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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (July 12, 1890)
WEST SHORE. 888 Miss Bahoaincounteb Man began his insult to work-ladies in the Garden of Eden. Mb. Stswmd How so? Miss Bahoaincounteb Didn't he call Eve a womant Town Topk$. NOTHING TO BRAG OF. First Litui Girl (proudly) We are goin' to Europe this summer. Second Littlb Qiri (contemptuously) Pooh 1 Ve shust game from dere. New York Weekly. INTERRUPTED. Gamer Is Miss Green engaged? Servant I dunno if she is yet, sir. She was just gettin' engaged when you rung the bell. I was peekin' through the keyhole at her and Mr. Lucky. Jetler. The women of Moore's Hill, Ind., are said to have " knocked out" a saloon by insisting on doing their knitting there; but many persons will take no stocldn' such, a yarn. Norristwn Herald. WHAT MADE HIM LATE. School Teacher (severely) You are half an hour late this morning. Littlb Boy (who was " kept in " the day before) Yes'm. It was late, yesterday, when I got home." New York Weekly. ANXIOUS TO SUIT. Fakib Neckties, suspenders Baboony (haughtily) Do I look like a man who'd wear a twenty-cent necktie? Fakir Veil, I haf some for ten cents, mister. Texcu Sitings. immure in o t it fii 45 WASHINGTON ST-107-109 -lll-ENDST' POHTLANU-UH, rKXCHANOK-The " Western Banner," Kan m City, Ho., for July oontaini 123 offers. By mail tea oenU 1 11.00 per year. EVEEY ADVERTISER tamoTe of THE ADVERTISERS' GUIDE. Mailed free by BTANLEY DAY, New Market, New Jersey. . ' m J j FW MlllKi'Tin . i iiiTwn La V1 ".V .No I"n Hoops or Btl n TDM hai radically cnrd thonucdi Of MtlsaU. KlUh. I87&. Ftrfnot flt(ln tnmll rmflo all Dirts of the world. For dwriptiT mphUtNo. I and blank forMlfiiiHDMmnLun(l stwnp to tlis MMraetle Elaatle TrsuCs-IM Bununcnto Bt,, Bo FnnoUoo, Oil. sifTrniMt fltUd psrttfosUyaUbs abors t4drau,wiUiout litre saargr . From TERMINAL or INTERIOR POINTS the m Dnni l Is the line to take to All Points Eas and South G. SHINDLER FURNITURE COMPANY FURNITURE MANUFACTURERS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. Warerooms, 1M First Bt., throngh 800 ft to 167.1W Front Bt., next to 8t Charles Hotel, Portland, Or. CANINE INTELLIGENCE. McGuirs That's a fine dog ye have, Mul. MuLDooN-IIe is; I call him Matchew maticks. McOuirb For why? Muldoon He underttands Aggers so well ; when I see a thramp coming op the road, an' I wants to sick Matchewmatics at him, I jusht say, three times two, an' he six. JITunwy'i Weekly. It Is the DINING CAR BOCTE. It runs THROUGH TE8TIBULED TRAINS EVERT DAT IN THE TEAR to St. Paul and Chicago NO CHANGE OF CABS Composed of DDTCHG OAKS Unsurpassed, rULLMAJI DEAWDJO BOOM BLEEPEES Of Latest Equipment, T0UEIBT SLEEPING 0AES, Best that can be constructed and in whloh aooommodations are FREE to holders of First or Seoond Class Tickets, and ELEGANT DAT OOAOHES. 0 A OONTDnJOUS LINE wnnecting with ALL LLNE8, affording DKE0T and tnnNTEKETJPTED SERVICE. 0 Pullawn Slwper Reservations can be secur a In stdTtnoe through any Arent of the Road. THROUGH T nKFTS Wipoint, and Knrppe on be pnrohased at ut uiu lAimpany. Amerioa. England any rioket Offloe tJrFull information oonoernini rates, tlmanf A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General Passenger Agent, No. 121 First Street, corner Washington, Portlard, Oregon. A. B. STEII1BACH & CO, POPULAR Clothiers & Hatters. Spring and Summer Goods Now Ready. If you are unable to oome in person to examine oar stock of Clothing, Hats and Furnishing Goods we shall be pleased to fill your order by mail, and will use every effort to give you satisfaction. Samples, with rules for self-measurement, as well as one of our 64-page illustrated catalogues, will be sent free of charge upon application. In ordering, state if you desire sack or frock, boy's suit, long or knee pants. Orders most be accompanied by part cash. Goods can be exohanged if unsatisfactory. A. B, STMBACH & CO,, First and Morrison Sts., P. O. Box 436. PORTLAND, OBEGON. " Did her father kick?" " Yes, hut he missed, thank heaven ! " Life. Inquiring Gukst Waiter! Waits b Yes, Bah. I. G.-What is that you have let fall on my bread? W. Dat, sab., is calf's brains on toast, eah. I. G. (after lonjr. and careful observation) What a deuced idiot that calf must have been! Puck. HERBERT BRADLEY & GO 'porters Leather & Findings. W UUi 73 Front 8tM PORTLAND, OR i j-"