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About Medford daily tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1906-1909 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 25, 1908)
THE MEnyORD DAILY TRTBUXE, MEDFOTCD, OT? TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 25, 1908. Afttr the Honeymoon. IV ImjuirL'tt a small boy on tbp Oakland boat, "what's a aliiiooai'' "Huh!" grunted th man wit lion1, looking from his pupor. "Simoon's sand storm on the dessert, dread' d by traveler." 'And, pa, whnt'H a boiieymoonV" "Honeyiuoou'a rice Btortu on a train, enjoyed by travelers.' "Then a honeymoon's Komethlng like a Hiinouit, ain't It, pa?" "Guest o. Keep iili't. Don't ask so many fool iiuostlniiK. Ixok nt the sea gulli." "But ain't they n km! deal alike, pa Hlinoons and honeymooNM?" "Ugh, huh, both full of hot air! Most boneymodDH become. sliimuiiN in a f;w years. When the honey's gone the sigh's left." "I'a- were you ever on h honey moon?" "Percy, If you don't atop pestering . me with quehtlnns I'll never bring you over to the city luruln." "Well, ma said she had a honeymoon, and It watt like n dreiun, and nil the rest of It's been a nightmare." San Francisco Chronicle. BREAKS WORLD'S RECORD I FOB SHEARING SHEEP Tin world's n eord for shearing Hheep by mni-liinery was browcu in IMtueuix, Ari., last vvi-i'k by a man mimed P. Him, lni sheared ihfj in nine hours. The next highi-sl neoid u lay whs made by J. lioudle, who shear ed .ton, hluaring plant employs :;ti ieurer, and I lie plant also made si win IiI'h reeod today, shearing (."7J -litt'i in nine hours, r t'Jit per man. Tin sIm-jh in;; ) performed at Heard lev, '." itiili'H northwi'Hl of l'lioeiiix. Life Saving and Law. The Itoumanliins are iih curious In some things us the Chinese. A girl who fell into the river and was swept down by the current finally seized a bush on the bank and drew herself to shore. 'J' he owner of (he laud on which the bush grew lininedlaiely claimed a reward of -I shillings because his bush was there and had saved her. Her father refused to pay, and there was a lawsuit. What the law has (o decide Is whether drowning people can make use nf hushes on the bank with out paying for the sinne or whether the assistance of the said bush Is worth a certain sum of money. In China If a person falls Into the water no one must help liliu out, but at the same time a spectator cnu be lin prisoned for not advising the victim to stay on dry bind. The Naval Oranga, For a product of nature a California navel orange as It graees the breakfast table or the push cart Is about the most artiflclnl thing In (he world. Il Is also a very striking Illustration of the fact that while beauty may lie only skin deep It counts fur a whole lot. To begin with, the navel orange of California Is an exotic, reaching Ms present habitat nfler devious wander lug. And, be it ever so sweet lasting, If Its skin has had Its la-auty marred It scarcely ever gets farther than , tho orchard where It grew. Not only that but even the most comely ones before tbey are boxed and shipped are brush ed by machinery and polished and otherwise fussed with to give them a beauty which mere nature never would bave provided. William It. Stewart In Technical World. ignorance Not Bliss. "There Is a certain gnawing uui-er taluty about calling on people who speak a different language from their servants," remarked the woman who does. "You can never tell whether they are saying, 'Make another cup of , ten, Katie; I have company, or 'She always drops In about tea time, eon found her! Tour some more hot water lu the pot.'" New York Tress. Saw For Himself. A man carrying a looking glass said to a newsboy, "Come here and look into this glass and you will see a don key." "How did you Hud that out?" retort ed the boy.- London lOxpress. OppoaiUa Often Wed. "Miss, you are a holdeu. Nobody will ever care to marry a holstnroiis girl." "Don't worry, mother. I'll lind some alee, glrlsterous boy."- Kansas ( 1t Journal. Externally. The Doctor Yon understand, don't , you, that this is only to be used ex ternally? The Patient's Wife-Hunt, sir, I alius makes him get out o' tied to drink it! London Scraps. It Is better to hope and to work than to grumble and quarrel and shirk. Baltimore American.. Generally the Caie. "I wish you would mention this to Jinks. It Is highly Important." "I'll mention It to him today." "Hut how do you know you will see him today?" "I'm hound to hump Into him. I owe him money."- St. Paul Pioneer Press. No Mercy. MU tress- Sarah .lane, what has hup penedT Sarah .lane (Hi, inn m. I've fallen down the stairs and broken my neek! Mistress (Hrmlyi Well, wlul ever you've broken will N- deducted from your wages. - Svdney (N. S. W.l Bulletin. He Could Not Will, "fan you lend me a i er, old fel low y "Surely I can." "Hut will yon';" "Ah. my will power has utterly de ser'.ed me these days!" - Town Topics. Motoring. "Motoring Is the en poetry of mo IM-m." "Kiecpt when uu fan e a smashup!" een then It's bhmk verse!" I melon opinion Two Eniymai. "Why don't se tie-n like the no HMs descrlU'V "f give It up Why don't e see gli li (lie the Illustrators draw?" -l.oulsWUe 'ninter-.iotirn.il Job Printing Linotyping at the Tribune Print Shop I Want First Floors Only. From house to house a young con pis passed, looking at Huts, "it's funny they can't tlnd anything In this whole block that suits them," said, uu Interested observer of thel progress. What Is the matter?" "There are plenty of vacant flats." said an agent, "but they wouldn't suit those people. They are not on the first floor. That couple is Just from tlis country. Like all other people who never have lived In tin apartment, they are afraid of fire and on that ac count can't be persuaded to go above the ground floor. A year from now they will cheerfully climb to the fourth or mnybtt the fifth story, hut until they get broken lu nothing hut the first floor will do." New York Press. All Out. (ieorgo Golden and his friend Casey, a pair of well known humorists, once sailed for Europe. Relating the events of the trip after ward (iolden remarked: "Talk about seasickness! Had 1 known that Casey was a 111 let ed that way we never should have gone abroad. The very first day out Casey collapsed and refused to brace up again. I tried all sorts of remedies on him. but without avail. All he would multer was 'Oh, inusha, muslin. I'm so III:1 "Finally 1 cried out, Caut you keep anything on your slomach. manT "'Only my hands, George,' he groan ed; 'only my hands!' " Changing Pork to Fieh. How does a Ifuddhlst fisherman Jus tify his trade? My arguing, says Mr. Young, that he does not kill his flsh, but only draws It out of the water. after which the llsh dies a quite natu ral death. We know a better story than thai of Mohammedan I a scars on the eastern steamship lines. No good Mo hammedan eats pork, but yoi;r Moslem la scar has acquired a belief In the transubstantiating virtues of sea water, so he hooks his chunk of pork to a Hue. losses It overboard and, after a rever out pause, begins to haul In, hand over hand, to his nasal, slow chant, ".I no soar! Idhar no maeliee!" which Indng Interpreted means: "Away pig! Come along, fish!" Experience has proved the ertlcncy of this rite. London News Big Beds. Our ancestors would have had small respect for the modern single led. We all know their old four posters with their ample room to spread, but these were tpiUe cramping In comparison to Koine of Hie really big beds of tho world. Tiie great carved oak bed of tin Kai acens Inn, at Ware. England, now n curiosity of Ityehonse, al Hert fordshire, measures Iwelw feet square mid can hold four people comfortably Put no one on record seems to have wanted so much night room as O;: king of Pashnii. whose Iron bedstead h:td an area of I.Vi square feet and was eighteen and three quarter feet long ami el gut feet wide. - London Sat unhiy lie lew. Brother Jonathan. The railed Slates has been known In Enhnid and other countries a "lb-other .liiualhau" for more than lit" years. :m this originated with the fa mons ( Jeo"!e Washington, I'rolileii! Y)ishl:i:iuti was not above coieoilllni; !!iit-s In Ms al in In l.i rat Inn, mid h. had a very close friend named .Inna than Trumbull of Connecticut, u lion: he was accustomed to consult befit;1 arriving at a decision. After a time the sn.vlng, "I must consult Brother Jonathan." with which he Invariably met requests for favors, became al i u oh l a catchword locally, and subse 'ji'iMitly Its fame spread until foreign -o in tries Dually adopted 1 1 when speaking oi the I iiUed Stale. Wliy the CmScjuo Cow Died. A unlvenlty professor was lecturing n Hie l'.;ivpte people and their cii "is. on the subject of their superstl Mons he told the following; ' I was walking down the street In a i'lli' ttasin village one d:iy when a n.iri came excitedly toward me. After ! n itm forth elv about ho whispered: luOr She is dead.' ho'.'- 1 asked, wondering whether man had lost a lovely daughter or i d;itirul w lie. cow! She died Ibis morning.' was tin answer. 'And.' he added, it P i t baid to explain. The very tlrst l li -ng I sa w this morning w hen I g' need out of the window was a wo ur n Truly, fate is against me.'" Lafcadio Hearn on Browning. As for Urownlim and Meredith. I ic- nd lite bulk of the work of l oth as doomed to aiihh hecausu of Its ob J Hi ny. I rev eie Mrow nlng - even j though obscure. I Inn e been lecturing I j npi.n him. I revere Meredith still nunc, and 1 time lectured upon him ! a- the greatest philosophic poet of the! nineteenth century for is he not ttn o:i! mie who has embodied a complete j eihUal cnm-eptlou of the evolutional; philosophy in poetry? Hut how much' greater would both poets bae leen If1 1 1 1 1 . -v had wiltteii as clearly as llosicttl or Tennyson? ; j There was n party of Kreiich artists who made what Ihcy calhsl coffee pic ! hires a wonderful album Kvery one ( of these artists emptied the dregs of I his coffee upon a sheet of soft paper i after dinner ami accord inn to die mif ; neMlons of the shapes of thcQ.'iihn pictures were Inspired I think that the obscurities of Brow nlng and of Meredith are like those coffee stains for Hit mystic minded, ihcy suggest pictures Inefnlile. but these are d eloied outj act-ordito the Imaglna tlve and artistic cntwultr of t'rend er, Krvtu "Things Kngltfb)a) Japa iievt," Lafcadio ilearn tu Craft6du. Medford Rink WINDELL ft LOOSLKY, Trops. Two Sessions Iaily, Kink riof sl on Humbiys. Afternoon Sesnion 2:00 to 6:00 Evening Session 7:30 to 10:30 Tin- management will endeavor to i-'imlii'-t this rink to sic u re the pat ronage of lie best people; where t hey may (jo for recreation and liealtlifnl exercise. J'eople piitroui. ing it must at all times conduct themselves as ladies and gentlemen. Music will be provided and special features added fro mtime to time. All skaters pay 2." rents for use of surface. Admission free, except on special iiijjhtH, which will he an nounced through the press. SPECIAL MUSIC. Society Night Wednesday ADMISSION 10 CENTS SKATES 25 CENTS UNLAWFUL FENCING CHARGED IN KLAMATH COUNTY In a otiit fil'-d in the Tailed Stales disiiiri, colli Friday afternoon Kujjcnc k HopUiuF id' iCainatli county is ac eased by Tinted States Attorney Mristol of uiamtniiuiu; u fence which encloses govern men t hind c flaw fully. The sail was filed on in formal ion niven in an affidavit undo by Henry M. Hnghy, who allej-is the fence in (piestioa pre ent4 free access to his own property, DINNER BILL Br ill Ma say there nr two things for which no one is ever pre pared, and that 's "twins." It's the little things in life that run n t. So says the poor man with a large family when he counts up his household expenses for the month. Perhaps if he rated the hill individually it wouldn't look so big; and per haps if he traded with Miller & Jk Kwhank he wouldn't begrudge the money ho much. Why? Ke en use a fellow dnesn 't mind parting with t lie coin when he gets the full equivalent, and n good dinner means more than wealth Ut the average man. Von ll always he able to find something good nt our store to tempt your appetite. Try it if Sunday dinner problems worry you any. Yon 're just the one we 're looking for. Yours to plea e, MILLER & EWBANK Rogue River Valley Orchards Company CAPITAL $200,000 We have purchased from Mr. K. V. Tarter and Mr. K. T. Staples of Ashland a tract of 107:1 acres of what is considered as good apple and pear land as there is in the ROGUE RIVER VALLEY, which we have subdivided in five and ten acre tracts, which we are selling upon the following terms: Selling Trice Total "Amount I'er Acre. Cost. Neces V. Five acre Orchard Option 1 Hunt l $1.0 $ 7.n) $7f.O Option 2 Planted and eared for 1 year 200 looit 450 Option .'1 Planted and cared for 2 years 247 12.V oS5 Option 4 Planted ami eared for :i years 2i4 1170 .T.M) Option o Planted and cared for 4 years 341 170.1 2.1.1 Option II Planted and cared for ;! years INS lmn UK) Option 7 Planted and cared for (i years 4 .1-1 217." 12.1 Option s -Pliitil -d and eared for 7 years 4S2 2410 fill Option ! Planted and cured for 7'j; years . . . . ,100 2500 00 'Amount necessary to get, deed and possession. I EASY TERMS 10 PER CENT DOWN AND 1 PER CENT PER MONTH. I OWnilcd information and literature will be sent upon application to our home office, 2os Humboldt Kaak bldg., San Francisco, or to any real estate agent in the ROOUE RIVER VALLEY. THE LEGAL BLANK DEPARTMENT Of the Southern Oregonian is the best and most complete south of Salem PARTIAL LIST 0 HLAXKS ItKAI. KSTATK Wnrmnty Dtssl l.tniK inul Short Form SiiilHfiu't'n of Moitwttu Transfer of l.ien Power of Attorney MecliMiic'ft I. ion Wtiter ICintit FOR KKNT. FOlt SAI.K. IMncer LocnUon Homl for Dfcd Miner 'i I, ion Summon Kxeciitioti JuiUmcnt Tnuwript Coitimiiim.nt for liinl Si'iiii h Wiii miil Quitclaim Dwl pond for Peed MortKiisc l.eiit WithTiix Payment 1'rovinion Option to ltiiy I,ml Atrent's Contracts MISCKI.bANKOtfS Itillof Side l.itjuor l.ii'eiiw Form Nolicp to T real winner Cnntitor's Clmm Airionst F.atate Chnttel Mortirxrc Acknowlnliriiit'iit ConffSKion of Jtiihnnrnt Covers fir ltl;oiks Fl'ltNISHF.hJItOOMS MININ'C FTC. (oncnnlUmnll. (Jaarts Locution Water Itijttit treon unit l'. S. Forinit lontnicl to Sell leed I'nmf of Ijtlmr JUSTICK OF FKACK Civil ami Criminal SulipiH'im Attachment I'ntlert ikintr am) Attl (urnis)impnt davit for Attaelimcnt Con l Hill Commitment for Fine Notice lo Jurors .lory Onter t ivil Coniplnint Warrant for Arrest PKtyiATK IVlithniifor I.ftter of AitmiriiMmthin. Aitminif trntir'. Fivmor mru ("tuanliioi Hoiuii ami HiwN; ittiler Selliim Apart 1'rolrty Fxempt fnn Kxecution. Orltr Coiilo nil'iK Salt of Hen I anil Terminal I'roperly 1'it.ition: Coin m inn ion to AponuerH; l'tteitof A.lminmt ninxi. Inventory ami Appraisement; I'roof of Will; l.ellern Tesliimciitai . Atlac limenl Noi ire of Carnlilnnent tirnml Jury Sutiivtena liiihitment Timm i ipl of Jutliimcnt A eotnplete. nn to date In1 SHKKIKF 1U.ANKS. CIKCIUT COURT 1'nilertakiiitr ami Afliilavit for Atiailiment Criminal ami il SiitiMM'iv Summons Co! Hill t Fxei-uiion Searvli Warrant Notice tu J u rum of U.S. LANOOFF1CK.I COt'NTY COCKT AND All printed after the latest and best forms. tJ Orders promptly filled at Portland prices. CJJ Give us a trial. SOUTHERN OREGONIAN Cd0o8d OREGON YOUNG MEN LOOK IN OUR WINDOW THOSE A R E READY - TO - WEAR CLOTHES. LOOK CLOSELY. THEY FIT WITH STYLE THAT IS UNCOM MON. THAT IS NOT THERE BY AC CIDENT. THEY WILL FIT YOU THE SAME WAY. WE CAN PRO YE IT. COME IN AND TRY ON AND ASK HOW MUCH FOR THAT TTladben Madison Style INT DOTH STYLES AND FABRICS THE GENTILITY" OF THIS GAR MENT MAKES ITSELF APPARENT. FOR THE YOUNGER MAN WHO IS PLEASED TO DEMAND HIS STYLE ADOPTION, EXPRESSED TN THE REST OF FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC WOOLENS. THIS MODE IS WITHOUT A PEER. . Model Clothing Co. "MEPFORD'S CORRECT CLOTHIERS" All Kinds and Varieties of Lumber Are You Thinking of Building? WHY NOT SAYE YOUR MONEY BY BUILDING A HOME OF YOUR OWN? WE MAKE AND SELL ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING NEEDED IN THE LUMBER LINE. CALL, SECURE OUR PRICES AND PLACE YOUR ORDER BEFORE THE SEASON'S RUSH BE GINS. THIS IS GOING TO BE M ED FORD'S BANNER BUILDING YEAR. GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR AND GET IN NOW Iowa Box & Lumber Co. MEDFORD OREGON OliOINANCK NO. 144. An onlintmri' authorizing the issue of the bomis of the City of Medfonl, Ore on. to the niuount of twenty-five thou s:intl dollar!!. Tho I'ity of Mo.li'ord il..lh nnlain as follows: Section 1. TImt for the purpose of p;iiiii street intersections and com pleting City Hull there are hereby au thorized to be issued the bonds of the City if Medford to the amount of t went;, five thousand dollar, which said bonds shall be dated the first dar of February. llos, and be in the de nomination of one thousand dollars, and shall be known as Mieneral Improve ment Houtis." and shall bo numbered from one to twenty five, both inclusive. Said bonds shall be signed by the Mayor and oiuiterMgued by the KocordVr. Said bonds nnall become due ten years after date nud shall bear interest, evi dence! by coupons ut the rate of six per centum per annum, payable semi annu ally, and both principal and interest of aid bonds shall be made payable at the office of the t'ity Treasurer of M ed ford, Oregon, or at the banking house of Kountre Hnw. in the t'ity of New York. State of New York. Sect ion A. D. litis, together with interest on said sum from the date hereof until ' paid, at the rate of six per centum per milium, payable semi-annually on the ' first days of February and August in each year, upon presentation and sur render of the interest coupons hereto attached as they severally become due. Both principal and interest of this bond are hereby made payable nt the office of the City Treasurer of Medford, Or egon, or at the banking house of Kountze Bros., in tho City and State of New York; and for the prompt pay ment of this bond, both principal and interest, the full faith and credit of said City of Medford are hereby irre voeubly pledged. This bond is one of a series of like tenor and is issued for paving street intersections and completing City Hall Approved: .T. F. REDDV, Mayor. Countersigned: It EX.1. M. COLLINS, City Recorder. Coupon. The City f Medford, in the State of Oregon, promises to pay to bearer the sum of Thirty Dollars, lawful money of the Cnited Stntes of America, on the first days of February and August, 1! , at the office of the Citv Treas urer of MM ford. Oregon, or nt the banking house of Kountze Bros., in tha City of New York, State of New York, for s.mi annual interest due that date on its (ieneral Improvement Bond, dat ed February 1, lf0S, No. . Approved: J. F. TJEPPY, Mayor. Countersign ed: BEN.I. M. COLLINS, City Recorder. Section 3. This ordinance shall be in force fifteen days from and after its oThe Medford Brick Co. coMI'tlsi:i i(i. W. HKKMV, O. 1 NAtit.K. (i. T. O'llHIHX. MANT K l TlKIMiS ()K COMMON A N l I'KKSSK1 ItKlcK. liKNKK.M. COX TKACTOKN Al lll'll.hKKS IX AM. ITS ItliANVHKS. pi.AXS Ag)' KSTIMATKS H'liNISHKIl. A I.I. WoKK (1 1' A K A STKKI. 1.IMK AMI ri.ASI'KI! AMI CKMKXT KOI! SM.K n niminnt to ami in f nil compliance with tlic charter of Mitl citv and nntlcr anil in accordance with an ordinance of aaid asngi', approval and publication in the ' ". ""'.v pcii. j Mcdlord I n 1 1 v Trirmno. a ncwupaper And it if hereby certified ami recited published in the City of Medford, Ore thfit all acts, condition, nnd thing, re- gon. piired to he done precclcnt to and in The foregoing Ordinance wai passed the ujuing of this bond necessary to . bv the Citv Council on this Hth .lv f In.i.ke the same legal and valid have February, A. 11. 19m. bv the following : been ttronerlv Hone, bannencd and been I i-,,ia ..; Tnl..:.t. The bonds hereby auth-i nerformisl in reunlar and Hue form nnd'V.f.,. .,. i:..i. ... ...7 ... .I...H i... ; ...i ;.!.. .u. .i . . v . ..... I ""riman " ' ' ' "" Mime as requtreit ny law, ami msi me aye; Olwell and Hafer absent. ' total indenttMness tu sain i uv or sum I'nit.-d States of America. ' frd. includinir this band, does not el Xo State of Oregon. 1 .00". ,wj th, constitutional and statutorv ity t .Medtord I nmitations. t.eneral Improveinent Bond. i testimony whereof, the said Citv of Know All Men by These Presents, Medford has caused this bond to be Th.it the City of Medford. in the Conn- e'-aled with the corporate seal, signed ty of .laekson and State of Oregon, ibv its Mayor and countersigned by its acknowledges to owe, and for value '.(ivorder, and caused the annexed inter received hereby promises to pay to i et coupons to be executed by the fae bearer the sum of one thousand dollars simile signature, of said officers this lawful money of the t inted States ofjfirM day of .February, A. D. 1W1 Approved hr the Mavor this lath dar of February, A. P. Approval: .1. F. KKBUV. Maror. Attest: ftF.X.I. M. (VH.I.I VS. City Kecorder. .Newcomer, in Milford are: A. K. ( oney of Alamnla, ( al.; N. Oaucfc, Oris ka, .V I)., and Thoma. Van of Orka, .X. D.