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Rheumatism Will Let Go of You When you correct the acid condition of your blood on which t depends. It only loosens its nqlp for a. while when you apply lotions or, liniments to your aching joints or stiff muscles The medicine to take is Hood’s Sarsaparilla After Twenty Years. Mr. Peck—This talking machine rec ord is filled with a few remarks by Mrs. Peck. Oldbatch—It’s wonderful to think that you can hear the voice of one who is not present. Mr. Peck—And more wonderful tc think that I can stop it so easily.—, Judge. Suiting- the Action. “When you talk about the ultimati consumer/’ said Uncle Jerry Peebles filling b# pipe with the remnants li his tobacco pouch and lighting it, ‘Tn him.” Too Much to Lose» Manager of Touring Company— Here, buck up, Miss De Vere; else we shall lose the train. Leading Lady—But I’ve lost my reti cule and my jewel case with my dia monds in it. * Manager—O, let ’em go. We mus1 catch this train. Leading Lady—But my reticule had SO shillings in it.—The Sketch. What Inspired Him. “The melancholy days have come”— . So sang the weary bard; He’d just been raking autumn leaves Again from his back yard. —Chicago Tribune. FREE! A new and wonderful musical instrument, which is a combination of the grand Italian harp and guitar. It has> a beautiful tone and is positively the easiest instrument to play ever made. We teach you al your own home. As an advertisement we are GOING TO GIVE AWAY one of our $12.50 Harp Guitars to each of the first ten persons in each county who send us their name, address and the ham for. Sit down RIGHT NOW and drop us a card and be one of the lucky few, as the • are going fast. HARP-GUITAR MEG. CO.. 428 Lumber Exchange Building, rorlland. Ore. Bess—That’s a quaint ring you’re wearing. Is it an heirloom? Tess— Well, it dates from the Conquest.— Cleveland Leader. rinric AMirouLOuiy« The Professor Explains.' Tramp—Say, mister, I haven’t had mis Discovery, “If you want to knock you? adver- “ Why is it, ” inquired the doctor, a bite all day. Dejected Angler— For Any Disease or Injury to For Old People. Tommy was studying one of the ad “that astronomers, whose work must so.rj out,” said the physical instructor,. the eye, usie PETTIT’S EYE SALVE Same here. Where did you fish?— vertising signs in the car. After reaching the age of forty the be peculiarly trying on their powers of “Isjid a blow on that spot. That’s the- absolutely harmless, acts quickly. Al Boston Transcript. human system gradually declines, The vision, almost uniformly have strong location of the sc lar plexus.” “Mamma,” he said, “isn’t ’Reason’ a druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo funny name for a girl?” accumulated poisons in the blood cause eyes?” “And if I only want to maF< him see “ Where is Hohg Kong, John? ’ asked N. Y. “Hush, dear!” “My friend,” answered the professor, stars,” said Al^y, “I suppose I must teacher, “I don’t know, sir,” answer- rheumatic pains in the . joints, muscles and backe These warnings should be “it is because they have strong eyes land on his lunar plexus. Where’s “And her first name is ‘Theresa.’ Getting? the Facta. ed John, “I think he was in China promptly fhat?” Jr-. ■; relieved and serious illness that they are. astronomers.” Look at it, mamma. ‘Theresa Reason/ “How much money did the defaulter last time I heard.” avoided by using the following pre Gee! I’d change that name if it was get away with?” Declaration Amended. When John had a small, piece of pie scription which shows wonderful’ re mine!”—Chicago Tribune. “All the funds we had on hand.” Arabella—Lil is going to marry Dickr sults even after the first,few doses and Some people would drown with a life is-she? . Isn’t that just too ridiculous “I “How much did you have on hand put on his plate he grumbled: will eventually restore physical vigor: preserver at hand. They are the kind wish cook wouldn’t put so much short it “ Calling Her Down. may I ask?” One ounce compound syrup of Sar that suffer from Rheumatism and Neu to talk about! “The precise amount he got awaj ening in this pastry.” Estella—I should say not. It’s too The little boy’s mother had acciden saparilla; one ounce Toris compound; ralgia when they can get Hamlins Wiz with.” ridiculous to. keep still about. tally, dropped a book .on his head. “ My doll is very sick, ” half pint of high grade whiskey. This said Dottie, ard Oil, the best of all pain remedies. “I mean, what was it in dollars an; “Mamma,” he said, after waiting a mournfully. “Yes,” said her chum to be mixed and used in tablespoonful moment and hearing no apology, “you cents?” doses before each meal and at bed Polly, “ she does look waxy. You time' Effect of Envy. ‘‘It was all in dollars and cents. should say ‘excuse you!’” The bottle to be well shaken ought to have her waxinated.” If envy, like anger, did. not burn Chicago Tribune. each time?7 Any druggist has these UI used Cascarets and feel like a new “What did you say last night when ingredients or he will get them from itself in its own fire, and consume and destroy those persons it pos |. | man. I have been a sufferer from dys- Jack asked you to marry him?” “1 his wholesale house. ' pepsia and sour stomach for the last two sesses before it destroys those it I years. shook my head.” “Sideways or up Daiigrerons Risk. wishes worst to, it would set the I years. I have been taking medicine and ind.down? ” — Boston Transcript. Out of town people “Look out. Hi,” shouted the farm whole world on fire, and' leave the • other drugs, but could find no relief only can have their plate ! for a short time. I will recommend “Women have gained fame despite er’s wife as the big balloon soared and bridgework fin ished in one da; the men!” shouted the sharp-featured over the farm with a trailing anchor. most excellent persons the most mis | Cascarets to my friends as the only thing if neoe6Fary. for indigestion and sour stomach and to We will give you a goo- suffragette. “Yes, for untold ages,” ‘Them thar arynaughts will hook yeou erable.—Lord Clarendon. 22k gold or por*“u:* keep the bowels in good condition^ replied the mere meek man.—Judge. up like a fish if yeou don’t watch out.” crowi} for They are very nice to eat.” Molar Crowns f Harry Stuckley, Mauch Chunk, Pa. “Oh, mamma,” exclaimed Dottie, “Gosh, Mandy!” gasped the old 22k Bridge Teeth < Pleasant,' Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. running in from the garden, where farmer as he dropped his rake. “ Yeou Cleanses Xhe System Do Good; Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe. Gold Fillings saw a robin redbreast for the first don’t think they’d try to do sech. a 10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gen Enamel Fillings EjfeetuaYky she uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to thing purposely, do yeou? ” time, “ come and look at this sparrow Silver Fillings cure or your money back. 926 “Wouldn’t trust them, Hi. That tall Inlay Fillings x Dispels colds and Headaches with a red flannel shirt on!” and will pay as follows for good, Good Rubber . She after a long silence—Did 1 chap booking down here with the eye Plates t fat stuff—we never charge com duelo CowslipaWon; hear anything fall? He (timidly) glass is one of them thar Indiana Best Red ISb* . mission on anything: .. ber Plate. 1 writer folks and he ’ s working on a DR. W. A. WISE, Fnuiantr mho M wt* Acts uaVuvaWy, acXslndy as Why, no. She (with a yawn)—Oh, >ook called ‘The Uplifting of the Farm Veal under 130 lbs.................. 11c _ Painless Extr'iion 22 VIMS UTMLUH» IN PORTLAND THE SAFE WAY Large veal less, according to me, I thought you dropped a WORK GUARANTEED FOR IS YEARS aLaxaYive. excuse ’ Painless 'jinless Extraction Free when when plates or bridge work er.’ Reckon yeou better keep yeour eye size and quality. remark.—Baltimore American. [a ordered. Consultation Free, Free. You cannot get better ie Dressed Hogs....................... 9£c pai nl ess work done anywhere. All work fully gruar- To travel East Best jov MenWomew andCVM- Her—Yes, he used to take me to the on that anchor.”____ 1 : an teed. "Modern electric equipment. Best meLvW is via the Hens and Springs/ alive....... 14c Shake Into Your Shoes theater and send me flowers and can Hens and Springs, dressed.. veu—and 0\d. Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures dy. Him—What did you do to him to painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes ............................... 15 to 16c F ailing B uilding new shoes easy; Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Turkeys, dressed 22JC ejjecis make him quit it. Her—Oh, I went Stores. T hibd *W ash . S ts . PORTLAND, OREGON To óet Ws Don ’ t accept any substitute. Sample Geese, dressed .. 15C OFFICE HOURS: 8 A: M. to 8 P. M. Sundays, 9 to L always buy the G&UUYO.&, ind married him!—Cleveland Leader. FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Ducks, dressed.. 20C V manufactured by tke “But, Willie,” said the bad boy’s Not Properly Coached. mother, “didn’t your conscience tell Mr. Tucker (having served the oth- FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO you that you were doing wrong?”' ers)—Well, Tommy, what part of the ’ “Fighting the Beef Trust" “Y-es’m,” replied Willie, “but you know chicken will you have? ig yrup o Tommy—Why, paw, you know I al you told me not to believe everything PORTLAND, OREGON. ways take the back when there’s com The Chinese Doctor SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS I hear.” pany. Medium (aftel- the seance)—-Can any This wondeful man has one size only,, regular price 50* per bottle. Oregon-Washington Limited made a life study of the one tell how spirits could have got in Portland to Chicago properties of Roots; Herbs and Barks, and to the room and moved the furniture MODERN EXPERT is giving the world thé Best for Baby and Best for Mother Chicago-Portland Special when all the doors were locked? Bright benefit of his services. « DENTISTRY Chicago, St. Louis, Etc. Boy — (raising his hand) — With skele At Prices that Defy Competition No Mercury, Poisons ton keys. TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY or Drugs Used. No Soo-Spokane-Portland Operations or Cutting An old gentleman was playing with “Train de Luxe” to St. Paul ’ COFFEEC 1 Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung, his little granddaughter one day, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private TEA SPICES' when she noticed that most of his Diseases of M n and Women. 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First Guest—Won’t you join me in and save money by calling at our office. 629 Worcester Building, Portland, Oregon Mamma—-Lucille, dearie, you have She—That’s Mr. Osborn over thert requesting young Squalls to recite? NO STUDEN TS NO GAS NO COCAINE been going to school now about a i He married a million. All work guaranteed for ten years Second Guest—But I don’t like recita week. How do you like it? He—You ddn’t say. Well, that beat tions. First Guest—Neither do ls But CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS No. 52—O9>- Little Girl—I like ft all right, mam- Solomon to a frazzle.—Boston Tran P N V 323’/^ Washington St., Cor. Sixth if the young beggar doesn’t recite he’ll THE CLEANEST script. The recess is just fine. THE MOST Established 15 years. Here to stay. sing.—New York Globe. THE UCBTEST COMFOBIÀBLE fl EN writing to advertisers please I “Pa,” said John, the other day, “I Low Holiday rates now. °ne mention this paper. free scholarship in each city. »»planted some potatoes last summer, 629 Worcester Building, Portland, Oregon and what do yoii think ca-me up?” “Potatoes, , of course,” answered Pa. A flavoring used the same as lemon or vanilla.. “Nup,” said John. “Thei;e came up a By dissolving granulated sugar in water and adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made andL drove of pigs and ate: them all.” a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold by grocers. If not send 35c for 2 oz. bottle andl “Ma,” cried Dot, “my button-shoes ^Cheapest in the recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Seattle, Wn, are hurting me.” “Why, child, no & end because it wonder,” exclaimed Ma; “you put wears longest them bn the wrong feet!” Dot looked puzzled; then said: “What will I, do, EVERY GARMENT The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa and Catarrhal fever ma? 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Show to your druggist, who will get it for you. Free Booklet, “Dis temper* Causes and Cures.” Special agents wanted. wait.” “How long must I wait?” ask SPOHN MEDICAL CO., b COSHEN, IND., U.S. A. ed John. “Till it freezes,” coolly an Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare swered Pa. goric,. Drops and Soothing' Syrups. It is Pleasant. It “John,” she said, “don’t you think contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic this talk about trial marriages, is just substance; Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhœa and Wind.- . horrid?” “Oh, I dunno.” “Why, you Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation don’t believe in them yourself, do a,nd Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the you,?” “Have to. If there’s any mar Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. riage that ain’t a trial, you just show The Children's Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. me.”—Philadelphia Ledger. Young Lady—Give me one yard of No oil heater has a higher efficien —why, haven’t I seen you before? cy or greater heating power than the. Draper’s Assistant—Oh, Maud, have Bears the Signature of you forgotten me? 1 saved your life at the seaside last summer! Young Lady (warmly)—Why, of course you did. Then you may give me two yards of the ribbon, please. (Equipped with Smokeless Device)» One day Elsie’s mother sent her to Means an unfailing water supply. It find a switch with which to chastise means that you will have the most practi With it you can go from the col<£ In Use For Over 30 Years, cal Domestic water supply system now in- ‘ her little brother, who had been teas THB CfcNTAUR tOMFANY. YY MURRAY STREET, NEW YORK CITY. use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in of the Arctic to the warmth of the ing her. After a time she returned winter, no stagnant water in summer, no Tropics in 10 minutes. water supply troubles of any sort. Tank with a dozen dr more pebbles in her placed in basemerit, out of sight and way, The new apron. • “I couldn’t find any switch, made of pressed steel, will not rust and will last a .lifetime. mamma,” she explained, “but you can Automatic You will be pleased with the LEADER a system of furnishing Domestic Water throw.-these rocks at him.” Supply. Ask for our catalogue and free Smokeless Device “Have you ever noticed,” began the booklet, “How I Solved My Water Supply Problem. ” bald gentleman, who liked to enter prevents smoking. Removed in an tain the people gathered in his corner T he L argest M anufacturer of instant (or cleaning. of the hotel - piazza, “that little men M en ’ s F ine S hoes in the W orld invariably marry large women?” “It Solid brass font holds'4 quarts of oil—sufficient to give out a glowing heat Wear W, L. Douglas comfortable, for 9 hours—solid brass wick carriers—damper top—cool handle—oil indicator. easy-walking shoes. 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