller Brewing
Co. has solved this problem by
providing the entire 325 member
band with new marching togs.
OMTA is looking for members
to march next year. If you played
an instrument or marched in
either high school or college and
are interested in joining, contact
the Portland Rose Festival
Association.
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the students is something ma
professors concentrate on.
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and maybe even earn bet
grades. Cracking little jokes
relating personal anecdotes
two of the. more popu
methods. Anything to make
students laugh.
Then there are those' spe
few that don’t even have to t
These special few proba
couldn’t tell a joke to save tl
lives.It’s the verbal blunders t
pop out of their mouths wl
they least expect it that ma
these instructors unique.. T
will often prove to be quit en
taining for the students.
To give you an example
what we are talking about,
have taken a few quotes from
of the campus’ better kn<
quotables, Mr. Wayne Wrigh
physical science instructor.
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