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PAGE FOUR COTTAGE>GR£VEBS^1MNELjJ^HURSDArDECEMBER27 ¡19^ start to do what the farmer» them others had not thought of; that I selves can do by controlling the they make an impression deep A Weokly Newspaper With Plenty marketing of their product; legisla enough to make those who disagree of Backbone tive enactment compelling the pool wish to have their say. Thixg» Otfew» Tbtsk <nc Whit W, As the only newspaper in the -Publishers ing of a product can not do what Bode k Smith. .Think W th» Thing, Otlwra The* ____ Editor voluntary pooling on the part of the community, The Sentinel feels more Elbert Bede..... farmer can do; limitation of sale» deeply its duty to give everyone a A first-elasa publication entered at by legislative enactment can not do chance to be heard thau it would THE BIBLE IN AMERICAN. Cottage Grove aa second cla»» matter what control of sales by the farmer were there other vehicles of pub Several bible scholars propose to himself can do; making money lieity. rewrite the bible in »ueb language Business Office_____ 66 North Sixth available to the farmer through leg It readers wish to present their that it may be easily understood by islative enactment can not put the ideas upon subjects not discussed the present and growing generation. SUBSCRIPTION BATES One year.... .$2.25 I Three mouth* 66c farmer on his feet so well as con by The Sentinel, the invitation to We ’ra not particularly finicky about Six month»- 1.16 I Single copy— 6c trol by the farmer of the price at use its columns for the purpose is the kind of language used in or which be will sell his product. just as cordial dinary conversation, just so it is Member of Of course much legislative assist It is oue of The Sentinel’s proud vigorous and decent, but we con National Editorial Association Oregon State Editorial Association ance can be given. Compulsory boasts that no oue has ever been fess that it will get on our nerve» grading of product»; compulsory la denied the _ privilege _ of presenting to read in the Americanized bible Oregon Newspaper Conference Lane County Publishers ’ Association beling of products; money at a low his ideas in a sane, sensible and how one disciple told the other to rate of interest; a tax on oleomar uon-abusive manner. go lay a brick, or some maiden at THURSDAY. DECEMBER 27. 1023 garine; state support of a few in tho well »peaks of the “keen” way dustries such as a state lime plant CHRISTMAS EDITIONS. some passing young man comb» his are some of the things that should hair or wears his sandals, or some FORGET TAXES; GET THE be considered proper subjects for The most comprehensive Christ one refer» to a sermon by the MONEY. legislative enactment in helping the mas edition to be received by The Savior as the canary bird’s eye farmer, but none of these things 8. J. Lowell, retiring president of will get him anywhere permanently Sentinel was issued by the Coos brow or gnat’s heel. We must con the national grange, in his talk to unless he follows Mr. Lowell’» ad Bay Times. It was made up of 68 ies» that the language of the bible it is is purferable to the modern the convention at Pittsburg, Pa., vico and puts his busiuess on a pages and was the regular annual as issued by that paper. It contained American of ordinary conversation, last mouth, urged farmers to organ business basis. a vast amount of booster material the kind in which the rewritten ice ami run their own business, I Mr. Lowlel suys that ‘‘if they rather than to depend upon legisla keep on piling on taxation we won’t for the southwestern Oregon em bible must be written if it is to be pire. thoroughly understood by the pres tion to pull them out. ‘‘Certain in work the farms.” The best from a typographical ent and growing generations. to rest h ,” said Mr. Lowell, ‘‘are Of course Mr. Lowell will find Another consideration is that our more interested in providing means none to disagree with him in his standpoint came from the Gresham to make it easier for us to run into wish to hold taxes down, but we Outlook. Other papers issuing cred slang changes completely during a debt than they are in finding a should like to suggest to him that itable Christinas editions were The generation and those who may Ivie way for us to stay out.” He point his measure should be whether or Monmouth Herald, Rainier Review, two or three hundred years hence ed to the necessity of joint action, not the tax he complains of is justi Oakland Tribune and Brownsville would have more trouble translating the American of today than did the not only for higher prices for farm fiable. Records in Oregon show that Times. original translators of the Hebrew products but protection against, ex the farmers are ready to support a An Austrian scientist has made and Sanscrit. • 4 * ploitation and gave this warning justifiable tax. It is only waste of against increasing taxation: “If money at which they rail. The the statement that his experiments School ma’ams should never let they keep on piling on taxation, , we farmers of Oregon would not do have led him to believe that it may their pupil» court them. It is not some da ybe possible to construct a won’t work the farms.” away with any road tax or school human being as we now construct fair to teach them sense during tux, probubly all of which they have school hours and then make fools of We are not only inclined to be- supported with their votes. The cost engines nnd motor ears. Our friend them afterwards. liove that Mr. Lowell is correct in of roads and education is much could perform a service by adjust his assumption that it is up to the more than half the total cost of ing the carburetor, exhaust, and The man who says (in front of starting and stopping arrangements farmers to help themselves to a government. company) that he can shut up his on some human being we now have. largo extent, but we are inclined to While lower tuxes uro to be de wife, is putting himself in the way believe that such is their only hope sired, and while it is possible that When he gets around to mailing of being proved a liar. of permanent relief. It is impossi under present conditions taxes are man from the ground up, wo pre • « • ble to legislate anything b but tom almost us much of u burden ns our sume we will have somo that hit on A college professor gives the sage one cylinder only, others that rattle porary relief, and that at an in automobiles, yet one is fully ns nec advice, ‘‘Let the baby squall.” Did An agricultural college professor crease in taxation which Mr. Lowell essary as the otjier, and it seems like a tin can, some that move he th’ink we were going to drown says that when hens had teeth they inveighs against. that we would be better off in the swiftly with little noise and ethers the kid? laid eggs of such proportions that In making this statement, wo do long run if we spent less time in that make a lot of noise and get • • • at the prevailing prices on hen not mean to say that others should howling about taxes, which we must nowhere. There is only a difference of fruit they would have been worth cease to take interest in the affairs have, and about the cost of keeping three or four—usually—between be from $250 to $1000 each. Even of the farmer, We do not mean a car on the farm, where one is a At the agricultural economic con ing married or single. those figures do not indicate that that legislative bodies should feel necessity if it is a necessity any ference to be held at O. A. C. in they were much larger than present that there is nothing for them to where, and give more time to fol January there will be a spoeial ses Your wife i»n't necessary a jewel day eggs. do. But it is as true now as it lowing Mr. Lowell’s advice about sion for bankers and newspaper just because she requires such an • • « ever was that ‘‘the gods help those putting the farming industry upon men. Probably the bankers wish to expensive setting. An eastern doctor advances the who helps themselves.” make arrangements with the news • < # such a basis that tuxes mid the cost astounding theory that it is not the As Mr. Ixiwell says, the farmers of keeping up a cur could be passed papers to finance their business for A crooked man may be just fol- henrt that keeps the blood in cir should not depend upon legislation along to the purchaser of furm them. lowing his natural bent. culation. This solve* the problem to poll them out. Thut is, price fix- products, as it should be. of how lovelorn lads and lasses sus ing by legislative enaetiiient cun not An advertiser in The Eugene The inertia of those who are not tain life after losing their hearts. * * * taking part in the movement to pul Register who offers a used car for farming upon a business basis, the sale describes it as ‘‘a rattling Be shy of the girl who never inactivity of those members of the good touring ear.” Such refreshing gives a thought to helping her l'anuurs ’ union and the grange who candor should not go unrewarded. mother with the work when you Has Its Share of the Proof That are ready to take her somewhere. expect thoir officer» to curry all Kidney Sufferers Seek. the responsibilities, are a greater She may be as thoughtless of you A wise housewife showed the tux than the one imposed by gov- trump the woodpile and said: in the days to come. Backache 7 Kidneys weak 7 « • • ei nment. ‘‘Those who labor not neither shall Distressed with urinary ills7 We have little hope that taxes they eat.” “That’s too old a saw The kicker should ponder well Want a reliable kidney remedy? upon the fate of the mule, which is ever will bo much lower than they for me,” the tramp replied, as he Don’t have to look far. Use what so handy with his posterior extrem now are, but we do hope that the started on hi» wajr. Cottago Grove people recommend. ities, who not only leaves nothing farming business is going to be put Every street in Cottage Grove has to posterity, but has no posterity to upon a basis which will make the A famous actress says that most its cases. tux burden inconsequential. leave anything to. actresses owe much to their dress Hore’s one Cottage Grove man ’s A few pennies added to the price makers. In that case the actresses case. the farmer receives for his product should give credit to the dressmak A man holding his first baby Let G. A. Lambert, 231 Second nbout four hours after it has first would make the tax burden look ers, instead of vice versa. St., tell it. He says: ‘ ‘ I don ’t know sick. That is the solution and thut • • • seen the light of day, handles it of anything better for kidney about as gingorly as ho would a is what is coming. A Chicago woman, when fined $5, trouble than Doan ~ ’ s Pills. My The farmer now gets but one threw two overripe eggs at tho basket of overripe eggs. third of the -price the consumer judge. The calm judicial atmos- work was a strain on my back and I had attacks of lumbago which pays. When lie, puts his business on It must take a whole lot of Chris- of the court rooin was some- hurt me to bond or stoop and it —because the whirling motion such a cooperative marketing basis phere tian fortitude for a woman to sit what disturbed. was just as hard to straighten patiently through an hour’s sermon. given to it is stronger than the that he can get two-thirds, noces- again. My kidneys acted irregu sary taxation will nut greatly alarm magnetism of the (Mirth. When him. It doesn’t seem i right, but it’s larly, also, until I usod Doan’s Fills. while every feminine eye is glaring almost impossible for a man to They were just what I needed for at her new headgear. this whirling force is spent, the • • • sorve his country and his family they made my back, strong and well earth’s ¡mil prevails. Any top WRITE WHAT YOU THINK. nt Congress and Santa Claus are due the same time. One < or the other and put my kidneys in good order.” at about the same time this winter. will spin longer than it takes must suffer. Price 60c, at all dealers. Don’t With the former in session we may Possibly it is not neeeasnry to do simply ask for a kidney remedy— need the latter to give us some Scientists say the human body is ?et Doan's Pills—the same that Mr. so, but The Sentinel wishes to re peat that its columns aro always seven-eighths water—but wo can’t -arnbert had. Foster-Milburn Co., thing. • • • open to those who wish to take ex believe it, for we have seen some Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. A deathbed repentance in an at ceptions to any of its editorial state people who were more than one- Aspirin Tablets tempt to save the soul of a sinner monis. Not only are its columns eighth gas. * • to us very much like locking to begin their relief work on open, but The Sentinel solicits such O. A. C. SHORT COURSES seems You mnko a mixtake if you figure Intensive practical instruction in the door aftor the horse has been headache, cohl, grippe or rheu communications. stolen. The Sentinel usually has its own that the boss can’t get along with agricultural specialties varying from matic pains. your- out you — but you can make one week to 20 weeks as follows: ideas upon important subjects of the wireless telephone will never Absolutely true aspirin tablets day and usually it is free to say self xo indispensable that he would General Agriculture. Jan. 2 March 19 be The popular with those who spoon so skilfully made that their what it thinks. Quito naturally it dislike to. • • • Horticulture...... . ...... Jan. 2 March 19 by phone. The wireless scatters its beneficial action begin in 15 ladievoH that its position is correct, Air lines are advertising qi luiek Hairy Manufacturing....Jan. 7-Feb. 2 message too promiscuously. but it grants everyone else the right • • • seconds. Snow-white, highest to disagree with it and to express trips from Chicago to New Y .’ork. Herdsmen and Cow Testers ................... Jan. 2-June 12 The person who never does any It is now possible to go from bad to purity, never irritate or burn. his opinion. Farm Mechanics, Tractors, thing that he afterwards regrets, worm» very rapidly. hid the things said in the edi Trucks, etc---------- Jan. 2 March 19 isn’t very active in this world ’s One of 2OO Puretest prepara torial columns of The Sentinel meet mechanics (one affairs. tions for health and hygiene. the approval of all of its readers, Tho appearance of a girl inune- Farm • • 4» week).................... Feb. 18-Feb.23 diatelv after _ getting _ her beauty Every item the best that skill their preparation would be a waste sleep Third Annual Canner ’ s There is a big difference between thi..\ lends a man to think that she of effort. They would not be worth and conscience can produce. School ...................Feb. 4 Feb. 23 fame and notoriety, but sometimes needs some moro of it. while. • • « Land Classification and either one is good advertising. It is the hope of The Sentinel • • 4 Appraisal_________ Jan. 7 Jan. 12 What lias become of the old fash that its oditoruús ut least make The fellow with an empty head ioned mother who u*'J to make life others think; that perhiqm they give Agricultural Economic may well quote that old saw ‘‘there information with which some others a burden to tho boy by keeping him Ooofareace.-............ Jan. 21-Jan. 25 is plenty of room at the top.” in short pants? Th« Drug Mor» may not be familiar; thut. they pre mutt, subjects from nnglyn which For further information regarding An Oregon woman masqueraded A man with crowfeet on his face V 49 years as a man. She probably any course address is not necessarily a bird. fr learned what we poor men are up The REGISTRAR against. A girl with perfect feet is not Oregon Agricultural College, Corvallis, Oregon d6-27 always a poem. In tho category with “Where do alt tho pine go to?’’ might bo put “Whore do all the kisses come 7 from 7 ” • • • The trouble with idealists is that most of them leave it to someone else to put the ideals into practice. £ ottave tórove £rntind O HINGS WE THINK V New Year’s Greetings to All Our Friends It is with full appreciation of the generous patronage accorded us during the past year that we extend to each and every friend and customer our best wishes for a happy and prosperous liineteen-twenty-four. Starting the New Year means to us renewed efforts and energy toward giving the very best possible values to each and every customer, serving those who shop here as efficiently and courteously as possible and with the aim, always in mind, of giving as nearly as possible one hundred per cent satisfaction. EVERY STREET IN COTTAGE GROVE does a spinning too stand 9 ° Kem’s for Drugs KEM’S «R DRUGS Thanks its friends and patrons for the good things of the past year and extends cordial good wishes for n HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR A boll must be feminine gender, because it doesn’t have anything to do but keep its tongue wagging. A legless man using his brains will often get further than the phys ically perfect man who does not. • • • Folks who wear celluloid laundry should be careful about getting ‘‘hot in the collar.” • • • In the drawing for braina the number of blanks seems to have been numerous. A man frequently owes his repu tntion to what people don’t lí now nbout him. • The Old Year Is Nearly Gone We trust that it has brought much happiness to all. The New Year is nearly here. We express the hope that whatever the passing year has been, the new may bring you even more of this world’s happiness. Equal parts of happiness, joy and optimism. Mix thoroughly and take large dose often. Refill when necessary. That’s our New Year prescription for you. The White Pharmacy (hrn'tiiuia To those» who have been our patrons in the year just passing we wish to express our appreciation, and to wish for all a full measure of prosperity and happiness for the year to come. And we do hereby resolve that those who shall be our patrons in the years to come shall have no cause to regret the same. Sincerely yours, (Enttayr (Srnttc (irramrrp | Bressler’s wishes one and all the Compliments of the Season and expresses hope that the new year may bring only happiness and prosperity Success has a noticeable way of courting the man who never »ays quit. The REX ALL Store It only takes tmnspoeition of two letter» to change marital to martial, e e • A sucker is born every second— and moat of ’em are twin». To err is human, to forgive—is not. Quality Market Fie« D sümmj cura i MMBSM. PKvPS. Phone 46 Complete Home Furnishers «