Friday, March 7, 1941
Subtle Satire
Page Three
THE AMPLIFIER
Senior Class to
Annual Staff Begins
Present Spring Fever On Class Sections
The End
(Pronounced “Suttle Satire”)
The aviation instructor, having
By GLENN CAMPBELL
delivered a lecture on parachute
The senior class has elected for
The annual staff for this year work, concluded: “And if it does
THIS WEEK FINDS: Someone
in the senior section shouting its dramatic production this year has started on class sections. n’t open—well, gentlemen, that’s
“They’re Off”—they were referr a three-act farce entitled “Spring Maxine Chaney is very ably per what is known as jumping to a
ing not to horses, but to Leroy Fever” which will be presented in forming her job as head of the conclusion!”
Adams’ suspender—a snappy fel the latter part of April.
class section department. The
This play deals with life at staff is trying to dispense with
low that Adams—Lois Heater re
ceiving a noon visit from one Brookfield college and is very some of the more common things
Del Farley—Dolores Wilken hav fast and funny. The time is the that most school annuals contain
WALTER A. LAAGE
ing far from a shortage of es day before commencement exer and give the students a more in
416 7th Street
corts—Del Langliers and Ernie cises, and all of the young men teresting book. Manager Lois
Kahle being Very attentive—Doris and women are rushing about Butler has proceeded to advance
Across from McLoughlin Park
Draper driving off with three un furiously.
some very revolutionary ideas
identified escorts in a snappy car
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one noon—Ecstasies over the mu week and here is a list of the out will make the contents of the
C. C. STORE
sic of Duke Ellington—I hear a characters to be portrayed:
book interesting. Lois also has
few got to hear him—Miss Mc
A new shipment of
Howard Brent — a senior at been working diligently on the
Whorter being given the rush by Brookfield college.
financial side of her job and
BLOUSES . . . . $1.39
the “stag line” at , a recent noon
Main St.
Oregon City
Ed Burns—a chemistry student. states that the money is selling
dance—Having nothing better to
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Vic
Lewis
—
an
art
student.
do sometimes you can have just
contract hasn’t actually been
Lou Herron—a journalism stu , signed as yet, the staff has near-
loads of fun figuring out cute
things with the first letter in dent.
| ly decided on one of the local
STANDARD MARKET
peoples names (gets you in trim
Mrs. Spangler—the landlady. I printers. On the whole the staff
for the Amp. Ad contest)—Yours
“Home of Good’Meats”
Anne Purcell—Howard’s heart is very optimistic about this
truly figured out one using the interest.
I year’s book and with the same
Main St.
Oregon City
first letter in the names of one ■ Vivian George — Vic’s heart ’ cooperation in the future as has
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group of female musketeers as throb.
j been obtained in the past the an-
follows: Bamfert, Osburne, Young i
Henry Purcell—Anne’s father, a I nual will be a big success.
—You can sure tell where their
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interests lie—cute game don’t rich manufacturer.
I
COME TO
I
Phoebe
Purcell
—
Anne
’
s
mother.
you think (I will welcome any
Maude
Corey
—
Howard
’
s
spin
j
MITCHELL'S
I
other gems you students think
up)— Notice boys, remember keep ster aunt from California.
for the best foot long
HOT DOGS in town
your hands off the fireman, even | Professor Virgil Bean — of the | |
PING PONG TABLE TOPS
if she er-I mean he is willing— zoology department.
| | MAIN ST.
OREGON CITY j
!
Dr.
Dixon
—
president
of
the
$3.95
Driving Instructor: “Driving with
both hands on the wheel is ne Brookfield college.
PHONE
cessary for safe driving”—Any
SHAKE SHOP
OSWEGO 7661
dumb Freshman (or Senior):
Compliments From
“Yeah, but it ain’t as much fun”
Oswego
Oregon
Headquarters of the
—Some of you smart “guys” that
Willamette Pharmacy
BEST MILK SHAKES
have so much to say about the
H. E. DUPUY, Prop.
in town
dirt columns after they appear in Main Street
Willamette
the Amp. should come around be
For Spring
Oswego, Oregon
fore they are printed with your
helpful hints and juicy tips.—
(Notice to a certain person who
ALLEN'S DRUG STORE
Oswego
has in it’s possession two pieces
of all kinds
Where
Courtesy
and
Supreme
Union
Service
Station
of music belonging to Yours
Quality
Go
Hand
in
Hand
SEE ...
RICHARD
MOEHNKE,
Mgr.
Truly. If she will bring them
back I will try to meet her ex OSWEGO
OREGON
TIRES
C. F. KLIPPEL
horbitant and unfair demands—
BATTERIES AND
FIRESTONE
ACCESSORIES
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AUTO SUPPLY STORE
First Street and A Avenue
WEST LINN GROCERY
7001 Main St. Phone 2-6321
Phone OS. 8676 Oswego, Ore.
“Our Aim to Please”
Groceries — Confections
SHOE REBUILDER
We Deliver
Phone 2-1281
816 MAIN STREET
Oswego Radio and
Oregon City
Oregon
Preparation for National Defense
LAKESIDE
LUMBER CO.
Sporting Goods
T. B. Carlson
Appliance Co.
Authorized R.C.A.
SALES AND SERVICE
State Street
Phone 4121
Oswego
LEVER
LEANERS
C
Extra Special Cleaning
With No Extra Cost
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DON’T LET ST. PATRICK’S
DAY GO BY WITHOUT GO
ING TO THE OREGON CITY
CREAMERY AND GETTING
SOME DELICIOUS
PISTACHIO ICE CREAM
Yes, it’s green! You can have
24 other flavors, too
Ask for "Marigold" Ice Cream
0. C. Creamery
113 6th St.
Is this Country's Immediate Problem.
Every American should Train and
Prepare Himself for some Line of Service.
West Linn Board of Education.