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About The amplifier. (West Linn, Oregon) 1921-current | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1942)
Jack—Aw, there too biased Bob--Biased? Jack—Yeh—whenever I go out with them its always bi-us this and bi-ug_that•_ When Pat was brought into court, the judge said, ’’What brought you in here, Pat?” ’’Two policemen,” re plied Pat. ’’Drunk, I suppose,” said the judge sympa- thetically. ”Yes, sir both of them,” returned Pat. Franklin Post. Soph: You ought to take chloroform.” Fresh: Who . teaches it?” A Ve’! y nie ”Timber1 ino” He: Dan’cih^ is in my blood. She: Then your circu lation must be bad. It hasn’t reached your feet yet. Gaston Gleam, WHY NOT GIVE MOTHER JEWELRY FOR MOTHS. CAY FROM Lady President-- VJhat book has helped you most? New MemberMy husband’s check book, Vernonia ’’Timberline” *X* # # *X* ¿j, -X- Now I lay me down to sleep The lecture’s dry, the subject dedp If he sould quit be fore I wake Give me a poke for heaven’s sake. . Vernonia ”Timberlino” -X- # « # # # # , Wolf in Lamb’s? Mary had a littielamb An Oregoni, lamb, by heck And everywhere Lthit Mary went I The ppor skp paid the checki -x- -x- # < # # -x- # # The other day, a ,v^^pany - captain said to his mdn, ’’The man .who sneaked out of barracks last night and mot a girl in the woods will step for- ward. COMPANY HALT. F, F. A. News Twelve West Linn P. F.A» members journeyed to Corvallis last Thursday morning to represent their chap ter in a state wide Future Farmers of Am erica convention at the state college• Frank Bracelin and Richard GooId, the We st Linn telega te s met with other se lected delegates whL3e the other members,Bob Donovan, Lowe11 Bruck, Raymond Schecla,Ralph Eligsen, Guy Foreman, Jerry Ryan,Paul Nikon, Floyd Berning, Wesly Belior and Bob Belieu. Bruck placed second In the sheep’ judging con test while the dairy team placed fifth. The representatives met the requirements for a Keystone Chapter which is . the highest ;aw,ahd possible. Banana peel— Boy no see-- Fatal step-— Visiting hours two--- thirty to $hree. ---------------- — Bruin PAN TORI UM CLEANERS •’I W e K n ow H ow CONDRAY'S EASY PAY TIRE STORE BICYLES 6 ACCESSORIES OREGON CITY phone 2’2 037 57 9 main st ». AUDREYS TRIKSK1RT PERMANENT PLEATS NON- CRUSHABLE ADVERTISED IN MADOMOtSELlE OREGON Mother's But Ì Once Day A Comes Year. WE have GIFTS FOR MOTHER BURMIESTER ANDRESEN i ...... k .. .. . . . .. J Ì I
