The Cottage Grove sentinel., May 13, 1910, Image 5

mean Trtcic.
The Boy—Please, c’n I get off this
afterndon? Me mother’s sick an’ there
ain’t no one to watch th’ house an’ take
care 0’ th’ baby.
The Boss—Certainly, my lad. It’s a
shame, too—I was going to give you
my ticket to the ball game.—Cleveland
Leader. _______
Smith Wants Dressed
Veal and Pork
We want dressed veal
and pork and live chick-»
ens. We do not charge
commission. We will
pay you promptly. Ship,
any quantity and ship
any day. We will pay
as follows for good fat stuff:
Philanthropic Visitor (at jail)—What
started you on a, career of crime, if I
may ask?
Prisoner—Readin’ the confessions of
a reformed burglar, in one 0’ the mag­
azines. When I found out how easy
it was to burgle I went a t it myself.
Address all shipments
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
“Fighting the Beef Trust’»’
PORTLAND, OREGON
Nursery “Uon’ts,”
Don’t treat children’s troubles light­
ly; their trials are as big to them as
those of grown-up people. Don’t fail
to instill a deep sense of kindness to
dumb aninials—a cruel boy generally
makes a cruel man. Don’t neglect an
untruth or dishonorable action—teach
your children to face these out and it
will make them courageous. Don’t en­
courage whining or tale-telling. Don’t
lose your children’s confidence—-try to
live close to their hearts.
Her
Way.
Hood
’
s
Sarsaparilla
By virtue of its unequaled
blood-purifying, nerve-stength-
ening, stomach-toning, appe­
tite-restoring properties, is the
one Great Spring Medicine.
Elderly Relative—Lucy, you surely
Get it today in usual liquid form or
don’t think of marrying Geoffrey to re­ tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1.
form him!
• '
Miss Lucy—Gracious, no, auntie! I’m
Suspected So.
trying to reform Geoffrey in order (o
marry him, and I’ll either succeed In
Caller—Mrs. Leeder, have you had
doing it or I’D break his neck!
any photographs taken lately?
Society Dame—I’m not sure, but I
Higher Authority.
think so. A reporter or two called here
“John, you don’t have to hurry to last week—and I miss a cabinet pnoto
get into» the car just because the guard that was on the mantel.—Chicago Trib­
said ‘step lively!”*
une.
“It wasn’t the guard, Maria, and he
didn’t say ‘step lively!* He said ‘stip Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
loively, there, dang yez!’”
¡luring the teething period.
Select.
Once when passing through a ceme­
tery in Lenox Eliot Gregory was sur­
prised to see that the members of one
old New England family had been bur­
ied in a circle, with their feet toward
its center. He asked the reason for
this arrangement, and a wit of that
day, daughter of Mrs. Stowe, replied:
“So that when they rise at the last day
only members of their own family
may face them!”
DR. HAYNES
Optician
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THE BEST SAFEGUARD
If for any cause the horse or other,
domestic animal exhibits a lack of energy,
proper relish for food, or an appearance
of general debility, timely action should
be taken for the restoration of its health.
In the natural food of our domestic
animals Nature provides certain peculiar
medicinal herbs, leaves, barks and roots
which seem necessary for their health.
Pacific Stock Food in greatly condensed
form is intended to supply the essential
virtues of those health-giving natural
remedies and is prepared expressly for
those animals deprived” by man of their
natural food. It is an alterative tonic
which stimulates the various organs of
the body, promotes the secretions, tones
up the general system and restores the
disordered conditions to a normal state.
It stimulates the appetite, improves the
digestion and assimilation of food,*purifies
the blood and insures a good, healthy
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HELLO. OPERATOR. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE!
FOR THE WAY I STOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY.
1 WAS FEELING OUT OF SORTS AT THE TIME/
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THE STOMACH AND BOWELS NEED REGULATING
¡WITH MUNYONS PAW-PAW PILLS. IO PILLS 10»
pZnryor: g faw raw i/lixs coax me live
into activity by gentle methods. They d6
not scour, gripe or weaken, They are a
tonic'to the stomach, liver and nerves;
invigorate instead of weaken. They en­
rich the blood and enable the stomach to
get all the nourishment from food that is
put into it. These pills contain no calo­
mel; they are soothing, healing and stim­
ulating. For sale by all druggists in 10c
and 25c sizes. If you need medical ad­
vice, write Many on’s Doctors. They will
advise to the best of their ability abso­
lutely free of Charge. M,UNYON’S,
and Jefferson Sts,, Philadelphia, Pa,
Send 10c for trial package.
Victims of a Delusion«
“Birds and beasts, you know, chil­
dren,” remarked the Sunday school
teacher, “have no souls, as you have.
When they die, that is the last of
them.”
“If that’s so,” queried Tommy Tuck­
er, “what will the Injuns who go to the
happy hunting grounds do for game?”
If You Have Common Sore Eyes,
if lines blur or run together, you need
All
PETTIT’S EYE SALVE, 25c.
Buffalo,
druggists or Howard Bros., ~
~
K. Y.
Usual Way Wanted.
As the train neared the city the col-
ored porter approached the jo vial-
faced gentleman, saying, with a smile:
“Shall Ah brush yo’ off, sah?”
“No,” he replied; “I prefer to get
off in the usual manner.” •Princeton
Tiger.
____________
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N, Y.
-...... .
The Sane Way.
Mrs. Kicker—If you are going to
another one of those banquets I don’t
suppose you will know the number of
the house when you get back.
Mr. Kicker—Oh, yes, I will. I un­
screwed it from the door and am tak­
ing it with me.—Kansas City Journal.
Wejust Treatment
(Bicones locally; tablets,internally.)
It is an honest reliable treatment used
by physicians everywhere every day in all
cases of inflammations, ulcers, discharges,
irregularities, nervous symptoms, etc.
ONE MONTH TREATMENT $1.00
At Druggists or Sent Direct Prepaid.
WEJUST REMEDY CO.
Forest Grove, Or.
Pacific Coast Biscuit Company
Seattle
MERCY. JOHN1
MUST BE FEELING
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If You Are Sickly
Just let Hostetter’s Stom­
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renew the entire system,
make the stomach strong
and healthy and keep the
bowels free from constipa­
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hundreds of cases in the
past 56 years and most
certainly will not fail you.
Try it today for Indigestion,
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Many Women
who are
Splendid Cooks
Cautionary Note: Be sure
you get this stove—see
that the
name-plate
reads New Perfection«”
dread having to prepare an elab­
orate dinner because they are
not sufficiently strong to stand
over an intensely hot coal
range. This is especially true
in summer. Every woman
takes pride in the table she sets,
but often it is done at tremen­
dous cost to her own vitality
through the weakening effect of
cooking on a coal range in a
hot kitchen.
It is no longer necessary to wear
yourself out preparing a fine dinner.
Even in the heat of summer you can
cook a large dinner without being
worn out,
N&v Per/ëct ion
Oil Cook-stove
Gives no outside heat, no smell, no smoke. It will cook the biggest dinner
without heating the kitchen or the cook. It is immediately lighted and immedi­
ately extinguished. It can be changed from a slow to a quick fire by turning a
handle. There’s no drudger^ connected with it, no coal to carry, no wood to chop.
You don’t have to wait fifteen or twenty minutes till its fire gets going. Apply a
light and it’s ready. By simply turning the wick up or down you get a slow or an
intense heat on the bottom of the pot, pan, kettle or oven, and nowhere else. It
has a’Cabinet Top with shelf for keeping plates and food hot, drop shelves for
coffee, teapot or saucepan, and even a rack for towels. It saves time, worry,
health and temper. It does all a woman needs and more than she expects. Made
with 1,2, and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner sizes can be had with or without,
Cabinet.
Every dealer everywhere; if not at yours, write for Descriptive Circular to the nearest agenoy of the
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
REDUCE
THE
COST OF LIVING;
use CRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c. FULL POUND
Free
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FAMOUS DUELS
IN
ENGLAND.
Prime Ministers Sought or Gave
Satisfaction in Field of Honor.
“I tried all kinds of blood remedies
which failed to do me any good, but I
have found the right thing at last. My
face was full of pimples and Black-heads.
After taking Cascarets they all left. I am
continuing the use of them and recom­
It Cures While You Walk.
mending them to my friends. I feel fine
Allen's Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot,
when I rise in the morning. Hope to
sweating,
callus,
swollen, aching feet. Sold
have a chance to recommend Cascarets.** by all Druggists. and
Price 25c. Don’t accept any
Fred C. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N. J. substitute. Trial package FREE.' Address
SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST
Portland
HELLO1 HELLO I WHAT'S \
THE MATTER? I CANT \
WAIT HERE ALL NIGHT. \
GIVE ME CENTRAL AND \
ILL HAVE YOU DISCHARGED)
Fired His Ambition.
Dressed Veal ..................9C to 10c
Dressed Pork......................... 12c
Live Hens..................................... 18c
Eggs..................................... 23c
Not
TRIALS of the NEEDEMS
TheGAS ENGINE HOUSE
OF TH( NORTHWEST
182484186Morr^on St.
jPortiand.Oregon
At least four of England’s prime
ministers entered the “field of honor,”
<a “Student of the Code,” in a letter to.
the New York Sun says. The Duke of
Wellington challenged the Earl of
•Winchelsea in consequence of the.
earl’s rerharks on the Catholic ques­
tion. They met in Battersea fields.
Lord Winchelsea received the duke’s
fire and then fired in the air.
The Rt.-Hon. William Pitt was chal­
lenged by George Tierney, president
of the board of control, on account of
certain objectionable remarks made in
the House of Commons. They met on
Putney common. Two shots were ex­
changed and Pitt fired the third time
in the air, when a reconciliation was
effected.
. George Canning met Lord Castle-
reagh on Putney common. They fought
in sight of the windows of the house
in which Pitt died. Both missed. At
the next exchange Castlereagh’s ball
entered Mr. Canning’s thigh, inflict­
ing a slight wound. The two states­
men assumed their places for a third
shot, when the seconds, seeing the
blood streaming from Mr. Canning’s
wound, put an end to the combat.
Benjamin Disraeli likened Daniel
O’Connell to the impenitent thief on.
the cross. O’Connell also used lan­
guage which was not parliamentary,
and Disraeli offered to castigate the
Irishman. O’Connell declined to meet
him. Disraeli then challenged Morgan
O’Connell, the accuser’s *son, but Mor­
gan O’Connell also declined to meet a
Jew on a “field of honor.’’
Curran, the Irish orator, fought four
duels. The, first was with Capt. St.
Leger, who had insulted an Irish Ro­
man Catholic priest. The captain fired,
but Curran did not. “It was not nec­
essary for »me to.fire at him,” the Irish
wit afterward wrote; “the gallant cap­
tain died three weeks after the duel
of the report of his pistol.”-
The next affair was with Attorney
General for Ireland Fitzgibbon. The
parties were to fire at pleasure. Cur­
ran fired first, and then Fitzgibbon
took aim for nearly a minute. On its
proving ineffectual Curran remarked:
“It was not your fault, Mr. Attorney;
you were deliberate enough!” The
third duel was with John Egan, an
Irish barrister who had the nickname
of Bully. Egan was “of immense size,
as brawny and • almost as black as a
coal porter.” Curran was facetious on
the subject of Egan’s size, and they left
the field reconciled. Egan became
Curran’s, second in Curran’s fourth
and last duel, with Lord Buckingham­
shire.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan fought
Mr. Matthews, “a gentleman of fash­
ion,” at Bath in order to vindicate the
reputation of Miss Linley. It was
done in theatrical style. They fought
with swords and great courage and
skill were displayed on both sides.
Sheridan disarmed his adversary and
Compelled him to sign a formal retrac­
tion. Mr. Matthews again challenged
Mr. Sheridan. The parties met on
King’s Down. The battle was desper­
ately contested. After a discharge of
pistols they fought with swords. Both
were wounded and fell to the ground,
where they continued to fight until the
seconds separated them. It was found
that Matthews’ sword was actually
broken off in Sheridan’s ear.
, «A ■ Mite Too Prying.”
Bushby had many natural advan-
tages and beauties, but Mrs. Abner
Crane, who was a brief sojourner in
the place, having been there only a
matter of ten, years or so, never appre­
ciated it. “She was aching to get
back to Nashuy the whole enduring
time,” said one of Mrs. Crane’s Bushby
neighbors, “and I was glad to see her
go, feeling as she did.”
“What was it she didn’t like about
Bushby?” asked one of the summer
residents, curiously.
“She said she ‘didn’t get the news 0’
the day quick enough to suit her,’ ”
quoted the neighbor, with as near an
imitation of Mrs. Crane’s air as she
could manage.*
“As I said to my Asy, what on earth
she wanted more than we have in the
way 0’ news-spreaders here, I don’t
know.
“When you consider that there are
five telephones in town, a grocery wa­
gon driven by Lucy Grant’s boy twice
a week, Lucy Grant herself to sew for
everybody-in town by the day, and all
taking milk from Jed Kimball, I don’t
know how we could be any better
fixed. I call anybody that wants more
news ’0 the day than Bushby folks get
a mite too prying; myself.”
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and MEERSCHAUM. Artificial Coloring,
SIG SICHEL &. CO.
92 Third Street
Hats Cleaned & blocked 50c,
with New Trimmings $1— Pan­
amas $1— Ladies Straw Hats re-
! modeled. 5c' postage inaijs your
soft hat to us. 315-17- Alder
Sarsaparilla
If ycu think you need a tonic,
ask your doctor. If you think
you need something for your
blood, ask your doctor. If you
think you would like to try
Ayer’s non-alcoholic Sarsapa­
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sult him often. Keep in close
touch with him.
We publish our formulas
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We banish alcohol Q
from- our mert icines ■
We urged you to R
ooyo^UOttr j
Ask your doctor to name some of the
results of constipation. His long list will
begin with sick'-he ad ache, biliousness,
dyspepsia, thin blood, bad skin. Then
ask him if he would recommend your
using Ayer’s Pills.
—- M ade by the J. C. Ayer Co.» Lowell, Maos.1 ■■ ■ ■
St. Portland, Oregon.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3.00,$3;5O,$4.OO&$5.00
Un:on
Made
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Boys' Shoes
$2.00 & $2.50
O
W. L». Douglas
shoes are worn
by more men than
any other make,
BEOAUSE;
W. L.UougTasj S3.00
and S3.50 shoes are
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quality co Aside red,
in the world.
W.L.D<>ut;las @1.00
and
S5.00
shoes
equal, in style, fit and
wear, other makes
costingSG.OO to S8.00.
Fast Color Eyelets.
The genuine have W. L. .Douglas name and price
stamped oil th“ bottom. Take No Substitute.
Ask you- dealer for W. L. Douglas-shoes. If they are
not for sale in your town write for Mail-Order Catalog,
giving full directions how to order by mail. Shoes
ordered direct, from fa- tory delivered to the wearer
ill charges prepaid. W. L. Douglas, Brockton. Mai*
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The production of sand and gravel
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216,044 short tons, Valued at $13,270,-
032, a decrease of 4,635,874 tons in
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1907.
.
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To get its beneficial effects,, always
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LAY OR BUST—If you will send us the name
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Porcelain Of owns ..........$3
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The Hen’s Kick.
Mrs. Hen, having performed her
oviparous function, took a constitu­
tional around the yard. Returning t'o
her nest, she found it empty and
clucked angrily.
“What’s the trouble, ma’am?” asked
the rooster.
“It’s mighty funny,” she grumbled,
“that I can never find things where I
lay them.”—Boston Transcript.
Seasonable.
“John,” said the wife of the enthu­
siastic baseball fan, “what are* you
jumping up and down on that bed
for?”
No Possible Doubt.
“I’m just indulging in a little spring
•*You can’t make me believe,** said
Mrs. Lapsling, “that the man the po­ practice,” replied the enthusiastic
lice caught prowling around our house John.—St. Louis Star.
wasn’t a burglar. He denied it, but
they found a 44 calamus revolver on
An Advantage.
him.'*—-Chicago Tribune.
“So you prefer servants who speak
English imperfectly?”
BROWN’S
“Yes,” replied the housewife, “If I
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