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..II- .,1 is i tiifnl .C 'i .1 f 1 Fafte EIrM 60 AtoWVEWiiAkV I w Hi ' 7r rtiiiiv-ji c; Wit I C. Columbia River Asparagus Sends -i Top Prices 'Down PORTLAND; Apr. 13 (P) Thoro was iiRnln lack of dcflnlto change In tho' general butter market situation. On the open market both cubes and prints wero unchanged for tho dif?. Local make and receipts from tho country continue to reflect n. very lib eral increase,1 which in spots 1b be coming more or less burdensome Quality In general is better all along tho lino. Butterfat market appears about steady with tho pi Ire uniform in most tsotlona of tho Portland trado terri tory. Trading In tho egg mnrket con tinues to reflect nothing but easiness gimt rally throughout tho country. Thero Is llttlo change In prices, values being hold by tho storing or surplus by distributors. Continued stationary values are re floated in tho live chicken trado with the only weakness apparent In small broilers. Much of this depression ap pears artificial. With a quick rush to market of Columbia river aftparagus. prices show n vory sharp reduction horo for fancy stuff. Sales nro generally being made around $1 dozon bunches, a few a f ruction more. Keuuewlck stock Is down to 80 00c for 12s. Very flim demand In showing for California strawberries. Carload lots aro quickly moved. Another ono is due Thursday morning and is priced to sell again at $1.76 for 12s, While practically no cash purchases of onions aro reported In tho coun try, consignments aro being made, Tho cash prlco Is nominally $5. The 41)0 th car wan reported out of Brooks yesterday and the 600th was duo to leave Wednesday. There Is a surplus of spring radlxhcs on tho local market With a resulting sharp cut In the price. Sales In gen eral oro not being mado above 40c dojton bunches. Thoro whs practically no change In general country killed meat prices Wednesday. Veal continues to show strength with weakness and easiness In hogs and lambs, both spring and old crop Muff. Notes of wholesale trading: Rhnlmrb market Is slow with prices i;encnilly easier. Do in and for hothouse tomatoes is just about able to absorb current small supply. Poor quality hothouse cucumbers. MARKET NEWS OF THE DAY ClllCAOO Open 3HH .K3'i May July (old) (new) sept, (old) ... (new) I'OKTlNO Open ,H .lil , .mn July Sept. CU1CAOO CORN Open H'nh lo closo .311 .:Wr.S.V .31V .34 M.,y July Srpl. Spring Cfl)AT aimosi a $Q.75 Umihiiul Assortment! New Blylcn, gninrl fultrirg youM puy more for Ikc where! Popular POLO lypen! Novolly TWEEDS! Bouclcs! WOOLEIVS! 1932' lirKt Hyles for drein anil for uportl LAY-AWAY PLAN Kvcn nlth lhf! low prlrrs a nial tlvpaalt hot it n your tvfactiont PENNEY GO. LA GRANDE, ORE. selling down to 30 (r 40c dozen aro finding favor with better stuff slow salo. Steadlnoss Is shown for cauliflower with bottor quality locals arriving. PORTLAND PltODUCK PORTLAND, Apr. 13 W) Onions jelling prlco to rotallcrs: Oregon $fl.00ot $6.50 con Inl; boilers $6.00 K $5.25. Butler, butterfat. eggs, live poultry, country meats and mohair, nuts, cae cum bark, hops, potatoes, new and socd potatoes, wool and hay quota tions unchanged. SIKlAlt AM) ri.Ol'11 PORTLAND Apr. 13 (tV) Sugar Cano, granulated $4.15 100 lbs., beet $4.05. Domostlo flour Selling prlco de livered: patent 40s $5.50; do 08s $5.30; bakers' bluestrm $1.40; solt wheat pastry flour $3.40 t,t $3.60; Montana hard wheat patent $5.00 $f $8.30; rye $4.40(if $4.60. WOOL MAKKKT BOSTON, Apr. 13 Ml The prlco to bo paid for tho new wool clip in tho country appears to bo a factor in th0 uncertainty over spot values In this market. As long as tho goods market remains dull, manufacturers aro Inclined to hold back or make only low offers. Dealers hesitate to acwpt tho extreme low prices recent ly offered, for they oro uncertain whether they replaco stock at prices on tho level of tho bldB. f'llll'.Mm LIVESTOCK 01IICAC1O. Apr. 13 (,V) (U. 8. D. A.) Hopi 14.WH): slow, stenrly to Bo lllKllor, 170-210 lbs. 4.16i$4.25. Cftttlo 0,000: Inrncly steer run; slow ami unoven. Venlevs strong to n shiulc hlKher 4 50 i,i ,5.00. Sheep 13,000; prnctlenliy nothing done; fat ewes l:).00ur$3.75. OMAHA SIIKKP OMAHA. Apr. 13 Ml (U. S. D. A.) Sheep 10.000; liuutis steady, other classes steady; Cnllfornla springers a.'J5, shorn eves M.SOd 'J.75; feed ing and shearing litmus 5.50t.i G.'J5. 'I.lVKHl'OOl, WIIKAT UVEDPOOU Apr. 13 1,11 Wheat r'.ose: May an : July oai,; October mi. Exrlumgn M.78. MI.YI'.K KASY NEW YORK. Apr. 13 iAI Bar sll. er easy and 'c lower at !lRe. t WIIHAT High -fiSlfc v Clos .tiiS, .f.iK WllKAT High low riose .('-M4 .tw .Hi .CIA, XA .til .in Market Fails To Overcome Decline NEW YORK, Apr. 13 W) The stock market f allot! to overcome its habit of declining today, but selling pressure relazed markedly. A few Is sues finished with losses of 1 to more than 3 points, but most leaders wore off only fractions. The closing tone was heavy. Transfers approximated 1,100.000 shares. Advices of the federal reserve's fresh credit expansion program, and reports that large banks had been admonish- cd by reserve authorities against needless calling of loans, apparent! played a part In tho better tone iff th0 markot. PORTLAND LIVESTOCK PORTLAND, Apr. 13 - Cattle 35, calves 10; weak. Steers 600-000 lbs. good 46.26 ifr-17.00, medium $5.00 7su.-20, common ;j.7or,f uuo-nuu lbs. good 40.36 & $7.00, medium $5.00 4( t0.25, common $3.76 c $5.00; 1100 1300 lbs. good $5.70 at $6.50, medium $4.00fff $6,76; heifers 650-050 lbs. good $6.76$0.50, medium $4.50 Qb $5.75, common $3.26(f4.fl0. CoWs, good $4.75 g$ $5.25, common and medium $3.26 (if $4.76, low cutter and cutter $1.506 $3 .25. Bulls yearlings excluded, good and choice (beef) $3.25rri$3.70, cutter, common and medium $2.00 op $3.25. Vealers milk fed, good and choice $0.00 m $6.60, medium $4.60 ?f $6.00, cull and common $2.60 $4.50. Calves 260-500 lbs. good and choice $4.60 & $0.00, common and medium) $2.00 (if $4.60. Hogs 160, steady. Light lights 140-160 lbs. good and choice $3.75-$4.60; light weights 100-100 lbs. good and cholco $4.35$4.60, iho-hoq ins. good and cholco $4.35tft$4.60; medium weight uoo-uzu ids, good and cnoico $3,75 ot $4.60, 220-250 lbs. good and cholco $3.50 $4.35; heavyweights 250-200 Ids. good und cholco $3.25 iw $4.25, 200 350 lbs. good and cholco $3.00ft'$4.00. Pocking sows 275-600 lbs. medium and good $2.76 6t, $3.60. Feeders-stock -ers 70-130 lbs. good, and cholco $3.00 693.50. Sheep and lamb? 200, steady. Lambs 00 pounds down (spring) good and cholco $0.60 $7.00, medium $4.60 $ $6.60. Lambs 00 lbs. down, good and cholco $6.60 $0.00, medium $4.00 ?? $6.60, all weights, common $3.00ff $4.00; yearl ing wethers 00-110 lbs, medium to choice $3 .00 j $4 .00. Ewos 120 lbs. me- dium to Cholco $2.50W$3.00. 120-150 all'weiKhU. cull to common 1.00 ' $1.75. WINMPKU WIIKAT WINNIPEO. Apr. 13 (VP) Wheat closo; May 03 r(. .04; July 65 $ ; Oct. 60. Cash wheat closed; No. 1, 03;; No. 2, 00; No, 3, 60. PORTLAND CASH PORTLAND, Ore., Apr. 13 (ff) Cosh wheat: Big Bend blues tern 71c. Soft whlto 01 'jc. Western whlto Glc, Hard winter 60 'jC. Northern spring 59 'j a Western rod 60 'jC. Oats: No. 2 whlto $22.60.. Today's car receipts; wheat 21; flour 11; hoy 2. IIUTTEHFAT ' Ram PRAuniRrin Anr m (jm Butterfat f. o. b. San Francisco 20c. REGISTRATION OF VOTERS IS HEAVY (Continued From Pago One) tho last election, those who will havo established six months residence In tho state, thoso who havo boon, naturalized sinco tho last election, and thoso who havo moved Into a different precinct since tho last elec tion, and thoso who failed to voto two years ago, In both primary and general elections. DEMOCRATS MEET IN PARTY RALLY IN CAPITOL CITY (Continued from Pago One) nnnvnnnntntivn Mnt-v t Nnrtnn nf New Jersey, and Mrs. Nellie Tnyloo Ross, vlco chairman of tho nnrtv's party s fOre ar- raiRnment of Republican promises nnd noliclPs. the senate's Democratic chieftain also called for: Rigid enforcement of the anti-trust laws, uso of American capital at n ,,ii,. r.r nrMi.ixiiiPiiiiniimi of foreign debts and no readjustment of debt except in tho interest or America, and re-establlshment of higher commodities prices through orderly disposition of existing sur- pluses, readjustments in ' domestic production and other processes. Gatherings throughout the day and evening wero programmed, beginning with a session at which "minute men" gavo John J. Roskob. party chuirmnn. ft rmwt nn tho m'tuni ton In each state. Tim rrrui'Hiiiff ni'fint. nf th HrtV rirtv a gala banquet tonight, will havo fAr,.,H nnwnmr Rtni Hnrrv pifwi Byrd of Virginia; Governor Ritchie of Maryland and Senator J, Hamil ton Lewis of Illinois, as speakers. All the speakers on the luncheon program let loose critical darts at the administration's tariff and re lief measures, but only one Repre sentative Norton took a III tig at prohibition. Urging abandonment of the pro hibition bureau, she said the "noble experiment" has cost tho American people $370,000,000 for enforcement. not count tmr the revenue "which could be had from a legllased tax on beer and wine: while the cost In murders, suicides, corruption, crime and prison and Insane asylum upkeep cannot be estimated." "While all of this Is developing," she added, "the leader of our coun try is not sufficiently interested to even attempt to discover the remedy. Men on Capitol 11111 with closed minds refuse to read the evident handwriting on the wall." Taking the "harmful results of 'new economies'," as his text. Sena tor Robinson termed the Hoover re- lief proposals as "palliatives, not cures." and said financial Instltu-'Art and Gift Shop. They specialize, proceeds to be applied In satisfaction ttons had been slow to avail them- hi windshield and aide glass fitting, of said judgment and decree, lnclud selvea of the privileges afforded by mirrors and all kluds of plate glass ing costs and accruing costs of c the "Qlass-steagall act. a Democratic 'work. ( 4-13-3 t. cution and sale-. measure." due to "tear which seems I , I Dated this 39th day of March, 1933. to have paralysed the brains of those 1 ( IIAltls c.ARMKSTS ! JESSE BRKSHEARS, Sheriff of Union who control the sources of credit." Mrs. Leo Hansen. Farm. 3X. County, Oregon. After saying a "nation-wide props- , 4-13-1 t. Mar, 30. Apr. 6-13-30-37, CT GRSNDE EVENING OBSERVER, TX GROPE, ORE. ' Pittman World Court Plan Is Rejected, 11 - 8 WASHINGTON, Apr. 3 W) Tnfi it tee senate foreign relations committee today rejected, 11 to 8, the Pittman resolution proposing to ask for an Interpretation from other signatory powers of the meaning of the Boot orotocol for American adherence to the world court, chairman Borah planned to poll ' tho remainder of the committee but I the 11 votes against the resolution wero enough to dofeat it. ) The aim of the resolution was to determine whethor tho Root protocol covers a reservation adopted by the senate In 1926, under which the court could not render advisory opinions upon matters in which this coun try claimed an Interest without the approval of the United States gov ernmcnt. Secretary Stlmson has taken the view the Root formula completely covers tho reservation. The senators who voted for the Pittman resolution were: Borah, Johnson. LaPollotte, Robinson of In diana, Glenn, Pittman, Lewis - and Ships toad. Those opposed were: Capper, Reed, Fchs, Vandenburg, Cutting, Swanson, Robinson of Arkansas, Walsh of Mon tana, Harrison, Wagner and Connally. ' The committee readied no agree- ment for , tlmo to vote on the Root protocol. Work on Owyhee Project Not To Be Halted, Word PORTLAND, Apr. 13 W Work on tho Owylieo reclamation project in tlio Vole section will continue de spite a cut In appropriation wnicn was described today as a pupei slash." A socclal dlsnatch today to the t Journal from tho national capital said "the cut In the Owyhee nronrlatlon wns approved by tho sen- ntA rr.1nDrin ,tflniiih ftfjblltfi lit tfir . . " tor Jones, chairman of the appro- prlatlons committee and received as- suronco that money to keep tho work going will bo reported later In a de ficiency bill. ' "Tho lost half-million dollar cut by this arrangement will be only a paper slash and the necessary con tracts can go forward." Tho dispatch pointed 1 out that thoro also remains the possibility that the reduction will not bo ap proved In conference. "Under these circumstances," It Is said, "Senator Rtniwor did not nrnaB his amendment to restore tho Owyhee figures to tho basis of tho house bill. Tho- op proprlatlon at this time stands at $500,000 plus the unexpended balance which approximates $1,600,000." . . ganda (In 1028) built up tho myth that a letter mailed anywhere to tho 'miracle mnn',: would be prompt- ly delivered to Mr. Hoover," the Ar- kansos senator, vice presidential nom- inoo in that campaign, said every ",ollc' auvanccn uy, tno prtauueni. uiuu I is now generally regnraea ns uii- ouuiiu, Him ujr jilting icgmuuu iu direct cause of tlie depression." Everything thh,t Mr. Hoover said would happen failed to occur," he continued. "Everything that he prom ised would not occur has taken place." "Tho record of the last three years." hO said, "establishes the conclusion that tho economic' policy of the United Statos as reflected in extrava gant government expenditures,', in loans to bankrupt foreign govern- iiiviiu.'. unit ill nio uiiuubiiiviiv w wu- lffs which have well-nigh destroyed our commerce, have been the con trolling factors In producing depres sion In this country, and in causing It to extend to other spheres. 'The new economics must bo cast Into Tho six recommendations Robinson mado Included: First: That loans to foreign gov- crnmonio or to tneir naiionius on wmcn pnymont i prwuusuu omy uu mo ineory vne unitea duiich win m -,,..--,,- , hr , J ability of the borrowers to" pay.t It Is better . anouio noi oo acceptea ito uso tne money at home Second: United States should an- , nounco a nrm purpose not m conw or rcnoiust neuts aue irom lorciKit , countries except upon conditions , - ti. u vn uw Thlrtl: Abandonment of tho policy o( isolation reflected in prohibitive I tariffs, and entering into fair recip- rocal tariffs. , Fourth: Enforcement of laws for prevention and regulation of monop- ollcs- He charged "feeble" enforce- i ment of anti-trust lows by last three administrations. Fifth: Reduction of high cost of government by, first, abolition of de- I payments, bureaus, boards, commls- slons ond offices to discontinue dup- iiCHium in service nnn uuiiviiivs, ond, "additional taxes must be levied, Increased taxation is no remedy for depression. It is tho penalty which must be paid for extra vaganre dux - ing prosperous wmes. be stimulated and foreign markets reached by receiving on more liberal terms those products of foreign coun- tries which cannot be economically produced in this country. "Readjust- ments must come." he said. "In do- mosuc proauciion ana m commerce I before commodity prices will sub- j Ktantlally advance," FIND IT HERE Copy far this Colomn H t n. In by 9 . nu HOW TO S.WK Both time and money, by having your glass work done at Richardson's NO. 13602 .TREASURY DEPARTMENT ' Office of Comptroller of the Currency (Washington, D. C, March 7, 1833. Whereas, by satisfactory evident 'presented to the undersigned, It hat .been made to appear that "The First National Bank of Li Hrnnrln" In thn nltv of Ia Grande In the County of Union and State of 'rraartn Ytaa MmnMnei with all the Oregon has complied with all the provisions ox tne statures 01 me United States, required to be com-, piled with before an association shall be authorized to commence the busi-1 ness of banking; Now therefore I. J. W. Pole. Comp troller of the Currency, do hereby J certiry that "The First National Bank or La Orande" in the City of La Orando in the County of Union and State of Oregon Is autnorizca to com mence the business of Banking as provided in Section Fifty one hun dred and sixty-nine of the Revised Statutes of the United States. In testimony whereof witness my hand and seal of office this seventh day of March, 1932. J. W. poLjE, comptroller 01 wo Currency. 3-24-00 t GERMAN IK IS SPECIAL Collection of 10 choice assorted col ors for 2. Clarks Greenhouses. LADIES HATS M,in n.w at maH coot, and color or shade with lacquers that do not nrrn th Btraw. Take your hat to Richardson "The Art Man" at Rich- . ordson's Art and Gift Shop. 4-12-2 1. 1 a nimmae sale for the benefit of , the Neighbors of Woodcraft will be held Saturday, April 16, beginning at 0:00 a. m. at xne oia Booiery ioca-; tlon on .1. Depot. 4-13-3 t. nrautltcning. pleating, Button boles, etc Norton's Kldly Shop. Adv. L. H. Bramwell, Republican Our Next Sheriff "BELIEVE IT OR NOT" ' Peeling that I am qualified to psr- form tho duties of the Sheriff's of- fico, which have now become a mat- ter of finances and tax collections. rather than criminal man-hunting, I ap-jnnnounce myself a candidate, and r&Qi that mv nast record for honesty. ll .,....!.. - i n -rinnnAn- i,uiobu,v r'Ar't.. ,wu i"ia - r w'" juH.iiy uw proval. 4-13-1 t. NOTICE ' To whom It concerns: I will not be responsible for the payment of any debts or accounts contracted now or hereafter by any person other than myself. Signed; Mrs. Maude Bousquet Bunm 4-12-3 t. RUSSIAN SMOCKS Just arrived, a shipment of Russian Smocks. These aro suitable for golf- S. and other sports wear. Ask to seo , them at Melville's. 4-13-1 t. I NOTICE TO CREDIT OILS I NOTICE IS .-HEREBY GIVEN that tne undersigned has been appointed Administrator of the estate of John w. VanPleet, deceased, by the County Court of the State of Oregon, for Union County. All persona having claims against the said estate aro hereby required to present them at mo omco or uan u. neim, wow -oiey Building, im urande, Oregon, as ac- wjniey jor . aaminieuawr, wini wie proper vouchers, within six months after the date of this notice. Dated this 30th day of March, 1032. CLINT W. VANFLEET, Administrator of tho Estate of John W. VanFleot. deceased. Mar. 30. Apr. 6-13-20-27. ' NOTICE OP FINAL IIEAIUNO NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that F. B. Tharp. administrator of tho cs- te'of Homer Llttleton, deceased, has filed his Final Account as such administrator, and that the County Court or Union County, State of Ore gon, has set Monday, the 25th day of April, 1032, at 10 o'clock a. m., at the Court House in the city of La Grande, Union County, Oregon, as tho v 7 . rM. thereof, and that any and all per sons having any objections thereto appear at said tlmo and place. F. B. THARP, Administrator of the . . . . . Estate of Homor Littleton, deceased. W w nTVrtM . Atnrnnv fnr Arlmln- ktrator, I Grande, Oregon. mar, ya-iiu. Apr, o-ia-au. NOTICE OF SHERIFF'S SALE Notice is hereby given tliat I havo received foreclosure execution and ' v" X T ,tho seal of th0 Circuit Court of the State of Oregon tor the County of Union, dated tho 28th day of March, 1932. in the suit therein pending wherein Callsta E. Lindsey is plaintiff and J. A, Keown and Mary B. Vomer, formerly Mary B. Keown, and Otis Varner, her husband, are defendants, to me directed, upon a decree and order of sole mado and entered in said court and cause on the 25th day of March, 1932, In favor of tho above plaintiff and against the defendant Mary B. Varner in the sum of $500.00. witn inwiwi. wu-ieuu b u jici -ctii per annum from February 18th, 1928, until paid, with $50.00 attorney fees and $15.80 costs and disbursements, ( in which said execution and order of srup i am commanded vo sen me ioi- property described In the mortgage being foreclosed in said suit to-wit: Lota 1, 2, 3. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. and 10 of Block 21 of the townslte of Allcel, union County. Oregon, together with the tenements, hereditaments and appurtenances tnerounto Belonging or in anywise appertaining, NOW THEREFORE, by virtue and authority of Bald writ, and In obedl- j neo to its commands. I will, ou Sat- I urday. the 30th day of April, 1933, at ten o'clock a. m. or said day. at tho! front door of the court hou In La ; Orande. Union County. Oregon, sell at public auction all the right, title.' Interest and equity of the above I named defendants and each of them ! In and to the above described real ; I property, had on the date of said mortgage or thereafter acquired, to the highest bidder for cash.- subject to redemption as provided by law. the n i w R 13 I i m : i ia 1 ill U Friday ' J DaVfi 5 Best Grade Western Oil In Bulk Bring Your Container Gallon . , 19c Limit 5 Gals, to a Customer UNBLEACHED MUSLIN' 27 in. wide, 25 yds .... RAG RUGS 24 x 48 4 for : TURKISH TOWELS 20 x 40 7 for Non-ICinkable Garden 25 Ft. Non-klnkable lengths. Limit to a customer. .. .... .. ASH TRAY & LIGHTER Dollar Day CHAMOIS, SPONGE & DUSTCLOTH , WEDGE CUSHIONS for the Auto, 2 for Reg. 92.00 Five-Cell Flashlights Five-cell focusing flash lihts complete with bat- tery and bulb. Heavy nickel finish. Limit 1 to a customer. KALSOMINE 3 Pkg-s. for , PAINTBRUSH 4 Inch CARD TABLE Sturdy , $1.98 Two-Slice Toasters Two-slice nickel toaster. Turns toast as side Is let j) down. Nlchroine wire element. Cord and plug attached. IRONING BOARD Well Built LINEN CAN Fine for Linens ... FOOT STOOLS Special ,. j h S2.00 Nickel-Plated Electric Iron Electric irons in pound size. Nickel without cord. A 3.00 value. 1101-3 Washington Ave. ZZ3 Your Neighbor and ""Cir ! TIME LIMIT SPECIALS 9 to 11 a. m. Thursday Only Yard .... I . Limit $1 $1 $1 Hose corrugated S 1 1 length 1 ... f , tf - P J- tPl. (g-J P JL Focusing 1 tf - tj L T- tpJL (T - t L Electric in MEN'S WORK SHIRTS 2 for ALL LEATHER GLOVES 4 for CHILDREN'S SHOES Oxfords and Ties ... 1 SI SI SI 51 6-Pound SLIP-ON SWEATER CHIFFON HOSE A buy, 2 for ANKLETS Buy now, 10 pair the 6 1 - plated regular Phone Main 18 Saves Money at Ward's Wednesday, "April 13. 1932 Silvania Tub-Fast Prints New dainty spring patterns. 7c 10 yds. to a Customer $1.49 Galvanized Garbage Can Galvanized garbage cans with corrugated sides . . raised bottom. Rein forced rim. 20-gallon ca pacity. 1 FISH POLE Q-i 8i2 ft., Split Bamboo .:. ........... TACKLE BOX (ft f Special .. ,. Jp FISH LINE d 100 Yards 3)1 39c Men's Rayon Shirts and Shorts 4 for $ 1 Men's rayon shirts and shorts ... all sizes to start. Four garments $1. ELECTRIC HAND (j Laterns, each ; ........... pJL PERCOLATOR rr-g -Cup MAZDA BULBS T- 30 Watt 6 for . 9 1 $1.00 Pastel Shades Rayon Undies 3 for Women's rayon undies b . . . panties, steo-lns and P 1 vests. Peach and pink colors. Small, medium and largo sizes. $1 $1 $1 Fine Broadcloth Dress Shirts 2 for Men's fine grade broad- jjj cloth dress shirts ... plain and fancy patterns. Sizes 14 to 17. 1 $1 $1 $1 La Grande, Oregon Why Don't You?