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Tlmi'sday, January 23, 1930 Page Four LA GRANDE -EVENING OBSERVER LA GRANDE. ORE. 1 afoutbc fretting (fee xbtx (inoorporatad) An Independent Nowpnper J r 1 FRANK B. APPLEBY Editor and PublUhw HARVEY F. MATTHKWg BunlneM Manager Publlaheft evenlnKB, exnept Bunday, at 1410 Adam. Avenue, La Orande, Oregon. The Ouaerver.Star published every Friday. Entored at the Poatoffltf. at La Orande, Oregon, as Beoond 01am Mnll Mutter under net of Miifch 8, 187. OFFICIAL PAPER OF UNION COUNTY AND THE ' CITY OF LA ORANDE MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS The Auoolatod Press la exclusively entitled to uae (or publloa Uon of all news dispatches credited tp It or not otherwise oredlted It published herein. All rtghta of republication of special dis patches In thla paper, and also the local news herein also are reserved. National Advertising Representative M. C. MOQENtfEN A CO., Inc.. ian KTnnoloo Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland. Chicago, Detroit. New fork SUBSCRIPTION RATEP Uy Carrier uully, Mi'i un'iili in advance 76e Oally, su months In advanoe 14.60 oally, sliiKh copy.... - . Bo lly Hull Oally, pei month In advance . . 60c Oally, per six months In advance - J2.60 Dally, per year In advanco ..16.00 1 Weekly Obaerver-Btar. por yenr 2.00 ADVEHTIH1NO RATES uisplay. toruign per column Inch . 42c Oisplay. local, por column Inch . - ....... ; 40c Plme contract prices on application. 1 CHILDREN OF (lOD Ah ninny as received him; In them (,'iivo he power to become tho Hons of God, even to tlietn that Iiellcvo on his nume; Which wore horn, not of blond, nor of the, will of tho flonh, nor of tho will of man, but of Clod. John 1:13, 13. Perhaps the thing that made old-fashioned dances respect able was the frame of mind. If criminals have "sick minds" what in thunder is normal? The safely-first movement should have shown a gain in 1929 over 1928. There was one less day in 1929. A news dispatch announces discovery of an island where the wife is the boss of the household. Since when has the United States been an island? UNLUCKY EXCEED THE LUCKY Though there is now about $9,000,000,000 worth of gold in che possession of civilized man, it is generally accepted as a fact that tho gold that has been taken from the earth is not worth what has been spent in its pursuit. Many men have devoted lifetimes to searching for "pay dirt," but how ntany fortunes can be traced back to the lucky strike of some suffering prospector? Innumerable shafts have been sunk in lonesonte mountainsides without finding yellow ore. He who wanders among the solitudes of the Rockies is quite likely to encounter the scars left on hillsides and in the gullies by prospectors who have worked claims that never produced. Claims that proved bonanzas were few and far between. It was only tho occassional strip of sand that yielded its yel low dust profitably, and in most cases even it was soon ex hausted. On the Whole, more has been spent in the quest of gold than was ever realized from it. In this respect speculation and other forms of gambling are like prospecting lor gold. Tho losses always exceed the winnings. Fabulous seem the winnings in the great lotteries of Europe, but tho money that goes into them far exceeds that which comes out in prizes. Fortunes were nmdo in the stock boom and for every fortune won many fortunes were lost. ...-!. "Weather Man" Of Style Declares That Skirts Will Continue Longer lly Denting Seymour (At Featuro Hi-i'vloo AVrilrH NEW YOUK (At') WkH-U nro KTOWilltf Still hillKLM'. 1 Tiwy will bo humor ih-nI. Hprhm tlutn they worn lunl fall. I Hemlines nro imivlntf Knitltmlly down in Uo of tho ntubburni'Ht rebellion tho I'iikMoii world Una known In many uranium-1. iTbH lion Mannl by wonuMi who llkt'il ; whorl Hklrls bnnmso thoy loolit'il youtiKur In them, umt had tnuru freedom of motion. J Tho foreciial that skirls will korp on crowing loiifrcr I not thu ciiraH of a detslmitT, nor in ii tho intor AHU'tl nrophi-i-y of u im-reliant who hin lotiK tiktrtK to Hell. j It in the conclusion of Amos Par rlHh, "weather man," of ntyle, whoso ujfentH watch what women tiro wearing In every veprcHciita -tivo Hector tit .imrU;in It fo and who undertakes, by deiernilnliu: IrendH, U tell department ture buyyni and exeeutives tliroimhoui tho la ml, at twiee-a-year c Union, what tin nmdo i tho moment will ho nix montlm hetn-e, Skfrlh weren't as ImnK fait li H they were a Itemed to he, Mr. 1'arrish points out. They were Just Koltlntr lotmt t. They have 'been Keltlng lonm'l', Muwly hut ceitaialv. Nor-jf. sorim.-. he s-iy, the skirl imwt in fanlilun f-r d.(, ilino stre. t Wear Will tie of middle calf length, flvo to fix inelns helnw the kio-i-and Kl to It (iirlii-.i above the ground, lepi ndlni; on thtt height or the wearer. Most mi Uh and em-emhles t'nr ttt weiir ami mosd dnyllme dre.iset and -oats will be of the wutio middle calf length. Thren other h nthM w til be in fashion. If Mr. l'ari ish' eeiiMiMcji and ehartH ure mdleative of ten-dom-tes: l-'or neltvo fpoi'ts wear, dresses f -"upper calf length." three to four Inches below the knee, U to Ifi lnehea ubovc the ground. A few ftiiitH and ei)Keinbtcs for Hlreet w-eiir and most evenlim' w I'iipx will ftlm be or thtM length. l'Or foilual afternoon wear, the lvu;cr cult ltli,t;i, 1 to 11 hit. hi w IL ai:d the good are "morons ' ! below tho knee, of thl; length also will ho a few ver fornuil suits and ennen.hles for ttreet wear and most of the formal afternoon dresses, I'or evening wear, dresses of ankle length at one or more places. A fiwv eveniliK wraps will be ankle length and a few will be hip lenKtli, Mjiny women believe that skirts were arbitrarily dropped last fall from the knee to the anUe, but the telidi'Hey ti longer dresses oes back two years. Ity April, most dresses were two inches below I bo knee, and last October most dresses were "upper calf length.'' lly sprlni; fashion analysi-s nhuw, diesses most In fashion. will tie about two inches loiter than lust October. Six different skill lengths have b'-en in fashion in the hist seven yean. Kour-f iftlis of the dresses were of ankle length in li'-it. rive years later nkirtN woe about as short us women could wear (hem at the knee or higher. Then t hey hean to ;-t loin; or. and Mr. r.irrlsh avers lb;it wuinen themselves broin;hi iibunl the cbanye. Tliey won lired of tho pbiill s(i"tiht line eli-ots. and ie Ciia to add bows ;iio ph at'- and Mther details. And eii-ealar i:o,lois. flm hii'S and fbtunee o(tr!H didn't balance with slmrt iIonm, I.KAOK A A, !! IHIU i NF.W- YOLK ( AP) -John I bur Johiihon. w U- pi i im; i( ! m ; j bull fiddle tit times past us at ; lluet-d ytin- attention. u,,u j, :l,Js ; , a tnx nreht-Mr.i in I !r..id u u ; ; i-hop wuey I'M.'iMislniH m lls ' : (VHow, you krtnu. who t'liee ; lei -eicai.ed n ad' 1. II. t, atnUodvl j in the world. If, u--d t-' Lull ' : liddle in (rulhlut; runip lnr ainu-", : i inviit, ; Swimming is e..Md fur racing greyhounds, says Tralio r lw rence l'"reetnan. lie take.- Ids pooehes for u daily dip in Uu- vciuu' at Alia mi jjvueh, I'Ut. I ; -' ! Abe Martin One noiI tiling alK)iit tho pres ent clay cost o' llvui tho feller ithnt feiitllM Ills cluuiire don't lose I linlr an much ns ho umxI to. Why : tin folks with rooms u rent ulliw i iHi'fer veins? FRANCE AND ITALY BARE NAVAL VIEWS (Continued from Paffo One) ' ouo of tho moHt IntereBtlng of which wan a meeting' Into this af ternoon between tho . Jlrttish. J'Tench and Italian. No dato wan net for the next, full Hemdon but apparently nono wuh plnnnod this week, ... ., ... . Interest Centt'rH Interest centered around tho French and Italian nddrosses be ea.use of tho emphusiH plueed on their viewpointH In the crfas-cfOBH of jersonat coiiferenuen recently. Premier Tardinu'H addresH repeat ed several points made in tho French memorandum of hiat De cember but in whnt wuh felt to he a hopeful and 'conciliatory HpJrft. Ifo repeated Krunce's need for a navy in view of her colonini ex pansion and touched by inforenco on tho lonff held lYeneh Uesiro for some international accord for ho curily. Thf; address of 7lno Grand i, tho Italian -foreign minister, waa vir tual repetition of what ho had said at the opening session on Tuesday. The Italians liavo had many con ferences durinff the last two days. Including a king conversation be tween Foreign Minister Grandi and Foreign Manistee Hriand of Franco but there was no. indication that they had brought the two gov ernments nearer together. Outlines .la pan's Views ' For Japan, Ueijiro Wakatsuki again outlined in general terms his nation's reeling that, (t, vou,ld ,huv,c real recognition commensurate with its needs In any naval re adjustment. This, like the tiues. tion of Anglo-American parity, was being kept momentarily sub merged. Prime Minister Matrimonii Id, af ter the adjournment, waa asked by newspapermen if there would he open sessions, lie replied prompt ly in the affirmative and then, a fter a short hesitation, cout in ued: "l will tell you what T told them In there. 1 said let us have open conferences whenever possi ble. Wo must consider the needs of tho press." Amid much laughter, the con ference chairman parried a suc cessive question as to the details of the conference plans. Asked what would bo taken up, he said: "There is first tho question of fleets On the sea, second the question of rieels laid down and third fleets provided for by various votes of parliament. "We are hero to find agreement tor tho lowest, possible level of strength at sea comparable wit b the security of the five sea powers. Then we want to prepare the way for general disarmament." Sa 1 1, fact ton Kxprossetl Kvery delegation expressed sat isfaction with the tenor of the day's feeling. Tho Italians indi cated they were especially pleased to rind they and the Americans might tie in agreement on some important principles including lim itation on a lutsls of ratios. .1. L. Kaislnti, or Canada, said that no Canadian exposition or the naval queestlon would be made at tills time but that Canada was pre pared to cooperate 100 per cent in the purposes of the conference. COCG1IS VI TOOTH THK PAUMOS, Ore., Jan. t AP) Hugh Creighton coughed up a tooth yesterday he mvallowed a year a.uo. lie had alt his teeth pulhd in an effort to regain his health. Convalescence was slow. A fit or oouL-hlng seized him and i ho nvolar rolled onto the floor. Physicians said the tooth hail been in his lungs. I II AllLKS .MACK lXKCI KP CoHVALLtS, (He., Juu. "-'.'I (AIM haiies Mack of Klamath Falls elected editor of the next ar's Heaver. Oregon State college arboi'k. Hy a two to one vole :is elected over Kermll John i). Portland. In a spirited midyear I'etiou yesterday, .More than -.000 votes were eaM. KOSI Itl KG MAN NA.1li:i - ' j magnetism or something in a tree SALKT. Ore.. Jan. 2 (AIM - i n;ir the 1Mb green of the Wnf iiovernor Noi'biad today appointed j fruns olf club in -Surrey for th Walter S Kisher. of Koselmrir. a j ball of . Halliburton. In y.-.us tin-mher uf the state bonus com- j uf play he seldom fail, d to hit the taisf-ton to succeed Kd Pa I ley, or Junction i 'ity, ho resigned re cent ly to enter the contest for gov ernor. Without a Hyninuslum the Missis--ippi A. & M. basketball loam will play alt its gmm s away from home i ;bl, .uwn. Surveyors Will Take Census Of Trees In State OJ-YMPIA, "Wash. (AP) Along tho shaded trails' of tho Pacific northwest's remaining tlmberlandu crewa of wurvoyors will soon begin the preliminary work for what ulti mately will be the most extensive tree census nnd forest survey in the history. of tho United Htatos. Coincident -with, tho recent an nouncement nt Portland, Ore.,'that District Forester C. 21. -Granger, of the Paelfio northwest district, had been promptod to tho position of head forest economist In churgo of the nationwide survey, advices re ceived by forestry officials at Olym j pla indicated that thu survey w ill bo undertaken In tho early spring. The survey will be conducted un der tho direction of the forest serv ice, Unltod Ktates department of agriculture. It waH authorized by the McSwoeney-McXary act of 1028 and, forestry officials hero said, will bo one of iho biggewt under takings In tho development of for estry yet Instituted. Start In Northwest Because of Its oustanding com plex and importance na a lumber producing region, tho Pacific north west has been selected as the re gion w-hero the first work of the national Hurvcy will be started. The study will bo extended na rapidly as possible to other forest regions and will eventually cover all the forested areas of the United States. It will be a comprehensive ap praisal of existing forest supplies and conditions, growth and require ments, and for present and future trends, fill of which properly co ordinated will constitute a funda mental and economically sound basis for determining federal, state and industrial forest policies and programs In the future. jCongress .has .authorized a fed eral contribution of $11,1)00,000 ; to tho project. An initial appropria tion of $40,000 is available for tho work to be carried out during I'JIiit. .Successful development of the project, foresters declared, will de pend upon widespread co-operation with federal, state, industrial und other private latencies. Curtain phases of the survey, such as the forest resource inventory and the: study of growth, will be handled by the regional forest experiment sta tions under Granger's direction. Another step already taken as an adjunct to tho survey is a canvass, in cooperation with the census bur reau, of the wood requirements of tho wood using industries. The agricultural appropriation bill now before congress carries an increase; of ff85,OO0 for the forest Hurvey for the next fiscal year. Jt is planned to use $50,000 of this to expand the work in tho Pacific northwest, foresters said. In tho southern hardwood region, $25,000 will bo spent to institute intensive work. The remainder, $10,000 will go for individual assignments. ' Granger .is now' in "Washington.; I. C; where Ire wns called -to 'con fer with Chief Forester K. Y. Ktu' art as to plans for starting the sur vey In the Pacific northwest, Active-preparations are expected to begin immediately after Granger returns to his office at 'Portland about the middle of February. CKNT-Ulfi GHII)li:it.S HOOK TK.VMS 1HO.M SIX LOOPS DANV1LLI0, Ky. (AP) The Praying Colonels of Centre col lege, who knocked over a lot of football giants between T.ii!0 and 1!)L'4, nro spirting the nioou ot oo Huth again. f Tho Colonels, who have boasted only ordinary elevens since the days of Ho McMlllin and company, conquerors of Harvard, will tangle with Tennessee of the Southern conference, Northwestern of the Hig Ten and Kansas Aggies of the P.ig Six. , The Colonels also will take on St. Xnvier of the Ohio loop. Wabash of ' tho Indiana conference and Southern Intercollegiate Athletic association rivals. F1HK KXGINK ADDS COLOlt TO INTKHNATIONAL PIUXiltA.M SAN KUANCISCO (AP) Tho clanging bell , and shrieking siren of a hook and bidder hits been beard. uruund the world, by air thia time. - In answering a fire alarm the ap paratus passed .directly in front of n microphone on Market street hero whilo a program was being broadcast through a network of American radio stations and re broadcast across the waters of the Atlantic and Pacific by short wave. PUoi iT.s ix s( i: GAIX HY SPKMUNG LANSING, Mieh. (AP How .Meieneti sometimes pays profits in illustrated in u report to the Amer ican Association for the Advauee-. nvent of Science by C. M. MeCrary . of Michigan State college, j He said that members of the Michigan 3ull Husitet Potato eluh spent $3-1. SO more per acre to raise their potatoes than ordinary grow ers. This extra money w ent for scientific improx enwnts. I'or this kuiii thry harvested more than iOU bushels an acre above the average. The result, said Met'rarv. was to give tnom-lho lowest aver- f age cost per bushel in the state, in j some eases tlowu to -7 cents a j bushel. MAtiNKns.ii in mi r. i rONt'ON (AIM There was trer. Ills will provides that hi; shi shall be scattered on and under tho nemesis of many an otherwise good score. Ty Cobb entertain gnosis at his home in Aumista. li.i., with movies of European act-nea taken on a trip ubrou-J. NGEl . UPON SMWA TIME. Otto H. Kahn, wealthy bankor and widely known putrou of grand opera, worked In uu olllcu as a "postago stump, licker." Kahu Jokingly de clares that, as a lad, lie could, lick. ls. 'weight lo, D o s. t.a g e stoliips,' Germans Urging European Union As Bar To War Ii. O. I'n ill .Tones . (Associated Vvcna taff Writer) : JilOKi.iN (AP) Opinion are divided in Germany aa to the' feasi bility of creating a pun-Kuropo, but agreement prevails iir many polit ical ami industrial circles that sumo kind of a closer fusion of the continental nations has become inoperative. Tho realization has been spread ing that JSuropc is on the verpe of becoming anotiior l.ialkan hotbed, with nations armed to the teeth confronting each other and in con stant diuiKer of starting another war conflagration through some error or mistrust. 10 ven those not advocating the pan-Hm-opc - idea admit that It would at least eliminalo tho men ace of Ciermany's boinjf .swnmjied hy more powerful nelRhboi-s. As Krlch Koch, the Kelchstutf deputy from Wescr and a close friend of tho late Dr. StreKemnnn writes. (j(?rniany's geographical position is tho most unfavorable imaginable for war. But in a definitely peace ful Europe, that same location would make her tho most favored country, providing her foreign rep resentatives arc clever enough to nip any attempt at a fusion under the political and economic influence of so mo other power. As the method of Aristide Uiiand, 1 French foreign minister, for tho consummation of tho Pan-Hurope idea' is ( considered ly many too , complicated, political " and ind'iis trial leaders of Germany are more inclined to favor a central Knro pean fusion, such as was advocated before the war by the former under-secret ary of state, Flicdrieh Xaunvtuu. J They havo revived Xaumann's argument that Germany's future lies in a central Kuropean alliance to bo extended towards the south east by the successive adherence of countries in which the German language, German traditions and German sceiences continue to be popular. j in this connection Deputy Kueh and others of his persuasion would seo tho nation take a greater in terest in that Jewish element some what scornfully designated In Ger-, many as "Ostjudun" (.lews of Kastcrn Kurope) who, they say, havo fulfilled u great German mission in countries where they sought refuge in the Middle Ages from tier man persecution. They, acted as promulgators of the Ger man language, it is argued, for their yiddish German i n modern adaption of tho old high German. j ''Knglanrt which has the faculty I of turning every opportunity to its advantage," writes .11 err Koch, "would have known better how, to treat thest1 dews than we did dur ing our occupation of Poland." A Los Angeles artist, sued by a film star for $ IS n. tin a breach of promise, says the girl dropped Into his lap like a ripe peach. He prob ably is ready to agree by this time, that what appears to la- a peach occasionally turns out to be a lemon. Forty-Second Year of Friendly Service Sank .-m , PARTY ntOM FIEt.D Ml'SEUM I HKKIUNU lt.VHK HO.NUX IllltU CHICAGO (AP) A Field mus uum cx)P(lltlun from Chluauo Iiuh loft to nopk In Africa a number of rui-o HpeeimeliH cif bird and aninml llfu. Homo uf tlirin nut found In any InvUHCUiu In the world, I Amoni! the chief object will be the African honey bird nnd Hie very rare, nnd beautiful wiblo antelope of PortiiBUese Went Africa. Tho ex pedition is led by Arthur 8. Voiney of New York and tendon. The honey bird Is n little bird which leads men to honey. It la xaid to whlHtlo softly at the sight of man and, oneo attention is ar rested, to flutter up Into tho branch of a tree where bees havo stored honey. CHILD fil.EKP AXALY7.KD AI-TIill THHIIJilNG FILMS ' COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) Study of tho effect of "western" movies upon the sleep of children has been started at Ohio State University by Dr. Edjfur Ule, professor of psychology. lie Is BtudyinK also tho type of reaction produced by war films. These two researches are part of a Kenernl investigation' to learn ef fects of movies on children. The research is financed by tho Payne Fund, New York, and tho psychology departments of two other American universities, not yet, announced, will participate In tho Investigations. Louisville's Colonelt . will open sprint: training at Mobile, Ala., March 2, a week later than year. last The Park Gets Its Share Of Cold Weather Ity Mis Klva C. Vanordcr (Observer Correspondent) THU : PARK (Special) Tho weather In this vicinity is still very coid. the thermometer dropped to 'Hi below zero, Tuesday morning early and at S o'clock it was :i0 below. : Frank Wigglesworlh and Clar- enco Vanorder both have badly How would you like to lose' 3 5 frost-bitten faces as a result of the ; pounds of fat in a month and at cold weather, the same time increase your ener.- Koy K.utnasawa, of Hates, Ore., gy and improve your health? Is spending a few days with his J How would you lite to lose un parents, Mr. and Mrs. Charles healthy fat that you don't need and Kumasawn. . . don't want and at the same time Mrs. Kenneth Vanorder Is spending1 u. few" days with her par ents. Mr. and Mrs. J. it. Wanker, of Pondosa. Tho -school-was dismissed Mon - day morning as only two pupils wero there, but T uesday morning found, all the pupils at school. Hoy and Hugh Kumasawa visit ed nt the C, Vanorder home Mon day morning. , . ;Mr. Aonty Gusin was ;i business visitor in Pondosa Tuesday. Tho . Misses Hen la h, Dora Mae a ml Mjfrsaret Kline and Ki'iink- New Features UNITED To. the crest of record values. "How in the world can you give, such values"? This has been a common expres sion. But we promised you an avalanche of bargains . . . where Savings are Guaranteed . . . and here they are And How! - - ' New Shipments ..... Replenished Stocks Exceptional Values Don't Delay . . . Bargains too Good to Last. Do Your Bargain Hunting at Breier's. It's a Great Game! At Least a'S3.98 FANCY RAYON BED SPREADS Full Standard Size 80x105 An attractive jacquard pattern woven in a lighter shade of color. Spreads in assorted leading colors. 12 Monvmc, Best Quality IMPORTED QAn JAPANESE PONGEE OUCyd. A very special import order on a low market. . Since wc bought this the mar ket has considerably advanced. We urge your early shopping Another Shipment PENDLETON Qfln sox ZyCrr. This is good news for those who were late arrivals for the first shipment. AH white, pure core wool yam and a real f0c value. Hy0 future heeds Successors to NIK. WEST & CO. Kayser Hose No. 88x $1.35 With the Slenderizing1 Heel lln Kline visited tho Misses Klva nnd Mary Vanordcr Monday after noon, i Clareneo Vanurder and son, Kenneth, were business visitors hi Pondosa Monday. Mr. Kchofield and bis nephew wero business visitors in Medical Springs Monday. Donald Leslie, the small son rf Mj and Mrs. Lester Leslie,; is pn tho sick list this week and was unable to attend school. f KADI HAMK RKQ Travel is not the only tiling that broadens. Ask those who can t con- i trol their appetites. , ' ''It is high time you were insured against accidents, sir." ' "Why?" 1 "You arc silting on tho boxing i champion's hat." ,i AMKIUCANH. should (l-'VOlU more of their time to beautitymg things,' sjtys an , Kngltsh critic. Great guns, t hat feliow doesn t know our women! mm wu 5g2f Costs 85 Cents A Month i To Lose Pounds of Ugly Fat Thousands of Women Know This Is True j tool better than you have for years? How woald you like to lose your double chin and your too promin ent abdomen and at the same time Jmake your skin so clean and clear that It will compel admiration? How would you like to get your weight down to normal and at the same i. time develop that urge for activity that makes work a pleas ure and also gain in ambition and keenness of mind? ' . Get on the scales today and see how much you weight then get an to carry BREIER'S Value Double, Heavy Wool Mixed. BLANKETS 2.98 ' -I'i-ll). Weight, ' Was bought as a mill closeoiit after sea son was over. They are just in time for winter, came late but hard. Assorted patterns, wide mercerized bindings. See This New Arrival 06x80 Heavy Cotton Double PKITKREL O 1 ft BLANKET , Z.LV All over broken plaid patterns some with bolder designs. Really a ?3.50 value. 1.98 This Price Speaks for Itself CRINKLE t f BED SPREADS 1.4" 80x105 Cotton, with colored stripes of gold, heho, blue, etc., on white grounds. LA GRANDE STORE Ridicule will aeconipllsh mo.it anything except prevent a wonfan from wearing indecent clothes if they're stylish. ilaek was looking over tho dic tionary and ont o he lauihtHl aloud, 'Why arc you laughing aaUtnl Hut. Is your hok interest I ly??! "A'o, not intei-cstiiig, an.swvred .Fuck, "hut amusing. It Kpelis worfl .so (liffcrent from the way 1 spell tiiein." Kind Lady (to red-cheeked Utile (boy): "Well, my little, man, you've got roses in your cheek, haven't I you?" - . I Little Man:-'Naw, ma'am; .that s a.wud or gum.' ; ( - '' ..''. "What are you Htundlng .-ovor there throwing rocks. at that littlo bov for?" ;. . "I dassent go no closer, ma'am, lie's got the whooping-cough." - i UM0NIA Cull a imytucian. Thm tfifl "tmeiEuncy" treatment with' OVER MILLION JARS USED YEAPIV S5 cent bottle of Krusehc.n Halts which will lust you for 4 weeks. Take one half teuspoonful every morning in a glass of hot water and when you have finished fK first bottle; weigh yourself ngaln. Now you can laugh at the people who pay hundreds of dollars to lose a few poonds of fat now you yill know the pleasant way to lose un sightly fat and you'll also know that the 8 vitalizing salts of Krus chen (Salts that your bloods, nerves and glands must have : lo function properly) have presented you with glorious health.'- - After -that you'll want to walk around and say to your friends- "One 85 cent boftlo of Krusehen .Salts is worth one Hundred dollars of any fat person's money. C Leading druggists America ' over std! ' Kruseheii Halts you can air ways g:t it at HeU Cross Prug Store. ' Ally. Arrive mi r ! ! 3M