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About Jacksonville post. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1906-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 8, 1924)
Jacksonville Post certainly not representative and so does folly. P But pro- promotion of human happi- of scriptural students in gen- hibition will prevail :i in the - l ness. ---- .---------- And this .. the law, and Friday, Aug. 8, 1924 era), has availed himself of ®°d^ because^it . is sane, and not the _ ' millenium, win decent, and designed for the have accomplished. the ruse. He believes that ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK Publisher and Editor the millenium is dawning, ROBERT J. COOK, Assistant that “millions that now live “Smile—and the World Smiles With You; will never die,” but he does Weep and You Weep Alone.” . . Batored at the po*toffice at Jacksonville, Oregon not believe in the Volstead a« second-class matter. act. Just how he recon ADVERTISING KATES ciles his religion and his Beralar display adv. per inch, each issue ... 20c Flea: “Been on a hike?” i Prpf.: “Give me a sen- Display adv., less than a month, per inch----- 26c opinion respecting prohibi Buaiaees locate, per line, each issue................. 10c Tick: “No, on a tramp.” tence with the word ‘boy tion is not readily apparent. SUBSCRIPTION RATES cott’ in it, used correctly.” On« yiar........ ................................... _$2.00 And, anyway, it is imma Pupil: “Farmer Jones Six tnonthi............................ l.«MJ terial. Short-sighted Lady (in Three months...... ................. 50c chased his son and didn’t The old argument that grocery): “Is that the head catch him until his boy cheese over there?” Judging by reports reach- man has no riKht to inter* caught on a wire fence.”— fere with the liberties grant Salesman: “No, ma’am; Sun Dial. ing this office, Medford, that’s one of his assistants.” while investigating the cause ed him by providence, again Kabo Coratta ‘ advanced by this pious dis of impure city water, might do well to look into the putant, leads directly to the Golfer: “Doctor, you re The notice in the rooms “sour grapes” epidemic, of definition of liberty. It was member you recommended of hotels which reads, “Have golf to take my mind off my which a few cases seem to once regarded ag the indis you left anything?” should work?” putable right of any man to still exist. be changed to “Have you Doctor: “Yes.” We know the leading peo take the law into his own anything left?”—Ex. hands, to make war on his Golfer: “Well, can you ple of Medford are not at prescribe something now to tempting to keep strangers neighbor, to slay and to burn. from visiting other parts of These “privileges” of the “She asked me to kiss her get it back again?”—Life. the valley, but there is an good old days are no longer on either cheek.” element over there doing regarded as such. They are “Which one did you kiss?” A young man with a pretty The 1924 models are a revelation in that very thing. A stranger defined as major crimes and “I hesitated a long time but flirtatious fiance wrote are known as murder and might be led to believe that between them.”—Ex. beauty, at absurdly low prices. to a rival: “I hear you have Medford is an oasis in a arson. In the degree that been kissing my girl. Come desert. Recently a man men have widened and to my office at eleven on strengthened the moral code Soph.: “Why does a stork from the East on his way Saturday; I want to have stand on one foot?” to visit Jacksonville was ad has civilization progressed. The liberty of yesterday isthe Freshie: “I’ll bite, why this out.” vised that such a visit would His reply was: “I have does he?” be a waste of time, that this licence of today, in the eye of Soph.: “If he’d lift the received your circular letter, town was dead and that they the law and the considera tion of conscience, and prop-| other foot he’d fall down.” and will be at the meeting.” were planning to build a fence around it. He wasn t erly so. Of the several evil told that this was the county old fetishes of self-indulg XXXXXXXXXXXXXSOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A Negro who- was with “Pardon m e, Professor, seat and had a delightful cli ence that enslaved man and the army in France was beat retarded his advancement, but last night your daughter mate and that Medford liquor is almost the last to accepted my proposal, and I ing it for the back areas as folks liked to come over AGENCY FOR !| totter. Argument cannot wish to ask if there is any fast as he could go when he here in mid-summer to cool bolster it up. No valid ar was stopped by a white of insanity in your family.” off. (We notice a lot of ficer. Professor: “I didn’t know them have been using our gument supports it. “Don’t delay me, suh,” It is argued by this most it before, but there must be.” fine new highway to do that said the Negro, “I’s gotta paradoxical fellow that he very thing, and incidentally be on my way.” to get a drink of good is not his brother’s keeper. Society is founded upon the “Boy,” said the officer, A microbe, born at 11:37 water.) a. m., died at 11:56 the same “do you know who I am? This “sour grapes”, just conviction that he is, or at least that his more respons morning, leaving 107,358,- I’m a general.” because the county seat be ible fellows are. If indulg “Lordyl” exclaimed the 649 descendents, without lieves in public improve ence in liquor, to the degree Negro, taking a second look. visible means of support. ments that will benefit the and J of drunkenness and irre “ You sure is!” I musta Look out for them. They whole valley, is, to use an think the world owes them been travelin’ some, ’cause I THE old-fashioned expression, an sponsibility, were not fraught with grave consequences for didn’t think I’d got back a living.—The Gideon. Films and Camera Supplies Nowon Hand 8 attempt to “cut off their society, it is more than prob that far yit.”—Kablegram. nose to spite their face.” Jacksonville proved her able that no voice would 0. C. DOROTHY, Proprietor A chap was arrested for self to be very much alive have been raised against ^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOeOOOOOOOOC assault and battery and COUNTRY CLUB AND ROYAL CLUB An Irishman was newly when she got the road paved drink. But though the in brought u p before the employed at a lumber office. dividual paid, he did not pay BEST COFFEE ON THE MARKET in the face of the opposition judge. The proprietors of the com Fresh Eggs, Bread, Meat Product«, Cereal«, FullJLine of Canned Goods and we were fortunate in the full score. Society paid Judge (toprisoner) “ What in numberless ways — through pany were young men and having as county judge a BARBER SHOP IN CONNECTION is your name, your occupa decided to have some fun poverty, disease, insanity, man who has more than a The Place to Go For tion and what are you with the new Irish hand. one-track mind — Judge lowered efficiency, economic Soft Drinks, Cigars, Candies, Nuts, Ice Cream, Etc. charged with?” waste, and stimulated crime. Pat was duly left in charge Gardner. FRESH ROASTED PEANUTS AND POPCORN Prisoner: “My name is of the office, with instruc Perceiving that these settle We were told that Cen Sparks, I am an electrician, tions to take all orders which tral Point didn’t amount to ments were inseparable from . and I am charged with bat- might come in during their much—that Medford had the traffic, the American tery.” absence. Going to a nearby literally swallowed it. Our people endorsed prohibition. Judge: “Officer, put this drug store, they proceeded 1'he price of pleasure ran curiosity was aroused. We man in a dry cell.—United to call up the lumber com went over there one day and too high. There stood the FOR Mine Workers Journal. pany’s office, and the follow found a live set of business fiddler when the dance was done, waiting for his fee. ing conversation ensued; folks serving their territory “Hello! Is that the East and evidently doing a good There are scores of self in The clerk came forward Also Selling Out Several of Those to Make Room dulgences that are banned business. to attend to the nervous old Side Lumber Company?” for Winter Stock. We like to see every town by the law, as liquor is, for “Yes, sir. And what customer who was mopping in the valley prosper. It is the reason that they threaten would you be havin ’?” The Workmen’s Clothing and Shoe Store his bald and shining head “Take an order, will you?” a good advertisement for the not only the safety of the with a big silk handkerchief. individual but that of the so valley. “Sure. That’s what I’m John Pappas, Prop. “I want a little help in the cial structure. We are our What'« the use of always knockin', here for.” way of a suggestion, ” said brother’s keeper. ■ Makin' differences last? the old fellow. “I intend What’« the use of always hammerin'. “Please 9end me up a 'The president of the Bible — Diggin' up the past? going to the French Stu thousand knot holes.” Students’ Association, how Boost each other; boost the Valley, dents ’ masquerade ball to “What’s that?” Lay aside the sword; ever, having solemnly assert ••All for each and each for all”— night, and I want a distinctly ed prohibition to be wrong “One thousand knot Co-operation is the word. original costume—something holes.” in principle, eats his own ♦ ♦ ♦ I may be sure no one else words by expressing the “Well, now, an’ ain’t that will wear. What would HIS BROTHER ’S KEEPER opinion that enforcement . a bloomin ’ shame. I’m sorry, you suggest?” (From the Portland Oregonian) laws will eventually become but we’re just out of them.” Of late the suspicion has fully effective, through the The clerk looked him “How’s that?” arisen that seekers after pub gradual disappearance of the over attentively, bestowing “Just sold them to a new licity find it easiest to obtain desire for alcohol. This is special notice on the gleam brewery. ” through denunciation of the all that any friend of prohi ing knob. prohibition law. It grieves bition ever has claimed. We “To a brewery. What do “Well, I’ll tell you,” he us to observe thtt the presi stand now in the welter and Are best in the long run they want with them?” said, thoughtfully, “why dent of a certain religious turmoil of the transition. “By golly, an’ they use don’t you sugar your head sect, styling itself a “Bible An evil so old as this dies and go as a pill?”—Kable- them for bungholes in bar Students* Association,” but hard. 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