Jacksonville post., April 13, 1923, Image 3

PADTI AN!)
rUKILMHU
OFFERS A MARKET
FOR YOUR PRODUCE
MAID O’CLOVER
Popcorn and Pink
Lemonade
BUTTER—ICE CREAM
MUTUAL CREAMERY CO., Portland.
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NORTONIA HOTEL
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barrussed and avoided looking directly
at Caroline, whose own cheeks were
Jane Thomas
roay.
Billy unintentionally Increased the ♦♦++*-H-¿.***************+*4
tension. “I guess,” he began Impor­
tantly, "you're glad. Miss Caroline, I
told you my Uncle Jack was going to
take me to the circus. I guess—”
“Caroline I
Did you—did
you
know—"
“It was a satisfactory circus," said
Caroline. “Wasn't It?”
“Oh, Caroline," said Jack humbly,
so low that the children couldn’t hear,
•ven If they had not been comparing
notes, "I’m sorry for all I said that
afternoon. Take me back and I’ll—
I’ll be office boy 1”
But Caroline, who still retained a
thrilling memory of the feel of Jack's
arm about her waist, shook her heud
gently. "Let's go into partnership,"
she murmured, "and freeze out the
others 1”
"Don't forget, Uncle Jack," remind­
ed Billy, whose upbringing was dletetl-
cally perfect. "I can have some pop­
corn and pink lemonade. It’s a spe­
cial occasion, you know 1"
“A special occasion? I’ll say It Is,
old man I” exclaimed his uncle fer­
vently.
"Well," said Uncle Jack at the
breakfast table, as he uufolded hie
napkin with one flick, "I suppose next
week I have to wake a sacrifice of
Portland. Oregon
myself, neglect my business, aud waste
VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS
the whole of a rare June afternoon.
Complete Change Saturday. Adulta. Matinee, 20c:
Evenings, 39c. Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children
How about It, Billy?"
10 cents all times.
His young nephew, at the sound of
bls name, lifted uncomprehending
S ä 1-«
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_______________________________________ Open 7 a. m. to ¿ l . m.. 364 Yamhill 3t i eyes from his matutinal egg-toast-cocoa
combination. “What you say, Uncle
Jack?" he asked.
hid S ppfflh^opo»HAIR
iOS UNION »VENUI NORTH, PORTLAND, OREGON.
CASCARA BARK
“Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. At
Writ, for Price. and Shipping Tuva
Address Department B
least, nothing of Importance. I mere­
ly remarked”—here this exasperating
young man paused, then added im­
Now is the time to market
pressively—"that the circus, the really,
capons. We are pioneers and
largest handlers of these in the
truly circus, stupendous, unpara-
Northwest.
Write
us.
Portland, Oregon
lelled—”
"Circus, Uncle Jack? Circus? Oh,
gosh, Uncle Jack, going to take me?”
RHEUMATISM
Now the reader must be immediate­
Jack Kins Cure« it
ly disabused regarding Uncle Jack's ON THE BERKELEY CAMPUS
iaatiun free, 1 207 Dekum bldg.. Portland, Ore
apparent reluctance to go to the clr-
i» 1 cus. Uncle Jack would rather go to Scene Presented at Unlveralty of Cali­
fornia Has Been Likened to
the circus than do almost anything
pleating special
Musical Comedy.
else, unless It were to spend the equiv­
" “
I Cut. seam, hem and machine
C
I pleat skirts ready for band.
CCntS alent hours In the company of Miss
Right Down Town
Hemstitching. picoting: and tucking.
On the University of California
Caroline Prescott—an
alternative,
EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. CO.
Park and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ore
85^_Fifth St.
Portland. Ore however, which was out of th« ques­ campus the sun blazes on a white cam­
Cheerful Larva Lobby. Well furnished rooms
panile, on the white faces of huge new
” tion.
with all modern convencienc«-«. Prices Í1.UU up. ATT E NT I ON LAD? E S
You will certainly feel at home here.
buildings, on the mountainous, smooth
Sanitary Beauty Parlors—We fix you up,
For only yesterday Jack with con­ brown bills that climb up behind the
we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your
W. J. Sofield, Manager.
combings. Join our School of Beauty siderable vehemence for him, had told
Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phone
campus, and far out through the haze,
that tantalizing young woman that he on the blue of San Francisco bay. In­
SHIP US YOUR WOOL
Broadway 6902, Portland. Oregon.
Cleaning, carding and mattresses. Crystal BRAZING, WELDING <&. CUTTING
was beastly sick of being fifth vice
Springs Woolen Mills, 760 Umatilla, Portland.
Northwest Welding & Supply Co. 88 1st St president In the firm of devoted Fetch stead of sober New England elms, are
altitudtnous, half tropical eucalyptus,
CLEANING AND DYEING
"
PATENT ATTORNEY ““«^¿ ineer
For reliable Cleaning and A Carriers for her ladyship and was with rustling, gray green leaves and
Protect that Idea with a United
Dyeing service send parcels to ready to sell out all shares at once to
aromatic scent that somehow reminds
States Patent, Others have made fortunes
us. We pay return postage.
Caroline bad re­ one of Australia or Kipling's India and
out of Patents. Why not you? Thomas
Information and prices given the latest comer.
■ llyeu, 202 Stevens Bldg., Portland, Ore.
upon request.
turned a retort discourteous, and, an­ saddle horses and slightly arrogant
ENKE’S CITY DYE WORK8 other one of the vice presidents arriv­
Established 1890__________ _
Portland
“col, n'nls" In riding clothes.
CUT FLOWERS 4 FLORAL DESIGNS ' ing inopportunely, Jack had taken an
The lawus uie spotted wlili curious,
Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St.___ abrupt departure.
low spreading, Japanese-looklng trees,
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS
Now
the
question
reasonably
arises
Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison.
and under these trees students squat
for farm produce brings producer bet­
as to Just why Jack should have ex­
FOOT CORRECTIONIST
ter returns. ............
We like ‘ to tell
‘ ” you of
I Featherweight Arch Supports made to pected any special consideration. He on the grass with their books—boys
our plan.
I order. J. E. Tryzelaar, 618 Pittock Block,
and girls from California orchard and
did so on the grounds of having vineyard country, Filipinos, Russians,
Portland, Ore.
MOLER BARBER COLLEGE
squired Caroline ever since he bad
Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn­ first held her miniature umbrella over Japs and Chinese. The campanile bells
Portland, Or.
215 Front St.
ing. Positions secured. Write for catalogue.
chime, and out of the white buildings
234 Burnside street, Portland. Ore.___________
her head on the way to kindergarten they pour In droves—there have been
”1F IT HURTS DON'T PAY.”
and of having asked her to marry him as many as 15.000 undergraduates at
Guaranteed dental work. Crowns |5.00,
Plates 615.00, Bridgework >5.00 a tooth. semi-annually ever since she was sev­ Berkeley—boys In corduroy trousers
Teeth extracted by gas. Latest modern enteen and he nineteen—some five or
and class caps, girls In pink and sky-
methods. Dr. Harry Semler, Dentist, 3rd
ind Morrison, 2nd floor Alisky Bldg., Port­ six years ago. But with each passing blue silk sweaters, In all sorts of cos­
land, Or. Write or phone for appointment. year she had added new charms and
tumes, from severe black and white
Strawberry and Raspberry Plants
Write Platers Gardens, 3912 W. Queen piquancies which attracted new admir­ collars to French heels aud picture
Ave.. Spokane, Wash., for pricelist ever- ers until It looked as If her old-time hats.
DE positively and perroa-
bearing strawberry and raspberry plants
nently cured of your Piles
companion would be crowded out of
and save money. _
In the pause between recitations you
by a highly specialized physi­
the running.
MONUMENTS-E. 3d and Pina Sta.
will see a great covey of these airy,
cian. My method is non-surg-
Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Work«.
ical, painless and GUARAN­
So much for the preliminaries which fairy coeds laughing at one end of a
TEED to cure you. Send for
PERSONAL
FREE illustrated book.
Marry if Lonely; most successful “Home helped to bring about Billy’s circus broad marble entrance, while a crowd
Maker”; hundreds rich; confidential; trip. Sailor-suited and exuberant, he of boys, with an earnestness and aban­
years experience; descriptions
DR/CHAS J. DEAN reliable;
free. “The Successful Club,” Mr«. Na«h, trotted along by his uncle's side and don Impossible at 11 o’clock In the
Box
5
56,
O
akland, California.__________
explored the dusty environs of the morning In the more self-conscious
2ND AND MORRISON PORTLAND,OREGON
Me NT
IS PARER WHEN WWlTtNQ
Wedding Bouquet« and Funeral Piece«
grounds, poked peanuts at the trunk­ East, are roaring "close” harmony at
Lubliner Florists, 348 Morrison St
waving elephants, gazed rapturously the other. To anyone accustomed to
at
South American anteaters and Aus­ the stern monasticism of Cambridge
the Idea that a certain time must
elapse between the filling of the B11O tralian marsupials suddenly and un­ or Princeton, It Is like a scene from n
scientifically become neighbors, and musical comedy.—Arthur Ruhl In
and opening It for use.
finally In the awed silence of expec­ Harper's.
Experiments made at the state col- tancy,
entered the big tent and headed
leges of the country Indicate that fer- for grandstand seats.
Giant Butterflies.
mentation Btarts almost as soon as the
“Walt, uncle. There's Jean. Walt,
It Is said that in the northern part
corn is placed In the silo, and that the Uncle
Jack
1"
TANK HEATERS ARE FAVORED greatest change takes place during the "Now Bill, If we expect to get our of New Guinea there are butterflies
so large that the natives hunt them
first five days after filling. After 12
seats before someone else does—never with the bow and arrow. They belong
When Milk Cows Are Watered Infre­
sat in my own seat at a circus yet, t* the species Troldes chimaera and
quently It Is Poor Policy to
Bill 1“
Supply Ice Water.
they are not only among the largest,
For Billy was tugging backward at but among the rarest butterflies In
his
uncle
’
s
hand.
“
Walt
for
Jean.
th* world. Some specimens measure
When a cow drinks water, her body
She’s hurrying like everything. Her eleven and one-half Inches across the
at once sets to work raising It, If
Aunt Caroline—”
necessary, to the same temperature as
wings.
At the name, Jack halted abruptly,
Th* males, which are very shy, are
exists normally In the body. In order
and
somewhere
In
the
back
of
his
f aii nA only at certain hours of the day
to warm the water taken In, heat la
mind
an
association
of
Ideas
began
to
and at the tops of lofty blossom-bear­
Just as necessary as It Is to warm a
form. Jean—Caroline’s niece I Yes, ing trees. The natives sometimes
kettle of water on the stove.
there they were, sure enough, although shoot the butterflies with four-pronged
To provide the heat necessary, the
from Caroline’s unconcern he felt sure arrows, and sometimes capture them
blood and Internal organs give up a
she had not seen him. Fresh and cool In nets made of spiders' webs. The
portion of their supply until more Is
In green linen and wide hat. Lord 1 first specimens were taken to London
supplied from food previously con­
how attractive she was and what a not so long ago by Meek, who had
sumed. As the milk cow Is a heavy
darn shame he couldn't follow his im­ spent mor* than twenty years tn New
consumer of water, much heat Is re­
pulse to rush wildly over. Yet dignity Guinea hunting rare varieties of birds
quired to warm It. Consequently when
demanded that he stick by his guns.
and Insects for American and Euro­
cows are allowed to drink water that
Through the performance which fol­ pean collections.—Washington Star.
Is very cold, a high percentage of the
lowed, Jack was quite as conscious
feed eaten is required to hent It. If
thut Caroline was sitting directly In
MonooyMable Language.
it Is true that some heat Is being days, fermentation Is practically com­ back of him, three rows up, as If he
In the monosyllabic languages the
given off from the body all the time plete, and the silage undergoes very had bad eyes in the back of his head,
words are composed of simple mono­
and when the amount of water taken little modification after two weeks.
or as If Billy hadn't told him. He
In at one time Is small the loss Is un­
Some farmers do not know that sil­ held himself stiffly and refused to re­ syllabic roots Isolated, and, as a rule,
important. But when the cows are age will keep for a long time. Ex­ lax even at the utmost efforts of Rear­ Independent of one another. In this
watered only once or twice dally, and periments indicate that silage is as human monkeys or bouncing clowns. elementary form of language, the root
then get near Ice water, they are like­ palatable after several years as that Why had Caroline come to the circus words correspond In their essence
ly to suffer Injury and more feed Is which has been kept only a few without bringing along at least one of with general conceptions only, and
are unrestricted by any notions of
necessary. Stated briefly, it Is a ques­ months.
her escorts?
person,
gender, number, time, mood,
tion of balancing good feed and the
Although moldy silage apparently
The afternoon seemed as long to
cow's time digesting it. against the I does not injure mature cows, It has Jack as It was brief for Billy, but the or relationship.
The principal monosyllabic lan­
cost of a good tank heater and a few been found to affect the health of moment finally arrived when the last
palls of cobs or coal. The man Inter­ calves and horses. To be on the safe chariot race had been won, the span­ guages are the Chinese, Annamese,
Siamese, Burman and Tibetan. To
ested in getting the most out of his side, careful farmers discard the
beauty had defied death and the these may be added the Pegu In Brit­
cows and In their comfort will not moldy silage from the top of the silo. gled
laws of gravity for the last time, and ish Burma, and the Kassla, confined
expect them to be their own tank
the greatest show on earth, In a blare to a small district In the south of As­
heaters.
REAL VALUE OF DAIRY COW of trumpets, was over until evening. sam.
Jack rose, determined not to glance
SILAGE READY WHEN NEEDED Most Reliable Method It to Figure around, yet somehow or other In the
True Way to Make Discoveries.
slowly-moving crowd jamming the
Her Actual Butterfat Produc­
"Never refuse to see what you do
Mistaken Idea to Think That Certain
aisles be managed to keep always In
tion by Weight.
Time Must Elapse Before
sight a bit of green linen. Half-way not want to see or which might go
Feeding to Stock.
The most reliable way of getting at to the entrance one of those Inexpli­ against your own cherished hypoth­
the real value of a dairy cow Is to fig­ cable occurrences took place which 1 esis or against the views of authori­
What Is the best time to begin feed­ ure her actual butterfat production. arise from very small beginnings. A ties. These are just the clues to fol­
ing silage, Is a question which Is in­ I This can be done by weighing the milk muffled explosion from an automobile low up, as Is also and emphatically so
teresting many dairy farmers.
produced by each cow and by deter­ outside, the roar of a hungry lion In the thing you have never seen or heard
The specialists on live stock feeding mining the per cent of butterfat Its cage—something alarmed the mob of
1 before. The thing you cannot get
say that the time to begin using si­ through occasional tests of the milk at one of the exits. Immediately the a 1 pigeonhole for Is the finger point
lage Is when the dairyman needs It; with a Babcock tester,
spirit of panic permeated the atmos- 1 showing the way to discovery."
This advice to aclentlsts and others
they feel there is no justification for
phere. People who bad been patient­
ly waiting space to move, pressed for­ was given in a lecture by Sir Patrick
ward. Common sense Indicated that Manson, the celebrated British physi­
In a moment the place couldn't help * cian who discovered that malaria Is
but empty Itself. Yet In that moment ' caused by mosquitoes.
Department Announces Move to Cut the adoption of a policy by which large how much could happen 1
Down the Burglaries of Small.
stocks of stamps are kept at central
A Property Car.
Somehow, Jack got Billy on hfs
•r Offices.
accounting offices In eitch state by shoulder, elbowed a bit ahead, and
"You’ll never make a motor sale»
which they can reach any office within slipped his arm about a figure In green man.
”
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Washington.—To check the preva­ the state within 24 hours. Hereto- linen, "Keep tight IIO1U
..
"Why not, sir?”
hold V1
of lIlv
the /vuu
young-
lence of burglaries of the smaller and fore the stamp supplies have had to «ter,” he urged, and maiMiged to draw
"You tried to sell that movie actor a
less protected post offices, the Post be sent from Washington.
the two of them out on to a row of flivver. Instead of showing him the
Office department announced It had de­
seats.
most expensive cars we carry.”
cided to reduce the stocks of stamps In
Ancient Egyptians, at the death of
“There!
That's better!” he said.
"Don't misjudge me, boss. He Just
those offices to a minimum.
cats, embalmed them and put them “Although the trouble’s over, I Im­ wanted something on four wheels to
This has been made possible through In expensive tomb*.
agine.” Than ha began to feel am drive over a c’lff.”
SAFE AND CENTRAL—REASONABLE RATES
Excellent Cafe
Special Weekly Rates
Bus Meets All Train«
11th and Stark, Portland, Ore.
BAB’S RESTAURANT
PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL CO.
Page & Son
Capons
INFORMATION
DEPARTMENT
RITZ H O T FT.
NEW MARKETING METHODS
RUBY & CO.
PILES
D Al It Y
FACTS
WILL CUT POST OFFICE STOCKS
Although (he started out to maeter
the artist's brush, pretty Jane Thom­
as, the “movie" star, received a flat­
tering offer to go Into pictures and
proved so successful that she Is likely
to entertain the public for some time
to come. Miss Thomae weighs about
125 pounds, has dark eyes and is
equally successful in emotional and
comedy parts.
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THE RIGHT THING
Ï
After Every Meal
WRIGLEYS
In work or
play, it gives
the poise and
steadiness that
mean success.
It helps digestion,
allays thirst, keep­
ing the mouth cool
and moist, the throat
muscles relaxed
and pliant and the
nerves at ease.
,
Save the
Wrappers
ABETTER
tSCOREj
Man and the Flowers.
The fragrance of plants is not for
man's pleasure; it it- a mca"s of at­
tracting insects to fertilize them. J'lie
object of many present-day florists is
to improve a flower in its coloring,
size and substance—in short to “paint
the lily.” They cannot improve tho
fragrance, which is perhaps the reason
they seem to care so little for its dis­
appearance under their handling.—Ex­
change.
at the
Birds and Animals Exterminated.
Louis Agassiz Fuertes, the well-
known naturalist, says that about fifty
By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE
species of birds and animals have been
exterminated in the United States,
TABLE DECORATIONS while several others are on the verge
of extermination. The buffalo (or
It Is a bad plan that admits of no modi­ bison) is not extinct, there being near­
fications.—Publius Syrus.
ly 70,000 living buffaloes in the United
TT HAS been said that decorative States today.
flowers aid even more Important in
the arrangement of the dinner table
than the knives and forks; and true Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin,
It Is that the wise hostess takes as On rising and retirtig gently smear
much thought in arranging her center­ the face with Cuticura Ointment.
piece as In seeing that the silver la Wash off Ointment in five minutes
freshly polished and properly ar­ with Cuticura Soap anil hot water. It
is wonderful sometimes what Cl'.ticurf
ranged.
A fat pocketbook Is not the only will do for poor complexions, dandruff,
thing needed to make a tasteful floral itching and red rough hands.—Adv.
arrangement on the dinner table. In
Original Use of Word “Dope.”
fact, one need have very little money
The word "dope” as applied to
to spend In order to make an attrac­
tive and tasteful arrangement. An drugs comes from the Dutch “doop,”
over-elaborate arrangement Is no which in English originally meant a
longer In good taste. Towering floral thick liquid or semi-liquid. It was first
structures that really look like noth­ applied as a term for the treaclelike
ing so much as the "set pieces" that preparation of the opium smoker.
the florists prepare for far less Joyous
occasions are really quite bad, and
Jazz Records.
the careful hostess does not leave the
matter to the florist, but makes sure
Fond Mother—“Jack writes home
thnt something very simple In ar­ and says that he has broken seven of
rangement Is selected. Except for a
the college records—one of them the
children’s party or a dinner that Is
to be given. In a spirit of extreme In­ discus record.” Poor Dad—"More ex­
formality, paper decorations are not pense! I suppose I'll have to send
In good taste either. A cluster of him a check to cover the damage.”
roses or any other hothouse or garden
flowers attractively arranged In a
Tea Grown in Pennsylvania.
glass or silver vase is a charming se­
Pennsylvania has a tea crop in the
lection. The addition of ferns or snil- vicinity of the Blue Mountains region
lax adds to the effectiveness. The which largely supplants Oriental tea
vase may be placed either on a bit
of embroidered or lace-trlmmed linen In that district.
or on a mirror that reflects the flowers
Postal Employees' Holidays.
and candles so as to add to the gen
January 1, February 22, May 30, and
eral effectiveness of the arrangement.
A short time ago some of the shops Christmas are the holidays that are
offered for sale rather splendid-looking given to employees of the postoftlce
centerpiece devices that combined a department.
vase placed at the center of a sliver
standard and little bonbon or salted
Birds' Attitude in Sleep.
nut buskets that were hung up on the
Birds, wflh few exceptions, sleep
silver brackets that came out from the
standard on all sides. This was rather with their heads turned tailward over
a clever arrangement, hut It was not the back and their beaks thrust be­
In the best taste, for nowadays we neath the wing.
do not use food as part of the center
decoration, us was the case when won­
That Word "Saffron.”
derful centerpieces wait made of spun
The word "saffron” comes into the
sugar and pastry. The only exception English dictionary from tho Arabic.
to this rule Is In favor of choice fruits The Arabs use tho word “zafaran” to
occasionally combined with the flowers.
designate a species of crocus with
CP by McClur. Newspaper Syndicate.)
light purple flowers which develop In
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autumn. The plant grows in parts of
Earliest Known Machine.
The earliest known machine Is an Asia and in the south of Europe.—
Egyptian crank drill. Invented before Milwaukee Sentinel,
3000 B. C.
That's the Trouble.
A road hog can't decide which half
of the road lie wants to use.—Nash­
MEN YOU MAY MARRY
ville Tennesseean.
By E. R. PEYSER
;
“Some Baby.”
Has a man like thia ever pro­
At the time of Its birth the giraffe
posed to you?
measures six feet from its hoofs to
Symptoms: lie doesn't smoke,
the top of its head.
lie doesn’t drink, he doesn't
touch coffee, he doesn't
cards. He always has
toast for breakfast—and
milk to drink. He walks
a girlish glide, and has a con­
BALL BLUE
descending smile. He Is really
i« the finest product of its kind in the
awfully thoughtful and you like
world. Every woman who baa used
it knows this statement to be true.
It, and he has been a very ador­
able son to his widowed mother,
lie has a medium good Job and
he is quite satisfied with It, but
talks about all the big folk in
other bigger Jobs ns If he were
sorry for them. . . .
IN FACT
He Is a superior young man who
Hn«r>.OInmi«nt 1,l<--im.26 - e»»ry where, rereainp!..
feels superior.
Prescription to bride to be:
Ar.
lire Van
I ou Satkfi.il
Miisnea: ? BEHNKE-WALKER
business college
He patient with Ids great
I.
th.
blxsr.t,
most perfectly equipped
** goodness and calm.
Business Training School In th. North-
j west. Kit yourself for • higher poaltloa
Absorb thle:
with more money. Permanent poaiUou.
A SATISFIED HUMAN BEING : ! uimrrd
our Graduates.
Writ, for «atalog—Fourth and TaahlU,
IS AS MOVABLE AS THE
Portland
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ROCK OF GIBRALTAR
RIGHT TIME
Red Cross
S [Skin Tortured Babies Sleep
Mothers' Rest
After .Cuticura
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I® by McClure New.pap*r Syndl
t. )
I P. N. U.
No. 15, 1923