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fLkAat, MAataUmj.N, lUO. Mat UUW.
I aw only t common larnwf,
I twp, I tow, 1 plow J
I know that I'm imdwtwl,
But I can't hatvlly toll how.
My ndgHlMn ofldniM guy tu,
Ami tblale what Uieyiayi
"V hat, a man living uuder prutoetiou
uiuwing rw everyday?"
Now, what thuy nay of my poverty
It true, J luunt allow
SUU, I know I'm woteeUHJi
But pleaao, Uarrlton, KU um how.
I know that the harue to protected
. 'lUat IttMon my tired team;
Likewise my coolly reaiier,
Kwry eog, wheel, bolt, and brain.
And the doublvtrom I lilloh Vin Us
Every eWvto, clnni end clip, day,
And t pound them through the long
w iui bighlypMtctil whip.
Yea, everything I buy la protects,
I newt mw the broth
From th old wool hat Um my head
To the eowhliu ou niy Ivet,
Hut form produce It don't ahow up;
Thiw hog, eolt and a eow ,
I hud to exchange lat irrlngttnte
w highly-protected plow.
Then Fanner Jon lu at tue gtluned,
And eakl: "How l It now?"
i want w anow mm wuat a luot ne la;
rittaw), Harrison, tell me how.
My ours, It weut lor fifteen cents,
My potatoea, though not email,
I almost had lo giveaway,
They would hardly eell at all.
The wage worker It protected, too,
Aud of courao to wealth will roll;
Hut miner are timing In the eaat
While I freoae for the want of cual.
Now, I'm only an Ignorant fanner!
Through thae thing I cannot tee.
White my party are protecting all,
Of course they're protecting me.
But while my neighbor chafe me,
Must I in Ignorauce bow?
Oh, no, I must refute them;
l'loase, Harrimni, tell me how.
I am La Orlin-!
Grip, for abort.
But I got there Jut the name!
And the way
I get there
Knocks the ttutllog
Out of the annuls of oatuologyl
I am no iwpectvr of m-mma,
And ellk, or talln, or broadcloth,
JIaa no more in tint mw with ute
Than a width of
Brow a muallij htu!
J lay for tlje woman
Who runt around bareheaded
Or thin shod;
And the way I wiw a man -
Without an overcoat
It perfectly MtoDUhiug.
The air la full of me;
And aa an Incubator
I may aay, without fear
Of aucoeaaful eontradlctlon,
That I am beyond coiu'tlllonI
I've got a corner ou the
Human tyttem at nrtnent,
And I 'm working It
For all lt worth!
I aud the doctors
Are having a picnic,
Wltft tbo doctor
Clotting all the gate money!
However, I 'm not In It
And I don't care a cum
What I 'm here for.
People And out when they take me;
And there ' uo telling
How many have found out
In the pant few wock.
It ' a cold day
When I get left,
And w are not having .
Many cold day thin winter.
But why multiply words?
You know ma,
And If you don't you can lourn
All you want to know
Byn-fereuce to the families
Which, and In which,
I have worked!
Don't recognize mo socially,
And curse me
For all the crime in the calendar!
But I ain't laying a word;
Let her go Gallagher,
And the gnc
Like SUeolf-JV. Y. Sun.
until Saturday, Jan. 30, v92,
tl,ud at Yale
In the twenty-one
otltute the University of Oxf
id, an-1 that of tli
eolk-gva at Cambrl
which figure It l plaiu that we In
America deal more liberally with (h1
ucatlonal ttwtllutioiM thau do the Ku
gllfth people. In Oxford there are 8,1 1.1
ttudenta, aud in Cambridge S.OiO.
Harvard muatem a goodly roll of 8,5171,
and Yale hm. White themimberof
ttwtltutlout lu (treat Britain and
Ireland elaaaed at unlvertlLlca It only
ten, the I'ulted Btalea hat uo fewer
than firty-fwir tuch liuttltuUimt aeat
Ured all over the country.
It la tstonUhliig how dull rellgtouii
audleueea, a a rule, look, write Br.
Tabuage, In hi department In the Jan
uary Lmiki? ifom JmmxiK In Ice
turlug hall you tee people with eye
wide open, uudgtug each other, and
nodding to the acntlmont otll-rvd. I n
prayer-meetlnga the tatue people look
dull; they cultivate the dull look; they
have an Idea that to be devotional they
must look tlcepy. A brother gvt up
to talk, and a father lu lartel put hi
head down on a cane, aud a mother lu
Itrael put her head on the back of a
stock. Now remember, this offer stands '
milliliter get up to preach look at him. good from Friday, January lot,
mere i luaptrauon in ute uuman eye.
Many a time I have, through prcaaure
of other work, gone Into the pulpit
with little toMty, but lu the upturned
face of the people I have seen twenty
termon, aud the only bother wua to
kuow which I should preach.
A wrrfwH A'ofa if Vwrir ay that
the wonl"hooiltum" k derived from the
word hmhrtttmpfn and HmMttmpeM,
which nicau "ptron uon whom we
a lp our feet," The fact la, ay the
Am Franclwo lifftr(, that the wonl
"hoodlum" wa selMinued by a club
of Itayea Valley young men early In
the teveiitiea. They called themlve
the "Hoodlums Club." They misbe
haved thcnuM-tve grtkutly at pkulc and
eUewhere.aud the "Hoodlum" became
notorious. ComaxpK'iitly, when other
young men behaved luiilarly,thcy,too,
were-called hoodluius. We think the
name"honiluin" waeeluKteu orlglnaily
(or It sound, and certainly without
r.'gard to it meaning, Jut a we And
young men calling thetiMitve the
Bthop Potter, In hi adtlre to the
(ilrl Friendly Club of I'tk-a, said: "I
realiiw how dltlVrent Hie prent coudl
tlou are from thoee that prevalU-d
when I wa a boy. Then there were
only two kind of employment forglrl
beeldi houm-work tnu lilng and 'W
lug. Probably there are In this city a
buudrcd kind of work for women.
They are doing lite thing men uml to
do and doing them butter. But they
do not lu otniMNmence have the man
ner of men, talk a men talk, ue
slang and cigarettes, or drea after the
(iudtlon of wen."
The faith cure hm bt-cn oompl-uly
vindlcatwl In an Oregon city. A lady
for the pant six month regulated the
air lu her room by a glass transom.
When the room wm too clime she
oaned the truntom at night to admit
air, closing It at times to prevent
draughUand exclude noise. It worked
like a charm until she tllscovvred Unit
there had newr U-eu any glwi in the
A caiidldute whs Mug esiiuiliiiil by
four professor. Ftvling extrenn-ly ner
vous, his memory failed him several
tiua-s. At last one of the pro IV wont,
growing Imjiailetit, thundeml out:
"Why, you cannot ((uote a single piut-
sage of scripture correctly! ", I
can!" exclaimed the candidate. "I
Just happen to rvmcmlM-r a pas4go In
Bevvlatlou: 'And I lifted up niy eyes,
and beheld four great beasts.' "
erslty of Oxford Is uti.;
S5!5B.CXJO J CHI VI LJ OViyUU Q
The rule of the "White House" has always been to take stock
January 1, but in order to give the public a benefit and to save our
selves much work, this year we postpone it to February 1. My stock
consists of a complete line of .
Dress Goods, Fancy Goods, Clothing,
Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, etc.
HAS BBBN TRIED!
I offer at cost price any article you may
choose. I do all this in ortlcr to save
the trouble and work of invoicing my
12FNow is the time to buy the above
articles; and you will always find that
I do what I advertise. Remember,
The White House.
ZED ROSEN DOR F, Proprietor.
THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY !
10 and 2
ti hiki Ptr tut. t to bitcii
0 Acre Fupinnis
all in enltlvatioB kii1 nwlv l to fruit, ithlo v-u
of Oregon' wipitul, for
$75.00 PEE AOR3S
One fourth cib and the l1anc in lbr etAnial. uunual iymMb( or K out to fruit and cultivate thrw
yram for 173.00 WM AfKii
For further information wml for jiamplili't to
THE OREGON LAND COMPANY,
BAL'IOM. O.11K0 ON-
ALL WORK WARRANTED FIRST CLASS
W. H. WHITE
All kinds of first-class work. Enlarging a specialty.
Photos on silk handkerchiefs, hat bands, watch dials,
dishes, shells, book marks, etc. in fact, all kinds of
work. WHEN OTHERS FAIL, TRY US. We
are usinjf The Queen posing chair. We defy competi
tion. Give us a trial.
C STREET, INDEPENDENCE, OR.
NEW GALLERY. NEW INSTRUMENTS
IluU For I'llnf Rook.
Never hold a book near a Ore.
Never drop a book upon the floor.
Never turn leavin wltu the thumb.
pi ever lean or rest upon ao open
Never turn down the corners of
Never touch a book with damp or
Alwaya keep your place with a thin
Always place a large book on the
table before opening it.
Alway turn the leaves from the top,
with tbo middle or foreflngor.
Never pull a book from a shelf by the
binding at the top, but by the back.
Never touch a book with a damp
cloth nor with a uponge In any form.
Never place another book or anything
else upon the leave of an open book
Never rub duHt from Ixiokis, but brush
It off with a soft, dry cloth or duster.
AltM-ntlun of the Knrth'D Ail.
Tho Royal Society of England has
Just been Informed by Sir William
Thompson that the axis of the earth Is
altering Its direction. Berlin was some
time ago discovered to be further north
than It had been previously marked on
the map. (Geographical Investigations
at Honolulu prove that the Bandwlcb
Islands moved Just about as far south
as Rcrlln lias moved north, so the emi
nent geographers decided that the axis
of tho earth must be changing Its angle
to the ecliptic. If the progression is
very rapid, North America Is likely to
become somewhat tropical, and the
United States would lose Its place In the
temperate zone. The change Is taking
place so slowly, however, that nobody
need get Into any heat over It.
The total number of graduates from
Harvard since its organization In 1038 Is
now 17,400; and at Yale, since 1701, 18,
B80. Comparing these two American
universities with those of Oxford and
Cambridge,;the number on the books lu
the Oxford calendar Is 11,031, and Cam
bridge 12,881), The assessed value of
college property at Harvard Is $12,000,-1
A lady writes at tho end of a letter to
a friend: "Now I must cuiicludtt, for
my feet are so arid that I can hardly
lnift my peu." .
Staunch ship strlkeand founder, the
llerce winds and mountainous waves
swwp noble mariners' "heart of oak"
to shipwreck and to death, yet thai
dia-s not prevent the lubld-riiwt lands
man from risking his life on the stormy
Atlantic In the role of tourist or com
mercial traveler. Hut if ha shall reach
his destination safely he will scarcely
hove eacaMd some of the qualms of sett
sickness, unless he takes with him
IlontctU-r's Stomach Hitters, that In
imitubluHx-cltlc for naiM-a. Had water
ou long trips Is a threat to the voy
ager, but this may be deprived In a
great measure of Its dlsordrrdl ng effects
UKu the stomach, bowels and liver by
the Hitters. Against the prejudlcliil
eili'Cis of maltina, bad diet, falluue and
I'Xpomire It Isal.-st efllc'iclmis. It averts,
moreover, rui'iiinaiiniK uiui khhic.v com
plulnls. Don't travel on sea or land
PorlflM the BLOOD, Cum fJOSSTIPATION, IMIHiRXTION.
BtU0mESH,l,lHB00!'!.ATH,MrK IIKiDACIlE, f OLDS,
riMI'LKS, all MHI!f 1F KCTIO.NS.and DISEASES iKISlJiO fran
n Gtnuint HAMBVHd TEA it put up in YELLOW WRAPWIiS
ntOlNOTON a OO. Ammm. am riumetKa.
OI.O HV AVI IBI'UIMT AMI .BrKna.
i a. rtM.
Prescott & Veness,
Independcnr Satu OQilL
FIR AND HARD WOOD, ROUGH AND DRESSED LUMBER
W. O. COOK'S
fir ITTU1A fll 111 Aft -In uiwnrvil...r.
H I A HAN ft K' !'lvf wr
Wiutiiuxtun, tiw Jiu wy.
I Duiiiul V, llw.ll),
In I( Wurst form. I
DmktOk, hut. Co., Win,, Doc, -B9.
"' Ifenmoy, (io w infinrlng from Vllut
vmium iu wur.v mrm lor uioui i yaitri, wa
trmitod (it wvarsl nhv.Inlam oft.,t .ir.t
Two boltlei at Puior Kimi
vuiCTt untls , . . .
A Itererend Ilecaniinands It.
Pabs Oitt, Utah, Jans. WW.
I bad been 111 for eluliteen month! with wsak.
ana torribls henrmmnoia whim I anm,
mhood taking your inoJIoliie, I'&itor KotiiU'i
Ksrvs T011I0 j Mid I often pray for Fnitor Kos
nld, m I tliluk I oold not asn llfnd without
thl( msdlolns, Th nooulo hen htm Han tha
(tood whloh I derived from It, and Jtev. OaU
uma noowmenat it w Highly that It ii no
gstUiig vary popular.
JULIA AONEH BVI1NB,
A Valnabla riook aa Nanron
IilM.fi M. anni rrea 10 ai
in 110 omjun
this inadlolna fraa of churva.
This Mtnrlv hma tMan DraDtrod br tha ltavarand
Suitor Koenl. of Fort Wtvno, Ind. alnoa Wt, and
inow praparaa anaerbli illracUon by tha
KOENIQ MED. CO., Chicago, III.
Bol(IbyDruiTslaUatlparBottl. 6 for 83.
Tre Htw, W1.7B. anotUsafnrWff-
ORGANS AND PIANOS.
For Catalogues, address,'
DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington, N J.
Wall Paper, Picture Frames.
-: TMK i-
WiHamatte Real Estate Co,
TruiiKiii'ts a Keucral Itcul KhIiiIu ISiihI
Hess, buys and sells Property, elleela
IiiHiiniiire and (1ihs a Kiiiernl
l'urllin having LnmKifor sale will
Hud It to their advance to
List Their Property
With this Company, m tliey nre dully
sending lists of land nwi, thus pluo
lug deslrahlo rierty iicforo the resi
dents of the Kust.
J. W. KIHKLAND, rresldont.
JAMES GIBSON, PROPRIETOR.
Is now rendy to furnish a No. 1 meal
for i!5 cents, at the new stand
doors west of postofllw,
One Dollar Weekly
llu.va n kimiiI g"lil wnli'h liynnr elnli nyalciii
Ottr Uktirut KoltUlllli'it iminch urn wurrunttul
lor W yi'iirn. l-'lnci Kluln or Witlilmin inovi
iriciii., mix in wnui huh M, I hi! v 'm r ui-nt a
a I Mt, Mount to nny fi(l wnteli. To Mwnrs
HKflllH Wlllll-11 Wll llllHIUIIIIU. Wll Mll IIIIO Of llltl
liunl liiK-i'ioiii wiili liiw Mr llii rliih prliw.KK,
unit xeinl CO. II. Ii.v ihiiv, Willi lulvllcgo lit
Dxuiiiiuuiion iiDinru iii) Hig Rir I hi- Mtmu,
Our iirnt at Diirluun, N, C., write)
"Our JiwpH-r ImvB mnftwHod tlmy don't
hnow Imw you I'lin l'unilli kui work for tho
Our aaent at llnilh Hniu, H. 0., wrllom
"Vour wl;lin take t night. Tha gun Ho.
imiti who kiiI, tlm liut wiiluli unlit Unit Tin ax.
nioiui'ii huh niiiiMi it Jnwnli-i-'a wivlclum in
liuicitor. Hint, wuroiio biillw tluin yoiiin.hul
Ilia irlo wiu Ui: t .
Our nont at I'ennlngton, Texas, wrlteai
"Am In receiptor tlwwKU'li.amlBin iilwuwd
without iiiKuHimi. All.wlio Imveaoun Itsiiy It
would ba cheap at UO,"
Olio jrnor) ri'lliiWii ftiimil, wimted for cmuh
pliie, Write for piirUi'iilin'i,
Emi'iiir Waihui Co,, Now York.
J. R. COOPER
Of Independonco, having a Btcam
engine, a brick machine and several
acres of finest clay, is now prepared
to keep on hand aflno quality of
Brick, which will bo sold at reason
I A, Winun, Mangr.
f nrirpiMidenr:, Oiriron.
PIONEER MEAT MARKET
W. W. PERCIVAL, Prop.
lliijliwt mniket rirt jwid for fat stixk, lvf, mutton, jwrk, veal, etc.
All bi lit must bo ctettlitl tnouthly.
MAIN STKEKT, 1XPKPEXDEKCK, OREGON.
Are tho lendera, nml their Full Stock is ready
for innW!cUon. Tliey are still iu the front
rank villi the tuoat eomplete Htoek of
In Polk county. This house hits the oldest
record of any houso in the city, and their fa
cilities for doing business are nneqtialcd by
any firm in tho valley. Their large facilities
for doing bimlnew, together with the fact that
their purchases aro mostly made direct from
tho factories, taking advantage of all the dis
counts there are in sight, enables them to
speak with confidence as to their place being
a wife oue to place an account or to
DEPOSIT YOUR MONEY,
Fooling suro that you tiro getting value re
ceived. In tho future, us in the past, kind
and courteous attention will be given to their
customers. Their stock is so large and varied
that to mention articles would bo an impossi
hie task. And they respectfully invite tho
publio to take a look before purchasing their
VC MImM til OpaatliHMr! lOf T MIm
nfc DHn, HmMrr. it MLHitjr tcii utr
and rHm tl l tit pvir w4 ii i
vltM'ttilif t Hurrvaitiff iMHtmatr M tlm Iwi f titv. m Khmf
ktfehf'llalMi, rlif lkrwlmHf l.llltfMlMta
tHft Kwkvki . ttttfitti4tllft tarrw" ppMtn
iy.aVti4rwrMtaiiiv premmsMtr fv tlMt4
hf HlUMMtbir, ltal "th Mini) mt fMii Qmt
ftHtbtftf imw rbi , k4 ponra oi Utr myKm , hit t 4
w hl ) Jprtfu. wttw t cunrn." Iln aha 11 fn tn4
llatitlttll ffpiMMnnMlt UrtlvU rwf t-hneii K4
ri mm U r it ah tint itiniijr, mrh not fvtm
ttlK ikrftr ht ltittiif (iwr'l liiirwmsi, tiwtllpti,
M IhI. r d Ur III 111. 1 1 not m n KfifwHuvlir tnv
my ( liwt. Mmmrf l t mart rplm m4 ItMiortitly
lF -t lwttHHnlt)WM'Bf 411it 1. A It IT Vwcil
i tU k a4 Mv t ttAM. m Nottr t rx Krta b
iMMt MKjr Mri'tttg frmn la ! mt da
MM ir M tf fH 9Ui frrh, It, WtJlfi-
; n4 nt rn Ikciimm tonr ltrMiai m tKoK Vo
ftltD jv ho, vta Kliiiilni..ii mtiff Mr erfc.
JUKMitn t plain tmr. W i t. ) all
ij rln mail l itwts to rtnUy Alvlr a, n II.
liKaieU ! 1,, Us rwnl44, MmIim.
and fire Insurance igent
WU1 buy tnd toll pnnwrtr oo rtmsonhle
Monmouth, Polk count), Oregon
YAQUINA BAY ROUTE
Oregon Pacific Railroad
T. K. HiXKI. aw-sivaa.
Oregon Development Co'i Stitssrs.
Short Lias to CalifornU.
Fi-cijrht -anJ Fares the. Lowest.
BTEAMEH RAIMN'd DATES.
8Mmer WILt.AMRTTK VAIXKT.
lavHiui Fmnriaoo: IVe. i, ,.
Imvm Yaqulna! l)e. IS.S.U.
Trln N(.wil run Tumdnya, ThnnOan,
and tunUj-,aiitou lulnndiKiaar mhta
Ti"J". 4 wH' Mmlr. Wwlnaadan,
anil I-rliiMj-it, aud nn lniruillat dart wlita
Ttila nmtnT mwmi Ih rlibt to ehuin
aailin ilatna orllhom ooilr.
i!i.unwHhihaP. K. B. aad tin
k K. WKltSTKH
Oou, K. 4 P. AkMMI.Cu,
M Muiil(iiiury hu,
c. c ttoorx.
Urn. K.A r. AgW
O. J". K. R.
GREAT MUSEUM Of ANATOMY
UBi nark.t HI, Han rri.-n.
" (Iwtw.ao lh ami :t , ki. i
Go tntl lcrn how aomlerlully
you t made aiut how to avoid
lirlcaeaa tnil dfoeaaci. Muntum
object. Admiwioa X cli.
Irlrt Office. 1 1 wrir tt r.
Johnny Volktu, tho old reliable luH)t
iiiaaur, iirjpi imve to inlUrm Ids
many oh) frlundd, and tlKigou.
oiimmtMiml biwlmas lu luliKiitluiioo,
and will .be glad to twelve a nlmre of
Repairing Neatly and Promptly done.
Monding rublmr bonti upwlRlty, Iluou
. ollwi aud iolUlid.
Iluilillng oppnallo the Wit 8i dk oftlee,
Main stm-t, - Indnpoiulonco.
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nrtuil'll Mi'luml: Iiavi vai, llun. (ii.iukiik. NhIoiii. I IremMi.
hiub inmriiw uf nuily, mum nin n( lullkui,
aiTln Mlim UirouBlmut tlii. yuar. Mluilrnli wlmll.
wd at am tiuiu. Cawliwue fhim altlirr Kluml. iw
EAST AND 80UTH
SOUTHERN PACIFIC ROUTL
Iipraaa Tratu Uan rorUaad Sallr.
1iV v. M,
10-jS 1-, M.
A r, Sun FrMMilana hv.
7:11 A. M,
4r'JSt A. M
?.i r. a
Abovii tTtlut atop only at tallowing italliml
nortti id R.nnliuiK! Kail Corllaml, Orm.o titi,
Wowltnun, Sal, Aliiy, Tan-tit, Shadila, II aV
aay, lUrrlaburg, Juuclluu Cll, Irvtua and Ktt
Roseburg Mail, Daily.
rortlnnd (MB a,m,
RrwvburK ,...S40r. M.
I'ortlnmr A. a.
Albany Local. Pall; axcrpt Suaday.
Pin-Hand &M p,m.
Albany ....00 p.n.
oilman Buffet Sleepers.
TOURIST SLEEPING CARS.
for eooomtnManea of iMand-olM caaaasnrt.
aUMiba to jbpnHt Tnlaa
Between TortUnd and CorrallU
MAIL TKAIH DAILY (Iipt8eBdT-
1 30p. m.
1:4 p. n.
H K p. m.
At Albany al Corvajlli ooaaeet with tndni ot
Oroiron J'aulUo Railroad.
EXPRESS fUIS 0iH.T (Except Sund'y)
Portland ,4:40 r, M.
MoMlunTllta .t tHA.M.
fortlaud I M a. a,
THROUGH TICKETS TO ilX PODTS
EAST AXD SOOTH.
-FtirUclttand tnformattoa ngerdlnrratM
niaita. atA aii An ...... . ,. ,..!
s. Kouuta, ir, tootas,
Aat k I. raaa. A1