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About The Independence west side. (Independence, Or.) 18??-1891 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 22, 1892)
fLkAat, MAataUmj.N, lUO. Mat UUW. I aw only t common larnwf, I twp, I tow, 1 plow J I know that I'm imdwtwl, But I can't hatvlly toll how. My ndgHlMn ofldniM guy tu, Ami tblale what Uieyiayi "V hat, a man living uuder prutoetiou uiuwing rw everyday?" Now, what thuy nay of my poverty It true, J luunt allow SUU, I know I'm woteeUHJi But pleaao, Uarrlton, KU um how. I know that the harue to protected . 'lUat IttMon my tired team; Likewise my coolly reaiier, Kwry eog, wheel, bolt, and brain. And the doublvtrom I lilloh Vin Us Every eWvto, clnni end clip, day, And t pound them through the long w iui bighlypMtctil whip. Yea, everything I buy la protects, I newt mw the broth From th old wool hat Um my head To the eowhliu ou niy Ivet, Hut form produce It don't ahow up; Thiw hog, eolt and a eow , I hud to exchange lat irrlngttnte w highly-protected plow. Then Fanner Jon lu at tue gtluned, And eakl: "How l It now?" i want w anow mm wuat a luot ne la; rittaw), Harrison, tell me how. My ours, It weut lor fifteen cents, My potatoea, though not email, I almost had lo giveaway, They would hardly eell at all. The wage worker It protected, too, Aud of courao to wealth will roll; Hut miner are timing In the eaat While I freoae for the want of cual. Now, I'm only an Ignorant fanner! Through thae thing I cannot tee. White my party are protecting all, Of course they're protecting me. But while my neighbor chafe me, Must I in Ignorauce bow? Oh, no, I must refute them; l'loase, Harrimni, tell me how. Orlp't utMilug. I am La Orlin-! Grip, for abort. But I got there Jut the name! And the way I get there Knocks the ttutllog Out of the annuls of oatuologyl I am no iwpectvr of m-mma, And ellk, or talln, or broadcloth, JIaa no more in tint mw with ute Than a width of Brow a muallij htu! J lay for tlje woman Who runt around bareheaded Or thin shod; And the way I wiw a man - Without an overcoat It perfectly MtoDUhiug. The air la full of me; And aa an Incubator I may aay, without fear Of aucoeaaful eontradlctlon, That I am beyond coiu'tlllonI I've got a corner ou the Human tyttem at nrtnent, And I 'm working It For all lt worth! I aud the doctors Are having a picnic, Wltft tbo doctor Clotting all the gate money! However, I 'm not In It For boodle, And I don't care a cum What I 'm here for. People And out when they take me; And there ' uo telling How many have found out In the pant few wock. It ' a cold day When I get left, And w are not having . Many cold day thin winter. Heuce But why multiply words? You know ma, And If you don't you can lourn All you want to know Byn-fereuce to the families Which, and In which, I have worked! Mighty fewoftliern Don't recognize mo socially, And curse me For all the crime in the calendar! But I ain't laying a word; I simply Let her go Gallagher, And the gnc Like SUeolf-JV. Y. Sun. COOT. until Saturday, Jan. 30, v92, tl,ud at Yale In the twenty-one otltute the University of Oxf id, an-1 that of tli eolk-gva at Cambrl which figure It l plaiu that we In America deal more liberally with (h1 ucatlonal ttwtllutioiM thau do the Ku gllfth people. In Oxford there are 8,1 1.1 ttudenta, aud in Cambridge S.OiO. Harvard muatem a goodly roll of 8,5171, and Yale hm. White themimberof ttwtltutlout lu (treat Britain and Ireland elaaaed at unlvertlLlca It only ten, the I'ulted Btalea hat uo fewer than firty-fwir tuch liuttltuUimt aeat Ured all over the country. It la tstonUhliig how dull rellgtouii audleueea, a a rule, look, write Br. Tabuage, In hi department In the Jan uary Lmiki? ifom JmmxiK In Ice turlug hall you tee people with eye wide open, uudgtug each other, and nodding to the acntlmont otll-rvd. I n prayer-meetlnga the tatue people look dull; they cultivate the dull look; they have an Idea that to be devotional they must look tlcepy. A brother gvt up to talk, and a father lu lartel put hi head down on a cane, aud a mother lu Itrael put her head on the back of a stock. Now remember, this offer stands ' milliliter get up to preach look at him. good from Friday, January lot, mere i luaptrauon in ute uuman eye. Many a time I have, through prcaaure of other work, gone Into the pulpit with little toMty, but lu the upturned face of the people I have seen twenty termon, aud the only bother wua to kuow which I should preach. A wrrfwH A'ofa if Vwrir ay that the wonl"hooiltum" k derived from the word hmhrtttmpfn and HmMttmpeM, which nicau "ptron uon whom we a lp our feet," The fact la, ay the Am Franclwo lifftr(, that the wonl "hoodlum" wa selMinued by a club of Itayea Valley young men early In the teveiitiea. They called themlve the "Hoodlums Club." They misbe haved thcnuM-tve grtkutly at pkulc and eUewhere.aud the "Hoodlum" became notorious. ComaxpK'iitly, when other young men behaved luiilarly,thcy,too, were-called hoodluius. We think the name"honiluin" waeeluKteu orlglnaily (or It sound, and certainly without r.'gard to it meaning, Jut a we And young men calling thetiMitve the 'HallUhumplana," eto. Bthop Potter, In hi adtlre to the (ilrl Friendly Club of I'tk-a, said: "I realiiw how dltlVrent Hie prent coudl tlou are from thoee that prevalU-d when I wa a boy. Then there were only two kind of employment forglrl beeldi houm-work tnu lilng and 'W lug. Probably there are In this city a buudrcd kind of work for women. They are doing lite thing men uml to do and doing them butter. But they do not lu otniMNmence have the man ner of men, talk a men talk, ue slang and cigarettes, or drea after the (iudtlon of wen." The faith cure hm bt-cn oompl-uly vindlcatwl In an Oregon city. A lady for the pant six month regulated the air lu her room by a glass transom. When the room wm too clime she oaned the truntom at night to admit air, closing It at times to prevent draughUand exclude noise. It worked like a charm until she tllscovvred Unit there had newr U-eu any glwi in the transom. . A caiidldute whs Mug esiiuiliiiil by four professor. Ftvling extrenn-ly ner vous, his memory failed him several tiua-s. At last one of the pro IV wont, growing Imjiailetit, thundeml out: "Why, you cannot ((uote a single piut- sage of scripture correctly! ", I can!" exclaimed the candidate. "I Just happen to rvmcmlM-r a pas4go In Bevvlatlou: 'And I lifted up niy eyes, and beheld four great beasts.' " erslty of Oxford Is uti.; S5!5B.CXJO J CHI VI LJ OViyUU Q The rule of the "White House" has always been to take stock January 1, but in order to give the public a benefit and to save our selves much work, this year we postpone it to February 1. My stock consists of a complete line of . Dress Goods, Fancy Goods, Clothing, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, etc. IT HAS BBBN TRIED! I offer at cost price any article you may choose. I do all this in ortlcr to save the trouble and work of invoicing my ipiir Y! 12FNow is the time to buy the above articles; and you will always find that I do what I advertise. Remember, The White House. ZED ROSEN DOR F, Proprietor. wmm nil IS- THE WILLAMETTE VALLEY ! . I'AVH 10 and 2 ti hiki Ptr tut. t to bitcii 4 3cr 0 Acre Fupinnis all in enltlvatioB kii1 nwlv l to fruit, ithlo v-u of Oregon' wipitul, for $75.00 PEE AOR3S One fourth cib and the l1anc in lbr etAnial. uunual iymMb( or K out to fruit and cultivate thrw yram for 173.00 WM AfKii For further information wml for jiamplili't to THE OREGON LAND COMPANY, BAL'IOM. O.11K0 ON- ALL WORK WARRANTED FIRST CLASS 13 CO CO W. H. WHITE ART GALLERY. ER All kinds of first-class work. Enlarging a specialty. Photos on silk handkerchiefs, hat bands, watch dials, dishes, shells, book marks, etc. in fact, all kinds of work. WHEN OTHERS FAIL, TRY US. We are usinjf The Queen posing chair. We defy competi tion. Give us a trial. C STREET, INDEPENDENCE, OR. 5 NEW GALLERY. NEW INSTRUMENTS IluU For I'llnf Rook. Never hold a book near a Ore. Never drop a book upon the floor. Never turn leavin wltu the thumb. pi ever lean or rest upon ao open book. Never turn down the corners of leaves. Never touch a book with damp or tolled hands. Alwaya keep your place with a thin bookmark. Always place a large book on the table before opening it. Alway turn the leaves from the top, with tbo middle or foreflngor. Never pull a book from a shelf by the binding at the top, but by the back. Never touch a book with a damp cloth nor with a uponge In any form. Never place another book or anything else upon the leave of an open book Never rub duHt from Ixiokis, but brush It off with a soft, dry cloth or duster. AltM-ntlun of the Knrth'D Ail. Tho Royal Society of England has Just been Informed by Sir William Thompson that the axis of the earth Is altering Its direction. Berlin was some time ago discovered to be further north than It had been previously marked on the map. (Geographical Investigations at Honolulu prove that the Bandwlcb Islands moved Just about as far south as Rcrlln lias moved north, so the emi nent geographers decided that the axis of tho earth must be changing Its angle to the ecliptic. If the progression is very rapid, North America Is likely to become somewhat tropical, and the United States would lose Its place In the temperate zone. The change Is taking place so slowly, however, that nobody need get Into any heat over It. The total number of graduates from Harvard since its organization In 1038 Is now 17,400; and at Yale, since 1701, 18, B80. Comparing these two American universities with those of Oxford and Cambridge,;the number on the books lu the Oxford calendar Is 11,031, and Cam bridge 12,881), The assessed value of college property at Harvard Is $12,000,-1 A lady writes at tho end of a letter to a friend: "Now I must cuiicludtt, for my feet are so arid that I can hardly lnift my peu." . Frigiiirut ShliwMM'k. Staunch ship strlkeand founder, the llerce winds and mountainous waves swwp noble mariners' "heart of oak" to shipwreck and to death, yet thai dia-s not prevent the lubld-riiwt lands man from risking his life on the stormy Atlantic In the role of tourist or com mercial traveler. Hut if ha shall reach his destination safely he will scarcely hove eacaMd some of the qualms of sett sickness, unless he takes with him IlontctU-r's Stomach Hitters, that In imitubluHx-cltlc for naiM-a. Had water ou long trips Is a threat to the voy ager, but this may be deprived In a great measure of Its dlsordrrdl ng effects UKu the stomach, bowels and liver by the Hitters. Against the prejudlcliil eili'Cis of maltina, bad diet, falluue and I'Xpomire It Isal.-st efllc'iclmis. It averts, moreover, rui'iiinaiiniK uiui khhic.v com plulnls. Don't travel on sea or land wiinom it. PorlflM the BLOOD, Cum fJOSSTIPATION, IMIHiRXTION. BtU0mESH,l,lHB00!'!.ATH,MrK IIKiDACIlE, f OLDS, riMI'LKS, all MHI!f 1F KCTIO.NS.and DISEASES iKISlJiO fran DISORDERED STOMACH. n Gtnuint HAMBVHd TEA it put up in YELLOW WRAPWIiS vlthFuciimik8i$ntitrtafEMILrilE$K. ntOlNOTON a OO. Ammm. am riumetKa. OI.O HV AVI IBI'UIMT AMI .BrKna. .rMKorfc i a. rtM. Prescott & Veness, raoruiTOa or Independcnr Satu OQilL FIR AND HARD WOOD, ROUGH AND DRESSED LUMBER SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS AT W. O. COOK'S IN CARPETS ! fir ITTU1A fll 111 Aft -In uiwnrvil...r. H I A HAN ft K' !'lvf wr Wiutiiuxtun, tiw Jiu wy. I Duiiiul V, llw.ll), 0 WO In I( Wurst form. I DmktOk, hut. Co., Win,, Doc, -B9. "' Ifenmoy, (io w infinrlng from Vllut vmium iu wur.v mrm lor uioui i yaitri, wa trmitod (it wvarsl nhv.Inlam oft.,t .ir.t Two boltlei at Puior Kimi vuiCTt untls , . . . A Itererend Ilecaniinands It. Pabs Oitt, Utah, Jans. WW. I bad been 111 for eluliteen month! with wsak. ana torribls henrmmnoia whim I anm, mhood taking your inoJIoliie, I'&itor KotiiU'i Ksrvs T011I0 j Mid I often pray for Fnitor Kos nld, m I tliluk I oold not asn llfnd without thl( msdlolns, Th nooulo hen htm Han tha (tood whloh I derived from It, and Jtev. OaU uma noowmenat it w Highly that It ii no gstUiig vary popular. JULIA AONEH BVI1NB, FREn A Valnabla riook aa Nanron IilM.fi M. anni rrea 10 ai any adilraw. in 110 omjun this inadlolna fraa of churva. This Mtnrlv hma tMan DraDtrod br tha ltavarand Suitor Koenl. of Fort Wtvno, Ind. alnoa Wt, and inow praparaa anaerbli illracUon by tha KOENIQ MED. CO., Chicago, III. Bol(IbyDruiTslaUatlparBottl. 6 for 83. Tre Htw, W1.7B. anotUsafnrWff- BEATTY'S Cslsbratad ORGANS AND PIANOS. For Catalogues, address,' DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington, N J. MATTINGS, Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture Frames. -: TMK i- WiHamatte Real Estate Co, liidejiemleiiw), Oickoii, TruiiKiii'ts a Keucral Itcul KhIiiIu ISiihI Hess, buys and sells Property, elleela IiiHiiniiire and (1ihs a Kiiiernl (lonveyiiuce liiwlnws. l'urllin having LnmKifor sale will Hud It to their advance to List Their Property With this Company, m tliey nre dully sending lists of land nwi, thus pluo lug deslrahlo rierty iicforo the resi dents of the Kust. JAMRH (iOlHON, J. W. KIHKLAND, rresldont. Bocrutury. C Street Restaurant! JAMES GIBSON, PROPRIETOR. Is now rendy to furnish a No. 1 meal for i!5 cents, at the new stand doors west of postofllw, two One Dollar Weekly llu.va n kimiiI g"lil wnli'h liynnr elnli nyalciii Ottr Uktirut KoltUlllli'it iminch urn wurrunttul lor W yi'iirn. l-'lnci Kluln or Witlilmin inovi iriciii., mix in wnui huh M, I hi! v 'm r ui-nt a a I Mt, Mount to nny fi(l wnteli. To Mwnrs HKflllH Wlllll-11 Wll llllHIUIIIIU. Wll Mll IIIIO Of llltl liunl liiK-i'ioiii wiili liiw Mr llii rliih prliw.KK, unit xeinl CO. II. Ii.v ihiiv, Willi lulvllcgo lit Dxuiiiiuuiion iiDinru iii) Hig Rir I hi- Mtmu, Our iirnt at Diirluun, N, C., write) "Our JiwpH-r ImvB mnftwHod tlmy don't hnow Imw you I'lin l'unilli kui work for tho moony," Our aaent at llnilh Hniu, H. 0., wrllom "Vour wl;lin take t night. Tha gun Ho. imiti who kiiI, tlm liut wiiluli unlit Unit Tin ax. nioiui'ii huh niiiiMi it Jnwnli-i-'a wivlclum in liuicitor. Hint, wuroiio biillw tluin yoiiin.hul Ilia irlo wiu Ui: t . Our nont at I'ennlngton, Texas, wrlteai "Am In receiptor tlwwKU'li.amlBin iilwuwd without iiiKuHimi. All.wlio Imveaoun Itsiiy It would ba cheap at UO," Olio jrnor) ri'lliiWii ftiimil, wimted for cmuh pliie, Write for piirUi'iilin'i, Emi'iiir Waihui Co,, Now York. BRICK YARD. J. R. COOPER Of Independonco, having a Btcam engine, a brick machine and several acres of finest clay, is now prepared to keep on hand aflno quality of Brick, which will bo sold at reason able prices. I A, Winun, Mangr. f nrirpiMidenr:, Oiriron. helley & PIONEER MEAT MARKET W. W. PERCIVAL, Prop. Dsalar la Choice Greats. lliijliwt mniket rirt jwid for fat stixk, lvf, mutton, jwrk, veal, etc. All bi lit must bo ctettlitl tnouthly. MAIN STKEKT, 1XPKPEXDEKCK, OREGON. anduyn Are tho lendera, nml their Full Stock is ready for innW!cUon. Tliey are still iu the front rank villi the tuoat eomplete Htoek of GENERAL MERCHANDISE In Polk county. This house hits the oldest record of any houso in the city, and their fa cilities for doing business are nneqtialcd by any firm in tho valley. Their large facilities for doing bimlnew, together with the fact that their purchases aro mostly made direct from tho factories, taking advantage of all the dis counts there are in sight, enables them to speak with confidence as to their place being a wife oue to place an account or to DEPOSIT YOUR MONEY, Fooling suro that you tiro getting value re ceived. In tho future, us in the past, kind and courteous attention will be given to their customers. Their stock is so large and varied that to mention articles would bo an impossi hie task. And they respectfully invite tho publio to take a look before purchasing their full stock. helley & VanrJuyn. VC MImM til OpaatliHMr! lOf T MIm nfc DHn, HmMrr. it MLHitjr tcii utr and rHm tl l tit pvir w4 ii i vltM'ttilif t Hurrvaitiff iMHtmatr M tlm Iwi f titv. m Khmf ktfehf'llalMi, rlif lkrwlmHf l.llltfMlMta tHft Kwkvki . ttttfitti4tllft tarrw" ppMtn iy.aVti4rwrMtaiiiv premmsMtr fv tlMt4 hf HlUMMtbir, ltal "th Mini) mt fMii Qmt ftHtbtftf imw rbi , k4 ponra oi Utr myKm , hit t 4 w hl ) Jprtfu. wttw t cunrn." Iln aha 11 fn tn4 llatitlttll ffpiMMnnMlt UrtlvU rwf t-hneii K4 ri mm U r it ah tint itiniijr, mrh not fvtm ttlK ikrftr ht ltittiif (iwr'l liiirwmsi, tiwtllpti, M IhI. r d Ur III 111. 1 1 not m n KfifwHuvlir tnv my ( liwt. Mmmrf l t mart rplm m4 ItMiortitly lF -t lwttHHnlt)WM'Bf 411it 1. A It IT Vwcil i tU k a4 Mv t ttAM. m Nottr t rx Krta b iMMt MKjr Mri'tttg frmn la ! mt da MM ir M tf fH 9Ui frrh, It, WtJlfi- ; n4 nt rn Ikciimm tonr ltrMiai m tKoK Vo ftltD jv ho, vta Kliiiilni..ii mtiff Mr erfc. JUKMitn t plain tmr. W i t. ) all ij rln mail l itwts to rtnUy Alvlr a, n II. liKaieU ! 1,, Us rwnl44, MmIim. JAMES TATOM Real (state and fire Insurance igent WU1 buy tnd toll pnnwrtr oo rtmsonhle Monmouth, Polk count), Oregon UAILHOADH. YAQUINA BAY ROUTE Oregon Pacific Railroad T. K. HiXKI. aw-sivaa. Oregon Development Co'i Stitssrs. Short Lias to CalifornU. Fi-cijrht -anJ Fares the. Lowest. BTEAMEH RAIMN'd DATES. 8Mmer WILt.AMRTTK VAIXKT. lavHiui Fmnriaoo: IVe. i, ,. Imvm Yaqulna! l)e. IS.S.U. Trln N(.wil run Tumdnya, ThnnOan, and tunUj-,aiitou lulnndiKiaar mhta nixwiuutry. Ti"J". 4 wH' Mmlr. Wwlnaadan, anil I-rliiMj-it, aud nn lniruillat dart wlita nommitarjr. Ttila nmtnT mwmi Ih rlibt to ehuin aailin ilatna orllhom ooilr. i!i.unwHhihaP. K. B. aad tin k K. WKltSTKH Oou, K. 4 P. AkMMI.Cu, M Muiil(iiiury hu, Mau KniuvlMO, c. c ttoorx. Urn. K.A r. AgW O. J". K. R. Corvallla, Or GREAT MUSEUM Of ANATOMY UBi nark.t HI, Han rri.-n. " (Iwtw.ao lh ami :t , ki. i Go tntl lcrn how aomlerlully you t made aiut how to avoid lirlcaeaa tnil dfoeaaci. Muntum at ni object. Admiwioa X cli. Irlrt Office. 1 1 wrir tt r. NEW BOOT AND SHOE SHOP Johnny Volktu, tho old reliable luH)t iiiaaur, iirjpi imve to inlUrm Ids many oh) frlundd, and tlKigou. mlubllr.that lohiLonindn oiimmtMiml biwlmas lu luliKiitluiioo, and will .be glad to twelve a nlmre of uieirpiuriiungo. Repairing Neatly and Promptly done. Monding rublmr bonti upwlRlty, Iluou . ollwi aud iolUlid. Iluilillng oppnallo the Wit 8i dk oftlee, Main stm-t, - Indnpoiulonco. Pt.r.lH.i.1 !..... . n ....... ....... nrtuil'll Mi'luml: Iiavi vai, llun. (ii.iukiik. NhIoiii. I IremMi. hiub inmriiw uf nuily, mum nin n( lullkui, ItllsineNN. Shorlliniiil aiTln Mlim UirouBlmut tlii. yuar. Mluilrnli wlmll. wd at am tiuiu. Cawliwue fhim altlirr Kluml. iw EAST AND 80UTH via SOUTHERN PACIFIC ROUTL SHASTA UliSE. Iipraaa Tratu Uan rorUaad Sallr. South. I 1iV v. M, 10-jS 1-, M. I:1J A.M. I.V. TfVifitauT" Ar. Alltanv Ar. A r, Sun FrMMilana hv. 7:11 A. M, 4r'JSt A. M ?.i r. a Abovii tTtlut atop only at tallowing italliml nortti id R.nnliuiK! Kail Corllaml, Orm.o titi, Wowltnun, Sal, Aliiy, Tan-tit, Shadila, II aV aay, lUrrlaburg, Juuclluu Cll, Irvtua and Ktt f uua. Roseburg Mail, Daily. rortlnnd (MB a,m, Kiw.hura,,,.;ji)A,i( Arrtv. RrwvburK ,...S40r. M. I'ortlnmr A. a. Albany Local. Pall; axcrpt Suaday. lav Pin-Hand &M p,m. Allwiiy i'miH.ni. Arrlvp Albany ....00 p.n. IMrtlnnd H:Mi.m, oilman Buffet Sleepers. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS. for eooomtnManea of iMand-olM caaaasnrt. aUMiba to jbpnHt Tnlaa West SideDlTlsion. Between TortUnd and CorrallU MAIL TKAIH DAILY (Iipt8eBdT- OoXiT A. at. U:10. M. i'orllaml Ar. Initinil-nc Ar, Corvaltla Lr, 1 30p. m. 1:4 p. n. H K p. m. At Albany al Corvajlli ooaaeet with tndni ot Oroiron J'aulUo Railroad. EXPRESS fUIS 0iH.T (Except Sund'y) Portland ,4:40 r, M. MoMlunTllta .t tHA.M. Arrtira. MoMtnnuia Tr.a. fortlaud I M a. a, THROUGH TICKETS TO ilX PODTS EAST AXD SOOTH. -FtirUclttand tnformattoa ngerdlnrratM niaita. atA aii An ...... . ,. ,..! s. Kouuta, ir, tootas, Aat k I. raaa. A1 .1