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About The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1879)
3'6 THE WEST SHORE. October, 87g Literary feather nom do plume; How to mark table linen upset the ravy. The difference betwoon a pocket measure and a vegetarian in, one is a foot rule and the other a root fool. An umbrella that keeps Lent all the year round in altogether too rc ligioni for U8. How gullunt u man can be when he in Heutod near a colored woman in a horse car, who in perspiring and eating peppermint drops. He will resign his seat ut once. An exchange says women nevor think. Bpnd Tbiogamajig, at our elbow, Hays he don't believo it. Spring bonnets and full dresses don't plan themselves. An exchange advertises for a miss ing man who has a Soman nose. It is of no imo to waste printer's ink on this subject, ho won't bo found. (Such u noso will never turn Up. An English pupor says that our ancestors were satisfied with wash log only their hands and their faces, that Louis XIV. of Franco took only one bath in his life; that Louis XIII. is not recorded us having evor taken any, and that Mme. do Lon guevllle, with her dirty clothes, smelt sour. The other evening a lady was all dressed reudy to go out, when hor husband, wearing a beaming smile, entered, carrying a small liackuire in his hand, and said. " 1 have got a surprise for you, my dear; a lovely little present.'' "Oh ! how nice!" "Hoincthing original an ornament for tho hair, .lust sit down and let me arrange it. Now shut your oyvs until I toll you to look in the glass. You remembei rowling about the French lu.lv ma kiug such a sensation by wearing a live beetle T "Yes, indeed; is it something alivo ? How delightful!' "Well, this boats a beetle all hoi low. It' just the sweetest littlo live mouse ." The im.rossion gained by tho experiment was such that the husband says he shall not try any more jokes with his wife womou don't understand jokes. A disagreeable picture picked our pocket. This problem of love is knotty, but it's nice. Several employes of the Now York City iostolliee have acquired an excellent knowledge of French from the study of postal cards writ ten in that language. Of what use aro the Gulf of Mex ico and the Atlantic Ocean, when cotton is shipped from Galveston to New York by rail '! Tho Chinaman had a good grip on the idea when ho spoke of the cucumber ns "no belly good." Alfonso will be married early in the fall, says a news item. That was tho time chosen by Adam. Tho palmers ot the Holy Land were the original green backers. They procured their bread, when hungry, from their scrip. " Why, Alfy, what in the world aro you doing with that red paint?" exclaimed a fond mother, address ing her six-yoar-old darling. " Why," replied tho observing in nocent, "I am paintin' my noso so it II look like pap's." To what lengths has not this "Pinafore" craze gone? Reciting her Hi bio vorso tho other Sunday, a littlo miss thus rondored it: "Go to your sisters and your cousins and your aunts, thou sluggard, and be wise. Many obsequious people and some ignorant journals persist in address ing tho president or alluding to Um as "your excellency." Th title has no warrant save in toady ism. Tho president is simply tin president. It was proposed in tin convention that framed tho consti tution that the president should bo styled His Excellency, also His Ma jesty. Tho propositions were rejected. Chew Jackeon lleet Sweet X.ty Tobacco. Ptrel premium twirded to Abell for tb bait nabioeti. oarde, end retouched phutographe, t the leet State Fur. Tke Chemeketa 11. i-i. ,t Saleni. euheUutuu Hre-proof brick buildup, end it kept up in tint ci etylo by tu ontorpruinf proprietor, 8. K. Mhnt, "i irriti win .,.. -. ..... spector daU-d-Oiori 'cift flret number ot the nrst now.pi,,er Lg on the rn ! Mr c-niu.1 i.i.iL , ..""Prtnw lend, Oregon. - ou,i( p. BOUND TALIImh - Neatly bonnd volumeH r the , (Shore.- eontnlnlnir one .yer' rem?.!?1 will be Mai, , poelace p.,t, toanaiie2 KING ofthe BLOOD Tiik Most TitoRoron PuaiPiraoffjri Bi.ood Yrr DiscovBuiA Cure all Humore, from a Conimoa 1'ruptlou to the Wont ttorofala. It purlflee the Blood. It luvlgoratee tlie I.lvrr. It regulate I he Bowele. It itreuxtheiu the stomaek. It : .v. 1 virnrily in pliiee of litmritudu; ohetrfaln..' in ptiicu ot gloom, and rolmit vu-ur in puw u debility. llyipt pidn, Riliomneftft, IHftordrred liter, Ogle e'lpiitiun, NurvouH Affection, Ueuend Ik-Unty, iu hurt ell tlie nnraeioiM dim'ii in end diwmfarti cniiied by impure b'nod nro iiH-edily oonquerril If thii powrrful ourrei' ut-, the chief end wfcrtliniol ell mi i. rn or mod.ru luedlcul uiMowieKuui ur tiik blAOB, n s NAME is ITS III NT III si nif. TIO.H, n it in niynl di.penM i ul tliu Meviep.nl li.'elth, mud vunu,uilie Hie love that luik lo Um Mod, It UhieliM VI M PI. I S. SWT Kit ICt '. HCAI.V Kllt'PTI.M, I LCtBr M A 1. 11 II K A 11. I'll VKR SORI 1 ml ell S ItOI I I.IH s 1)1 Ml It. DKItN, It okcckii CONNt'NPTION In ili eiriy ii - ll. tin tretilivti'lv cured it yrbeti Tenml. It diiperve Tl'tl o II S mid (.ANt'KR eiuttel llw Huntfon'ft knife. It cure ItHOPflY. eiiernlorpurMid. It curee I 1 II I 1 I l Ii l I ss IHINKANK. It reduces in e wife iind effectual inunner ell iwll- intri, oneroid or inteinnl. It cradinitii tlie ei!.. it ol ttiurrid roio, im eitnbliiiliei e ef.und oentlitutinii. MunywrtiArnlee, mucli fnrlher lnfiirnietioeieil full direetione lor uxintf, will W found In tlm pun phlet, "Treetlnenn I .. , of tkv Uliwl,1' in eUk eecli bottle i eneloeeil. Prleefl p.-r bottle fonleinine IJouna1, or Otj W donee. Sold liy 1 leal, i in uietlieine. D. RANSOM, SON k CO., Proprictcr:. Ilnflhl,,, . t. Kmployment and Real Hntate OlhVr N. W. cor. Second and Taylor SU., PORTLAND, OKKUON. Work rurnished at short notice, Col lections promptly attended to. Real Keit ate Boantat and Mold, U. H. WAUAOK Con.t.l.le. V. HTRl'X'' eeeen- Winter Blooming Plants. Free by mall on receipt of the amount Camellia Japonic, In eli klnde 6 Aialeae, In eU klnde .am Koee. Winter Blooming . H"'1 ' 1 Rend fur ( eleloeue of eiellln! eellrettaje,,, fff KlIIIT J. irAI.UI'AV. KletUt. r . lUll'"' " Patronize Home Industry!! JOHN lTgEOE&E Cutler and Surgical Instrument Maker. JeeUei PraeasHly nen.lei eo. Ft ret 8U, bet. Salmon and Main. Portlos.
