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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 30, 1889)
301 WEST SHORE. -mm w. 'mm' NOTHING SPIRITUAL Mm. Nottakin I have concluded not to accept Mr. Carl ton's proposition. Mim Tomta aim-Why not ? Ilia worldly prospects are good. Mim Nottaxin Yes, but thote are all he ha. AN OKDKK WITH A SUPERFLUOUS CONDITION. " Waller, will you bring me aome milk with no cream on? " (Five minute. .ter)- Walter, will you plea-e Ml the own w of the cowa from which thla n.ilk ia auPHcd to have been taken that it would t well if he would place them in aleM watered pasture; and that If he doesn't he will be in danger of drowning bit trade. SURE TO DO IT. A man' dehta will overtake him no matter how far ther run behind. 3 TOO FAST. " My dear-" said he. J'Ju.tputlt'dear,'" uld .he, ' 'til after the ceremony ia THK DIFFERENCE. Fat.u. (to hie d.ughter)-F..,nle, that Mr. Johnson who ft waiting on you ia a good-for-nothing (0Wi Fawn-Why, . he ia good for fifty thousand. AT""-U U,' He I. worth more than I thought for. IT Wo HE ED WKONU END FIltST. druJnrJ,m' 1 TO dU"U"J Vn ' n0,in to on John-No, don't, Jack ; remember your mother jAca-kememU my mother T I never rememUr he, ao iLVio" 00 blg dn",k- 1,11 U bl"J " f ' TOO LATE. fazJciausCsC) w Fannii ( ing her Sister Susan's bean) Mamma says she likes you better 'n she does Mr. John son, because you don't stay so late ; but Susan savs Susan (suddenly appearing) Come, Fannie, mamnu wants you. HOW HE RECOGNIZED HIM. " There's a gentleman from New England, probably from Burton," raid a friend in Portland, the other day, pointing to a man who Mood taking deep breaths, as though a great deal of the atmosphere belonged io turn, ana turning nimseii around frequently as u to get a more gen eral benefit of the sunshine. " How do you know the man is from New England? " " Oh, I heard him say that Mount Hood was a grand object, but that it took a great deal of valuable building material to make it; and I am told that at t matler of economy he often keeps one eye closed, upon the theory that he can see about w much with one eye as with two." VERY CONSIDERATE. CiiARUK-Well, old boy, Miss Fannie was about the pretti est girl you ever had anyway. Arnold Yes she was, Charlie, and I have always regretted I stopied waiting on her. CiiARUg Well, why did you ? Arnold Ah, well-because you see, Charlie, It was her wish and I always thought too much of her to go against that I SURE TO HANG SOMEBODY. Firht Pabhunokr-Do you think the "Cronin jury" will hang anybody ? Skcond PABHKNOKR-Themselves probably, after they havi heard the testimony. ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU TURN. Ah I that would be slang to rail him I crank, 'Twere better to call him a dude and be frank; Yet, early or late, his fellows will learn He's one of those things that you turn. He curls his mustache and wears a round hat And carries a cane but preachers do that; Yet, early or late, hit fellows will learn He's one of those tilings that you turn. He flatter, himself he walks aa the goal Of many an eye-and proud of the role; yt, nevertheless, at lust he will learn He a one of those thing, that you turn. Jilt