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About Jacksonville post. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1906-19?? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 30, 1916)
: JA CKS0N VILLE POST Official Paper of the City of Jacksonville, Oregon A weekly newspaper published every Saturday at the county seat of Jackson County, Oregon. D. W. B agshaw , Editor and Publisher Entered as second-class matter June 22, 1907, at the post office at Jacksonville Oregon, under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Lord Palmerston's Dinner. Lord Palmerston was it remarkable feeder, ns Is shown by this iieiount o. Ills table work when lie was eighty years of age. "He ate for dinner two plales of tur He soup, lie was I lien served very amply to a plale of cod ami oyster sauce lie then took a pale, afterwurd he was helped Io tw< > very greasy look ing entrees. He then dispatched a plate of roast mutton. There tlieu appeared before him the largest and. to my mind, the hardest slice of hum that ever figured on the table of a nobleman, yet It disappeared Just In time to answer the Inquiry of his but ler. ‘Snipe, my lord, or pheasant?’ He Instantly replied. Pheasant.' thus com pleting Ills ninth dish of meat at that meal." This was Lord Palmerston, who liv ed and worked like n horse till he was eighty one. and would doubtless have poured scorn upon Hie scientific slops and gruels offered to old men In our du.v. Palmerston was one that was nourished by Ills victuals and would fain liiive meat. —New York Post. * He Lost a Rib and Got a Wife By OSCAR COX It was shortly after the great united drive began on (lie part of the Fretell nnd tile English against tile Heimulis SUBSCRIPTION: One year by mail $1.50. Advertising rktes furnished on They were bringing the English wound application. ed to the rear, where the surgeons were attending to them In the recently Some Things to Anticipate Falling Limb Kills Logger constructed hospitals A young officer was carried Into one ot these hospitals, in favor If the war in Europe closes < where equipment for operating hud of the Allies, it will be more difficult been prepared In ndvnnce of the drive, Eugene, Or., Sept. 27. Ole Carson, to keep the peace with Great Britain and laid on the operating table. The for some years to come than it has for a logger employed by the Fischer- only assistant who could lie spared for a good many years past, . She will be Boutin Lumber company two miles that particular operation was a Red smarting under the cost of the war south of Marcola, was instantly killed Cross nurse. The patient was in too and will be determined to make it up by a falling limb while at work in the critical a condition to notice Ids sur in trade; bhe will resume her old swag logging camp yesterday afternoon. Ali the care, study and experience and all that roundings. Carson was aged 27 years and was ger on the sea and will be arbitary in A fragment of a shell had struck they cost does not show, but when you have the son of Mr. and Mrs. George Car- bar demands; she will crowd her boy the man in the breast and broken sev son of Springfield. His brother, Charl found out that The Electric Fan. cott to the limit and her arrogance will eral ribs, so crushing one of them that Back in Hie early eighties Dr. S. S be accentuated not by the fact that es Carson had charge of the camp the surgeon felt It necessary to re The colors do not fade Wheeler, tin electrical enginvci ot New move It When the operation was con- she will not only have a great navy, where the accident occured. ’rhe stitches hold York, wits ex| erlmelitlng with a small eluded and the patient returned to eon but in addition what she has not for The buttons stay on electric motor In Hie course of his ex seioiisiiess he feebly asked the doctor many years, indeed never has had be Exploding Gasoline Blows The buttonholes do not rip, or periments the dis-t >r conceived the what he had done. He was told of fore, a mighty trained an I seasoned The garment lose its original comfortable fitting proportions, Idea that stennilsints might be run removal of his rib He lay quiet army. We do not expect her to pick a Off Man’s Head with electricity If Hie propellers could the while the doctor attended to another Then you’ll appreciate those hidden qualities direct quarrel with the United States, be directly connected to high speed patient, and when lie returned to ob that were given to vou when vou bought but her swagger in Spanish American electric motors, doing away with all serve the condition of the first the waters will be most offensive. Marshfield, Or., Sept. 27.—Frank the gears then In use in stcnni propul man, who meanwhile had been remov The United States should keep build Alcisti, engineer of the Chandler hotel, sion Willi tills Idea in mind lie had a ed to a «-amp cot. said to him: ing fighting ships, should keen up and was instantly killed by an explosion smell screw propeller constructed mid "You say, doctor, that you have tak if possible exceed the world in prepar of gasoline fumes in a tank early this fastened it to the armature shaft of en a rib from my side.” “Yes." ing means of destruction, not only on morning and James Faulkner and Jay his small motor. To Ids surprise, tile experiment lesulted In a fine breeze of “Anil this woman," pointing to the land and sea, but beneath the sea and Doyle were injured. Alcisti had gone cooling air which more than delighted nurse, “is the result." above the land; she should introduce to the clothes cleaning establishment the experimenter, for the day was de Supposing that the patient was de the training in the simpler accomplish belonging to Doyle to do a small re cidedly hot. It is needless to add that lirious. the surgeon, not willing to ments of the soldier in our common pair job and applied the soldering torch the experiments with screw propellers fate him. assented. schools; keep up the training camps to to the gasoline tank under the floor of ended right there, and the engineer "Well, then, I suppose I'm Adam never be short of officersj that could the Doyle place before all the gas had took up the study of the electric fan. the woman is Eve. Were Adam $l¿0. and $2.00 train and lead raw soldiers —In short escaped. An explosion followed prac with the result that he soon perfected Eve married?" the device until it was a commercial while dealing with exact justice, by all tically blowing off the engineer’s head. “I don't know about that.” “Well, lu these days couples the world, be always in a position to Faulkner, who was with Alcisti under success. married. Bring it chaplain." demand justice in return for a watch the building was hurled a distance of Mill Girls and Shawls. The surgeon looked from the patient will have to be kept on Great Britain, 10 feet and badly bruised, while Doyle The working women and girls of on Russia and especially on Japan was injured in trying to quench the Lancashire and Yorkshire regard the to the nurse. She was regarding the wounded man with great anxiety. when the storm now raging on the resulting blaze. shawl ns a necessity, and especially Is “Come; hurry up." pursued the pa eastern continent shall end. this the cnse In the colliery districts. tlent. "I may not pull through this, The People’s Store A writer in an English monthly says: and 1 want Eve to Inherit my proper Men Want Higher Wages “Domestic duties, performed in vary ty. If I don't have a legal heir there'll ing temperatures, on washing days be no eml of a fight among a lot of Electric Sparks and cleaning days, in the house or vultures." (From Off Our Wireless) St. Paul, Sept. 27.—Leaders of the about the yard, nre rendered safe un Again the surgeon looked at the Brotherhood of Railroad Car Men in der the protection of a shawl. The nurse. She was very much affected If those machineguns are very effec mill girl could scarcely get on without tive, why is it thay they are so sub the northwest met in St. Paul today it It shields her between the mill ami She gave the doctor no clew ns to her willingness to be thus suddenly to discuss a plan to demand higher ject to being captured. home, winter and summer. In snow or married nml made heir presumptive wages from the Great Northern, the rain It Is easily donned ami doffed That tennis star, Kumag.ie, is anoth to a fortune. Northern Pacific, the Canadian Pacific It Is the handiest of all articles of “You're not going to die," said the er argument against Japanase immi and the Chicago, Milwaukee A St. wearing apparel ami. ns made In Eng surgeon to the patient, "at least not gration to this country. Paul railroads and recognition of the land today, la moderate In cost. A of this wound, You may get another The Germans and Italians are now union by the Great Northern. warm soft shawl would save many a that will carry you off.” at war and so often in this country “Never mind that. You do what I The car men, it is said are disgrunt racking cough nml stave off incipient Wonderful Values in Pianos, Plaÿer Pianos_ one seeB them banded together. led over the passage of the Adamson pulmonary troubles It is a tried and tell you to do. Get a chaplain.” Talking Machines, Etc. proved sanatarlnn." “Are you agreed?” asked the latter There is doubt about the existance law, providing an eight hour day for are known to carry only what \ of the nurse. of “Crocker Land” and it is not the trainmen, as they contend that the law The Onion. Still lie received no reply. But, as is good, what will endure and what only mythical real estate proposition. did not include them. ia fully worth the priced shed Our There Is nothing particularly poetical suming that with a woman silence Sherm»n- ( ^»üon- Ple Some of the leaders of the car men about the onion, but Shakespeare has gives consent, he called a hospital Some of the election predictions will easy payment t-rms place the best musical instruments within every doubtless breathe their last by the time predict that a strike will ensue if the several references to this “edible bi steward and sent him for a chaplain, .ArxOYlCS •_ -r one’s reach. Fill out the coupon demands to be formulated at the meet ennlal bulbous root." deflneil by John the voting is only a few hours old. who came from one dying man to an or write for catalogue». son simply as “a plant." The bard's other whom he thought to be dying. ?«.»O‘IJ 0Í—U Standing on tiptoes on Long’s Peak, ing should not be granted. Kneeling beside the cot. he was about comments are. however, mostly con Mr. Hughes almost comes up to Char- put“' LJ to offer a prayer when the patient in corned with the lachrymal properties, lie Fairbank’s shoulders. Bandits Burn and Swift refers to it In a cookery terrupted him. PORTLAND, Si ’’OREGON • The Roumaniacs are counted on to Nowi« “Get up. 1 don’t want to be prayed manner, advising that It be well Score in Wreck book "'T pile up a big majority in this psveho- boiled if we do not wish our kissing Into beaveu; 1 want to lie married." “Oh!" The chaplain looked at the to be spoiled. Beaumont and Fletcher, phatic ward. surgeon for an explanation. The sur however, In "The Mad Lover," make Speaking about placing the blame Laredo, Texas Sept. 27. —Bandits a direct reference to its medicinal vir geon looked at the nurse, thereby re for the war, why not make Anguria last Saturday wrecked a northbound The Portland Marke*. Forest Notes ferring the matter to her. The pa tues: the goat? National railways passenger train tient put out a hand, took hers and “The plague." One ton of coniferous wood waste drew tier toward his cot. On November 7 the “silent vote” is between Gonzales junction and San “I'll cure it with an onion.” CATTLE will produce from 15 to 25 gallons of "Proceed." said the Invalid. Luis Potosi, Mexico, resulting in the the “big noise”. 95% pure alcohol. Since the nurse offered no objection Maddening. The National Association of Dancing loss of several lives, and a few min the chaplain proceeded with the mar Cattle sales were made on a good utes later a southbound train com The farm woodlots of the United “They really fear she will become in riage service. He had barely finished Masters says that the one-step will be strong basis Monday. Receipts were a ‘ States contain about 10 per cent of the posed of passenger and freight cars sane. You see, she found a diary ho the fashionable gait this season, but when he was called upon to attend a iittle more liberal than last week. kept before by married her.” total standing timber ;n the country. mini In the agony of death and was we fear it will not supplant the side crashed head-on into the wreckage, Feeder buyers were liberal bidders as “ Ob, I see! And the awful revela which was set on fire by the bandits, about to hurry away when the groom step in Washington. Grazing experts of the Forest ser veil as killer buyers. Steers brought resulting in the loss of a score or more tions”— "tallied him. vice estimate that the cost of produc Senator Owen appears to be stand “'Revelations?' No. It was all in “Hold ou,” he said. “The bride wants as high as high as $7.00 with the bulk lives, according to T. B. Holder, Brit cipher, and she couldn't rend a word of a certificate." ing on the old familiar Democratic round $6.75. Cows were in demand ing lambs in the Northwestern states ish charge at Mexico City, who ar it.”—Loudon Tit Bits. platform, “We'll win boys, if they The chaplain, whose duties involved at $5 00 to $5.50 for the best. Bulls at $1.82 per head. rived here today. don’t buy us”. taking down farewell messages, was were as high as $4.10. Receipts $1300. Los Angeles was the first city on the Soap Economy. provided with writing materials, which The President’s scheme for adjust west coast to establish a vacation H OGS When a cake of soap is worn nearly be took out and, using the operating ing the railroad controversy resolves Naval Base Sites thin enough to break stick it to the table for a desk, wrote out a certifi camp on the National Forests. itself into the same old formula for Will Be Viewed new cake by putting both in quite cate of marriage, leaving a blank space Hog receipts were light 1909 being The stand of timber on the two finding more places on the public pay warm water, then press firmly togeth for the names. Then be turned to the yard d. The market was a brisk one great National Forests in Alaska is roll for deserving Democrats. er. When cold It will be one solid newly married couple to supply the in and went to $10.50 with the bulk $9.90 i estimated by the Forest Service as cake. Tills does away with small formation. “If statesmen write letters that Washington, Sept. 27.—The secre pieces of soap and there is no waste. to $10.00. The market closed strong. over 70 billion board feet, while the "Captain Ralph D. Chamberlin," should not be published, those are the tary of the navy advises Senator said the groom, "and Lady Gladys annual growth will, it is said, produce SHEEP ones that should be published. Ex Chamberlain that the comnrssion Penn Gaskell." Silence and Speech. pulpwool alone enough for the manu Senator Joseph W. Bailey. That’s created to investigate sites for na Both the surgeon nnd the cliaplain The chief office of silence is to bury Sheep receipts were lighter than facture of 3,00o tons of wood pulp a what W. R. Hurst thought. val bases will visit the Pacific coast all that Is evil, and the chief office of looked from the groom to the bride. day. usual with prices on a strong basis. points before reaching any conclusion. speech Is to disclose and disseminate surprised. “ Witness tills union." said the groom, The State of Washington consumes The letter was written in response to all that Is good. Let tills be done with "nnd don't you forget It We two are 225 cubic feet of wood per capita an Auto Thief Run De wo an application from Coos Bay. The sincerity and earnestness, for Its ulti by any means. We not strangers nually, which is more than twice the time of the trip has not been decided. mate benefit to character and to con wanted to be married long ago, but duct Is established beyond a doubt. And Confesses Crime average consumption for the United Lady Gladys' parents bad other plans States and six and a quarter times the for her Fate lias been a good friend to Liquot Seized on Steamer Classified. average for Germany. us in putting me Into the war and mak Klamath Falls, Or. Sept. 27.-A Teacher—Willie, you may name three ing tier a nurse But fate might have Over 98 per cent of the trees plant personal pronouns. Willie—lie. she mid done the trick without [flaying this band of robbers that hat- terrorized Aberdeen, Wash., Sept. 26.—The It. Teacher—To what would all three Adam nnd Eve game. It doesn't hurt Central and Southern Oregon for 10 ed by the Forest Service this spring at largest seizure of whiskey yet made apply? Willi«'—To a husband, wife ami Eve, but it's mighty hard on Adam 1 days, was run down in Northern Cali Hebo, Tillamook County, Oregon, on here was made last night, when local baby.—Exchange. Spies In Revolutionary Daye. Do you really think, doctor, that I can fornia last week and one of the men Siuslaw National Forest, are still liv- A curious anil unfamiliar page In and county officers went aboard the get on without her In my breast?" has confessed to the charge of steal American history shows that the treat steamer Coronado and seized about "No." replied the surgeon, "you can't ing an auto from a garage at Crescent, mg. This has been ths most success- How They Lovo Each Other! ment of the spy In Revolutionary days 50 cases of liquor consigned to a can Agnes (yawning)-Oh, dear! I feel get on without her. but you won't die Or., belonging to George L. Humph ful planting operation in the Forests • was painfully prompt and rigorous. ning company. The officers had been today ns if I wore thirty years old. without your rib." Despite the seriousness of the situ rey. who recovered the machine last of the Northwest. Every American schoolboy knows the notified that the consignment was .Mnrie— Why, what have you been do- ation nml the distressing scenes near Sunday at Dunsmuir, where the thief fate of Major Andre, but few know *TK Ing to rejuvenate yourself? - Boston aboard. It was some time before the The auto was followed them, a smile nppcnr<sl on the faces of had left it. of any others, with perhaps the ex Transcript, boxes were located because they had th«' litt)«• group, except the bride, who half way across Oregon and to Duns- Arrests at Round-up Few ception of Nathan Hale, executed by sank ou her kuees beside her newly muir by the owner. the British as a spy In the second been carefully secreted. Her Definition. year of our Revolutionary war Gener “Can you tell me what a smile liF made husliaiid mid folded him in her While rhe thieves drove the auto In Number bays Keller arms Efficiency is what makes the Admin asked a gentleman of a little girl. al Israel Putnam caught a man lurking they are said to have left a trail of B.v this marriage the bride came Into about hla [wist nt Peekskill, on the istration deprive the boys on the Bor “Yes, sir. It's the whisper of < a possession of a fine estate which oth crimes behind them. At Bend a small Hudson. A flag of truce came from der of simple cots when a Republican laugh "—London Answers, Salem, Or. Sept. 26.—The arrests erwlse would have liren picked to safe was stolen out of a store, taken Rlr Henry Clinton. claiming the pris Secretary of War would furnish every pieces by n hnmlred heirs She nursed five miles out of town and blown open; at the Pendleton Round-Up thia year oner as Lieutenant Palmer of the Brit man with a feather bed. Oh. Did It? her husband t<> health but he returned at Mount Hebron. Cal., the postoffice were far less in number than last, tab service. The answer of the stout Patience — Wluit did von think of Mr. Bryan’s campaign tour will be Bob's mustache? to the front, was «tru •k again mid ! wss robtusd and the safe dynamited according to Captain Joe Keller, who old general was brief and to the polut: Patri« e Oli, It tic- was kllleil The «-ns H rct«*rred tn In gin in September and will last until kled me Immensely Yonkers States and at Merrill, Or , a safe in a store is just back from Pendleton, where Headquarters. Au«. 7. 1777 those who know a 1 H»lll It not as »> was looted. All these jibs are credit- Edmund Palmer, an officer In the ene the opening of the cocked hat season, ma n. he served as special agent during the my’s eervlee. was taken as a spy lurking wedding Imt a <le.-i it lined «vili Cap 1 ed to these bandits. The Theosophist who claims that frontier show, and he attributes it to within our lines He has b«-en tried as a min i hnmbmlin <s mild tin rd li have 1 Nel‘her hew down the whole forest spy. condemned an a spy and shall be ex T. R is the reincarnation of J. Cessar the prohibition law. He represented t I ime mit iho rmir made a wilt at the ecuted as a spy. and the Hag Is ordered to nor come home without wood.—Servian ring«1 lertlfi'iite wn« K niu< h harder tn weakens his case bv adding that Wood- * Troverb. Quiet little tip to the Kaiser: Never the state at the request of Sheriff Til depart Immediately. Taylor. contest than the other document. ISRAEL rVTNAM. row Wilson is a superman. start anything you can’t finish. SATURDAY, SEPTEM HER 30. 1916 Taylor- IF illiams Company, Jacksonville Oregon .Every Home can have a Musical Instrument Sherman .jilay&Ca I i
