THE MEDFORD DAILY TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OR EG OX", TCEKI i A WaUNTAIlY.ttDf flflWds III J,'.
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
I Incubator Yarn,
f ' SpiMiklii( Hlxiut liu-ulmlnrs," drawl-
8ti OKI Jt'H Henuit'l.),- n uir mh.iuct.
B1- IKU1U3 IIJ flit- .lllllf
hifk lit Justin's Ri-ticml more, "reuiluds
mi uf tlii' woiiiliTful i liickfu lmlt'liers
built by the Huliis bo.va. Bill Halns
Divi'iil.d ibcj must umrvflous Incubator
ever sigpn la tumv parts, it not omy
; totiiied tlii- chk'kciiH out. but It aetu-
slij- shielded tie llttlo cuk-ko from a
iit. ..t.i lutit Then Veta
fill H ft, juai tl&C ..... ... .
Ualiis got busy una went oue bettor.
He built an iueuba'tur with a pbouo
graph arnuiKemcut that would 'cluek-clut-k
to the chicks and scratch up
Worms for them,"
"Whew!" gasijed the starch drum
mer. "I have lizard a lot of yarns, but
that id the limit. What became of
those wonderful lueubatora'f
. i "liusied, stranger; busted ail to bits,
you see, them thar Incubators were so
Intelligent they suou jjrew jealous of
one a not tier, aud first thing you know
there was a scrap to equal any pitme
, ehii'ken flKht that ever eome off, When
- jtt uvt'r uuuj ivere oijiv m lor ma
1 unk heap. Thanks, stranger; I'll take
It fij;ar." Chicago News.
f Curiosity.
' Jack Yes, every lime a chap goes to
kiss a plrl the man tn the mouu gra
ciously moves behind u cloud.
llva Tint huw do you know It Isn't
a woman In the moon instead of a
man?
Jack Oh, because if It happened to
be a woman In the moon yuu would
never see her letting behind a cloud
during a kissing scene. Chicago News.
Rose to It,
. Mr. 'Justintrodu.-ed Who ts that
awfully homely man over there in the
Corner, Mrs. llohsou?
Mrs. Uobson-That is Mr. Hobson.
Mr. J. Ah, how true it is that the
homeliest men always marry the
prettiest wives! I'mk.
. fcUop hlml Htup him!"
"Not I, just when he U beating the
record for the IMi yards. It would be
an absolute crime.'
Just Got It.
; "Jones seems to be prosperous."
"Yes; lie bus about every thing he
wants."
'ile must be a smart fellow."
"Well, you cna judge for yourself.
He never earned au honest dollar Id
his life."
Future Peace.
"I compel my daughter to practice
our hours a day," said Mr. Cumrox.
But you will make her hate music
Bo she will never want to go near a
piano!"
"That's just what I'm hoping.'
,"Wasu!ugton Star.
He Embraced It.
Freshmnn When i get Interested iu
a subject I don't sto( till I have em
braced It thoroughly.
College Widow How perfectly de
lightful! Io do you consider that I
am au Interesting subject? Judge.
Delighted.
"I have absolutely no clew on this
case," observed the deteetlve.
"That must disappoint you dread
fully," sympathized his friend.
"On the contrary. I am being paid
'y the day." Cle?eland Leader.
The Genuine Article.
Jack So you think Blinkers Is a
fool?
Bob He certainly Is; he waited until
he was forty before getting married
and theu married for love. New York
Life.
By Long Practice.
"What is your opinion of Jordon?"
"Decidedly a lightweight."
"What else could you expect of a
fellow who has worked in a grocery
store as long as he has?"
He Was Deaf.
Father What is that noise in the
parlor, Tommy?
Tommy That's sis dropping n hint
She wants that young man to go
home.
The Privileged Careless Class.
! "Indi:s ain't allowed to scaip folks
any more, are they, fawther?"
"No, sonny, unless tbey become
barbers." Kansas City Times.
The invalid.
"Her husband has been sufferer
for many years, hasn't he'f"
"I don't know. How long have they
been marrlwl?" Cleveland leader.
His Choice.
The Landlady What part of the
chii ken will yu have, Mr, Newcomer?
Mr. Newcomer A little of the out
side, please. Puck.
Naturally.
"I understand you bought some stock
In the new aeroplane company?"
"Yes, I took a flier. P.ek32erp.
OTTAWA, i:t., Jin. P.!. ranadinn
legislators are gathere-i today for the
coming session of tl.-1 parbitfitent of
the dominion, which will open tonmr
ToW. It is esjteeted that the )t tediMi
will be eompunitiv 'ly short and will
tn:irl;ed bv a poIVy of retreneh
meiit in appropriation in or-h-r thni a
temporary failing off in public reven
ue may be met by a corresponding re
duct tun in expend it tin s.
A Thorough Sportsman,
WASHINGTON LETTER
iSpciai CorrmtiKiudeficeJ
The luitial point of the survey of the
;Uy of Washington was a stout Maud
:ng on the vast bide of iiock creek iu
he middle .( the road from Uejre
.owu to tUadeusbttrg. The creek
uuihwmd formed the natural b-uad-ry
West of Twenty-second street aud
t rth of M street there were hiiis and
ales skirting Slash run, w bkb emptied
iito the creek a short distance south
f ihe prvt-eui P street briJge, These
were well wooded, and there was near
ihe mouth of the run considerable
tm k, oil! e worked as a quarry.
When Rock Creek Was Navieabie.
Tiu-ie was id. -to urn ii c!a,. which
vas inane boo brick after th. prouud
tleiualfj of wood. In 4.e io hi
dug of the last et m.;r Y Hi i j
J'Neaie, a di.tioiis undue. e; f.U'ier
i'ejgy O'Nv.'.K', wlirv.!;i tr. : c i.C
'he rupture hi tieuer;:! J a !.so,.V n'.A
.el, hul a l.irj.e for..e of . --d :a
ngaed in euttlng this wo.d.
Up to the thlrilo whv.i th-. i.h.sa
eaUe and (Mdo canal t- iU'U- ted u
luui at lis mouth, ifo,.U c:ek wa?
navlj .Ud: for x ItMom rs as hi; h ;ss I
tivei. l'ro!:i the mills above Ireid-tuf,-i
were bi'otiht hi Ir'ht.ri.
S?iad. herring and other iish aluiiini
j to f uch an e';ter.t tint hi f:e tv. ii
es there w is a thhieg ltidoii n th
Ity ride. t!ie Uim; h ml 1 by
nptan. S t pU'firHl were ? ft t't n
e--tl'n of Of.tr- clown -po Up U-if
':ttowi as I lrrJjr HiH, and hee :'iv
ofe few living who re'Mei'i' er !etw
he tV' net voSl p or t' e 0 !i ff
it'eAkfast ere the l,f;. bt ii the In ame
lot.
No Color Line.
Corpora lioti Cusvi T;iu ..as h s
.tiled that hotels, rcsiaiua.as, to
ream saiuoiis, soda f- Uitta.iii u.d t.ti-
oerihops iu the Distil t are to,iitvtl.l
(o senj colored pel, oits iu the snmt
iHu and at the ra:ne tine as wii'i.1
tersous when the former pre. em tu-:u
eives and mae the de.i-in.is. 'I he
. ulhig was made some mo.,: Its a o, i,ut
Uas been re ivod in re ponso t nt Mu t
i or warded by Presi lent- lNsevHt f
she coitiiidssioiiei's, hi whl h 1r liob
rt W. it town of thi.4 ti;y aJ.e.i ( is-
rhnhmtioii at the Union station cafe.
'J'iu-re Is nothing in tlie s aJufe-;, ;
'e-wever, whl -h foiidds the proprietors ;
f ihe-H places to increase ttieir prlie- !
to (he extent that they will be piae
IcaUy iroh!hi!oty to utuvebomed
quests. This course is pursued In other
Mies.
Moving Pictures of Wolf Hunt,
A large numler of personal friends
of Fresldeiit ItHtsevelt recently wit
nessed a moving picture exhibition of
wolf hunting Iu Oklahoma by John
Atieruathy, the famous wolf hunter of
that section and United States mar
shal of the state. The president saw
the exhibition previously ami thought
It was so goml that he arranged for a
repetition. The pictures illustrate Ihe
work of Aherimthy la desperate con
tests with fierce wolves. In which he
eonquers them with naked hands aud
without aid of deadly weapons.
Police Dogs For Washington,
Police dogs for Washington Is the
newest Idea of the chief of police.
Major Sylvester thinks of purchasing
dogs to aid in the capture of criminals.
Before taking the decisive step he will
ascertain something of their value by
eorresKmdeiiee with those who should
know. The New York police depart
ment and many penitentiaries have
police dogs. They ar. used to some
extent also in several southern states.
Major Sylvester Is hhIous to experi
ment, however. He has praHk-a'h- de
cided he will do so In the near future.
New Theater Planned.
A building that will contain, beyidos
a hotel, what is intended to be the
largest, most luxurious theihr In
Washington wlii be erect d vn the
block bounded by Peim ;. h 'iH:i avc
nue, Thirteenth and K ;Uivci- n-t k. n
as the plans can be drawn aud the
necessary preliminary hm lac r
raugements made.
The theater will be const ru ied v.i:h
special regard b ample rir,. r " :
to permit of elaltornte prdm
a spedal stndy will b ma
t.f l In-
acoustics. It U the v. eel v."
have the theater seat H.Teo pciont.
The hotel will contain .'on room
Former Queen at CapP.si.
LIHuokalanl, former t-in-oii at the
Hawaiian Islands, who has eome !
Washington to press her lalm bef: re
congress for In ii"U of v w :
hinds, has taken a hmo n iV'hi n
able Massachusetts avenue f r th
winter. The former oue.:i r "
Incfime of M.ot;t from th" tern
of
Hawaii. Her havln-r taI;oi n h ; t
Indicates that she projM.f-s to uu a
determined effort U i-Malit Uie r
sage of her ch'l'U t!u' u::h con-to
tjun Uliuokahiid U nnw al ui ?
enty-four yeara okl.
Chinese Gifts Roscvtits.
Mrs, Xh-le-liis Umgworilt. a dat!.-.htT
tf Preshlcnt UosovUt. It s l.tv:i pr
Rented with a lniUtiful pa'r f jev.-" 1
bracelets, the gift of the US- eii. : fs
d'Hvacr of fhiicn to whom - r:; I a
visit during ln-r trip wiih the riy f
otficHIs and fifeuds iak.-n h? IV rc'nry
Taft to the Phllipptm'S some je.ir
a to,
Tie pr"entatlon was made by To?r;
Sho Yi, the spin-bit ambassador, w h.
with Prim e i'snl Ku and two se ret
ries, called by appointment at the
Longworth home. Wiini Mrs, I.onr
worth was married the empress div
agcr sent her a pair of handsome cold
earrings.
There are !!.. pretits for Mr.
nMovct. v hi'c the prcsHc I r-
to t klvwi -.-.-or.;l hurdrc om-s d
b
1
REAR ADMIRAL EVaKS CALLS
ON GOVERNOR I1U0HES
ALBANY. N. V. Jan. 1'A Adnueal
!;bley it. Kvan n-no-l in Albajf."
today nd wan i--ivi-d W'th th ftiili
tary pomp and hn!lKn'V due a ni,tn of
f.is fame. The ditiit4uitlol visitor wa
Sjivert a reception bv (b verto.r II stti-
in the executive chamber of the eapi
tol. Tonight the gra mb fight-r will
deliver a lecture fof :!:e benefit of a
local hospital.
BUTTE FALLS ITEMS,
Fredoijlmrg brothers of Willow Creek
see t ia are in Medf-trd witnesses io
tlie HehaafV htad eomcst case.
The miifurveyeti seetci has beee nam
el rNidley and the nisidets are build
ing a fine hail for rchguma and other
uses,
Alex Young ami Airin Hayes are oa
their way to Mr. Young's homestead.
They will have to fmk through two
or more feet of suow.
None of the parties who have been
instrumental in makiag trouble for the
homesteaders have put m au appear
aiu'e in many of tii'j many land ?oa
tests going on.
Albert Si-haeffer f Kam-heria took
down sev saveral watH-sRes from this
st etnm Ut testify in hij land contest,
Lee Kdmoimon of feiby was called
to Medford Wcdncay on hiiKiaess aud
made flu trip tit rough a snowstorm. i
.!. J, Patton of Kaglf Point U down
in the valley as a witness for the Uidt
t l Slates govertiateat m land matters.
John Kdsaii aud Mon"oe Baldwin are,
bwa la the valley.
Joim A. Ihrnus nf Haneheria has
item tu tin valh-y ia tii Schaft'er laad
cwfttest ens.'.
i. J, Mend f tm-i- hain is visiting
in the valley. He reports his family
as ret'iivering from hieir lute stek- -,
itCKS.
it ts mtitc, iikely that one or more
marriages will mutu lake place among
our young people, as our young ladies
seem to be at t raet he, 1 1 in lioped
the good work will go on ami many
new homes be established. ,
There is tmteh eon.ieture as to the
oiitrome of the Mitt'dv niovement, bat
h is hoped that he and hewing interest-
will uiiile ami gs'.e us the ttmrh ;
io-elifl r.'tilrond com Veii.ciiee::.
Our sct-tior. is deeo tit mad, ntaking
1 1 avel very d if fie tilt . tail y over ;
the nenle ronstrurtefl roeds. un the
vork h;:s been badly dot e ixnd tnest of
it to be done over, Wt.v not get
or.tctieal road bmldcr uiul do the work
iiteliigciitiy as it in 'iiMui time to stop
l'.ietiiig taxp"V)rs" Ui;ey ?
The new If com ee I. ro.'f.i, wltieli
was confidently e'tfj!! d to be built
ih'ts iiiotith. has been ta:t over for an
;her month, ntm-li to the dtsnpoint
nis ut of nniijv. M', llnrris was all
rendv to begin am! Ihe men anxions if
get to work.
li. II. Harris, it is said, has bonght
of the Heekathora estate the new eot
tnge laiely built.
John Allen is said tn be anxious to
invest in But to Falls property and is
eopidering the purchase of a very si?e
home recently built.
The school levy has been fixed at
1ft mills and i will not be long before
our seiool district is vbar of all debt.
The high waler lias tnised al! of the
st re: tns a nd i he bridge nl A nteloM
F. OSENBRUGGE
Agent for THE STTJDEBAKEK. BEOS.
MANUFACTURING CO.'S
VEHICLES AND WAGONS
! aKi'lit in Jarkson rounty fr the STlUKHAKKK LIKE tF AUTO
MOIilLKS. 'J'ho new K. M. P, 8!ulc).aknr, 3 liiime (inwi'i, fimr cj-Hp.I.t
mi'lhim prioo Tnnring Cur 1ms won lli-t rwognilion ami a.lmiratiuii of nil
iiraiLiMiuia ami has imivrn itsrtf to he a rmuartaiiie vi'iiwk- ftr sKri-ngtli,
s.l ami durability. Now goods in all limn will arrive ,a (lie inr' f
nest rufmth at the StiMlchaker warhtms.
MEOFOBD, OBBOOH.
SALEM BEER
SALEM is the most popular beer in Mortbern
California and Southern Oregon, It is acknowl
edged to be the equal of the very best eastern
product. All beers are good, but some beers are
liked better than others. The proof for this as-sci-tinn
lies in drinking Salem beer. If yon wish
to be convinced, ask for Salem beer and drink it.
SALEM BREWERY ASSOCIATION
Medford Depot: Medford lee & Storage Co,
Medford Theater
T9NIGHT, JANUARY 19:
Mrs. Irene Hampton Isaacs
PIANIST
Miss Grace Brown
CONTRALTO
And
IN CONCERT
Admissio i 60c. Seats reserved at Hasinas'
Druj Store on Saturday at 10 a.m.
ttrs. 'Jrene 3fampton Isaacs
3tructor of "piano. Tlsi 5Htl)od
at art Or Strttt
near KeiHy has beea partly washed -away,
while it is exireely dangerous
fording many of the stream.
J. Douideday is dowjj from his home
stead for supplies.
Bill lieaie who has Injfn iu Klamath
for the last three or ;er years has!
returned to this aeetiui.
Will Perry has heei; supplying hay
to our citizens.
Bea Edamasou is living at the Jobs
A Ilea ranch and looking after ib stock
Jim Wat king of Derby is making a ;
business visit to Medford. He goes ;
ko seldom that it is inite ait event
among his neighbors, ,
B. II. IlarriB arrived in Butte Falls;
Sunday preparatory U arranjihtg mil!
hosiness for the coming season.
HTJNBBBD3 OF ItUSiBEEMEK
BIHCUSS DUMBER TAEIFF
LtriSYll,l.r:. Kv dan, PJ I'rolv
!ent!( enmettMl with tatiff revision ard
the conservation of tb rapidly deplet
ing fimsts of the eou:ry are the sb-
Hicts of disensston the aiimml ss-
sion of Hie Hardwoot Slanttfaetiin'ts
association of the PmNd States, oocm
c,i UnHy at the Heelhselt hotel. Han
ireds of men interested in the btrd
WtvtMi industry frm b stomp to the
consumer are par:ieipatitig m the
meeting and the tpnkers include lead
ing lumbermeii and eKNrts in ihe
I'ldted States governw nt sriee.
Prepaid Railrosd Orders.
"Something which is tnUhmh?
interest to the public gnersi1v sd '
flfbieh is perhaos nrt g"uerslb ifwn
I s the system of prcpsM ar-tir bow m
m tfect between atafiss f tb ttfm ,
1'aetfie emnparv and sti fipt in tte
tnited State. Bv hots f tbs svf 5
irket m v be jHirrhssd st Mfilfsn?
otn any place in t Usd
mile! or telegraphed irt .
arty wishing to eonip her te.f
iceonimo'lstions and inslk
ash in ?on1eet!fi wHh thw
tnv sIpo be frtTwirded s t'w " ;
tima. it
HUNtJBEn OF TEIECIATKK AT
NATIONAL TilABSES SESSIOH i
WASillVin'ttX, .hK IP Maitersof
-nterest a f feeling the tmsiness intere
of the count rv were conssdereil at th
ipening session today ef the Xational
Board of Trade. Sevend lmndrei dele
'ates aro in attendetir-e, representing
ommereial clubs and bnsiness men's
organizations throughout the conn try.
The session will be roncluded ttmtor
row. Tn ihet machinery at the Alas
ka Yukon-Pacific exposition next year
wiU b a plant for It-Ming all kinds
of building stone, the first to be dis
phiyed at an international exhibition.
Wrestling pfete
WEST
vs.
LA SALLE
Almission,
m
! ;
West is the champion of Southern Oregon.
ling instructor of th 1 University of Oregon,
men in the country.
NEVER LOOK BACK
It doesn t ay. Kwp ymnr y'S f t
tin our i;l-'jiliM;j i U-FiiJg, Fft' ia
luriltg ca ii!y he m?rtrrl fnm thf
lamls of iMgli 'laH!i imhsm. Nir pxh
rience asd aaHliotls an' reraialy woftli
snvfstigatloo. We -toly 11k- 1h-J
worktHPn snl our hildKH ar wiihoyt
duht tae iat ran'folly N'rfcd ia ta
ity.
EIFERT
The City Tailor
CooviMrr, t
MERCHANTS LUNCH
STABTINO DKCKMiSKK
2 wk wii.;, fi r
MKB:MANTi' J.''." h
FKUM A. i. i'NTII.
2 V. V.
I'KH.K e
THE LOUVRE
i u , ' i hi s I ?J
At Anrim
TUESDAY EVGJ1 JANTOfctH
3 1' CiA' lol tfTOT
' .in'sis &m fit "Si :'
: -t-r Ny-.
Mft
50cf 75c,
This is West's last match here this season
ou Owned the Earth
ereasfl is vsJbs as it josgae
prlueing eiicity inerrssw, bat with the r:ght kiad of sis ertkmr
d. reb 9m we Iwve l mhmw, th& pnrrhsr a rbanrs &f
toij bis pnrehase rire back out f a singh rropf with proer man
aemenL iinve fus wtmlih be awumu Utivd faster i baa by hayiag
ne ,f ite gotd ytnng ssrhards we h$t? Ut alf
Always nl x.ur mvvtt fr lb inmi- tmyn in ihm vaHey,
ROGUE RIVER LAND COMPANY
-KXiniMT BI'llJIINH,
More Light for LessMoney:
Hn (y-llmn: ;r nt of clet-tric current savml bv using
TUNOSTKN LAMPS,
.2 Caudle Power EdiSOU Lamp uses 110
Watts t-r liour and would use in tmm hrs.
110 Kilowatts whicb at locts, a Kilowatt in
32 CaMflk- I'uwxj Tungsten Lamp uses
40 Watts perliottr and would use in 1000
hours 40 Kilowatts which at 10c a Kilo
watt.... ,
Net Saving in 1000 hours in favor of the
Tungsten Lamp., ,. . $ 7
Rogue River Electric Co.
HsH-mssors t C'oiiilor Water & Power Co.
ffi.-, mi West 8fventli Strwt Hioiie No, 355.
Ojijiosito th Big Klectric Sign.
Take the Tribune for News
IjllJI Mb mfao
im.i? &n gfti m&i
daaA ft . 3
rniam Mnm
$1.00 and $1.50
La Salle is the wraW
and one of the best
Vob coidda't find m bettr ptac
ts live ihun m ih gteria
lioguc River smiley, wttk it i
roijiarjildf wiatr sd u nutter
titmnie. Just we havs mtms
imritealarly gm& developed sf
efeard prfssiijtes to sebmst fa
ih h&ntpstmkrtf wbieb are gttre
winneia, list gh'e Ibis aaiir
immrUai& sttvmimn, It 4fm sst
take n very wsee man i fa?5
thai the silvan? ia values wbirb
w hnvf i?eeg p?4-dietisg m Is
MMiiij redsriSj fruit lamls is
H-boiTt ta . itmtftrmlis. A gKwt
youcg orcliartl will at ssty ia-
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