Jacksonville post., August 15, 1908, Image 7

A Rail Break.
Wife—Why did you give that phon­
ograph away just before we were mar­
ried? Didn’t you think I could use It?
Husband—My dear, I gave It away
to keep peace. Don’t you know that
no house Is big enough for two talking
machines?
And at the last report he was still
trying to square himself.—Detroit Free
I’less.
Recognition.
The
General Demand
ol the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of
known value; a laxative which physi­
cians could sanction for family use
becauso Its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial is effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
In action.
In supplying that demand with its
excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali­
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
That Is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is
given the preference by the Well-
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine—manufac­
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only, and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
SQUAUERSMUSTGO
Trouble Looked for Over Siletz
Reservation Contests.
OVER HUNDRED CLAIMS INVOLVED
ALL RUN DOWN.
3/iss Do da Strode, wk} had Cow-
jlt.1 < i Li
9 i i • \ . t1'
k. z / ¿
k..' a *■ ) Û*
BULLA STROHBE, 710 Rich-
’ A in >n.i S:.. Appleton, Wis., writes:
P “ W1SS
For sevei 1 years I w.'.i in a run­
Working Illa Patient*
Ambnssad >r Wu Ting 1 .-.ng w:i* once.
It is all, red. telling about a certain
selfish polilleian. lie slid: “The man
reminds me of a doctor of Shanghai. A
lunndnrili came to this doctor for ad­
vice. He could not sleep, had no appe­
tite, suffered a g > al deal from depres­
sion and never!Iielcss was taking on
tat at an alarming rate. ’Well soon
put you lit condition again,’ said the
physician. ’What you rne.l Is exercise
— good, hard exercise. Four times a
week you can come here and put in the
morning polishing my floors.’ ’But why
not my own floors’:’ the mandarin In­
quired. ‘Mine,’ s.lid the physician, 'are
larger.’ ”
down coiidit b n, a .1 I could fln 1 no re­
lief fi > u (; ■: >r* and mixliclnea. I
could not enjoy my meals, and could
not slo p at ii; lit. I bad heavy, dark
Original Settlers Declare if Eject went circles about the eyes.
“My friends were much alarmed. I
Proceedings Fail Other Means
was advised to give ]’■. rana a tri :1, and
Will Be Taken.
A I’a bl; ft anti n Whittle.
to my Joy I b: m to improvo with tho
Did you know that a short, sharp
first bottle. After taking six bottles I
felt completely cured. 1 cannot say too whistle from the mouth would stop a
Leis Lavhhneu.
Newport, Cr , Aug. 13.—Proceed­ much for l’cruns as a medicine iur rabbit? It surely dees. Next time you
“Do you think your insurance com­
ings to eject the alleged squatters on w omen in a run-down condition.”
s ‘c little Mollv Cottontail leap from her
pany is being conducted more econom­
t :e Siletz reservation claims of sever-
burrow and make off don't shoot; Just
Pe-ru-na Cid Wonders.
ically?”
a Lincoln county residents are to be
whistle. Whether from fear or curios­
Mrs. Judgo J. F. Boy er, 1121 Sherman
“I’m
of it,” answered the hope­
t .ken at once. If these are unsuccess­
ity I cannot tell, but she will stop still
ful citizen. ‘‘It doesn't send me nearly
ful, the original settlers declare other Ave., Evanston, ill., says that «he bo- in her tracks. An antelope has been
camo
run
down,
could
neither
eat
nor
as many blotters and calendars as it
m ans to dispossess the contestants
known to do likewise. An African
used to.”—Washington Star.
w 11 be taken.
Serious trouble is sleep well, and lost flesh and spirit. I’e- hunter once said that the elephant is
runadid
wonders
for
lier,
and
she
thanks
f ared.
the most timid of all animals and can
Two of the claims in dispute were Peruua for new life and strength.
Uncle Allen.
be frightened Into a cold sweat by a
originally taken by L. W. Williams,
"I've observed one thing about a foot­
mysterious noise.—New York Press.
and Frank Priest, of this city.
W. S.
race,” said Uncle Allen Sparks. "If you’ve
His II un y Buy,
MOWAlin r.. BURTON —Ansnyer rr 1 Chemi»*
Deep Sea Amenities.
got any money up on the result it always
EJTC ^t. ' RU8' Dance and
rvous imrpiisoh perma-
I 1 eau will ■ ’o ratio.
p ■ m n pri eu: < ¡ol l
he whispered, “will you mar- C ipeland and V. Jiffcott are now on ■ Silver,
; <•.•¡•J, silver, 7 : Gold,
Zinc or I a U nently cured ’■> I r. » inc’s Oreut Nerve Re­
Tho O.\ er—You’re a good deal tougher
turns out differently from what you think
th se claims. They have been ordered C&pp«r, 1. . 1. a<l. . ’..fi'.
- t- - . Aiailiii ; envelopes anti storer. Send for FEEE $2 00 tiiil bottle nn<i treatise.
it's gSng to.”
I y the origii al claimants to move and full pi ’icelist 'I’.juui ’.t’loii. Control and V in Dr. B. 11. Kline, Ld., 931 Arclx tit., Philadelphia, Fa. customer than I am.
know, Charles,” she replied. have refused. They declare that they pire work b ¿¡cited. l^ieruucu: ( arbuuuia Na
Tin* (’lam That’s all right. You do a
uoual Buuk.
I\ece.M«nry Formality.
good tL al crookoder shell game than I do.
Not Quite tlie Same.
v. i 1 stay until the eases are finally
Mrs. Ferguson—George, what do you
Miss Bute—lie told me once that I
Settled by the land office.
A Hit of Adtice.
have to do When you want to draw some
I
This,
it
is
declared,
is
the
attitude
was quite pretty.
Tills Is a bit of advice odered by tho
money out of a bank?
10
of all the contestants. The original
ARRANGE TO STOP AT
Miss Chellus—Yes, he also told me
Mr. Ferguson—You have to put some Gunnison Gazette:
I y settlers declare they will not permit
that you were quite pretty—once.—
money in the bank beforehand. That’s
Young man. if you should come
THE
CORNELIUS
tl e contestants to carry out this plan.
Philadelphia Press.
always been my evperience.
across a girl who, with a face as radi­
PARK AND ALDER STS.
Homesteaders
whose
claims
are
thus
Our Own Minstrel«.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothin;? ant as a sunflower, says as you appear
A New and Modern European Hotel, catering Byrupth-b s’ if.iedv t » use lol their ch: ldr u
A great extension of the Siberian rail­
Bones—-Mistah Johnsing, kin yo' tell threatened do not know what to make
at the door, "I will be busy for half an
particularly
to
State
people.
A
refined
place
for
luring
the tee tiling per.od.
<f
this
bold
move
by
the
“
squatters.
”
road is proposed along the River Amur, me de diff’unce ’tween de dipplymatic
hour yet, for the dishes are not wash­
ladies
visiting
the
city,
close
to
tho
shopping
and as it has met with hearty approval on inte’co'se o’ fust class powahs an’ nine " hey are certain that a hundred or
ed,
” just squat right down on the door­
center. Hates reasonable. Free Bm.
I ii the Literary W'orkshop.
the part of the present ministry, it is like­ cases o’ measles in a cullud fambly?
more of the best claims are now liable
“Brooks,” said Ki vers, who had been step and wait for iur, because somo
N. K.. CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotel) Mgr.
ly to be constructed. It will open up 40,-
Interlocutor—No, George; that’s fhe to Seizure any day. They are informed
struggling desperately with an idea for other chap may come along and secure
000,000, acres of corn land.
hardest one I ever heard. What is the | I y the men now squatting on their
more than half an hour, “give me a rhyme the prize, and right there you will have
difference between the diplomatic inter­ I la es that legal advice has been ob­
for ‘perfunctory.’ ”
lost an angel.
course of first class powers and nine tained and that the squatters paid
Stato of Ohio, City of Toledo ?
“Sorry, old man,’’ answered Brooks;
Lucas County.
j ss.
cases of measles in a colored family?
large
sums
for
the
location
and
for
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that heisecnlor
“
but
there
isn
’
t
any.
”
Bones—De one am de serious affairs of protection, but the homesteaders are
Douglas County Farm in the heart
partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney Co., lining
“Dash it I” exclaimed Rivers.
state an' de uddah am a serious state in a fighting temper, because they
businessin
theCity
of Toledo,
ot the famous Shoestring Valley.
nfrvr,,,n!.l amt
»>..-1
»1...* said
! xt firm
—.—- County
11 - pay and
. ■ State
Thereupon he proceeded to do it in
aforesaid,
that
will
tho
sum of affairs.
Sixty
’
acres
—
45
acres
cleared;
15
of ONE HfNPRED DOLLARS for each and
blanket y blank verse.
Interlocutor—latdies nnd gentlemen, cannot see by what ] ossib'e legal twist
teres fir timber; soil rich and mel­
every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Hail's Catarrh Cure.
low; no rocks; schoolhouse A mile;
the premier vocalist of the western hemi­ they can be deprived of their cla ms
„
, ,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
’ without a trial.
on county road; running water;
Sworn to before me anti subscribed in my pres­ sphere, Mr. Splitcher Iteerdrums, will
well; over 300 bearing fruit trees;
ence, this 6th day of December A D 18S6.
now sing the beautiful ballad entitled,
FIRES
SPREAD
TO
BANFF.
(Seal.)
A. W GLEASON, “Darling, Take Your Arm Away: Moth­
5-room log house, barn and other
„
Notary Public.
out-buildings; two miles of fence;
IS OUK MOTTO
Hall s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and er Is Peeping Through the Keyhole.”
full assortment farm implements;
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
Fores s in Canada’s Great National
Said an Employer: "Stick to quality.
faces of the system. Send for testimonials free.
all house furnishings; all crops.
A Dellclou. Cnstnrd.
F. J. C1I ENEY & CO., Toledo,O.
Park Burning.
It will win out in the end.” We do
Must sell, Price for everything.
The recipe for this delicate dessert
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
$2,500. Address
Take Hall’s Family Fills for constipation.
Winnipeg, Aug. 13. — The forest
“stick to quality.” That is the reason
has been handed down in nty family
for many generations: Into each indi­ I res which raged around Fernie have
our graduates are so thorough and in
MRS. O. A. DEARING
Reaction.
vidual custard cup put the yolk of one spread to Canada’s national park dis­ Room 419, Corbett Bldg., Portland, Ore
such demand. Investigate our claims to
Salesman—-Hat, sir? Yes; what kind
egg, add one heaping teaspoonful of trict near Banff, in Pray valley. The
do you wish to look at?
superiority. Catalogue, busines* form,
fire
burned
fiercely
on
the
heights
of
No.
33-08
P
N
U
Customer—Well, my wife wears a Mer­ sugar, two gratings of nutmeg and five Gi at mountain this week.
and penwork free. Call, phone or write.
ry Widow affair. If you have something tablespoonfuls of sweet milk. Incorpo­
TXTÍ1JEN writing to ad vertiaers pieuse
The
government
gang
of
men
has
the
rate
thoroughly
and
set
the
cups
in
a
Portinoci Business College
St.
Helen
’
s
Hall,
Portland,
Or.
that is the exact opposite of it, young
VI mention this paper*
pan of hot water. Bake in a moderate fire in the valley under control, but j
man, that's what I want.
Resident and Day School for Giris.
Tenth .nd Morrison, Portland, Oregon
Catalogue on Request.
Salesman—Then you want a plug hat, oven until Arm. When cool, cover with 1: st night at several points on the (
A. P. ARMSTRONG. LI.. It.. PRINCIPAL
No
Cause
for
Alarm,
mountain
eight
miles
away
fire
was
of course, with a black band around it. a meringue, using the whites of the
That is the nearest we can come to a eggs for this purpose, and allow one visible near the top.
“Look, officer 1” shouted the excited
A fire started at Castle mountain, 18 citizen. "That big department store is
Disconsolate
Widower hat.—Chicago tablespoonful of powdered sugar to the
mi es west of Banff last night under a afire 1”
Tribune.
white of each egg Through the very
strong west wind in a half hour^had
tiptop of each snowy mound drop a run over eight miles. Boats and sup-1 "What makes you think so?” asked
Gave It Up.
“Uncle Henry, how big a tarpon did teaspoonful of orange marmalade.—De­ piies were forwarded from Banff. '1 he the officer, calmly.
“Why, don't you see all those wom­
lineator.
you ever entdh?”
wir.d shifted to the northeast, ard an shoppers coming down the fire es­
“Why, Sammy, once I—but how big a
But Never Call Him Early.
with this in their favor the fire-fight-1
capes?"
tarpon did you ever hear of?”
lie—Funny thing about your sex. ers should be able to secure control.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
“Seven feet ten inches is the record.”
No anxiety is felt at Banff about j "Oh, yes; but that Is not the sign of
Call a woman “a bird” and she's pleas­
1<»KII..VNI>. OREGON
"I’m not going to try to beat that, Sam­ ed. But call her a lieu or an old crow this last fire, as it would be compar­ fire. You see, they can’t get through
my. I have only a few years to live, and
the
revolving
doors
with
those
big
BEHNKE-WALKER
STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
and she gets angry.
atively easy to protect the town, even
I want to go to heaven some day,”
She—Nothing exclusively feminine if the fire came down the valley, owing hats.”
They are Trained for business in a business-like way.
No Slraiiger to That.
about that. Call a man “a sad dog” to the large area of open hay meadows
A Financier.
Why not enroll in a reputable school that places all of its graduates?
Mrs.
Ilighmus
—
I
suppose
at
some
time
to
the
west,
on
which
the
grass
is
Judge—now many times have you and he feels good. But call him “a
I.
M.
WALKER,
Fres.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE
O. A. BOFSERMAN. Sec.
in
your
life
you
struggled
with
the
Nibe-
miserable cur”—the same tiling—nnd yet green and on which water is yet
been arrested before?
lungenlied ?
standing.
he
’
ll
knock
your
bead
off.
—
Boston
Prisoner—Five, sir.
Mrs. Gaswell—O, yes; I bad an awful
Judge—Then I shall feel it my duty Transcript.
RAIN FLOODS CHICAGO.
siege of that in *93. I had to take all
to impose the maximum fine----- ”
kinds of nasty medicines before I got it
Knew One ot the Firm.
Prisoner—But, your honor, isn't it
” ‘
» . ,. A,. - :
: ■ .-jj
Attendant (showing him through the Cloudburst and Heavy Electric Dis­ out of my system.
only fair to give a reduced rate to reg­ structure)—This house is built on what
charge Sweeps City.
ivids and Goats.
ular customers?—Judge.
is known as the “slow combustion” plan.
Dottie—O-ooh! What's this pic­
Chicago, Aug. 13.—No boats have
Mr. I’neuritch—Ah. yes; I think I
been able to enter or leave the Chi­ ture?
!
know
Slocum.
1
have
seen
him
at
the
Forestry in Korea is to be taken up by
Tommy—That’s Capt. Kidd an’ Ills
the government under new forest laws, 1 club; but I have never hail the pleasure cago river this morning on account of band o’ piruts.
by softening the water, clean : the F.hln thoroughly, removes
odor of pers,plruliou and readers the &klu atoll and velvety.
said to have been enacted under a co-op­ of meeting Mr. Bustion.—Chicago Trib­ the crippling of the electric power that.
une.
Dottie
—
An'
which
Is
Capt.
Kidd?
operates
the
bridges,
by
a
terrific
elec-
[
erative agreement drawn up by Japan and
Al’ dealers. Sample B< . ..x, Book!- t end Lace Centerpiece e'esign on cloth
Tommy
—
W
’
y,
th
’
guy
with
th
’
trie
storm
that
swept
this
city
and
vi-
!
Korea. It in also reported that a school
of PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal.
Brazilian railroads in operation a' the cinity last night. The entire lighting goatee, o’ course!—Cleveland Leader. ready to work, lCc, Local
amenta wanted. Write for money making plan.
for training Korean foresters has been beginning
of last year liad a total length and power plant operated by the drain­
established.
of 10,776 miles. In addition there were age canal trustees was so badly crip­
1,902 miles under construction nnd 4,177 pled that it cannot be repaired until
Premature.
Husband (on overland train)—You miles being surveyed or already approved, tonight.
mustii’t mind it, Maria, if I take several making the total milcage about 1G,855
The storm flooded the entire city,
doses of spirits during the day. from now- miles.
filling cellars, destroying electrical
on. It’s the only thing that will cut this
Saved by Tornato««.
feed cables and shutting off light and
alkali dust that gets into one’s throat.
John Vaughn of Mercerville, a rural power. Lightning struck in several
Wife—-You won't have to do it to-day,
letter carrier, was driving along a road places. Down town the cellars were
John, I’ve been making some inquiries,
and I find we don't strike the alkali re- when an auto plungtsl into Ills light rtg flooded with several inches of water,
from behind. Vaughn was tossed in the the sewers being inadequate to carry
gion for 500 miles yet.
air to alight In a load of tomatoes in a off the water. A cify drairage pipe
As Revised.
wagon twenty feet abend. Ills rig was gave way near the Auditorium annex.
Sail on, sail on. O ship of Btnte!
demolished, but the soft tomatoes saved
Tho Kind You llavo Always Bought, and which has been
Portland cemented, strong and great!
Strikers Paid and Discharged.
him from serious injury. The squash­
Humanity need have no fears;
in use for over 30 years, ha t borno tho signatnro of
ing of the tomatoes did not save
Winnipeg, Aug. 13. The employes
Tbou’lt go uncracked through all th< Vaughn from the Ire of the wagon's
and has been made under Ills per­
of
the
Canadian
Pacific
railway
were
years,
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. !
sonal
supervision since its infancy.
owner.
The
driver
of
the
automobile
paid
in
full
today,
and
all
striking
me
­
With rocky sides imperforate I
AM’Sclabk’PrrparatlonfirAj-
Allow no one to deceive you in tills.
sped on with a grin.—Kansas City chanics were notified that they had
— Chicago Tribune.
i
similaliiiitlicFoodanilRetfula
All Counterfeits, Imitations nnd “.lie.t-as-good ” are but
been discharged. The officials of the
Journal.
lingllie Sioniachs aiidBowlsi
The Wise Men.
company took this means of announc-:
Experiments that triflo w ith and endanger tho health of
In the Concrete Aige.
“After all, it’s the wise man who can
ing that the railroad will fight the de­
Infants and Children -Experienco against Experiment.
First Government Officer (a few years mands of the union to a finish. Vice
change his opinion.”
hence)—Anything particular on hand to­
Pies (lent Whyte, of the railroad, ar-
“But the wisest men simply can’t do day?
it.”
Second Government Officer—Yes; I’ve r ved here today from the Pacific coast.
Promotes Digestion Omprful
"Why not?”
got to go this afternoon to take part In He declined to discuss the strike or
r.ess and Ilt’st.Conlaiiis neiUter
"Because they've been dead for the molding of the corner stone for a new state what s being done to fill the
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
Opium .Morphine nor Mineral.
places of the strikers. Str kebreakers
years.”—Catholic Standard and Times. battleship.
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
N
ot
N
arcotic
,
i
are being imported.
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
“The men who devote their time to
the country’s service should be recog­
nized,” said the official.
“Well," answered Farmer Corntassel,
“some of ’em should and others 'ud be
more respected If they could approach
the payroll in disguise.”—Washington
Star.
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Nevada to Have New Banking Law. |
Reno, Nevada, Aug. 13. Governor
1 Dickerson is today preparing a new
I banking law which he will ask the
next legislature to pass to protect de­
positors in every bank in the state. ,
Following the recent failure of the
bank of Austin, the attorney general
of the state rendered an opinion that
the state could not interv< ne in the
management of private banks. Even
the state bank examiner cannot exam­
ine the the books of private banks.
To Modernize Land System.
San Francisco, Aug. 13. J. W.
: Pratt, commissioner of public lands in
the Hawaiian Islands, is in this city
today en route to Washington, where
he 'ntends to visit the United States
land office with the purpose of improv­
ing the system of caring for the public
lan< s of the islands.
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