Jacksonville post., July 18, 1924, Image 2

Jacksonville Post
lish all the news. Some day
What i black ¿ind white and red (read)
you may feel thankful when
Friday, July 18, 1924
you scan these pages and dis­ all over? T1 ie Jacksonville Post.
cover that we haven’t print­ This question may be a “chestnut” but the answer is not.
ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK
Publisher and Editor
ed it all. The object of this
ROBERT J. COOK,
“Smile- -and the World Smiles With You;
paper is to help build up— a
Published Every Friday at Jacksonville, Jack
not to makg the way of the
son County, Oregon.
Weep and You W eep Alone.” .
Entered at the poatoffice at Jacksonville. Oregon transgressor more difficult.
z
an second-class matter.
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Mrs. Ora Baker has been
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ill, but is improving.
j What is worse than find­
LEVS BE REAL NEIGHBORS
M rs. Wm. Finney has
Some one has said that been serving as matron at
Mr. Shively: “The laws ing a worm in an Apple?
Answer: Finding half a
what we get out of life de­ the county jail.
of gravity keep us from fall-
Kabo
pends largely upon what we
ing off the earth when we worm.
Corsets
Ward Jeter, who has been I
put into it. T his is very true, employed by Sumy Brothers,
are upside down.”
and yet there are instances is leaving to do some mining
Perplexed student: “But
Guest: “What a splendid
when we cast our “pearls be­ on Elliott Creek.
how did folks stick on be­ dinner. Don’t often get as
fore that law was passed?" t good a meal as this.”
fore swine.”
Miss
Rena
Rapp,
after
Sometimes a community
Little Willie (son of the
welcomes a stranger—offers spending two months u ith
host):
“We don't either.”
him an opportunity to es­ relatives in our city, re­
An old Quaker couple had (
tablish a home and live in turned Monday to her home
been discussing their neigh­
contentment and peace. at Baker City.
bors and, after a long silence, | Henry: “If 1 kissed you,
A good citizen appreciates
Rev. and Mrs. Edgar are
the husband said: “Mary, would you give it away to
such an opportunity, strives in Eugene attending the
it appears that everyone is your father?”
1924
mo
léis
are
a
revelation
in
Marie: “Of course not.
to be a good neighbor and Presbyterian church synod,
queer but me and thee—and
—sometimes—I think thou
hat do you think he wants
live at peace with those which lasts a week, the last
beauty, at absurdly low p:ices.
about him. If he lias cause day being next Wednesday.
art a little peculiar.”
" with your kisses?
’’
3 ’
to feefthat his neighbor is
Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Wil­
imposing upon him (and
Somebody has written a
son, Mrs. H. W. Fick and
Smith, the fruit farmer,
most of us, being human,
book entitled:
Carl and Thelma Larsen
and Jones, a manufacturer’s
have a tendency to impose
“What Shall My Son Be?”
drove to Applegate Sunday
agent, were talking shop to­
upon those about us if» they
Upon which some one
and enjoyed picnicking on
gether.
will permit it—and, in fact,
remarked:
the river.
“I can never understand,”
we sometimes impose most
“If the boy is as bad as the
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•J0..1000ÎWÎQOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO said Jones, “how you man­
W. A. Bishop, who was
upon those we love best), he
book, the chances are that
ÍS
age to use such an enormous
will go to him and talk the seriously injured while load­
he will be hanged.”
quantity of pears and
matter over and try to avoid ing freight last week, has re­
peaches.”
anything that my lead to ill turned from the hospital and j c
AGENCY FOR
“Well,” Smith answered,
will. He does not “carry is able to be out again. He
A city grocer told more
“
We
sell
what
we
can,
and
had
several
ribs
broken
and
a chip on his shoulder.”
than he meant to in his
When he thinks of his rights is not enjoying convalescence.
and
5 can what we can’t.”*
Christmas advertisement—
“Ah,” replied the other,
he thinks also of the rights
Apples, Oranges, Import­
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert
“that’s about what we do!” ed Nuts, Fruit Cake.
of his neighbors. He be­
Crouch and son and daugh­
lieves in the injunction,
Shop Now and Avoid the
Films and Camera Supplies Now on Hand 8 “What’s that?”
ter of Grass Valley, Calif.,
“We sell an order when Rush.
“Thou shalt love the Lord
were calling on old friends
we can sell it, and when we
thy God . . . and thy
Remember, the early bird
in Jacksonville Tuesday.!
can
’t we can-cel it!”
neighbor as thyself.” These
gets
the worm.
Mr. Crouch was one of the 3<x>oo<xxx>a<xx2oooœocctxx)oooooœcc-.'oœocoooooooQoooooc
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are essentials of good citizen­
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men who built the cyanide
ship in America.
plant here and many will re­
The Rockford (Ill.) Reg­ Sunday school teacher:
THE
Then, sometimes, there member Mrs. Crouch, who
ister-Gazette published the '“Willie, how many Com­
comes to a community a taught primary in our pub­
following recipe for home­ mandments are there?”
man, (or woman) who has a lic schools.
brew:
Willie: “Ten.”
wrong attitude toward life.
“
Chase
a
frog
ten
miles
0. C. DOROTHY, Proprietor
Rev. E. H. Edgar and
Teacher: “That’s right.
“He is never so happy as
and gather up the hops. To If you broke one of them
wife
of
Jacksonville,
Rev.
E.
COUNTRY
CLUB
AM)
ROYAL
CLUB
when he is unhappy”—at
the hops add ten gallons of what would happen?”
BEST COFFEE ON THE MARKET
least, he is never so happy P. Lawrence and E. E. Gore
water, half a bushel of tan
Willie: “There would be
Fresh Eggs, Bread, Meat Products, Cereals, FulFLine of Canned Goods
as when he is annoying some­ of Medford leave tomorrow
bark,
half a pint of shellac nine left.”
morning
to
attend
the
meet
­
one. He is never at peace
BARBER SHOP IN CONNECTION
and a quart of home-made
ing
of
the
Presbyterian
with himself, his family or
The Place to Go For
soft
soap. Boil the mixture
his neighbors. He is, to say synod which meets for eight
Soft Drinks, Cigars, Candies, Nuts, fee Cream, Etc.
thirty-six
hours and strain' i It was during the impan­
the least, not well poised. days at Eugene, being en­
FRESH ROAST) I) PEANUTS AND POPCORN
through an I. W. W. sock eling of a jury; the follow­
He delights in sowing an an­ tertained by the university
to keep it from working. ing colloquy occurred:
noyance so that he may have and the Presbyterian church
Bottle when cool and add a
Y ou are a property
the joy of appearing in court. of Eugene.—T uesday’s Mail-
grasshopper to each bottle holder?”
He forgets to obey the com­ Tribune.
to give it a kick. After
“Yes, your honor.”
mand, “If thv brother smite
drinking the first bottle call
Miss Margaret Beatty,
Married or single?”
thee on one cheek, turn un­
an undertaker.”
who so ably assisted with
“
I have been married for
to him the other also.” If
type-setting in T he Post of­
five
years, your honor.”
he could oidy see that the
fice two days each week,
“Have you formed or ex­
real joy of living comes
Professor (attempting toi
pressed
any opinion?”
informed
us
Tuesday
that
through service!
JUOW
be witty in geometry class):
“Not for five years, your
On our motor trip from she, with her parents, broth­
“And can any of you gentle­ honor.”
Illinois to Oregon in May ers and sisters, plan to leave
men tell me where has my|
we passed many ideal places Monday for their home at
polygon?”
out in the deserts for folks Ingomar, Mont. They have
Wisecracker (in thertar):
You can now 'tain stopover priveleges on
Just a matter of punctua-
15-J > roundi ¡ tickets between stations in
who hate neighbors, hate been visitsng Mrs. Beatty’s
“Up the geomtree, sir.” , tion—
Cic.-.on which are served by Southern Pacific
churches, hate music- out parents on Palmer ranch
En aged colored man was
1 he printer set up a poster
Lines.
where they might live on
arrested
for
illicit
distilling
to
advertise an address by a
near Central Point. Miss
This is a nc
rvice which means much tc
alkali sand and cactus, u ith
of liquor and while loudly militant suffragette. Her
you in added c<. enience.
perhaps a lizard for dessert, Beatty helped pay her ex­
protesting his innocence was subject was, “Woman:
In addition
*cial week-end roundtrip
and where they may curse penses through high school
Without Her, Man Would
ti ■'
*rom
itions to Portland are on
taken before the judge for
the beloved institutions of by assisting in a printing of­
Be a Savage.” When the
s Friu.iys, :. Jays and Sundays, the iinai
our America and know that fice and now plans to take a
the preliminary hearing.
return limit be
the following Tuesday.
speaker called for the post­
no human ear will hear college course the same wav.
Judge: “Prisoner, what ers the proofreader had to
And, of con
you know how much less it
and where they may be as­ We wish her success.
costs to travel on Southern Pacific trains than
is your name?”
leave town suddenly, for the
sured that when illness
it < 'cs to ;o in : v other way, comparable in
Prisoner: “My name is darning sheets read, “Wom­
comes and death is near, no
convenience and omfort.
Joshua, jedge: Joshua.”
an, Without Her Man,
kind neighbor will be near
Sw any <• it for full information
Judge:
“
Aha!
Are you Would Be a Savage.”
to offer a word of comfort.
the
Joshua
who
made the
In Jacksonville, let us be
“Smile a while? for when
all for each and each for the
sun stand still?”
you smile another smiles, and
i
the good of the community.
W. A. BISHOP, Prop.
ADORI. S AND TELEPHONE
Prisoner: “No sar, jedge. soon there are miles and
»
Moving
and
all
kinds
of
No sar! Ise da Joshua what miles of smiles—because you
We repeat: Don’t com-
freight handled.
jiiaiu because we don’t pub-|
Ai. Montgoibery, Agent, Medford
made da moonshine still.”
Isruiled.”
Be Comfortable and Work Better
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J A CKSONVILLE CASH STORE
Jacksonville, Ore
Jacksonville Pharmacy
NYALS, SANTOX
A. D. S. LINES
( Try the Drug Store First"
Chocolate Corner
noun
Lee il Fares
Jacksonville
Southern Pacific
Freight Line
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