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PAGE FIVE MTT.K AS MEDICINE. tiful little Spanish princess, stolen I Short perhaps never sang better in childhood from her parents, tlie|thau in her sympathetic interpre By Dr. 8. A. Huuting.oii king and queen of Spain, by gypsies i tat ion of the ethereal “ Ludye ol Market Milk Specialist, Tacoma Fountain’’ and the radiant ■ ■ ■ vww ■ ■ iik.vk.1«i kw uuce of Her royai origin. The aer “Goddess of the Mornrag.’’ Mrs. There is no subject at the present ies of incidents which awaken in | Victor Kem was stately in the rule time attracting greater attention the mind of the little princess vague :of the Queen ol Spain, yet touching from ull classes, uud uone, perhaps, Popular Local Musical Organisation memories of her former home and i in her sorrow over the little lost so little understood, us tb< subject Achieves Splendid Success the dramatic events which restore princess and tenderly solicitous ofi of dial. in is, despite the fact Inai her to her sorrowing parents consti- her profoundly melancholy royal all must eut to live from the time in “The Gitana.’’ tute a fascinating aud entraneiug husband, the king, which character i we enter this world until we leave | story which was admirably pre was admirably sustained by George I it. Matthews. Mrs. Ivan Warner, who I The public may not as yet be Gorgeously costumed, amid artful sented. stage settings, with strikingly ef ; Mrs. Earl Arthur, who essayed a has an unusually sweet soprano, and , entirely • informed as i to the food fective lightiug and clever actiug difficult role iu the character of Mrs. George Matthews, as ladies of I value of milk. In fact 1 believe and dancing, the Euterpean club, Zayda, the little princess, displayed the royal court, contributed effee- greater discoveries than have yet whose membership includes many of a versatile artistry in her interpre- tive solos. The ensemble numbers beeu made, uud of infinitely more the best voices in the city, sang i tation and sang her solos most ef- were rich in harmony and expres beuefit to mankind, will result from the research work now beiug _ car- its way into a new place in the I fectively. Miss Doris Holderuian, sion. Miss Bilsby, who directed the mu ried on in the government aud pri hearts of Cottago Grove music lov I as a court _ page, _ was in excellent ers Friday evening of last week in I voice aud her lullabye song was one sic, Mrs. Arthur, who directed the vate laboratories of the first class “The Gitana,’’ the story of a beau- of the best numbers. Mrs. Roy E. drama and dancing, Miss Elite nations of the world. Price, whose piano accompaniment it seems u strange thing that the contributed greatly to the artistic peoples of the earth, as far back as perfection of the production, und we have a record of races, have used members of the club who partici milk as their most staple of foods pated were enthusiastically congrat without discovering that hidden in ulated. this opaque fluid is the fountain of Notice is hereby given to the legal voters of School District No. 45, The special scenery was designed youth, health and longevity. Most ot Lane county, State of Oregon, that a school meeting of said district will be held at auditorium of high school building on the 30th day of and painted by Ben Sanford, who any schoolboy today can -tell you April, 1923, at 7:30 o'clock p. in. for the purpose of discussing the budget also officiated as stage director, that milk contaras the substances hereinafter set out with the levying bourd, uud to vote ou the piopusitiuu and Victor Kem was the electrician that build muscle, bom*, rich red of levying u special district tax. The total ainouni of money needed by who achieved the unique lighting blood, steady nerves, brain power; the said school district during the fiscal year beginning on June 18, 1923, effects. Mrs. C. C. Cruson planned that ii promotes growth, preserves and ending June 30, 1924, is estimated in the following I raget and in tne costuming aud drupiug for the life and gives strength of endur eludes the amounts to be received from the county school fund, state sunrise and spirit of the fountain unce-—in fact overcomes most all common defects, physical aud men school fund, elementary school fund, spoeiul district tax, und all other scenes. Only 'one copy of the score anil ial, ol school children. moneys of the district: libretto c Id be obtained, which Recently scientists have discov BUDGET added to the difficulties of produc ered why milk has the potency aud ESTIMATED EXPENDITURES < ing a mqsical number of such mag efficacy to work the wonders al Personal Service nitude. ready stated. If we but stop to Salary No. Total The cast of the characters follows: consider milk for a moment, there Superintendent ............................ $2,200.00 $2,200.00 King of Spain ....... George Matthews comes to us the thought that milk 1’rracipals: Queen of Spain....... Mrs. Victor Kem is our first food. Now let us thiuk High schooL............................................. 1 1,900.00 1,900.00 Lady Isabel ............ Mrs. Ivan Warner a little deeper. There must be a West side building.................. ............... 1 1,350.00 1,350.00 Lady Alda...... Mrs. George Matthews lood capable of . producing —, _ some Teachers: A page...................... Doris Holderuian very wonderful changes iu the tis 1 High school.... ........................... 1,260.00 1,260.00 Zuyda........................ Mrs. Earl Arthin sues uud und orguu functions of the High school............................. .............. 5 5,850.00 1,170.00 The Lady of the Fountain.............. tiny, new-born infant. It must have 1,800.00 Agriculture ............................... ____ ___ 1 1,800.00 .............................. Mrs. Roy E. Short the potency net only to start all 1,400.00 Home making......... ................. _______ 1 1,400.00 Spanish Mui ds—Flossie Mathis, organ function, but to sustain it, 1,170.00 1,170.00 Domestic art.... ......................... ............. 1 Hazel Führer, Leona Meeks. rebuild the destroyed tissue, por- Grades ..... ................................................ 2 1,000.00 2,000.00 Gypsies—Mesdames Arthur, Kem, mote the g[owth of muscle, nerve Grades ...... ................................ .............. 12 900.00 10,800.00 Chambers, Matthews and Warner, aud blood tissues—iu short, pre 1 Janitor ...... ................ . ................ 1,000.00 Dolly Piteher, Audrey Murphey, serve, sustain aud promote all bod 1 Janitor ..................................... 600.00 Margaret Young, Pearl Robinson. ily and uiuutai functions, growth Janitor ........................................... .............. 1 400.00 2,000.00 Spirits of the Fountain—Mrs. and repair. There dawns upon us Clerk ............................................... ............. 1 175.00 175.00 Cruson, Mrs. Beager, Evelyn Vcatch, here that a food possessed of such 75.00 Election and census..................... Doris Holderman, Hazel Swanson, life-giving qualities ought to be one Athletics ....................... . ...............— 75.00 Ray Godard, Nellie Stewart, Bonita of the most potent remedies to re Beager. pair and organize the body suffer .$32,055.00 Total ......................................... ...................... Goddess of the Morning—Mrs. Roy ing from the inroads of acute aud Material and Supplies: E. Short. chronic disease. Ladies and gentle 500.00 Furniture (desks, stoves, curtains, etc.) Rays of the Morning—Mrs. Bea men, it is. It is lhe most potent of 100.00 Library books............ .................................... ger, Airs. Cruson, Doris Holderman, ull nature’s remedies, for it sustains 80.00 Hazel Swanson, Evelyn Veatch, Nel and carries on as it heals and re 400.00 Janitors’ supplies.......................................... lie Stewart, Ray Godard, Bonita makes. Fuel ........................... ...................................... 1,100.00 Beager. If you will follow me on a little 250.00 Light, power, heat.................. ..................... trip into tile doctor's private dis 90.00 Water ........................................................ ..... The fellow who digs for nothing pensary, or behind the prescription 300.00 other than the root of all evil ought counter of the drug store, we will 100.00 examine the bottles on the shelves to break his pick. • « « u nd see what they contain. Total _______ __________ ________ -4 2,920.00 An optimist is a person who, Here we have potassium. Potas Maintenance and repairs: having been stung with a gold brick, sium is the base of practically all 675.00 West side building and grounds......... pisses it on to the first pessimist remedies prescribed tor blood dis- 375.00 Old high school building and grounds oiders such us rheumatism. Now he meets. 450.00 Home making department...................... let us test a sample of milk. Whut 300.00 Agriculture department...... .................... The ice man ’s stock is all water. do we find! A gallon of milk con tains'about 75 grains of potassium. 4 1,800.00 The person who always scatters What do we find in the next bot Assessments (highways, roads, streets, bridges) sunshine along his way need have tle 1 Iron. Iron forms the buse of 56.00 Birch avenue.... . .......... —........... _..... little fenr of the day of judgment. marly all remedies prescribed for 376.00 Fifth street............................................................... « • « the anemias. How much of it is It seems as hard for mon to make there in milk I One-half grain to ...$ 432.00 Total ......................... good laws as it is for laws to make the gallon. Indebtedness: Here we have a bottle of sulphur, good men. 2,500.00 Bonds to be redoemed tlie buse of nearly ull blood puri 2,000.00 Bond interest due___ fiers. Ou tost we find that a gallon OBNOXIOUS JOY. 750.00 Warrant interest __ It’s all well and good to be hup- of milk contains about two grains. you Next we have a bottle of chlo ............. $ 5,250.00 py—and other folks like to see Total .... that way—but don’t let your joy ride. The chlorides are also given 204.00 Insurance .... overflow in such a way as to irri- as cleansers and neutralizers. Again < we have in a gallon of milk 56 ...... _.... $ 2C4.00 lute others. Total ____ grains of the chlorides. 100.00 Emergency .. And here in this bottle we find Just out of curiosity we'd like see a love affair carried on the sodium. This is a tissue and bone .$ 100.00 to Total builder. We find 29 grains of sodi way it is described in books. um in a gallon of milk. Totnl estimated amount of money for all purposes during The next two bottles are marked It is sometimes possible to get the year.................................................................. -................ $42,761.00 further with your brains than with magnesia and phosphorus. These chemicals are also builders of tissue your legs. ESTIMATED RECEIPTS aud bone. How much of them are From county school fund during the coming school When a person has a moral awak there in a gallon of milkl Seven 7,336.00 ening ne usually notices his neigh and 36 grains respectively. From state school fund during the coming school Here's u bottle of lime, the bone bors’ sins first. year __ _________________________________ _______ 1,407.00 builder and tooth-preserver. Again State elementary millage............................... . ................... 3,960.00 Money doesn’t go very far, but the test shows that milk contains County high school tuition........................................... ..... 5,000.00 it has an exasperating way of get 70 grains of lime—more lime than Smith-Hughes subsidies............... ............................. —..... 1,600.00 ting out of sight. is found in lime water. 150.00 From all other sources___________________ _______ This bottle contains milk sugar, need be no controversy as it says on the label. It’s a brain $19,453.00 to Thero Totnl estimated receipts, not including proposed tax whether the man or the woman maker, aud there are 6.8 ounces in is boss—besides controversy will a gallon of milk. RECAPITULATION never come anywhere near settling The label on the next bottle says $42.761.00 Total estimated expenses for the year_________ the question. it contains cod liver oil. This is a Totnl estimated receipts, not including proposed tnx 19,453.00 fat given to produce heat and ener gy. Is there any of it in milk! No. THE LIMIT IN LAZINESS. .... $23,308.00 Balnnce, amount to be raised by district tax but milk contains 3.6 per cent of A •person afflicted with ¡nocuous Dated this second day of April, 1923. butter fat, aud butter fat produces c. E UMPHREY, Chairman, desuetude would probably never heat and energy also, and much make the effort necessary to look H. J. SHINN, better and faster than cod liver oil. up what the words mean. N. E. GLASS, Another most important thing to Board of Directors. be remembered is .hat it is iu the Attest: WORTH HARVEY, Clerk. fat soluble A of milk there is hid GEO. O. KNOWI.ES, den the mysterious vitamine that 8. L. GODARD, promotes growth aud sustains life. 8. V. ALLISON, It is found in small quantities in EXPERT HERE Advisory Budget Members. a6 13 20-27 other foods we eat, such as the yolk SEELEY, FAMOUS IN THIS SPE of the egg, but it is found iu milk CIALTY, CALLED TO EUGENE in greater quantities than in any other food. If we should be de F. H. Seeley, of Chicago and Phil prived of this vitamine all growth adelphia, the noted truss expert, in the body would stop, and in a will personally be at the Osburn few months we would become blind hotel, and will remain in Eugene mid in a few months more pass out Wednesday only, Muy 2nd. Mr. of life. The thought now conies to us that Seeley says: “The Spermatic Shield will not only retain any ease of man, the imitator, knows but little rupture perfectly, but contracts the of nature’s mighty scheme. In his I opening in 10 day» on the average laboratory he manufactures chem case. Being a vast advancement icals for the use of man. He won at nature’s mysterious wnys of <>ver all former methods—exemplify ders ing instantaneous effects immedi- doing things, for she < annot be imi lately appreciable and withstanding tated. The lowly kine gathers from any strain or position no matter the grasses and grains of the field the size or location. Large or dif the substances necessary to life, ficult caws, or incisicnal ruptures pusses them through her host, and (following operation») specially so from her blood stream she gives to man and to her young the chemical licited. This instrument received elements in proper proportion in so the only award in England and in I Spain, producing results without aur lution and suspension that we may I gery, injections, medical treatments live—aye, be born again. ¡or prescriptions. Warning— All canes should be cautioned against the use NO TRACE OF PEAR THRIPS IN LANE COUNTY ORCHARDS of any elastic or web truss with understraps, as same rest where the lump is and not where the opening No trace of pear thrips has been la, producing complications necessi found in Ixnu- county orchards, ac tating surgical operations. Mr. 8c<- cording to C. E. Htewsrt, eounty ley has documents from the United fruit inspector who, with represent ' irt- States government, Washington, D. atives of the horticulture depai lege, C., for inspection. He will be glad ment of Oregon Agricultural eolle£ to demonstrate without charge or has made a thorough investigation. fit them if desired. Business de- Plenty of the ordinary thrips were mands prevent stopping at any found on all kinds of fruits and vegetables, but p<-ar thrips, which ! other place place in this section section. P. A—Every statement in this are n serious menace to horticulture, notice has been verified before the were not found anywhere in the Federal and State Courts.—F. H. county. Seeley. A close watch will be kept on Home office, 117 N. Dear bod n Ht., shipped in nursery stock in an ef JChieago. aS7p fort to prevent the spread of the OEUGHTFULLY PRESENTED » 4 V - Notice of School Meeting RUPTURE 0 FACE BRICK COMMON BRICK FIRE BRICK FIRE CLAY DRAIN TILE BUILDING TILE HEARTH TILE Shingles LIME CEMENT STUCCO PLASTER Dampers Clean Outs Ash Dumps S. L Godard Contractors and Dealers pest into lame eounty from other ♦ --------------------♦ f SOCIETY ^4'?^.,™“'^ i___ society a . I” .4 Coming to Eugene Dr. Mellenthin trouble. Acting in accordance with | Uiv finding» und suggestions of the I following items were inud-j inspectors, the Lane County Hurt: (Verteutly overlooked in making up —*■ 1 society, - * - iu session j i u eu . | The Sentinel last week: cultural lx- ' Extreme vf F44IIIM U simplicity 1 II1 nl I <• 1 marked the I gene Saturday, adopted resolutions SPECIALIST approving the quarantine of in wedding ou Saturday at high noon i fecred districts und udvising ca re of Miss Allie Phillips aud Olin Clif-I ford Krum at the home of the ' in intemal medicine for the in shipping iu nursery stock. bride 'a parents, Mr. aud Mrs. F. B. 1 past twelve years Phillips. Only members of the fam _ _ R n P F P A T f CANNERS OF NORTHWE8T ily were present. The living rooms. DUlib rlUl UrLKAIb TO STANDARDIZE GRADES where the impressive service was Will at “ Standardization of grades of read by Rev. Frederick Jennings, Of • I T 1 canned goods for eauneries operat St. Mary’s Episcopal church, ol Eu y—. were n bower of white bios- ■ ICrHlYn I—I I ing under the Northwest Cantiers gene, soms. The b>ide, who was giveu Lz O U U I 11 X XLXLC1 association was discussed at a meet away by her father, was charming ing of the auxiliary and general membership of the association in iu her going away suit of tan, with Seattle last week. Plans for the es which sue wore a corsage of orchids tablishment of grades are now in and Cecil Bruuor roses. She was at Office hours 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. the hands of a committee and will tended by her sister, Mrs. Verua be mailed to canneries as soon as Mast, and Mr. Booker, former col lege chum of the groom, was best completed. Seventy-seven members were pres man. A wedding breakfast followed ent, the largest attendance at one the cereuiouy, after which the young No Charge for Consultation of these meetings in the history of eouple left by motor for their home the association. Two new members in Corvallis. The bride grew from Dr. Mellenthin is a regular from British Columbia were added. girlhood iu Cottage Grove and at The next meeting of the association tended the University of Oregon. graduate in medicine and sur- will be held in Portland three weeks She is now head of the ready-to- gery and is licensed by the from the dale of the last meeting. wear in Nolan’s department store in Corvallis. The groom is a Cornell state of Oregon. man aud is a member of the fac He visits professionally the LURCH OFFERS TO SELL ulty of the Oregon Agricultural PROPERTY FOR CITY HALL college. Mrs. Frederick Jenniugs, of more important towns and cit- Eugene, was also a guest at the ies and offers to all who call Ben Lurch, former Cottage Grove wedding. Mr. and Mrs. Jenniugs on this trip free consultation merchant, has offered the city are loug time frieuds of the bride. except the expense of treat council his residence property on ♦ ♦ ♦ ment when desired. the south side of Main street be A party of young folks enjoyed According to his method of tween the Eads building, occupied an eveniug of dancing ------- ’ a weiner and by Jones & Eaton, and the J. F. roast at the James Towne home on treatment he doeB not operate Spray real estate office, as a site the W. H. OsttMider ranch Wednes for chronic appendicitis, gall for the new city hall and municipal day night of last week. The group building which is being considered. included Alverda Finch, Bonita stones, ulcers of stomach, ton Petitions are now being circulated Beager, Grace Hockett, Mildred and sils or adenoids. asking for a special election at Luella Hurley, Mildred Stevens, Na He has to his credit wonder which citizens will be asked to au omi Hilton, Naomi Mooney, Helen ful results in diseases of the thorize a bond issue for the erec Ostrander, Homer Nelson, Cletis stomach, liver, bowels, blood, tion of the building. Swanson, Marshall Mendenhall, Ed Mr. Lurch, in a letter, said, “I ward Schaufele, William Skilling, skin, nerves, heart, kidney, would take $6000 and their prop Glen Bonnett and Dexter Huff. bladder, bed wetting, catarrh, erty in trade.’’ The council inter weak lungs, rheumatism, sci- 4> ♦ ♦ prets this to mean the property on Celebrating the sixth birthday an- atica, leg ulcers and rectal ail- which the present city hall is lo niversary of her small son Alfred, cated. It is evidently Mr. Lurch’s Mrs. T. J. AUen entertained a few ments. If you have been aiiing for idea that the residence on his prop children recently, The children en- erty could be used for a city build joyed games on the lawn. Those any length of time and do not iug, but the council contemplates present were Wayne, Murvol, Viola get any better, do not fail to the erection of a new building and Elizabeth Rohde, Linwood and measures where the present city hall stands. Milton Cheney, Voluey Eddy and call, as improper rather than disease are very June Dowdy. often the cause of your long FATHER OF COTTAGE GROVE ■$><$• WOMEN DIES AT ST. HELENS “Aunt’’ Ann Bears wbh pleasant standing trouble. ly surprised Sunday when she re Remember above date, that 8. E. Cooper, father of Mrs. Maud turned from church to find her Hohl and Mrs. George Hohl, of this home at Creswell full of relatives consultation on this trip will city, died at his home in St. Helens and friends who had come to help be free and that his treatment Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 o ’clock, her celebrate her seventy-ninth is different. following an attack of heart trouble. birthday anniversary. The unex Married women must be ac His daughters left for St. Helens pected visitors brought well-filled companied by their husbands. Tuesday night. baskets. The following were pres Address: 336 Boston Block, Mr. Cooper was born in Albany ent: Rev. and Mrs. Cromley, Mr. and February 28, 1856, and was 67 years, Mrs. A. R. Laud, Mr. and Mrs. W. Minneapolis, Minn. a!3-2G-27p 1 month and 26 days of age. He L. Wallace, Mr. and Mrs. Walter married Miss Margaret Miller at Pohll, Norman and George Pohll, WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. Scio in 1876. They lived at a num Mrs. Amanda Bears, Mrs. Kate Peculiar thoughts must come to ber of places in Oregon, including Sears, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Bears, Albany, Sodaville and Coburg, and Mr. and Mrs. V. Grosbeck and chil the mind of the woman who be went to St. Helens about ten years dren Alma, Earl and Erbine, Mr. comes familiar with the family life ago. Mr. Cooper is survived by and Mrs. D. 11. Heinenway, James of the unhappy wife who fills a his wife, four daughters and four Wallace, Brison Sears, Winters Wal- place she might have had. of Seda luee Jr. and Mis;, ..aura Riley. On sons: Mrs. E. C. Simms, " ville; Mrs. Maud Hohl and Mrs. Saturday evening the following George Hohl, of thiB city; Mrs. group dropped iu to tender best William Simmons, W. O., 8. C., Ed- wishes: A. W. Schwering, Lillian ___ and address on a ward and Clarence Cooper, all of St. Schwering, Emma H. Thompson, post card or in a let Helena. Mrs. William Corsaut, Mrs. A. H. ter and we will mail Olson, Mrs. Lucy Anderson, Andrew free and postpaid, a sample copy of H. Olson, Katherine B. Melton, It Pays to Be Good. I have lived a long time in this Clara M. Noland, C. H. Sedgwick, Emma Muaranen, Gertiude McDan valley of tears, MAO A ZINC And my head has been whitened by iel, Cora M. Obion, Emma Johnson, the most wonderful magazine pub* Carrie E. Ledeul, May Beak, Anna hurrying years; lished. 160 pages and 400 pictures I’ve sized up the world as I’ve tot Scott, Kenneth Schwering, Ethel M. every month, that will entertain Treauor, Janet it. Lacev, Elizabeth tered along; every member of the family. I’ve sumpled the right and I’ve M. Thompson, Harriet Olson, Nellie It contains interesting and instructive arti Olson. sampled the wrong; cles on the Home. Farm, Shop and Office •$><$><$> 1 have herded with goats aud I’ve —the newest developments in Radio. Avia tion. Automobile and Garage. Each issue The Past Matrons’ club enjoyed frolicked with sheep; contains something to interest everybody. l ’ ve a plea sunt social afternoon Monday learned how to laugh and l've We do not employ subscription solicitors so ut the homo of Mrs. H. A. Miller. learned how to weep; you will not be urged to subscribe and you I’vs loafed, and I’ve dreamed, and Following the business session a are not obligating yourself In the least in asking for a free sample copy. W j delightful lunch, in which the club I’ve whacked up some wood, gladly send it to prospective readers. If And I’m sure of this fact: It pays colors were carried out, was served. you like it you can buy a copy every Mrs. W. L. Darby will bo the host to be good. month from any newsdealer or send ua your subscription — $3.00 for one year. ess at the club’s next meeting. <$> 4> When 1 up and do wrong, with ma Popular Mechanics Company 200*214 C. Ontario Street. CHICAGO, MX. Mount View Society. licious intent, I’orular MKlunUt buUdfnc u dnouA A card party at the home of Mr. Then I feel for a while like a coun wAutUth u int fraduawn o! Mi and Mrs. J. A. Schneider Saturday terfeit cent; I would swap myself off for a watch evening was greatly enjoyed, those present being Mr. and Mrs. W. D. built of brass, I haven’t the courage to look in Heath, Mr. and Mrs. L. R. Long, Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Cooley, Mr. and the glass, But when I do right, then how Mrs. Finley Whipps, May, Pearl, Agnes, Waldo, Louis and Milton chesty 1 feel! The village is filled with my jubi luiyng, Addison and William Heath, . . Whipps, . George Mm and Gladys lant spiel. iy, Mrs. Chas. I feel that a feather belongs in my Duerst, Elizabeth Cooley, M Sears, Laura Riley, Clarence and hood, Ai.d ain full/ convinced that it pays Brison Hears and Mr. and Mrs. Fischer. Addison Heath won high to be good. score for the evening, Delicious Oh, whut arc the things of partic refreshments were served. ♦ ♦ ♦ ular worth I Lynx Hollow Society. And what are the prizes we gain As Audrey and Lloyd Wolford here on earthf The price of goods is regulated They are not the gauds that go and Harold Hartley’s birthday anni by supply and demand—the supply versaries are within a few days of of goods and demand for profits. clinkety clank, Nor yet the spondulicks we have in each other, Mrs. Wolford enter tained a number of their school the bank. When steel gets too hot it loses Respect of our neighbors; the love friends in their honor Bunday after its temper; when man loses his noon. Games and music were en temper he gets too hot. of our friends; Some credit up there where the joyed and -dainty refreshments of iec cream and cake were served. firmament bend»— These things are the guerdon for Mrs. Wolford was assisted by Mrs. which we should strive, E. T. Hartley, Mrs. Harvey Strong They give us an object in being and Mr». I. N. Dresser. alive, And you’ll never gain them, as gain The crook will get straightened them you should, out sooner or later. Unless you find out that it pays to be good. Walt Mason. Just about enough time is wasted to do the bookkeeping necessary to keep track of it. Mixed Feet. • • • A he toad loved a she toad The only thing that keeps some That lived in a tres; women from becoming gossips is to She was a 3 toed tree toad, 1 have a husband to tell things to. But a 2-toed tree toad was he. The 2-toed tree toad tried to win The 3 toed tree toed’» friendly MIGHT PROVE A PROFITABLE MOVE. nod, We have no desire to die rich, For the 2 toed he toad tree toad but we rnuld die happily if we felt loved the ground That the 3-toed she toad tree toad certain our executors would be able to muke some of our debtors come trod. But vainly the 2-toed he toad tree through. e • e toad tried— He couldn’t please the 3 toed tree EMULATE THE EARLY BIRD, toad’s whim; Provider Mt M hating Do not sit up . nights „ _ . your In her tree toad bower, neighbor. Go to bed, have a good la lessatisi With her V-toe po ower, rest, come down in the morning and She totally vetoed hi im. beat him to it. • • • —The Van Kaalte Vanguard. Wed., May 2 One Day Only Send Us Your 1131118 Popular Mechanics k WRIGLEYS and give your stomach a lilt. CAUSE AND EFFECT. Rubber stamps of every kind at The Sentinel live wire print shop. Anything in the printing or allied lines can be secured at or through your home live wire print shop. A noted stage beauty says that when all women dress as well as she does there will be fewer di voices. She is right—there can’t be divorces without marriages.