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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1890)
WEST SHORE. 121 FAR FROM IT. Mi. Dit.ua (looking over his rooming paper) Poor Gringo! Ilia wife Mm. Piixt (greatly moved) John, la Mm. Gringo has she joined the silent majority? Mk Biuxa The silent majority! She's going to entertain the Band of Hope Sew Ing Circle ail day to- morrow. Chicago Tri tun. FLORA ODOIUFF.KA. " Mercy, JoSn, the carjt niut be on fire somewhere!" " Oh, no. That olor cornea from one of thorn ciicara you gave me. Your brother ia smoking it In the wit room." Puek. " Last Monday morning," he began, In a solemn voice, " lat Monday morning I stopjiod here and ordered a large lint of groceriea. To-day ia Thursday .and Uiey have not come up yet." " They haven't? Oh, yea ; I remember now," replied the grocer. " What' the mute?" " You are oing ua $40, and e can fill no further order until that ia paid." " la that It?" M It la." " Tlien il'a all right I didn't know but one of your horses waa sick, a wagon amaahed op, forgetful clerk, or something of that sort That makes it sll right." Ertning Tranwript. FIRES ARE RAGING EVERYWHERE. Fimt Praia Roy We had a Are at our houe hut night Mroxo huALi. Hov Tljat ao? Fisht Praia Boy Yea. Pa fired els ter'e heau Button Cuurirr. Ham Johming, a ctbnxl cititen of Au tin, rtturned to that city after an awe of few weeks in the country. Aftr he had rot hark he was atklng I'ntU Mo how hit negro a q'ialrtnree ere coming on, and among othera Jim WtUter, who waa noted for his euilnrea. M I)idn't yer meet a funeral when yer was coming intr tjwn!" queried I'ocle Mo. " Yes, I seed dat funeral." 'Huh! IVm was Jim WtUter's oW quious, dey as " " I moot hab k noted hit D.t sin U uit time dat n!h snubbed me on de strata wLUit lrttlo' 00 da he swd me." 7Vii 11 r- 1 n n smn r" R U J . - y I r.'l tm a M r.r 4 rr Aralf kv, J. t. Rf I M 4. " ivmn m! 1 ; 1 t rtM MirMi A Mt 1 HMvft, Till WRkKI tllihfLttl Mr. J. i. WittlMM nod ( MmTmim 1. Bait it I mnaeis Honda, Jaa. f ik. utt riuia into nrn MIAkUIIRAN. TUMm! Wot Mi hnw OrnMrf day hatanUf, IJU P. av Almmi- Mm, KM. MMtlf 10 Tblfa, V, te altal . Mwnf hn Ui talltn. Ikn ftaU Ralina rl ktatilff . mU iwrnl tit dr H tn viUimiI titra charge al ui uatca and W. IL AIU I Dim tMt4, 111 'wl iiiwi uUituiM eu. lKrt oo rtatlj i l p. m. Mow pfiranr TJ.W.t u r.W.Hmlth. J.M.rrMf. WATSON, SMITH 4 Cn R E AL ESTATE BROKERS. Loans Noqotlatcd. from TKHMINiLof INHItlOH ItJlKTSlU r nni v ( II A Hiiir III! It lU llM la Uk U in M Points hi d M It la III DIHI HO CAM ROITK. Il mat TIINUtOlI VrsTIIHLKU TRAINS KVKKY DAT IM TIIK IRAN U St, Paul and Chicago (jiuiiuftuiur iai Oomposedof DIHISO 0AE3 UofvpauAd, PULLMAH DRAWIIO fiOOKBLtCfE3 Of Latest &jn!pxesl, TOURIBT E1XEPI50 CAES, IM 01 ra U jtr,u t Uk rM BMUl f t H k M m k4 W lf fin M IWru4 ( Um fUkXa. l ELEOAST DAT C0ACHE3. A 005TISC0C3 LUC rcssttiaf w;tl ALL LIII8, ejfoibf DIRECT tad U5IITE0nXD EE&VICC 4 1 4fM lkr m; AmI f lk Rm4. THROUGH rororjaiaa 4 (4tr. irrfttH Uf(t ks eu. utxi utB, rvo 4 4uJ fit.l mi . A. V CHARiTOR, imUv 0i fwMke iu. ta I c. wm a -. NEW PARK THEATRE! RmI lak a4 WkUg lu, J. P. HOWE, Lessea and Manager. POPULAR PRICES. J. T. McCARTHER, Vflr Mf ) kiktf Stt.U INVCOTf.lCNTO ii Spokane Falls, Wash. (i nf K f. ltt m frf . 4l4 frusm ttlwtuf Ik ftltf Wi.itKS m. turn ut lh iiti. ItlU U wi'ili II M 11 Mk ! m tfcal II r la lr4M f .If. ihir tik l4 U lhtr l uf lal '!. WIfauU4 Te liia. kik R !. l4 RfiUkl l'tfr flii, 4lf J.T. M4'ARTtlR. SfkM fIU. Wk. Portland 4 Willamstie Valley R. RtiUrliMi TrviiM Ut ittnm Ifcml D4 til 1 1 ILU a. , t U. 4 A l SSI m. R4m TVkvU. IS, IS 4 11 rt. OVERLAND TO CALIFORNIA, Via aVaa(ira fVIU (Wa'i Ii ThoMt. Shasta Routo. ('ItfiiftU Cirw tnit4 1 AmI Uhi lOHTLAKD A BAN fJUNCinOO; lairs tSMts rtlu4 .... m.M.IfUrnw .... lila.. fta SrM..... 1u k. m. I uaM kU k. m. ijfi rMMt( lllr, Sa4af ). IktfS 4lkifS rtUrt,,,.. srn a, ik SO) ..II'mU4..,.. II.bV ruujiAH iivrr rr KtxriniA T.4J -..-- fVj. 1. ila .... - miS lUaa ) ii j to mm ri4. Mll TrJll, (.r4 S4f. Llifl akkifS Mi.iiL..... I ) . a I rMMM . .. ;. Ai iiiMi a4 I ?.: aiaiai ua taaaf t uu a. k. Rif TJ ltiy, (Rsr lMirl. tkra itMts fUjfat .. I lb) a. il I M.Wlaatu. Sf a. m. R.kwi.'l I S a, av. jTia4 a,,ax lulfl M a aA4 Utf aM4 4 MV I tv MkV. 4ar ll.j f; Ttfc TUkaak M a.1 lf Mri4 a4 la m U t'""4 M I t'f M- k R Sia a4 liW ftiCitfU, MkM f a4 fM4 rVy.i Uragw. R, lOtBU. ft. f. RVAlCU iuaw. iMHr, a r.i.