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Miss Bahoaincounteb Man began his insult to work-ladies
in the Garden of Eden.
Mb. Stswmd How so?
Miss Bahoaincounteb Didn't he call Eve a womant Town
Topk$.
NOTHING TO BRAG OF.
First Litui Girl (proudly) We are goin' to Europe this
summer.
Second Littlb Qiri (contemptuously) Pooh 1 Ve shust
game from dere. New York Weekly.
INTERRUPTED.
Gamer Is Miss Green engaged?
Servant I dunno if she is yet, sir. She was just gettin'
engaged when you rung the bell. I was peekin' through the
keyhole at her and Mr. Lucky. Jetler.
The women of Moore's Hill, Ind., are said to have " knocked
out" a saloon by insisting on doing their knitting there; but
many persons will take no stocldn' such, a yarn. Norristwn
Herald.
WHAT MADE HIM LATE.
School Teacher (severely) You are half an hour late this
morning.
Littlb Boy (who was " kept in " the day before) Yes'm.
It was late, yesterday, when I got home." New York Weekly.
ANXIOUS TO SUIT.
Fakib Neckties, suspenders
Baboony (haughtily) Do I look like a man who'd wear a
twenty-cent necktie?
Fakir Veil, I haf some for ten cents, mister. Texcu Sitings.
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McGuirs That's a fine dog ye have,
Mul.
MuLDooN-IIe is; I call him Matchew
maticks.
McOuirb For why?
Muldoon He underttands Aggers so
well ; when I see a thramp coming op the
road, an' I wants to sick Matchewmatics
at him, I jusht say, three times two, an'
he six. JITunwy'i Weekly.
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Portlard, Oregon.
A. B. STEII1BACH & CO,
POPULAR
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Spring and Summer
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" Did her father kick?"
" Yes, hut he missed, thank heaven ! "
Life.
Inquiring Gukst Waiter!
Waits b Yes, Bah.
I. G.-What is that you have let fall on
my bread?
W. Dat, sab., is calf's brains on toast,
eah.
I. G. (after lonjr. and careful observation)
What a deuced idiot that calf must have
been! Puck.
HERBERT BRADLEY & GO 'porters Leather & Findings.
W UUi 73 Front 8tM PORTLAND, OR
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