Jacksonville post., August 29, 1924, Image 2

Jacksonville Post
FROM OUR FXCHANGES
Zane Gray has not forgot-
Friday, Aug. 29, If24
t ‘U the Rogue and the steel­
head fishing here. On Mon­
ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK
Publisher and Editor
day, Joe Wharton received
ROBERT J. COOK, Assistant
a telegram from tile noted
Publhhad Every Friday at Jacksonville. J a.
son County. Oregon
w riter in which he sought
Entered at the postoffice at Jacksonville, Oree
information
on the fishing in
aa second-class matter.
the Rogue. He asked par­
ADVERTISING RATES
Regular display adv. per inch, each iusue .
ticularly about the weather
Display adv., less than a month, per inch
conditions
in October, and
BustnesH locals, per line, each issue
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
intimated that he would take
One yzar .............. . ............. .
a trip into Currv county.
Six months.............................
1.00
Three months....... ............. . ........... 50c He is now at Liverpool,
Nova Scotia. Mr. Gray w’as
Coolidge Philosophy and hen two years ago and was
.taken out on the Rogue by,
Doctrine.
.local
fishermen. He did not
“Men do not make laws.
have
very good luck at that
Theybut discoverthem. Laws
must be justified by something time but saw some big fel-i
more than the will of the lows caught. Following his1
majority. They must rest on trip, some excellent articles
the eternal foundation of the Ion steelhead fishing in the
Rogue were published.—
majority.”
Rogue River Courier.
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“Statutes must appeal to
Chief of Police McLane
more than material welfare.
Wages won’t satisfy, be they Friday received a telegram
ever so large. Nor houses; from Grand Junction, Colo.,
nor lands; nor coupons, as follows: “Try and locate
though they fall thick as the a Mrs. Mary Smith—was
If
leaves of autumn. Man has there June 16, 1923.
a spiritual nature. Touch it, found, notify that her mother
and it must respond as the is on death bed. If any in­
magnet responds to the formation, wire at my ex­
pense.” Any one knowing
pole.”
the lady w ill confer a favor
“Do the day’s work, If by notifying Alva Lamp­
it be to protect the rights of shire, Grand Junction, Colo.
the weak, whoever objects, — Rogue River Courier.
do it. If it be to help a
powerful corporation better
Attendance at the Oregon
to serve the people, what­ Caves this season is fai ahead
ever the opposition, do that. of the same period last sea­
Expect to be called a stand­ son, according to George
patter, but don’t be a stand­ Sabin, manager of the re­
patter. Expect to be called sort. There have been 12,-
a demagogue, but don’t be a 000 people there already this
demagogue. Don’t hesitate year, 9580 having been reg­
to be as revolutionary as sci­ istered in the same period in
ence. Don’t hesitate to be 1923. The average attend­
as reactionary as the multi­ ance is better than 200 per­
plication table.”
sons a day. Last Sunday 156
saw the caverns. There is a
“Don’t expect to build up postoffice now at the resort
the weak by tearing down and mail can be sent direct
the strong. Don’t hurry to to the place. George Sabin
legislate. Give administra­ has been named postmaster.
tion a chance to catch up Mail goes up regularly.—
with legislation.”
Rogue River Courier.
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“There is no problem so
Too hot this week to m-
great but that somewhere a
dulge
in editorial writing.
man is be»ng raised up to
meet it. There is no moral
standard so high that the
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“It is only when men be-
gin to worship that they be­
gin to grow-. ”
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There is no need for
Americans to lack conti-
dence in themselves or in
their institutions, Let him
who doubts them look about
him.”
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THE OREGON STATE AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE
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■JuA Liberal and Practical s.
I ¡Education”
?
In the several pursuits and professions in life
Commerce —four departments
(B.S. degree)
Forestry —two departments
(B.S., M.S. degrees)
Mines three departments
B.S. degree)
Vocational Education—five de­
partments
(B.S., M.S degrees)
Military Science and Tactics -
five units.
(B.S. degree)
“Smile—and the World Smiles With You;
Weep and You Weep Alone.”
I woke to look upon a face
Silent, white and cold.
Oh, friend, the agony 1 felt
Can never half be told.
We’d lived together but a
year,
Too soon, it seemed, to
see
Those gentle hands out-
stretched and still,
That toiled so hard for
me.
Mv waking thoughts had
been of one
Who now to sleep
1
dropped;
’Twas hard to realize,
,
friend,
My Ingersoll had stopped! !
—Toronto Gobltn.
“Do you think young peo­
ple should be trained for
marriage?” asked Jones.
“Certainly! I always have
been opposed to sending raw
troops into battle,” snapped
Mr. Grouch.—Ex.
A group of men Were sit­
ting about the big air-tight
heater in the general I mer-
chandise store of Grandp r»a
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Hibbs. Haze Lynn elevat-
education, industrial journalism,
ed his feet and spat into the
Through the follow mg schools anil departments—
,
coal scuttle as he volunteered
this
bit of information:
The School of Basic Arts and Sciences I
“
Guess
Si Slater’s bank is in
(Art, English, public speaking, modern languages, history and sciences) J
Providing the foundation training upon which technical specialization J
pretty bad condition—’bout
is built.
to fail.”
1 he 1 en I echnical Schools
“How so?” inquired
Grandpa,
pausing in the dis­
Agriculture —thirteen dep’ts
“Father,” asked the young
(B.S., M.S. degrees)
tribution
of
the mail.
son, who was trying to make
“Wall,” said Haze, “I seen
out an English lesson, “what
Engineering-seven dep’ts
(B.S., M.S. degrees)
(
a
check
Frank Boyee wrote
is an idiom?”
|
for
$2.
It w as returned,
“An idiom, my boy, is a
Pharmacy—
marked ‘No funds.’ Now a
(B.S., Ph.C. degrees)
woman idiot.”—Ex.
bank
that ain’t able to cash a
Chemical Engineering— AGENCY FOR
I check for $2 must be pretty
(B,S,. degree)
One of those international i nigh busted.”
The training includes physical
dopesters who is always run­
social sciences, and music. Entrance
graduation requirements
“That’s so,” agreed the
and rating and organizations
«re standard. Through the usual
the College is
ning
into
the
office
with
an
rest of the loafers.—Forbes.
IL accredited to the best graduate elr •< ds in America. Student life is
M exceptionally well organized to develop ideals of leadership and ser-
inside tip on the latest de­
\ vice to the commonwealth.
—
velopment which is going to
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I fell last night and struck
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Oregon Agricultural College
hours, if not sooner, breezed my head on the piano.”
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CORVALLIS - OREGON
in yesterday afternoon to re­
“Hurt yourself?”
mark that the German situ­ “No, luckily 1 hit the soft
[pedal.”—Ex.
ation had been settled.
“They have discovered
that the German mark has
THE
finally hit the bottom,” he
Easterner: “Is it true that
explained.
there are no pennies in cir­
“And how hav>' they dis­ culation out West?”
covered that?” drawled the
0. C. DOROTHY, Proprietor
Westerner: “Quite true.
weary
editor.
We
use nothing smaller than
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A
Scotchman
was
discov
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five-cent pieces out there.”
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Easterner: “What do peo­
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he answered.—Kablegram. ple do when they go to
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Westerner: “They don’t
The wife and daughter of
Soft Drinks, Cigars, Candies, Nuts, Ice Cream, Etc.
Lieutenant Berry, of the I g°”
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J Great Lakes naval training
station, approaching a gate
to the station were halted by • “Yes, father,” said the
a sentry on duty there who young man just out of col­
had orders to allow no one lege, “I’ve graduatedand my
education is complete. I
to enter by that gate.
s’pose I know about every­
FOR
“Sorry, but you’ll have to
thing worth knowing, now
go around to the main gate.” j 1 must find, a large field
“Oh, but we’re the Ber­
where I can use it to the
Also Selling Out Several of Those to Make Room
rys.”
best
advantage.”
for W inter Stock.
“Lady, 1 don’t care if
“Son,” replied the father,
you’re the cat’s meow, you
“there is a ten-acre corn
The Workmen’s Clothing and Shoe Store can’t go through this gate.” field, and you kin have it all
—Ex.
to yourself.”-—Ex.
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John Pappas, Prop.
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“It is not a change that is
needed in our Constitution
and laws so much as there is
need of living in accordance
with them.”
For hours they had been
together on her front porch. 1 Little Jimmy (to new
The moon cast its tender l caller): “Can’t you talk,
gleam down on the young Mister; really, can’t you
and handsome couple who talk?”
New Caller:
1
“Certainly,
sat strangely far apart. Fie
my
boy.
W hy do you ask?”
sighed. Finally:
Little
Jimmy
(disappoint­
“I wish I had money,
ed):
“
Why,
sister
said you
dear,’’ he said, “I’d travel.”
Impulsively, she slipped were too dumb for words.”
her hand into his; then, ris­ —Reel.
ing swiftly, she sped into the
house.
Judge: “Twenty days for
Aghast, he looked at his
vagrancy. Lock him up.”
Are best in the long run
hand. In his palm lay a
Prisoner:
“But, your
nickel. —Ex.
Honor, 1 am not as corrupt
as Sw if t, as dissipated as Poe,
He: “W hat did you say as depraved as Byron, or as
your age was?”
pervert as—”
She:
“
Well,
I
didn
’
t
say;
Judge: “That will do.
Real Estate for Sale.
but I’ve just reached twenty- Get the names of those
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Seiling out ranches, $2 per acre up; one.
1 other fellows, Dan, and bring
“Is that so? What de­ them in. They’re a bad
10 years time. Ranches for rent.
tained
you?”—Ex.
t lot.”—Ex.
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Realty
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“The law of life, the law
of progress, is the law of
obedience, the law of ser-
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“Education which is not
based on religion and char­
acter is not education.”
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