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A J Impaired Digestion May not b ill thill I msanl by rfytfvpstai now, but It will o II itralviil. Th uniNMlnru ftr tln(, flu ol nrr on heailnoh, KHirnru at tit stomach, and dlnimibli bWohln nit; not b r bad now, but I hoy will bo It tin stomach It iuftcnnl to grow winker. tijrtprpnU Is tmh a mlerbl dltMM that th triulMicy to It should b tfin early attention. Thli Is oompleUI? over coin by Hood's Sarsaparllla which ! imgl hni tbwholdltlv system Couldn't Paw It Mr. Strait U may scorn trnne thiiiR for me to li on such a l"i t actitminUnco, Mis Slasher, but 1 have called to pittite you my love. Miss Slasher -You have nmile a mistake, Mr. Straits. Mi Eison heffor, the pawnbroker' daughter, live in the next block. Thi Summir Hottl Young Ouest It aeeni to me that you don't object to th mosquitoes Kinging in your room. Old tUiest You bet I don't! Why. when the mosquitoes arc ringing I can't hear the university glee club practicing on the piai. Surtly It Dou. Daughter Which la correct, papa, Miss Brown married Mr. Smith, or Mr. Smith married Miss Brown? Papa That depends, my child. Had he the money, or had she! Unfortunate. "Education may le a good thing," said the man with the atuhby moua tache, "but if my parent had not instilled in my mind so great a rev erence for grammar 1 am almost sure I could have been a poet. I'lao's Cut for I'oniiimptloii U ail Infal lible medicine for roughs ami col.l.N. ' W. Sahuku Ocean tiruvf. N. J , Kb. I., WOO. Th Rulln Pillion. "I aee that Music has decorated her room in the hotel with swords, guns, pistols and foils." "Xo wonder. She always was a great girl lor having arms around her." world' I Record Applt. British Columbia grew the world record apple last year. It was ltl inches in circumference and weighed one pound and three ounces. Haiti's School. Al Mf nto rTk. tl Mstro Cnnnlf, Cat., with lu bosulittil. siirnmndinis, r('t limi, csrolul iupariilon, thoroiuh Imtruoilon, cosiplolo UlHirsuirlw". suit yninsilnq, oiil naimalns i ikuih hi th iii rank ut ,choul lor bov on iho t'sciflo Coast. J' o. Hoilt, l'n. I)., Wmdpal. Mow Sh Knw. Little Sistc Mr. Swwtly. 1 guess you accepted The Orown-tip One What make you think so? Little Sister He don't candy any more. give me Tornlnj thi Tsblei. "Mrs. Newbride isn't at all satisfied I with her husband's salary." j "J.o; she says it isn i nearly o good as tier lather used to nuiice. Not Oystcn Alone (Hnnreh Let's see; what is it we have to go without in the montl without K? Gotham Heavy flannels. Knew Him Better. Mr. Caller Surely, you're jealous of your husband'.' Mrs. Chellus Yes, I am. simply can't keep his eyes off women. not Mrs. Caller Oh, yes he can. Y'ou should see him sometimes when bo They act directly on the blood and has a seat in a crowded car. nerve. This makes them invaluable . in uch disease as locomotor . ataxia, Sulllvan'i Instruments Sold Well. partial paralysis, St, Vitus' dance, Sixteen of the violins and violon- sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv cellos owned by the lato Sir Arthur ous headache, the after effects of the Sullivan were recently sold for $1,-1 grip, palpitation of the heart, pale 800. The greatest price realized for ' and sallow complexions and all forms any one of the instruments was $S.r)0, of weakness either in male or female. . ... . . ... I . ..i i i . .1: , f-... I .u which was paid for a violoncello by Joseph Ouarnerius. Sweetmeats for Wives, At the "stag dinner" of the Fish mongers' company in London each man get a casket of sweetmeats to carry home to his wife. And the out side caskets make neat work baskets. The Difference. "How can you go out with Fred Hqtiantlret, Laura? spendthrift." "What if he is? nearly all on me." Ho is such a He spends it Try Bfro Tou Huyl Ten cents tnv a box of Casoareti, bat If yon waul a tree laraple and booklet, arireu Sterling Itemed? Coiniiany.Chlcsgoor New York to-day I Quiken in Cubs. One of the curiosities of Cuba is a Quaker meeting house which has been erected at Gibara, near Santiago. The congregation of Friends is snid to number over 200. Piul Revert' i Invention, ' 'Paul Revere, tho famous revolu tionary hero, was an inventor and was the first in this country to refine and roll copper. The concern he founded in 1801, the Revere Copper Co.. still exists at Canton, Mass. Tie wm Millions of little glands or tubes connect the blood with. the aktaji "Jg ;e small drsin pipe perspiration passes out, carrying with it the mnurities that r. v.f ii. LJa au.'.u ., nf tho akin be entirely closed for are tnrown on uy mc ujv. -- . . .ii. even a brief space of time, and the poisonous matter forced back into the circuit, tkm instant death would result. In addition to the sweat glands, the skin is prodded with certain others which pour the skin pliable and soft and protecting it 1 i tut ...t,si.r .a.mi tions of the other. Not only health, but between the blood and skin. When, tnereiore, ine blood becomes poisoned from any cause, it quickly manifests itselt upon ine sum in mo iorm , n.l.Alla of sores and ulcers, pimples and various XlBrnai rUIWUna emotive diseases. By the character of the . . , SfW are enabled to determine the nature of the poison or humor i i th i blood as every disease originating in the blood has its own peculiar sore or pimple. Tne Aln u7not oy affected by the poisons generated in the system, but poiscm . from without enter through the open glands or pores and quickly nfect the blood Mercury rubbed upon the skin will produce Rheumatism, and Poison Oak and vy aid otier wUd plants gain easy acce'ss to the blood through the skin Aj lied . skin diseases originate in the blood, the application Ommmma FtloOtl' of powders, soaps and washes can do no permanent T" . good, but often do immense damage by tnf4 HnaliliV Skin closing up the outlet to these little tubes OOIT, neUltliy & interfering with the natural action of the kin. The treatment must begin with the blood, and the acid or other pois. oniTntidoted or neutralized. 8. 8. t does this and purifies the circulation, build up the blood and flushes the little gland or pores with pure, new blood, and restores healthy action to the skin. The use of cosmetics never yet brought health and beauty to a rough, red, pimply skin or sallow comp exion. What is needed is rich, pure blood, such as S. 8. S. makes. It not only relieves yon of all dtsfigur ine blackheads, blotches and irritating, itching eruptions, but improves your general health. S. 8. S. contains no mercuiy, potash, arsenic or other mineral, but is a purely vegetable remedy and the safest and best in all blood and skin troubles. Write our physicians for advice or information ; they have made a study of blood and skin diseases, and you can have the best medical advice without cost. Book o Wood and Skin DU-aes free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA Rsparte Ab Ova, "Hello!" exclaimed th egg that was still Intact, "you appear to bo all broke up," "Nevertheless," replied the one In the howl of eggnog, "I'm In good unfits." "So I observe. I suppose you'll I drunk in a little while." On Us lor MUilonsry, Kev. Mr. Uoodleigh I understand that the last missionary that was here was esteemed very much by you? Chief I'ppl No, h; we wasted him, sail, A Itelluoa Aaalnlel Killed, K balloon sscenelontai wss recently kill ed wluls msklnit on r his daring trips. Ule ia iimvaluahl t trills with In fool' hanlv adventure. It Is holler to omploy eurolvo In iioai-oful miraiilia where mar heswiire. Then If w talis ear ot ntirliealili, w ran live tn guud old so. Th hosi moans of Mimliii gol healili is Hosioitor'sSummch Itlliers. This -Mne euros dvipopsi. Indigestion, eonitl Mtton, tlatultHcy and insomnia, He sure to try it. A Conundrum, Krastti Why ia er tek like lint burger cheese, Fphriam? Kphriam Ihtnno. Krastus Cut dey is bole easy to find in de dark. Prlday Not Unlucky. tiui-Po you think rru.ay an ttn-. lucky day to move. . . . .. . iu-.iui ir iiiv. '"""" " Friday and (otiud out if I d waited! until Saturday my good would have been attached for rent, SCHOOL CLOSED The Teacher Injured In a Run away Accident and Reported to Have Gone Insane. . In Octoticr, 1SW1, one Monday morning the Kushford seliool did not oHn and it was reported that the teacher had gone insane. The pliysi eian in atteiulance pronounced tin trouble nervous prostration and said that school work was mentally and physically impossible. The teacher, who is now Mrs. L. A. Oiillickson, of Kiishfonl, Minn., in a recent inter view published in the Star of that place, gives the true story of the event. "To begin at the beginning," she said, "when I was alHiut seven year of ajse a sudden fright brought on a dreadful condition of nervousness. When, in 1 8.MI, I was injured in a runaway accident, this, combined with my former trouble, made me so ill that I was unable to open school the following Monday." "Was it true that you were report ed to Iw insane?" aked the inter viewer. "V.t uiul lliii miitiiliorM rtf tnv .lily t1(ltl(,,t that I wa becoming so. VI orus oo noi express hip agony I endured with my head and eye. The least noise would cut through my nerves like a knife. I waa hot and cold by Mashes, had piercing ...lis. tt ttittr trtliittliW UltlJ III till lllll'L . . . , . vtnnt'y k-fore my eyes, wtts dixy and faint with fearful nuU8,.fti which nothing relieved. I could take no solid food for 10 days, but lived on milk and lime water. When tlio doctor had treated me for nearly six weeks without helping me, Mrs. J, Welwtcr, a nearby friend, recommended Dr. William' Pink Pills for l'nlo People. I took them faithfully for not quite three months and was perfectly cured. I have never heard of a simile case where they did I not prove beneficial and know of sev He oral persons who have taken them sue the'cessfully for rheumatism." I Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are not like other medicines Al all druggists or uiruci iiuui ui . Williiims Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Price 50 cenls per box ; six boxes $2.50. Our People Well Fed. The people of the United States are the best fed people of the world, and consume more per head and year than the inhabitants of any other country of tho world. Poemi by King Jsmei I. An interesting literary discovery is reported front Oxford, where a num ber of hitherto unknown poems by King James I have been found ju the Hot leiiiu library. Ihey are stated to be undoubtedly genuine and In-ar the royal autograph. Live Up Stain snd Be Healthy. Scientists have declared that the purest air in cities is found iiliotit 52 feet above the street, and hence it is concluded that the healthiest apart ments arc those on the third floor. One Glance Wat Enough. Mr. Citvman What on earth do you want with such an woodpile? enormous Mr. Stililitihs Protection against tramps. AN INDEX TO THE BLOOD out upon it an oily lce, kfP'"K from Ut and cold The b ood , and akin n arr oualv interfere with the func life itself, depends upon perfect harmony Internal and &sfention The suu Is nearer to the earth lu wlu ter tlistt lu summer; the uoriheru hemi sphere of the earth Is lurued from the aim. however, o Unit the suit a rays strike at ao angle, uot directly as In sti miner. The French art critic, M. Arscno Al exaudre, Im illaoovered that our ma chinery shows a distinct beauty of racial type. Tito national character Is clearly marked, ho think eveu lu our locomotive. Till theory Is u lu goulou ouo aud I worthy of elabora tion. According o the dlallugulslied Kreueu auihroitologlst. Unurlel and Adrleu do Mortlllct, there was a Junc tion between Huron and America by way ut tlio Hill Uli Isles, tlio 1'aroes, Icvlaml aud Greenland In what Is known a tlio Olielleau epoch, which I supposed to have ended a hundred and fifty or sixty thousand year ago. Homo curious boltiulea! cxierliuouls made at a toologleal laboratory at N pie are reported by llau Winkler, flowerlcs ammtle plant, that grow ...........II.. u.l.t. It ., Ku.(U III till, llMllll UIII11IB1IV null lit, IWIll ,M ,v m )u tlvt,rM . . . . . , h , ,vtll ',...,... .un.i un.i tin, muiim Hiioi ,u" ",v ""7 inn in i no water iu sinins nan.. roots changed to stem aud leaves, 111 burled parts becoming root. In 1HU3 a French chemist discovered ray einiiimlliitf from the elemeut urau lum, which Hiosed th properties similar to the Hoentgeo rays. Heeent experiment by the Herlln High School of Technology proved that a new ele ment I responsible for tlio Itecquerel raya-aud the Interesting fact ha becu observed that these ray wilder almost every transparent Kubslauce liimliiuu In the dark tie. The ray mnko It po Ihle to tell genuine diamond from ar tificial one lu the dark. The slue of egg among nesting birds ranges front that of the ostrich tu that of the humming bird, It ladug prima rlty dcculeiit u the slxo of tho bird, but also ou the condition or the young at birth, the eggs of birds whoso young are born feathered being pnnwrtlou ately larger thau the egg of those whose young are hatched naked. The nerlod of lucilbnlloh I more or lea cloely related to the lo of the egg, being about fourteen day In the Iiiiiip mlngblrd aud forty-two In the o trleh. A Umdon electrician. W, Diiddoll. reoeutly gave an exlilbltlou of a novel musical Instrument, composed of a se ries of electric arc light, which played a popular air. When the current I passing through solid car lions they gtvo off a musical sound, and by placing a aliiiut across the carbons, connected with a keyboard, .Mr. Duddell was able to vary tho sounds through the scale of two octnve. The keyboard aerved to vary the self Induction and capacity lu tho shunt circuit, and by employ lug four arcs In series, tho Intensity of the sound wa made atttcleutly great Tho Reverend Father Orison, of Stan ley Fall, Africa, write that Kumpeaua have a very Inaccurate Idea of tropical temperatures. Ho pussed eight year at the equator ou the 1'acltlc const, he ny. aud never saw the mercury abovo 83 degree, while at Stanley rail tho maximum Is IK) degree, and the nights aro dcllc loualy cool. Ou the other hand, there aro froqueut tempest of Inde scribable violence, and Father (irlnou lins counted 0(1 lightning flashes In ouo minute, the thuuder being continuous, and ha eeu 10 thunderbolt strike within a radius of a few humired me ters In the space of two hours. A PECULIAR DEATH SENTENCE. Carloa rhraseoloar Vtml by a rw Mexican Juila- Probably the best auccdoto of Judge Benedict I that told relative to hi sentence of death pronounced upon Jose Maria Martin, who wns convicted of murder In the District Court of Taos County, New Mexico, under a slate of facts showing groat brutality, and with absolutely no mitigating circumstances, says the Taos Cresset. Judge llcne dlct said: "Jose Marin Martin, stand up. Jose Maria Martin, you have been ludlcted, tried and convicted by a Jury of your countrymen, of the crituo of murder, and the Court la now about to pass upon you the drend sentence of the law. As a usual thing It Is a painful duty, Jose Maria Martin, for the Judge or a court of Justice to prouonucu upon a human being the sentence of death. There Is something horrible about It, and the mind of the Court naturally re volts from the performance ot such a duty. Happily, however, your case Is relieved of all such unpleasant fea tures, aud the Court tukes positive de light In sentencing you to death. "You lire a young man, Jose Maria Martin, apparently of good physical constitution and robust health. Ordi narily you might have looked forward to many years of life, and tho Court has no doubt that you have, mid have expected to die at a green old age; but you are about to be cut off lu conse quence of your own act. Joso Maria Martin, It is now the spring time, In a little whllo the grass will be springing up green lu those beautiful valleys, and on these broad mesas uud mountain sides flowers will be blooming, birds will be singing their sweet carols and nature will be putting on her most attractive and gorgeous robes, and life will be plensnnt and men Will wont to stay; but none of this for you; the flowers will not bloom for you, Jose Marie Martin; the birds will not enrol for you, Jose Maria Martin; when these things come to gladden the senses of men you will be occupying a space about six by two bencuth the sod, and the green grass and these beautiful flowers will be growing above your low ly head. "The sentence of the Court Is that you be tnken from this place to the county Jail; that you be kept there safe ly and securely confined, lu the custody of the sheriff, until the day appointed for your execution (be careful, Mr. Sheriff, that he has no opportunity to escape and that he be at tho appointed place at the appointed time; that you be kept so, Jose Marie Martin, until (Mr. Clark, on what day does Friday, about two weeks from this time, come?) (March 22, your honor) very well, un til Friday, the 22d day of March, when you will be tnke'u by tho sheriff from your place of confinement to some safe and convenient spot within the County (that Is lu your discretion, Mr. Slier Iff; you are only confined to the limits of the County), and that you there be banged by the neck until you are dead; and the Court was about to add, 'may GJ have mercy upon your soul,' but the Court will not assume the responsl blllty to ask an sll-wls rrovldenc M do that which a Jury of your now r- fused to do-lli l-ord coiildiit lno mercy uiain your aoul. However, t you affect auy ndlglmi Mlef, or tn coiiUMCted with any religion orgauiaj. tlon, It might be well enough to s,.Ml for your priest or your niluiaier, ud get from lilm-well, such conilnn0 a you cam but th Court advise yen not to place auy rellttueo upon anyming of that klud. "Mr, Bherlff, remov the prisoner," SLOWEST SHIP IN THE W()Rto. Casr.c-t.rlallca of a Vl Thul ud Had a Waadorrut l'ariiy Th (lowest sailing vesail In the world, th Iialliiu brig Anita , which was twice given up as losl mil voyages from South America to lliiltifnore, re cently arrived at Nante, Fra nce, from Miirtlnhpie, lu tho West Itif Ilea, after another tiiiusutilly long vujngit of ten uioiilh, says the Italtluinr American. Till vessel ha also been i3 day from Hosarlo to Hanto. 1HI day from Hue no Ay res to Plymouth, iTi day from Cardiff to Montevideo. day from 1'ayiandii to ltallluiore, HW day from llrunswlck to I'ayaandu, 34 day from I'nysnndu for lluliluiorn, aud hi days from llalllmorti lo Marnnhiim. On a voyage from South America to Italtltnore tho Anita S. was three month at sea without a man ou dock who understood navigation which usu ally occupies about Itfly day. Whim a nioiitb out from Montevideo a knot lu one of the plank lu the hull under the water Hue fell out, and a bt,tcnk waa opened. It required tho best of fline of the crew at the pump to keep tho vessel free of water. Th cargo had to lie shifted to tilt the vessel snd j bring the leak above water, when the; hole was plugged up. j The labor of tho mate In the perspir ing hold overheated him, aud hi sud den change to a cooler atmosphere on deck made him 111. and he wns laid up ! In hi bunk many mouth ago with what eemed to have been pneumonia, j This deprived th vessel of lis exectt- i live working nicer, letter while Cnpt. j lie It oss wa running along the deck J he fell and broke a kneecap. Ho wa obliged to go to III berth. This de- . prlved the lirtusntlne of her two ofll-, cer. bolh of whom were conllned to the j cabin. There wa not a man among i the crew who understood navigation The vessel was sailed by members of " , . m ! the ere ... ... .1... 1. 1.. A - II l. ge w prolonged and the provlalou. ran siii-ri. ' Hl niOMlll-r inrnnniii nm im ijk " over loo day getting from llaltliuoro to llrndl. She wa live day sailing down the bay. The Anita H. la the only deep-sen vessel steered by a tiller seen here In year. Her cabin Is below deck. 8he was reeopiiered before she sailed from Ilaltluiore. It wa then bhserved that the Italian oak frame placed In the vessel wheu alio wa built t l'a auo, Italy, lu 1S7U. were still sound and si rong. Will lUriies Iho lllvi r. It I proposed now to utlllxe the p iw er of the Colorado It Ivor, which icur tt way through the (Irand 1'iinyou with force enough to moe the machinery of a thousand mills. Kor many month hydraulic engineer have liecii studying the project aud ihey have Jiisi nude a report. They declare that lu I5D m les of the river's course a doxen lime more elec trical energy can be eciind lliati Is taken from Niagara Kails. I'art of the canyon IS 111 me rorei reserve mm u tso passe through several Indluu res-; ervatloii If the Oovcruuicin' consent cnu he j secured It I Intended to Install this! summer a plant of sultlclcnt slxe lo fur- j ulsh electrical power to cities, towns; and milting camps within comparative-; ly easy reach-of the Colorado, and then i to Increase the scope or the company; uutll all of Arlxona and most of the; lower part of California cau he supplied ! from the canyon torreut. i If success attends the plans of the j company ouo of the chief results will be : the placing In operation or many mines of valuo which have loug tieen lino De cause of lack of power. The plans of the company Include the furnishing of motive power and light to all the elite wlthlu reach and to elec tric railways. It Is proposed to build an electric line along tho rim of the canyon for a distance of fifteen tulles, the bet ter to enable tourists to view the won ders of the great chasm.-New lork Sun. Changes In tlio Holy land. Yankee Ingenuity and couiiuerclul vigor nro doing wonderful things In the Holy Lu ml, says tho Washington Post. Until a few years ago, It was said that If one of the prophets had return ed to the scene of his earthly activities ho would have had little dlfllctilly In recognising them, except for the change In the character of tho popula tion. The hills and valleys of old Judea had otherwise taken little note of the flight of the centuries. ltut our consuls write to the Depart ment of Slate that times are changing even In Palestine and Syria. The rail way from Joppn to Jerusalem, at II rat an experiment, has been put upon a paying basis, and other lines which will connect It with points of Interest up and down the valley of the Jordan have been projected, or are actually In course of building. In Jerusalem there are now electric lights, telephones, phonographs, sanitary plumbing, mod em stores, and, In short, most, of tho comforts vf clvlll.ed life. Trolley lines nre talked of to connect Jerusalem with Hetlmny, Itetblehem, the Lake of Galilee, Sumarla, Jericho. Nazareth and other places made fatull Inr through Bible history. With the Introduction of these Insignia of mod em activity, the Palestine of the past will vanish. Eve' Apple. A fruit supposed to bear the mark of Eve's tooth Is one of the many botani cal curiosities of Ceylon. The tree on which it grows Is known by the signifi cant name of "the forbidden fruit," or "Eve's apple-tree." ' , The blossom has a very pleasant scent, but the really remarkable fen ture of the tree, the one to which It owes Its name, Is the fruit. It la beau tlful, and hangs from the treo In a pe cullar manner. j Orange on the outside and t iep crlm sons within, each fruit has tl e appear ance of havlug bud a piece liltten out of It, This fact, together wlin Its poi sonous quality, led the Mohammedans to represent it as the forblddeiji frilt of the Garden of Eden, aud to' warii agalust Its noxious proprieties. The mark upon the fruit Is attributed to Eve. Why the bite of Admit did not also leave Its mark Is not kiidwn, but as only one piece bop ins to belmlsslug, Its loss Is ascribed to the wolian, The men pretend to think so iiuch of their wives, why don't they ifiveut a dish-washing machine? To Mothoro of Largo Familloo la thi workaday world few worn) ar so plaeed that physical exertion U not constantly luiaudd of them In their dally life. W make a special appeal to mothers ot larg families who work I nevei done, and many ot whom anffar, and u(Tr for lack of Intelligent aid. To woman, young' or old, rich or poor, we extend an Invitation to accept Ii-m advlo. Oh, women I do not let Hs. Oaaan BsUJirnxa. your live b saertfleed whan a word of advioe at the Brat approach of weak no, may fill your future year with healthy Joy. Addraa a letter to Mr. I'lnkham'i Laboratory, Lynn Mass., and you will not be disappointed. When I beiran to take Lydla K. Plnkham' Vegetable Compound I was jot able to do my housework. 1 auf fored terrlhlv at time of menstruation. Several doctor tld me they could do nothing for me. Thank to the l'lnk ham advice and medicine I am now well, and ea do the work for eight la th family. . " I would rweommend Lydla E. Plna ham' Vegetable Compound to all toother with Urge famille." Mna, Caaaia IlaXl.EVIU.a, Ludlngton, Mich. IUn a I'rollflo Juke Writer. Carl llauser, who was the wlltor of Ih German edition of Puck and now the tusker of one of the most successful almanacs In the country aud a humor ous leoturer besides, tells a reminis cence of John Kendrlck llanos, editor ' - tl. 1'..LI., 1 ImiI. nf a tltti " ' . . when the distinguished honkers man tWM,tour hoan ,ha ay oth(.r Wau In ttit particular line. I "One day," said Mr. Hauser, "tho I young limn whose duty It we to read ; all the Jokes sent to the Kngllsb edition i of l'urk rsitie to me much agitated and perplexed, i " 'Here,' said ho, 'I hair. received a i hundred Jokes to-day from that man Hangs. And he sends mo all the time a hundred ench day. Why, he must be worked to death, hi uilud must lie : nearly worn out." " Aud Mrs, llniiser answered: "It Is easy work for him. In fact, k la mere re-creation." New York World. When a girl love a mini who I dis liked by her parent, which should wlu i - love ror tue man or iuvo iur iu yi UK? York In AuitralU. Western Australia bus iu York a well known pastoral district which boar a peculiarly appropriate liar,., in ussis'iiitioii with the visit to Aus tralasia of the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York. It was tirst pco- p(H by immigrant mainly from Yorkshire. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of St FaoSlmlU Wrappar Balow. Tasry MaaU a ad as aasy to take a aagask rOR HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. rOR IIUOUSRESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION iTcMtl Pm-tir Tfuwv6&5 mniiuiswainn" CURE SICK HEADACHE. His Egg Business. "T am going into tho egg business," said ono city man to another. "Itut ohickona are difficult to man age in any considerable number, I am told." "I intend to dispenso with chickens entirely. I shall simply raise egg plants." riTC Purman.ntlj Cured. No Ht or n.rtomnan Tl I W aftor tint ilar'n "' tr. Klla.'iiUrrat N.m n.iturnr. 8.111I lor FK KK ft-J.OO trial iHittl.am! treat lad. 111. H. II Kuki. I.HI..MI ArdiSt,.,Cbllaillpli)a,l'a, Aggrieved Woman Aqultttd, A woman in Adrian, Mich., who protested without avail against a gambling den which got all her hus band's earnings, set out with a can of kerosene and burned the place to tho ground. She was acquitted in court. Accurate Description. "What kind of cover is that on your umbrella?" asked the inquisi tive friend. "Well," answered tho unblushing person, "judging by tho way it came into my possession and the way it will probably depart, I should call it a changeable silk." Mothers will find Mrs. WInslow's Sooth big Syrup tho best remedy to use tor their ohlldren during the teething period. Traveling With Ox Teams. A novel vacation trip is being taken by lianker Jenkins and a party of cloven friends, from Ctirrelton, Kan. They are traveling across the state of Colorado in an old style prairie schooner behind relays of oxen spans. J'.IHJI IgEC iiiliii WHIM All (ISF I1I1S. Best Cough Syrup, f aatea Oood. Us I in time, soia oj ama-gnna. JIM 75 IP BARNUM AND THI CHILDREN, rk Oreal Mhawwaa Dpeclally Liked to floas touau feeplr. No phase of ltaruum character wa uior marked than his love) fur cblldreu, aud hi apparently lunate power of at tracting them to hi in, A null on child face acted Ilk a tonic lo the old mail. To be surrounded by a group of I hem wa Ilk a paradise on earth to blin; bla face would light up, his eye would sparkle, aud he would rub hi hand together lu pure delight. Homebody uuce called hlin "'1 he Chil dren' Friend," aud he wa prouder of th title than of suytbliig elite that was ever said about hlui. It wa not, with him, a case of loving lomo children; he loved them all, rich ami poor, pretty and ugly, so long as there were miilic ou their fair, and their affection seem ed to go out to hi in at first sight. Iu the old days, the matinee perform ance lu Madison Hijtiaru Garden, New York, were Itanium's special delight, because the children were there. 11 alway reserved for himself a box lu the center, ou the soiilh ld of the gar den. The happiest minute of hi life iiiemed to be that when he wa walk lug aero the arena to hi box. The cry, "There I Itanium; would go around, and the children would all clap their hands, aud ltaruum would take off hi hat and bow right aud left, smil ing to the ear. A everybody know, the great allow ii ia u wrote a book, of which, of course, be waa very proud, but the part of which he waa proudest waa what he called hi "l'hlloaophy," prluted lu th appendix. It consists of epigrammatic sentences well worth remembering, Here are some of theiu: If you would be as happy as a child, please one. Childish wonder Is tho first step lu human wisdom. To best please a child I the highest triumph of philosophy. A happy child I likely to make an honest uihii. To stimulate whnlesomo curiosity In the mind of a child I to plaut golden eed. I would rather be called the children's friend than the w.orld's king. Amusement to children I like rain to flower. He that make useful knowledge moat attractive to the young I the king of sages. Childish laiiKhter I the echo of heavenly music. luuocetit amusement transforms tears Into ralnlmw. The author of harmless mirth Is public bcuefnetor. PICTURES THAT POINT. Trick ot "Korailiortaiilng" to Olv Moving! KIT net to llrawinga. "With the exception ot making the eye of a portrait follow you 'round,' there 1 no trick of the draughtsman which so much Impresse the general publl a violent foreshortening," re marked the designer for a St. Louis lithographing establishment now tak ing a vacation without pay to a New Orleans Times Democrat mull. "I long wondered why, for, as a rule, the puhllc object to anything which seems to vio- omtnoii sense. I at lust came to the conclusion that tho secret Is the same as that of the "pursuing eyes' namely, an apparent motion In the pic ture which lends an uncanny mystery I to It It Is, of course, not a conclusion ! to Increase the self-sutlsfai'tlon of the 1.1-Hwt u-lin wniild like to see III tho null- lie Interest some special recognition of his abilities. The trick Is a favorite ono with battle pulnters, who always have one of the prominent '. figure taking deadly aim at the spectator, and of lute the advertisers have worked the racket to a finish with foreshortened highway men pointing foreshortened revolver and foreshortened orator pointing foreshortening Indexes, and I see that one of the weekly Illustrated papers has Just worked the scheme Into Its cover. The trick, however, I rather looked ou askance by art committees and must lie used with discretion If an artist does not want to draw upon him self the charge of ftikery. A few years ago a violent example of the foreshort ening trick was worked through Into a prominent Northern exhibition of paintings. It was a woman, with ex tended arm pointing directly t (he spectator, and the tltlo, 'Conscience,' was one to work upon the Imagination. Well, the picture simply swept the Coxitis and Homers, and Gabriel Maxes out lit consideration, and was hy long odds the popular success of the ex hibit Ono afternoon I was watching the crowd circling around, allowing It self to be pursued by Its conscience, when an old Irishman attracted general attention by trying to ram his bend be hind tho picture frame. I finally asked him what on earth be was up to, when he answered: '01 Just want tn see how thlm clock wor-r-ks Is set thnt make the dom thing turn.' " Still There M as a Prottt. "And now, doctor," said the patient. as he prepared to depart with the mixture, the lotion and the pills, "what have I to pay?" "Oh, say 7s fid," replied the doctor. "Make It even, doctor." "Well, well, we won't quarrel about trllles." The patient laid a sixpence on the table, and, with a polite "Good morn ing," was making for the door, when tho doctor called after him: "Stop! stop! what's this?" "It's all right, doctor," blandly re plied the patient. "You said you would make It even, and everyone knows that six Is even and seven odd." "Get you gone, you scoundrel," roared the lruto medical man. "I've made fourpence out of you, after all!" Lon don Tlt-Ults. Pat and Biddy. Pat was a bashful lover and Biddy, as Harper's Bajsur presents her, was coybut not too coy, "Biddy," Tat began, timidly, "did yees lvcr think av marry In'?" "Sure, now, ih' subject hits nlver In tered me thoughts," demurely replied Biddy. "It's sorry 01 am," said Pat, turning away. "Wnn minute, rat!" called Biddy, softly. "Ye've set me a-thlukln'." Bound to Be Hoard. Jester I understand that our pastor is going to preach through a mega phone hereafter. Jlmson Why Is that? Jester Why, the sleeping members of the congregation snore so loudly that the others, cau't hear. Ohio State Jour nal. . Hhlrt Waists. -Are you partial Henry waists? to shirt David (absent-mlndi'dly) It depends upon what kind of young wonicu there Is Inside of them. ttoston Transcript, A love affair between a boy and dog ,1s the most sincere lu the world. Abwlgliul IflttiMl. When the statun of Washington ws unveiled, at faris last summer a happy group of American students were waiting the echoes from time to time with their college yell. One Fruiudi Mritinmi said nervously to an other, "Why do they mke that I frightful noise T ' ' Her companion answered with calm sujieriority, "My dear, its tho savage in them!" Tht Crip ef Ctiquiltt "What? Marry you?" cried the fair young girl. "Why, you are only an aiiology for a man." "Trim." Im a ched: "but you are not so lacking iu courtesy ss to fail to accept n aKilogy." - ) Her lioardiiiK bouse etiqt ette lor- bade her Hying in the face of conven tion, so she resigned herself 10 fate. ' Another Thin.t "Yes, I'm studying French, I'm Paris, going to take a run over to you know." "Ho you think that will Help you, ch?" "Why, certainly, It's easy enough to speak tho language." "Yes, hut it's hard to n ake me Frenchman understand it." Knew Mil railing. Mr. Homely is not a Isauty and he knows it. V hen bis Imt baby was ...... i. tt-i i.!- l.ul... .,.,., born he asked : "Diss it look like nieT" Of course they said yis. "Well," uid be, "you must break it to my wife gently." Th Ctntl Btggar- "I'm hungry, sir," said the beggar. "Won't you give n e enough to get a meal?" "Here, my gix d man," said Mr. l'onipus, "here1 a penny for you." "0! thank on, sir. Hy the way, have you a ix'i in tablet about you? I always get dyspepsia when I overeat myself." 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MARRIED A OERMAN LIEUTENANT When Mis McGrew of Denver, Colo., was traveling abroad, she was Intro duced to Lieut Alexander Kchonberg of the Royal Reserves of Germany. Pp to that time she had been thoroughly American. She had asserted that American girls should select American MRS. At.ILXA.NDEH SCH0NBUS8. husband. All hor Yankee Ideas went glimmering In the face of that flaxen haired soldier. They were married re cently, and will live In Dresden. She is the daughter of Mr. aud Mrs. Wil liam Anderson McGrew. Tbey art wealthy and prominent. Sullivan's Instruments Sold Well. Sixteen of the violins and violon- cellos owned by the lute Sir Arthur Sullivan were recently sold tor if 1,- 800. Tho greatest price realized lor any ono of the instruments was $850, which was pawl tor a vioionccuu oy Joseph Gtuvrnerius. Sweetmeats for Wives. At tho "stag dinner" of the Fish mongers company in jjuuuuu vm-n man irets a casket of sweetmeats to carry home to his wife. And the out- sido caskets make neat woric oasKets. Quakers in Cuba. One of the curiosities of Cuba is a Quaker meeting house which has been erected at Gibara, near Santiago. The congregation of mends ia said to number over zOt). Live Up Stairs and Be Healthy. Scientists have declared that the Diirest air in cities is found about 52 feet above the street, and hence it is concluded that the healthiest apart ments are those on the third floor. M. F. M. B. A: 30-101. WHEN writing t d Tart tsar pleats mention thi paper. SYSTEMIC CATARRH Peculiar to Summer Weather Promptly Cured by Pe-ru-na. MI8H MARIE COATH. Mis Marie Coat, president of the Appleton Young Udic' Club, write the following concerning Peruns: Appleton, W is. The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum bus, O. ! Gentlemen "I find Peruna an ex cellent spring and summer medicine and am glad to call tlio attention ui . fri1.,,ds tn it. When that languid tired Iccllng come over you, your food no longer taste good, and small annoyance irritate you, Peru na will make you feel like another person inside of a week. I have now used it for three season and find it very reliable and crlicacious." Marie Coute. . If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from tho use of 1 Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hart- 1 man, giving a full statement of your case and he will lie pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Ifurtmaii, president of The Hartman Haiiitarium, Columbu, Ohio. - AND SUPPLIES. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, foot of Morrison Btrwt, Can give yon the best bargains tn Buggies, Plows, Boiler and Kngtne, Win. mills nd Pumps and Genoral Machinery. Bee ui before buying Where do You Sell Your Hides? try me. Vit alwavt pay Hi IHsiimt Price. Chas. I. Mastok A Co. 76 Front St., cor. Obk, Portland, Or. A tmrAT hrk i.k. OfSYisM. 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