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¿■JACKSONVILLE POST-: Official Paper of the City of Jacksonville, Ore jón WATCH HER AT DINNER. Spring A Parisian Gourmet’s Way of Getting at a Woman's Age. A weekly newspaper published every Saturday at the county seat of Jackson County, Oregon. D. W. B agshaw , Editor. A Parisian gourmet thinks he hgs discovered an infallible method for Entered as second-class matter June 22, 19)7, at the post office at Jacksonville, getting gut a woman's age—watch ber at dinner. Oregon, under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. If she goes through every course, chattering till the time, and Is equal SATURDAY. APRIL 20. 1912 to au Ice after dessert, not to men tion chocolntes and crystallized fruits, SUBSCRIPTION: One year by mail 31.59. Advertising rates furnished on she is still in her teens. application. If she makes a good start with tbe hors il'oeuvres, does well with tbe caviar, salmon and such delicacies, Tha primary is over and the result is sappoiel but shows no Interest in the rest of the meal, she is between twenty and to represent the choice of the majority thirty and married. of voters. It is now up to all good citizens to forget all When she declines every other kind game, but takes some pheasant, she pe tty differences and work together for the best interests of has passed thirty, but has not yet of the whole country. In a contest of this kind all cannot reached thirty-five. After thirty-five she dotes on every be winners and the loser who bears defeat gracefully kind of game, tbe more highly Unvoted and courageously is often best off in the end. tbe better. if at the end of dinner she takes cheese, showing special partiality for The loss of the Titanic and the consequent sacrifice of the odorous Camembert, then, says the Parisian observer, there can be no hundreds of human lives is one of the greatest marine niauner of doubt about it—she is u lady uncertain age.—Paris Cor. New York disasters in the history of the world and conveys a warn-' of Sun. ing against the greed and selfishness of some of the great corporations who care more for the profits of the venture than for the safety of the passengers. Stringent laws, requiring adequate facilities for the protection of passengers lives should be enacted and rigidly enforced. THE COURT HOUSE A refinement of cruelty is tbe torture of tbe “iron glove.” ns it is cnlled, which used to be common in Morocco. A lump of quicklime is placed lq a Tax Payara man's hand, which is closed up into a MARRIAGE LICENSES fist. Then the fist is tightly bound with leather thongs-and plunged Into I Fred J. Erwin and Julia E. I Stewart, a tub of. cold water. The agony soon John Frederick Rogers and Minnie becomes extreme. The torture is con tinued for eight or ten days, until in Surber. the end mortification ensues and prob Lyle Pickel and Frances Ward. ably death. Arthur Richard Wilson and An- toynette Felts. A Barometer. circuit court “Bllggin»' friendship seems to flatter you.” NEW CASES. "It doesn’t Hatter me.” said the cyn Ellis C. Carnivell vs. Claude Garner. ■ ical statesman, “but It encourages me. Action to recover money. Complaint | He is one of those people who never filed, summons issued. trouble themselves to bo affable except Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., a cor to those who are regarded as liable to poration vs. Henry J. LaClair. Ac-1 have some pull."—Washington Star. tion to recover money. Complaint1 Where Ignorance Is Bliss. filed. Summons issued. “He married the girl lie first saw Farmers & JFruitgrowers Bank a, drying ber hair in her back yard.” c orporation vs. Al Tate et al. Suit < “Ix>ve nt first sight, eh?" “Not much! He never knew It was for an injunction. Complaint filed. Undertaking for injunction. Restrain the same girl.”—Judge’s Library. ing order. Sum mona issued. Items of Intereat to Jackson Coun»y The Wrong Change. PROBATE COURT Wife—Can yau spare me Just a little In the matter of the estate of Eli change this morning? Husband—Cer your K. Anderson, deceased. Inventory tainly! Go out and dine with both mother. The change will do us and appraisement filed. good.—London Tit-Bits. Estate of Frank C. Enos, deceased, Order appointing day for final settle- Crazy In Moderation. Wife—If I were to die. I’bil, what ment. In the matter of the estate of would you do? Phil—I'd be almost ?razy. Wife— Would you marry ngain? Christman Arnold, deceased, Order Phil—No; I wouldn't be that crazy. fixing time for final settlement. - Estate or William Jones, deceased. Unwanted Power. He— The hand (hat rocks the cradle Final account filed. Order approving .•ules the world! Don’t forget thnL same. She—Then you come in and rule tbe In the matter of the estate and world awhile I’m tired. guardianship of Deforest W. Jones, an WEIGHT OF A TRAIN. incompetent and Delbert Emerick Jones, a minor. Final account of The Dining Car Alone, Ready For guardian filed and approved. Service, Weighs 140,000 Pounde, Estate of James M. Bray, deceased. I The heaviest of all the cars In a "lim ited” train la tbe dining car, which Is Final account filed and approved. ordinarily of a weight In excess of the In the matter of the estate of Rob-1 other cars by 10,000 or 15,000 pounds. ert C. Armstrong, deceased. Inventory Between tbe car construction and the and appraisement filed. necessary kitchen equipment and ice In the matter of the estate of John box contents, a full size standard din S. Simms, deceased. Final account ing car tips the scales at 140,000 pounds when ready to make its customary di filed. Order approving same. vision run. Therefore, on tbo principle that in MARRIED cnse of collision a passenger is safer In Rogers-Surber-At the Holland Hotel in the strong, heavy conch in tbe center Medford Oregon, Wednesday April 10 af a vestlbuled train, the dining car is • good place to remain. 1912, by Rev. W. Goulder; John Fxede- A sixteen section sleeping car may rick Rogers and Minnie Surber. weigh from 110,000 to 125,000 pounds, Wilson-Felts-At the Baptist parsonage while the buffet-library car of the in Medford Oregon, Monday April 15 transcontinental type comes next in 1912, by Rev. A. A. Holmes; Arthur weight at 107,000 pounds. The bag- Richard Wilson and Antoynette Felts. gnge car, weighing 85,000 pounds, may be the lightest in a train, but tlie postal ---------------------- -------------------------------- car next to it weighs on an average The Weather. 103,000 pounds, a reclining chair car is full weight at 87,000 pounds, while tho Following is the report of U. S. Vol- ordinary passenger coach weighs 03,- unteer Cooperative Observer, E. Britt; 000 pounds. With a locomotive and tender weigh Jacksonville, for month of March, ing 260,000 pounds, one may estimate Latitude 42 deg. 18. min. north; longi by these figures the enormous weight tude 123 deg. 5 min. west. of some of the through modern railway DATE MAXI MINI- PRECP.i C H IiC. trains of seven cars.—New York Press. MUM 1........... t........... 3 ........... 4 ........... 6 .... f ........... 7 ........... H ........... • ......... 10......... 11 ........... 12 ........... is ......... 1« ......... 15 ........... 1«........... 17 ........... 18 ........... 19 ........... 2T ........... fl ......... 22 ........... 23 ........... 24 ........ 25 ......... M ........... n...... 2f 29 80 31 . ... ......... ........... ........... 52 43 61 51 62 50 80 60 M 66 66 60 60 64 47 44 49 52 47 M «0 « « 64 69 «« 66 ♦7 63 63 71 1 MUM 31 2X 21 24 :i9 36 36 28 29 26 35 37 33 34 32 34 31 34 25 25 28 32 36 30 36 34 34 » M Si TAT’N .12 .37 .04 .06 OF DAY part cloudy cloudy clear cloudy • M .91 .10 19 Hoping For ths Bost. "I expect to bo able in about five years to retiro and live on the interest of my Investments." “That's fine. But I didn't know you were making investments, Wbat are they?” "1 haven't made any so far, but I havo three vory beautiful daughters growing up."—Chicago Record-Uerald. Disappointed. .06 .03 .08 Temperature—mean max. 55:51; mean min. 81:07; mean 43.2* Max. 71 on 31; min. 21, on 3rd, greatest range 40 Precipitation — Total for month, 2.23 Greateetin 24 hour«, .91 "Tou say he was disappointed In lore?” “He certainly was.” "But I thought he married the girl he »ved.” “So he did. And then he found that two cannot live as cheaply ns one."— Hanston I’ m » You will look a good while before ecu find _ medicine for cough* and colds than Tiamberlain's Cough Remedy. It not only Ives relief—it cures. Try it when you have cough or cold, and you are certain to be 'eased with the prompt cure which it will 1'ect. For sale by all dealers. 11 belter I General Merchandise at - Taylor - Williams Co. Store Our new Spring Stock consists of a varkd assortment of the most carefully selected and unique designs in all lines The Buccaneers. Tho Iron Glove. i Originally buccaneers were peaceful English, French and Dutch settlers in the Spanish West indies, and they re ceived tlielr uurne on account of their custom of drying their meat, in the In dian fashion, on a hurran, or hurdle. The Spaniards resented strongly the intrusion of these foreigners aud made many attempts to oust them, but tbe buccaneers were a hardy set of men and crack shots with tbe musket, so they successfully resisted all tbe Span iards' attacks and obstinately remained in the islands. What it was that cause- id tbe buccaneers to abandon their i omparatlvely peaceful mode of living and take to piracy it is hard to say. Possibly the constant harrying to which they were subjected by tbe Spaniards prompted them to retaliate; but, whatever the reason, their depre dations soon rendered the passage of the Caribbean sea an undertaking of extreme dangef to merchantmen, and the word buccaneer lias come down as a synonym for robbery, murder and all the vieds. Goethe's Birthday. In August. 1818. Goethe wont h Carlsbad for the cure mid placed him self under the care of Dr. Itehbcln One morning when lie rose he request ed Charles, his domestic, to place a bottle of red wine and a glass in each of the two windows in the room. Then the poet walked round and round the apartment, stopping at each window to drink a glass of wine. When lie had nearly emptied the bot tles the doctor arrived. “Ab.” said Goethe, “you are come. Do you know it is my birthday?” "No,” said the doctor, “it is not your birthday. It falls tomorrow." i Only the production of tbe nlmannc could convince Goethe that he was a day out in his reckoning. When he discovered Ills mistake he gave vent to a strong expression and, after a long pause, turning to the doctor, said. “Then I have got drunk for nothing.” Our fair and honest prices nur it your patronage CALL AND SEE US Taylor - Williams Co Jacksonville, Oregon Contrary to Fact. The phrenologist was examining tbe bumps on Sambo's head. “Curiosity and acquisitiveness ah normally large.” Sambo rolled his eyeba’ls and show ed two rows of white Ivory. “imitativeness. causality and sclentiousness small, which with weak mouth indicates”— “Don’ you be so sbu' 'bout me bln' n weak inouf. I kin crack nuts in ma teef.”—Satire. H. C. STOCK Funeral Director and Embalmer We have just opene.l an undertaking estab lishment in the Ryan building on California street where we carry a full line of caskets, robes and everything found in a first-class establishment of this kind. Calls promptly attended. Mr. George N. Lewis has been Placed in Charge for I he Present A Pardonable Paradox. “That young son-in-law of mine, said Mr. Cumrox, “says I'm unrea- sonable. And maybe lie’s right” "What's tbe trouble?” “Before their marriage I objected to bls attentions to my daughter. Now I'm objectiug to his Inattention."— Washington Star. New Hearse Lady Attendant Plan your Vacation Now to the East Seashore or Southern Pacific Will place on sale low round trip tickets to all the principal Cities of the East, going or returning through California, or via Portland with going limit. 15 days. Final return limit October 31st Sale Dates April 25-26-27 May, 2-3-4-9-10-11-14-15-15-17-18-24-28 ment of the latest patterns In Englaud It is the custom not only in all the leading styles of for grown persons, but also for chil dren, to wear slippers In the house. Wall Paper and now have English children as well as grownups wear shoes as we lu America wear I the largest and most com rubbers, only out of doors. This Is not only a more comfortable custom with plete stock in Southern regard to footwear than ours, but It Is also more healthful. The streets Oregon. June, 1-6-7-8-13-14-15-17-18-19-20-21-24 25-27-28-29 Wear Slippers In the House. July, 2-3-6-7-11-12-15-20-22-23-26-29- 30-31 August, 1-2-3-6-7-12-15-16-22-23-29- 30-31 Sept., 4-5-6-7-8-11-12-30 Imperial Council Mystic Shrine, Los Angeles, April 30th to May 4th Newport—Yaquina Bay Offers many advantages for a seashore outing. Low fares from all points in Oregon, reasonable hotel rates, outdoor amusements and all the delights of the seashore. The New P. R. & N. Beaches i Prices Lower Than the Lowest Tillamook, Garibaldi (Bayocean), Brighton, Manhattan and Rockaway Lake Lytle, Ocean Lake Park. Twin Roeks, Tillamook Beach, and Bay City will open a new field for a summer outing. Low Round Trip Fares from all points in Oregon. I all on our nearest Agent for full information as to East Bound Ex cursion Fares, routes, stop-overs, etc., or write to JOHN M. SCOTT, General Passenger Agent, L rt Cali foroia Raiiinn. E. C. HOGSETT. Pits, and Mng, Mountains The Largest Stock Best Prices The Herb of Ferocity. Phone 276 Not a Monotonous Life. Mrs. Hoyle—Don't you find married life monotonous? Mrs. Doyle—Not a bit of it. Mv husband is a most orlgl Beware of Cousins. Cousins ure not ns simple ns they >.il man, and I am always looking for seem. The very fnct of being n cousin ward to see wbat kind of u lie he will or having n cousin is complicated. Tbe J tell when lie comes home at night.— lalssez fair* of cousinship is both elud 1 New York Press. ing nnd deluding. Cousins will becous ins even If you did not choose them. For rheumatism you will find nothing bet They enn borrow money from you, ter than Chamberlain's Liniment. Try it visit you without being nsked. tell peo and see how quickly it gives relief. For ple they belong to your family, contest sale by all deniers. your will, even fall in love with you. nnd n cousin once removed Is twice as npt to. Never completely trust n cousin; never depend on Ills not doing any of these things; never take him for granted. The "cousinly kiss" may or may not mean what it means, and cousins always do kiss, It’s part of being cousins. Not that cousins need necessarily prove perilous. Once in a blue moon they Invite you to Europe or leave you money, but that almost takes an aunt I have just seceived a ship or uncle.—Atlantic. and sidewalks and even the yards are dusty. This dust, full of germs as It Is, should not be tracked all over tho house. We would do well In the In terests of preventive medicine to pro vide slippers for our children and to Insist upon the wearing of them In the house. It Is less trouble to change from shoes to slippers, even three or four times a dhy, than It Is to cure an Illness the germ of which may have been brought Into tho nursery on tho soles of the children's shoes.—Uomo Progress. ering PORTLAND, OREGON Raisin Day April 30th. s. c. wHirrtacros Secy. and Treas. R ogue R iver V alley If you have any reason to suspect that you are too mild mannered, too A bstract -T itle C o geutle for this strenuous age, eat cat mint. Miss F. A. Barils well in her (I ncorporated ) book “The Herb Garden" says cat mint, one of the ten varieties of mint, Only new up-to-date Abstract is known as the herb of ferocity be- Plant in Jackson County. cause of the ferocious disposition It imparts. “The herb when chewed." says Miss Bardswell. "is said to make Bell Phone Jacksonville 11. the most gentle person fierce and quar Home Phone Jackson 2066 relsome. A legend Is extant of a cer Medford. Fa: Main 2511 tain executioner who could never mus Medford. 1- 356 ter up his courage to the point ct bang ing till he bad partaken of it.' Oregon Jacksonville, POST ADS I Bring Best Results t
