Jacksonville post., June 13, 1908, Image 4

ST PATRICK
Drove all the snakes from
IRELAND
IMDO n
Drives all aches from the body,
cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia and
THE GRADUATION ESSAY
I1EALIH VERY POOR—
RESTORED BY PERLINA
Catarrh Twenty-five Ycars-
Had a Bad Ccugìi.
Minn Rophia Kittlanon, Evanston,
Illinois, U. S. A., writes:
"I have lc en troiiH d with catarrh
for nearly twenty-five years, and have
tiled many c'lie.i for it, but obtained
very little hein.
"Tnen my brother advised me to try
PernnH, and I did.
“My health was very poor at the
time I Is*van tiikinv Peruna. Mytliroat
was very core and I had a bad cnuith.
“Peruna has cured me. The chronic
catarrh Is gone and my health is very
mud improved.
"I re.-ommerd P runa to all my
friends who are troubled ns I was.”
PFRUNA TABLETS:- -Some people pre­
fer tablets, rattier I han medicine in a
fluid form. Such people can obtain
Peruna tablet», which represent I lie
medicinal ingredi. n's of Peruna.
Each tablet eq la Is one aveia^e dose
of Peruna.
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative
Manufactured by the Peruna Drug
Manufacturing Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Iliird io Do Witli<m| Pockets.
“The most annoying thing in navy
life for a recruit Is the absence of
side pockets in th»* uniform trousers,”
J. It Bose, a yeoman at the navy re­
cruiting station, said this morning.
“The average man doesn't realize* how
strong Is the custom of thrusting his
hands in Ids trousers pockets until he
dons a pair without pockets. I've worn
the navy uniform four years now, and
I frequently find myself trying to put
my hands in my pockets.” Kansas City
Times
( itutnsps lit«»Sy ■ tem KLL-<»-
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«(< lies duo to I onstiiMition;
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J lest |oi
dmcu nnt l (Ititi-
teti -yotina ond ()!<l.
T» Oft its llencjii iol Ejects
(ivs
Imv the
Gentitiu* u liicli
Iticlt
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s Iniy
til«* (nrptuitiu*
Ims ‘ the
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Kill nume oj the Coin-
''■’CALIFORNIA
Sr hi ’p (1o.
by whom it ia m«itui|(icturoil. printed on the
trout of i*v«»ry nack»l‘J»*.
SOLD BYALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
one size only, regular price 5(K par boll la.
LilvnOrtiii» «motion.
“I was awiiili.v worried about Johnny
when he had that last sick spell,” said
Mrs Impaling, “and when th»* «lector told
tno he was going to g«*t well I went fair-
•v deleterious with J«\v.”
IIT ITT.-Z-,
A. Hair
Dressing
Nearly every one likes a fine
hair dressing. Something to
make the hair more manage-
able; to keep it from being
tod rough, or from splitting
at the ends. Something, too,
that will feed the hair at the
same time, a regular hair-food.
Well-fed hair will be strong, and
will remain u here it belongs —
on the head, not on the comb!
Thn bast kind of a testimonial —
Bold for over sixty years.”
‘ ' * Trr ■ ’ ■ Í w.ll, Mui.
nanufaaturtri of
MBSAPABILLA.
2 I’ll I N.
> CHEHIY PECT08AL.
THE MEN AND THE CHURCHES.
HERE was recently held in Detroit the first
convention of the Congregational Brother
hood of America, whose object is said to be
“to revitalize the interest of the men In the
church.” The necessity for such a work
seems to have been emphasized by the first
session of the body, at which only 2(K) of
the 500 delegates were present. Rev. In-. Washington
«timid n. of ColumbiiN, ()., made an address in which
he s.i Id : ‘‘There should not he such a predominant fein
inlne Influence in the church ami its work.
There Is no doubt tli.it there Is a marked predominance
of women, not only In the Congregational body, but In
most Christian ehunlies nnd (li-notnlnaflons. Possibly
the prepondi'rnnce Is more marked now than formerly,
but it has existed In every age. The founder of Chris
tlanlty Himself was surrounded chiefly with women who
“nilnistorcd unto lllm of their substance.” and wlm wore
the last at the cross and the first nt the sepulcher. It is
u Isild pastor, therefore, who hopes to see any other con
ditlon in Ills church
Nome pastors arc Jealous of tins prominence of women
In the early history of the church. One of tliem.lt Is report
ed to have said In a sermon on the resurrection that worn
NO OBSEQUIES.
A group of Interested citizens lin­
gered recently to watch the work of de­
mollshing the ancient single-track tun-
nel by which the railroad has so long
passed under th»* ridge where winds
the benutllul < Im shaded High street
of the old city of Newburyport, The
tiinm *1 Is about to be replaced by an
open bridgi* of width sullicient for sev-
oral tracks.
The seem* was a lively
one mon digging, carls dumping, en
gincs pulling. heavy blocks of stone
moving away, and huge timbers swing­
ing into place. A pleasant (»Id house
stands almost over the tunnel. Its long
garden running far back along the cut­
ting where the trains emerge.
■When the railroad first cam»'
through, and dug a cutting like this
one nt the foot of my grandfather’s
garden,” said a watcher, pointing to a
rich gleam of bright irises and peonies,
caught between the straddling guys of
a tall derrick, “the old gentleman
strolled out early one day to sniff the
morning coolness, and found six stran­
gers
rough looking men
earnestly
digging a long. d»*ep hoi»* in th»* middle
of the cherished asparagus bed.
“lie hastened to th»* group and de­
manded to know what they were doing.
“‘Planting a dead man* one of them
answered. unronrvrnedly.
••‘Planting a dead man!’ roared niv
grandfat her. w ho w as a p»*ppery old
gentleman. ‘ I’alu* him away, you ras
<*als. tak(* him away! What do you
mean, trespassing on my pro|K*rty and
defying law and d»*corum, you shanu*-
l»*ss villains' How dan* you?’
” ‘Boss’ orders.' said on»* of the men,
laconicallx
“ I don't ear»* whos»* orders!’ shout
ed grandfather. ‘Takt* him away this
minute! I won't have him In my as­
paragus bed. 1 tell you. Put him in
tin* <M*m<*tery !’
“Just then th»* boss cam»* along, and
an explanation ensued
A ‘dead man.’
it ap|s*ar«*d. was th»* name given by
workmen to i heavy piece of wood
buried in the ground, to which th»* guy
of a »ierrlck might he attache»!.
“The amusing character of the niis-
fake was enough to soothe th»* f<vl
Ings ruflltMl by the men’s tresimss in
bls asparagus, and grandfather allow»»*!
them to complvtt* their task In peace.”
i/iixiri’foonnQ
DlS|)(* I
WOMAN distinguished in literature and
philanthropy receives every spring from
pupils who are to graduate letters asking
her for material for their graduation es­
says and orations. The essays show a mix­
ture of good and weak motives.
The
writers are groping through some subject
In which this lady is known to be interested; they have
a sincere <1» sire for information ; they “do not know how
to begin
they say that they are intending to use as
“part’’ of their composition anything the lady may be so
kind as to send them ; they even hint that they are will­
ing that the. lady should write their pieces for them.
Coincident with the period of preparation for com-
ineneemeut exercises is another strange symptom "f lack
of moral responsibility, which must tie more common
than one likes to believe. It Is the appearance of adver
tisements of oration factories which offer to furnish
graduates with ready-made compositions, That such syn-
dicates continue to exist is proof that they have found
a profitable number of customers.
No one (*x|M*cts any great originality In a graduation
address; but the address must be the result of honest
labor. If it is not, the delivery of It is an act of de­
ceit, and the purpose of the exhibition of oratory and
essay the training of the mind by competitive exercise
In composition Is defeated. In general, it Is well for
teachers ar d parents to advise young graduates to choose
simple subjects which lie partly within th«* range of
youthful experience, to recommend that the treatment be
brief, direct, free from palaver and bookish words.
Youth's Companion
WINSTON CHURCHILL
t
IUiall-.ll
l*nrllnm«-n tccrinii and
the
•»«»it of fin American Mother.
Otte of th»* tmrnt brillhint of the
young Llbvral leaders In England Is
Winston t'burehlll, who holds a cabl­
net s»*iit ili the ministry of Premier
Asquith and who was defeatist last
week In a Parliamentary contest In
une uf the Ghiaioni of Manchester
CONQUERS PAIN
en should not become vain because Christ first appeared to
a woman, for it was, no doubt, in order that the news
might spread the faster. On the other hand, a grateful
pastor In Nebraska, after reporting the splendid work the
women had done In raising money for foreign missions,
levoutly exclaimed: “(iod bless the women—and help
the men!” This sentiment Is commended to th< favor­
able consideration of Rev. Dr. Gladden.
The prominence of women tn every church will tie no
reproach to religion as long as another well-known fact
is kept In view If there are more women than men in
the church It may possibly he accounted for on the same
principle that there are more men than women in tb»
penitentiary.—Chicago Record-Herald.
26c.—ALL DRUGGISTS—50c.
WHEN ONE SPENDS MONEY.
NE would think that money would be saved
in prosperous times when there is plenty
of it about. P.ut no, that is not the time
when It is saved. It is then that it is
spent. Everybody spends it governments,
railroads, corporations, capitalists, liouse-
kee|>ers, house builders, collectors. People
expand their wants In such times and satisfy some of
them, and then is when it is most of nil Impossible to
live on anything a year. But after all the money has
been spent a few times over nnd lias begun to be scarce,
and borrowing has become a serious matter, aud folks
have much less to spend nnd no expectations; then ev­
erybody groans and begins to save, not only trying des­
perately to squeeze back Inside of the bounds of income,
but to pay back w hat was spent In expectation of a time
when saving would have become convenient. To most of
us that time never comes. And yet there are things for
which we'spend more than we can afford, that really
do Justify our expenditures, so that after the money has
been spent and we are pinched for the lack of It, we
would still rather have what it bought than have the
money back.—Appleton's.
MEN. BOYS, WOMEN, M!SSES AND CHILDREN.
W I X.HOX .111 Ki llll l .
entered Parliament, r»*presenting Old­
ham, and (wo years ago captured the
strong Tory division of northwest
Manchester, where he has Just now
sufterpd defeat. Ills defeat, however,
do»*s not mean tils retirement from
Parliament. A sent will lie foulai for
him in another constituency, according
to the English system. It is not un
usual for cabinet ministers In England
offering themselves for seats in Par
¡lament to meet with defeats. (»lad
stone under similar circumstances was
de.vatcd and so were John Morley. Sir
William Harcourt and even Ia»rd Bal­
four. So that (’hurchill will eontinm*
the even tenor of his way as a cabinet
minister as though he had lieen return
**d from Manchester.
Minister ('hurchill Is a writer of
books, as well as a soldier and polltl
clan. He Is a strong speaker, a quick
debater nnd a man of superb nerve and
daring. England probably has in re­
serve for him many political honors.
He is a d»*se»*n»!ant of the great Duke
of Miirlborough. one of the greatest
soldiers England has prodtk'vd and the
hero of Blenheim battle.
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Far from It.
A Cinch.
Upgardaon—You smoke al) the tim«,
“And how can you be «tire of going
to heaven?” asked the Sunday school don’t you?
Atom—No; half the time I don’t smoke
teacher.
at all. I seldom touch a cigar between
“I guess,” said little Tommy Wise,
9 p. m. and 9 a. m.
“the best way would be to get pa to
say we couldn’t. Then ma would take
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
the best remedy t<> use for their ch. kir jj
us there or bust. That’s bow we got Byrup
luriug the tee tiling period.
to the seashore lust summer.”—Phila­
delphia Tress.
Wlllln« te «Jive It a Trtal.
Sympathizing Friend—You suffer from
St. Vitus* Dance nnd aU Nervous DU^asee
permanently cured by Dr. Kline’s Great
liosiorwr. Send for FREE $2 trial bottle and general debility sometimes, do you? Did
treaiiEC. Dr. IL LLKxine, IxL,&51 Arch bL,Phlla.,l'& you ever try massage?
Mrs. Skimmerhorn—No; how much
The Gentry.
does it cost a bottle?
“She’s engaged, ain’t s>:e?” Inquired
the haughty blonde at the ribbon eoun-
F. BURTON.—Assayer nnd Chemist.
H OWARD
ter
Leadville, »‘oktrada Spe. ¡men prices: Gold,
Sliver,
L-
ad,
; <«old, Silver, 7àc ; Gohl, 60c ; Zinc or
“Yes,’ replied the lady who sold Copper, fl. < |1 yanlde
t«‘s:s. Mailing envelopes and
full price list scut oa application. Control and Um­
lae»*s, “she’s engaged to that new sales pire
work solicited.
Reference: Carbonate Na-^
tional Bank.
lady's brother.”
“Where’s he employed at?”
“He’s a night watch gentleman over
to
Bargen «k Co.’s.”—Philadelphia
Press.
WANTED
CASTOR!
A
For Infanta and Children.
Ths Kind You Have Always Bought
Siglaturoof
Relieving
t,title Satire on Certain Tenden­
cies nt Time,
Once upon a time there was a man
who, having gambled In the street,
played the races, gone up in a balloon.
traveled to the Yukon, and done other
adventurous tilings, decided that lie
would raise a family.
“I wish,” lie said, “to hear the pat­
ter of little feet oil the stairway, to tell
fairy stories in the gloaming, to have
chubby hands In mine, and all the other
accessories. Before doing so, however,
I will examine a specimen American
family, which. 1 believe. Is the latest
and liest example of the art of civili­
zation."
So lie called on a friend who had one.
"The latest Idea,” said the father,
proudly, "is to bring up your children
on an equality. \Ve conceal nothing
| from them, and give them the benefit
, of ali the latest Information. This is
Bessie, my 14-yenr-old.”
"Have you read this article on sex?”
asked Bessie, languidly, after shaking
I hands. "Really, it is very crude. 1
| could write a lietter one myself. Its
I pathology Is lamentable."
"This is Bobbie, my 10-year-old,” vol-
| unteered the happy fa rher, bringing
forward nuniber two. “Bobbie, shake
hands.”
"The old gentleman there.” he said.
"Insists on Introducing me to everyonex
Sorry I can't stay amt give you m.v
views on the conduct of the adminls-
I tratlon. but I have a date with a vnude-
; vllle queen. Get to tied early," he said,
wnrningly. to Ills father as lie went off.
"When you sit up late you're Irritable
, at breakfast, and your manners are
simply nubearable. At your time of
life there ought to la» nothing doing
at all."
"This," said the father once more, “is
my little 4-y ear-old, the apple of my
eye. Here, Mildred, dear.”
*»t ‘Go ’way.” said Mildr»*d. shaking her
curls. “You're a bounder—any man
with a waistcoat Ilk»* that is. Now.
pap»” she added. “don’t scold, ’cause I
have a right to say Just what you and
mamma say Isitt it taught now in my
primary?”
But flu» man wait»*d to hear no more.
Two hours later ho whs seen by our
private detective iu a real estate office
signing a ten year lease for a bachelor
apartment. Harper’s Weekly.
Thorr Is also an exaggerated ld«t a.
to the number of go<wl things to l«e
found lu the average refrigerati«.
k
//«►.
*''ri<>!\r. W. I.. Dr-bZluiname and prie<* is stamped on bottom. Tnke Mi«
n- id by the b.-st -,:«.«» dealer« everywhere. Shue»-ironled from • .tetoty ' any p.o r of the world,
Iraied CatBloff free to auy addieitT.
W. 1-.. iJoL t'LAS, Nrocktuu,
OUR LATEST PRODUCTS.
When a boy of 14 or 15 take» a
girl to an entertainment for the first
time, tie looks as though he were try­
ing awfully hunt to make himself 1*-
lleve he la having a good time, Erery-
one can tell It Is his first time by t.lte
way he aeta But you cannot drtçi-t
any awkwardness In the girl.
V**#
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Shces Cannot Be Equallad At Any Price
W. L. Doutf'ss $4 and $5 Gilt
BEHIND CLOSED D00R3
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S3.GOund ' V /
o/xy athtif
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war/ci,
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dd their
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< h « v and
OW much better it would be for the Ainerl
can p»*ople if the courts here were to close
their doors occasionally and shut out cbe
public when gross details of immoral rela­
tions or of crime are required to elucidate
the Issues involved In celebrated cases! As
long as the doors remain open publicity is
Inevitable
The better class of rowspapers prune and
trim down their reports as far as they can, and even
yet there will remain at times a residue which offends
tin* fiiKT sonslhllith s. Th«» less considerate press treats
its readers to the full dish of nauseating stuff. Mean­
while th** courtroom is packed with a morbid crowd of
sensation seekers, gloating over the spectacle of shamed
womanhood or wretche«l manhood and carrying away the
most demoralizing impressions to be scattered broadcast
by word of mouth. Washington (I). C.) Star
Mr. Churchill, whose official position is
that of the presidency of the Board
of Trade, is the son of a former New
York woman. Miss Jennie Jerome, who
In 1874 married the late • Lord Ran-
dolph Churchill and In 1900 George 1
Cornwallis West, lie bus many of the
qualities of his brilliant father, who 1
at one time was regarded as the most
promising statesman in England. He
entered the army In 1895. after an
(Miucat Iona I course at Harrow and
Sandhurst nnd fought the same year
with the Spaniards in Cuba. During
subsequent years he served in several
of England’s little wars in the east
and fought In the Boer struggle, until
he was taken prisoner.
In 1!MM) he
ft
W. L.
the
Monotony,
Nan—He proposed to you while the
train was going around the elevated loop?
How odd !
Fan—Yq$, and the engagement lasted
till we got clear around. You don’t know
how it relieved the tedium of the ride.—
Chicago Tribune.
How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ha l’g
Catarrh Cure.
F J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In ali buisness transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga­
tion made bv his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN A MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O
Hall’s Catarrah Cure is aken internally, act­
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for (.'oust i pat ion.
Literal
«tiarlty.
I
Farm or Business
for sale. Not particular about location.
Wish to hear from OWiNfR only who will
sell direct to buyer. Give price, descrip­
tion anti slate when possession can be
had. Address,
Rochester, N. Y.
L DARBYSHIRE. Box 228.
20 MULE TEAM
BOR Æ X
IN A NEW PACKAGE
Most economical to buy. All dealers. Save the
package tops; each are worth 12 coupons in ex­
change for presents. Premium list free of
Pacific Coast Borax Co.. Oakland. Cal.
C latsop B each
S easide , O regon
IMrectly on the beach overlooking
the ocean. Hot wait baths and
jrr Mfllicr Rurf bathing. Kecrea-
iJTWF
■ nc
O|
uLirr
nuuot f|On pkr for fiN|,|nir.
ng Nan parlors. Electric lights. Flre-
place aud steam heat. Fine nalkt»
HPrililM” and drives. Nea foods a Rpec-
unruun ¡ttUy> Kate«. S2..'»o and $3.00
per day.
Special rules by the week.
DAN, J. 51OOHK, l*roprietor
wr
“I would like to take the bouse of the
meeting about this charity relief,” said
P N U
No. 23-08
the professional philanthropist.
And when the contribution was taken
I TV’’IIKN writing to advertlsere please
up he found he Lad taken nothing else.
‘I 17 nienllon this paper.
—Baltimore American.
CURES
MALARIA
Malaria is due to impurities and poisons in the blood. Instead of being
rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with germs of
disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that fur nish nourishment and
strength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery
condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off
the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these
red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we
see pale sallow faces and washed out, chalky complexions among the first
symptoms of Malaria.
But Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as
the bl<K>d becomes more heavily loaded with its Bernis we have moreseriou9
Wil complicated symptoms ; the impure blood having its effect on all parts
rf the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight
lever aie ficquent. and the sufferer loses energx- and ambition because of a
constant tired-out and "no account ” feeling.
' "
The lack of necessary nour-
ishment and healthful qualities in
the blood causes boils and abscesses,
During 1900 I was running a farm on
skin affections, and in some cases
the Mississippi river and became so impreg­
sores and ulcers to break out. and
nated with Malaria that for a >ear I was
sometimes the patient is prostrated
almost a physical wreck. I tried a number
with a spell of malarial fex-er which
of medicines recommended as blood purifi­
may leave his health permanently
ers, chill cures, and Malaria eradicators,
impaired. To cure Malaria both a
but nothing did me any good until I began
blood purifier and tonic are necessary,
to use S. S. S. The result was that after
in order to remove the cause and at
taking it for awhile I was as well and
strong as I ever was. I have never had a
the same time build up the system
chill sinee nor the slightest symptom of
from its weakeued and run-down
Malaria. I hope others will be benefited
condition. S. S. 3. is the medicine
uy my experience, and with that end in
best fitted for this work.
It is the
view I give this testimonial, knowing that
most perfect of all blood purifiers, and
S. S. S. is the best remedy for Malaria.
the purely vegetable ingredients of
Amory. Miss.
8. R. COWLET.
which it is composed make it the
U--------------------------------------
greatest and safest of all tonics.
S. S S. goes down into the circulation and removes every trace of impurity
or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustaining qual­
ities it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it
removes the germs and poisons which produce the disease, and while doing
this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S. S. has
cleansed the blood the symptoms pass away, the healthy color returns to
the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health
is renewed. Book with information about Malaria and anv medical advice
I fr“
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA,