The Polk County post., April 30, 1920, Image 8

THE POLK COUNTY POST
THE OREGON LOGANBERRY
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(By Albert O. Yates.)
All hall to the berry, the rich logan­
berry,
King of the berries for eating;
Entered as second class matter March 20, 1918, at the postoffice at
It’s jellies anil pies create a surprise
Independence, Oregon, under the Act oi March 3, 1879.
To the stranger it is u rare treat,
ing.
Its use as a juice each home can
CLYDE T. ECKER
Editor and Publisher.
produce
So easy of culture in raising'
Subscription Rates:
As a choice market fruit it bears
high repute,
TH R E E MONTHS
50c.
Far over, the world sings—in
S IX MONTHS
$1.00
praising.
Published every Friday at Independence, Oregon.
B. F. J O N E S
Told b y the Bank Book
Candidate for the Republican Nom­
‘ Farmers Bank’ In Fame
As Well as Name.
ination for Secretary of State
YOUR SUPPORT APPRECIATED
O U ’LL find the farmers within
Y
a wide radius o f Independ­
ence banking on, as well as with
(Paid Advertisement.)
FOR JOINT REPRESENTATIVE
the Farmers State Bank.
W e make a particular study of
tlieir needs, and our policy is to
promote tlieir welfare in every
possible way.
I hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of Joint Representa­
tive for Polk and Lincoln counties,
subject to the will of the Repub­
lican Voters at the primary election
ONE Y E A R
$1.50
Without boast drink it's toast, and May 21st.
IJuless otherwise provided for, subscriptions will be stopped at expiration
GEO. T. GERLINGER.
to those we love most,
In the juice that is purer than
(Paid Advertisement.)
sherry;
Make the war gluttons give back their loot.
He Likes ’Em That Way
For Oregon’s fame it has won us a
name,
(Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
The Oregon rich loganberry.
In the opinion of Marjorie many men economize on
Representative Bell of Georgia
Then here’s to the fruit that defies
their wives’ clothes.
sent a number of eulogies on dead
a dispute
As a pride to the Oregon farming; uent and received a warm letter of
is so rare, there’s none thanks for his trouble.
William T. Vaughn o f Portland is a candidate for It’s juice
"Send me all of those eulogies
can compare
vice president on the Democratic ticket. W e admire
With our wonderful rich logan­ that you can get," the correspond­
ent wrote. “Im always glad to hear
berry.
Lilly for aiming high.
of another dead congressman."
The name’s a misnomer some peo­
ple say,
When one beholds our yards o f hops, our fields of
PRACTICING DECEIT.
That's its Burbank's creation we
grain and our orchards of blossoms he feels like exclaim­
are claiming;
The Tobacconist—A pound of
ing, “ Nature do your durnest, we need all you can strain That don’t “cut the ice," its our cigar and cigarette butts and two
“clime” makes it nice,
out for us I”
And its Oregon’s rich loganberry. quarts of ashes! Certainly you can
And its “logan" we go by, ’tis our have ’em and no charges. But what
are you going to do with such trash?
our slogan to swear by,
This man Abraham, who is- presumptous enough to
Miss Lon -Iady—You see, I’m liv­
A phenominul record we gave it;
compete with Bob Stanfield for Republican senatorial And for climate and soil
ing alone and I intend to litter up
We “take up the foil”
my house with them so if a burglar
honors, has the necessary nerve to crawl under a build­
And fight for our
breaks in he will think there is a
ing and extinguish a bomb.
Oregon berry.
man about.
Economical Way of Staying Young
“Lied Like a
“ Lets get to going toward glory,” shouts an evan­
gelist. W illing, but how are we going to change the
(Benton County Courier.)
A Sacramento,
route of the fellows who claim the country is going to hell
Monkey glands gave us all quite patch nuotes the
a start when we imagined that we vada as saying
and they must accompany it?
liy the regularity in which Mr. Poindexter is being
handed his hat in various parts of the country, the es­
teemed senator from Washington ought to soon be con­
vinced that its time for him to go.
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THE R H Y M IN G SUM M ARIST
Swain, the contest man, has been telling us
About The Post auto race,
That the momentous hour has arrived
When all speed up and pace;
Pep and ginger are the cues
And the motto of the battle
That now is on
From morn to dawn
With great enthuse and rattle.
W e’ve been thinking that the girl who wins
And each has an equal show,
W ill pass a very pleasant summer
With her Max and beau;
O’er hill and vale they’ll glide along
When nights are bright and mooney,
It will be bliss
And not amiss
To get a little spooney.
Ira D. M ix and Glen C. Smith
May goo-goo at the lady,
And both forget for a time at least
That they are sparking Sadie;
So add smiles and “ hyp” to “ never-give-up”
Tho it makes you lank and thinner,
As that’s the way
To make it pay
And come in first—a winner.
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Mr. Barnes, U. S. Wheat Director Says:
“EAT MORE
BREAD
And reduce the high cost o f living.”
HOLSUM
BREAD
IS TH E CH EAPEST AS W E LL AS
TH E MOST WHOLESOME ON
TH E M A R K E T TODAY.
BUY THAT
EXTRA LOAF
Your Grocer Has It.
C h e r r y C i t y B a k in g C o
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Brother’s lost a button from his
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$14 shirt,
Mother’s sewing fasteners on her |
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$40 skirt,
A ll kind o f barbering
done and satisfaction ■
guaranteed. L a d i e s ’
shampooing and mas-
saging given special at-
tention. Shine in con-
nection.
Sister’s nice and comfy in her $80 iiibiibiibiibiibiibiii
fur,
And father works tike 60 for his
$30 per.
This Ought To Please Everybody
âon
“It’s a Lucky Day for You”
says the Good Judge
W hen you learn about the
Real Tobacco Chew.
A small chew of rich to­
bacco lasts so much longer
than the old kind.
You don’t need a fresh
chew so often. That’s why
it costs less to use.
Any man who uses the Real Tobacco
Chew w ill tell you that.
Put Up In Two Styles
RIG H T CUT is a short-cut tobacco
W -B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
W e y m a n - B r u t o n C o m p a n y . 110 7 B r o a d w a y , N e w Y o r k C i t y
(Greenfield, [Iowa], Free Press.)
Latest news reports are that the
strike germ is abroad in the land
again. Men are out in New York
and Chicago. Shoemakers making
$75 a week want a 100 per cent
raise. Will the government please
give each person a million and a
beautiful bungalow with steam
heat, a movie show and a choo-
choo car.
Found Warming Pan Usaful
Senator Hiram Johnson said at a
dinner in New York:
“Through misgovernment civili­
zation nearly came a cropper in the
world war Civilization will come a
cropper yet—unless we all work to­
gether for government of the scien­
tific, rational kind.
“It is sheer luck that the world
gets on, misgoverned as it is. Yes.
it is sheer luck of the Jonathan
Dewsbury kind.
“Jonathan Dewsbury, a New Eng­
land merchant, astonished his friends
by sending a shipload of brass
wanning pans to Cuba, of all plates.
But Jonathan's friends were still
more astonished when they heard
that the warming pans had sold like
hot cakes to the Cuban sugar plant­
ers at a stiff price. The planters,
you see, found them most convenient
for skimming the rats off their mo­
lasses vats, where those sweet­
toothed creatures had a nasty habit
of getting stuck while feeding.”
“ It takes a live fish to go up
stream; any dead one ' can go
down.”
Effective April 1, trains will
run as follows:
No. 2 arrives from Hoskins
9:15 A. M. daily
No. 4 arrives from Camps
4:00 P. M. daily except Sunday
No. 1 departs for Camps
10:50 A. M. daily except Sunday
No. S departs for Hoskins
4:15 P. M. daily
Freight service 2:30 P. M. on
Tuesdays and Saturdays
SWOPE & SWOPE
LAWYERS
Office over Craven A Walker’s Store
Independence,
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TIME TABLE
Oregon
TO REALIZE THE
MOST MONEY
W e buy everything you
want to sell and sell
everything you want to
buy. Cash or trade.
rreslMnt.
Vice President.
Cashier.
Asst. Cashier.
Independence»
¡THE WIND MILL SHOP |
i A. G. Williams, Prop. I
Father’s Hard Lot
0. W. IRVINE,
J. B. PARKER,
C. G. IRVINE.
Glen C. Smith
FARMERS
STATE BANK
Gentleman”
California, dis­
Governor of Ne­
in reference to
might need some extra jazz soon as Mary Pickford’s divorce: “Mary
we fel* that monkeys would be an lied like a gentleman.”
expensive luxury to monkey with
but now we are told that goat
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Tripp sells real estate.
glands will answer the same pur­
pose. No doubt we may soon dis­
Tell The Post.
cover that rabbit glands will also
answer.
Then we can step out
and capture our own cotton tail FARMS AND ACREAGE WANTED
and perhaps make the transfer of
For real service and results list
glands with the help of the hired
man at a total expense of say 35 your property with us. We have
or 40 cents. It will be the skids six salesmen with machines. We
for old age then and Father Time's inspect and photograph your prop­
erty and advertise extensively, and
sickle can be junked.
have a demand for property at all
times. Fred W. German Co., 732
“Women as Mothers”
Chamber of Commerce Bldg., Port­
land, Oregon.
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(Harvard, [111.], Independent.)
Occasionally the magazines ring
the bell. A recent magazine arti­
cle is entitled “Women as Moth­ iiibiibimiiibiibiibiibiibiibiibiibiieiiih
ers.”
It coincides with our own
ideas. We have always held that
women make the best mothers the
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world has ever known.
If YOU Mr. Farmer are in need of a pro­
gressive bank, don’t hesitate tc open an
account here
LOOK AT THE
LEG OF LAMB
vve offer you for roasting.
Note its beautiful color, its
firm texture. And its real
lamb, too. No yearling or
young mutton about it. And
good as it looks, it will taste
better. Each morsel will
taste like more and each
will be a treat. Won’t cost
you any more than common
meat, either. Better try one
today.
City Meat Market
MILLER A SMITH
The Independence National Bank
Established .1889
AN ACCOUNT in a commercial bank is the most
convenient aid to modern business. It systema­
tizes payments, is a check on all expenditures and
shows you just where you stand each month.
Open one with us today. It will pay you to do so.
Member Federal Reserve System
Officers and Directors
H. Hirschberg, Pres.
C. A. McLaughlin, V. P.
Ira D. Mix. Cashier
W . H. W alker
D. W . Sears
O. D. Butler
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EGGS
0 . A. C. B A R R E D ROCK EGGS for hatching.
These are from
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their heavy laying strain.
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15 Eggs for $2.00.
Bring in everything you
want to sell and I will
sell it for you on a
commission.
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