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About The Polk County post. (Independence, Or.) 1918-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 22, 1921)
FARM JOURNAL SAYS: WORKADAY WISDOM A ataa U kawwu by th « cumpany he kevp» >mt at. Letter bumlng before the letter Is mailed may save many a heart-turn later. It's all I he xaiur tu tile heu wbcltier w* »ay “sit' or "net." Most of our worries are like a cracked mirror— they won’t bear look- The beat time to catch soft water ! Ing Into. la when It Is raining hard. Often we could mend the ragged It Is easy for a man In health to edge of care If we simply took a stitch In flunk. preach patience to the sick. W e're never too old to wish we could gw wading In the creek again. b ea r« growling to dogs; they do It better, no matter how hurd you try. Who ever heard o f a picnic without ebody sitting In the pie? Beware o f excesses o f any kind. Learn, like the horae. to say “ neigh.” A harking dog may never bite, Imr death hy fright lasts Just as long. Girls nowadays must be ashamed of their ea rs; they never show them. Dgyllght saving appears to be the only saving a good many folks cun make. As to paving compliments. Rgra let's not forget that to luiiuy folks nonsense Is Incense. Don't make light of the fat imin who Is trying to reduce, he’s only try ing to mend his weighs. The person who determines at all costs to make his day dreams come true need never wake up. In making good, the speed at which we travel matters less than the direc tion In which we're going. Still, It's better to keep on winding up the old alarm clock every night than to wake up some morning to And one's affairs wound up hy the sheriff. Speaking of useful Inventions, desn't the atrawberry shortcake Just about bead the list? A g<sid swimmer ought easily to realize that keeping one’s head above the waters o f failure depends a good deul on how one handles defeat.— Brooklyn Kagle. Freckles may have their place, but It does seem too bad to cluster them on a pretty girl's nose. SALES TAX FAVORED REMARKABLE REMARKS Things we favor a stiff sales tax on: Silk shirts. Harold MarGrath— Humdrum Isn't where you live; It’ s what you are. Percy Hammond— The human knee |i • Joint and not an entertainment. All Our Garlic. New and Used Cars Jazz records. Artichokes. Policewoman Mary Hamilton— Most e f the runaway glrla come from Boa- Motorcycles. As well as our entire stock of Facial massages. Oleo Buck— Bara w ere made for a botter purpose than te hook spectacles British literary lectures. Tires, Tubes and Accessories South Sea Island “ romance." A. Bdlsou—The average col doaeat seem to know any Boy K. Moulton— Only 8 per cent of propuoe marriage of their own w ill Longevity nostrums. Klims that “ bare the human sou l" — Parisian histories o f the war. Wi l l be sold regardless of cost. N. P. L. memberships. lo b e D. Rockefeller, Jr.— My father fieee not Judge a man by the cut o f bta «lathee or by his bonk account Hugh Fullerton— Some folka will believe anything about you ao long as B te the worst.— From the Independent Tork). POINTED PARAGRAPHS Bootleggers’ wares. NO INFERIOR GOODS. EVERYTHING OF STANDARD QUALITY There reitlly la no end to auch a Hat.— Kansas City Star. THEIR SECRET AMBITIONS Look Over these Prices Dante— T o be a policeman. Lord Nelson— To be a soldier. ion fool mere et home whoa i l V .» V f ' admire clever women, but set tle who boost« of h i« goodnees 1« i M m much good. V yea can't get whet you Uke. try hi Uke whet yen get David Garrick— T o be a clown. New Nash Six Cars ............................................................ $1600.00 Diogenes— T o live In a palace. Model 85 Overland in Excellent Condition ........................ 650.00 Grimaldi— T e 1920 Maxwell in Excellent Condition ............................... 550.00 Velasquez— To be a bullfighter. 1918 M axwell in Good Condition......................................... 425.00 Chopin— To 1917 Chevrolet in Good Condition, new top and p a in t______ 350.00 be a tragedian. keep a candy Mere. These cars have all been overhauled and put in extra good shape. H chu Hrummel— T e be a vagabond. a man keepe hie own counaal not much use for a lawyer. la the are aet rich policy for those to be flnan- A clever woman la oae who con moke • man bettor« that he knows It a ll Medusa— To beauty. ba admired for bar W e also have one and two ton Helen of Troy— T o be admired foe her wladom. N E W NASH TRUCKS Catherine the Greet— T e live In a cottage. i i After e men get« Into trouble It la easy for him to see bow he ‘might have kept out e f It One ef life's peculiarities te that the world la seldom watching when a maa la doing good. Noah was e great ball player. Ho pitched the ark without and within aad later put the dove out oo a fly.— Daily Nows. DEW DROPS drops are perfectly round. le eight. hi a On* More dew Is deposited on cultivated Mfla uncultivated land. W e get moat dew after a hot sum mer's day and a westerly wind. Bveolng dew la unhealthful. being M m With MSSeM exhalations. n e r e la no dew after a windy night ; B I« evaporated as fast as produced Dew will not atay oo rose leave«, be cause these bava an essential oil in The Duke o f Wellington— To be a sailor. To go at a reduction of from --------------------------------.. $300 to $500 Lady Godlva— TO be the beat- dressed woman In the world.- toons Magazine. Tires POPULAR SCIENCE ...... $12.50 ................ 18.00 32x4 Cord ........ ............ 33.60 34x4 Cord ... ................ 35 20 30x31 Fabric Interchangeable gelatine slides fea ture a new lamp for lighting store windows wltb any color tint or com binations o f tints desired. 31x4 Kecent experiments o f Injecting ap pendicitis patterns with serum - are said to have been so successful that operations with the knife may soon be abolished. Wasps’ uesta are sold to take fire very often because of chemical action e f the was on the uiatertal of the nest Itself. This might explain some mys terious fires Tubes Fabric 30x3J Red $2.50 31x4 R e d ......... . 33x4 Red ..... 34x4 Gray 3.15 By meaus of cylindrical attach ment at the hack of hla car. which euds In an ear-piece close to him, the driver of a heavy motortruck can now hear other tralllc approaching from he- hlud. ODD FACT? DALLAS, OREGON Nature's wisdom la shown hy tbe fact White Kuaala In the weet. Ckrnnla that plants With woolly leaves require ' In the south, !V>n. Tourlda Kuban, moat moisture, and It la those leaves IV ret, and Georgia In the southeast which radiate moot beat, and therefore , have declared themselves free soviet • epubUoe. * 3.30 3.45 Prices on Accessories Reduced in Proportion Dew la moat abundant In exposed The tig seems to have originated situations, there being leas to arrest around the Mediterranean, particularly the radiation o f the earth's heat. , In Syria, I'alesttne. 3.00 34x4 Red In the an o f making and using pa per we are not In line with the Chi nes,. and ,»ther Asiatics who not only Dew rolla off caMtage and like leaves. , make the finest paper In the world, but use they are coated with a fine u i „ all sorts o f uses, making ~ peflroor. window panes, umbrellas, fans, sand als snd «\>4I clocks and garuicuta of IL Little or no dew la eve?- depoalted on smooth atones, pol I «lied metal, or woolen material. fM «MSI dew. ......... . .