La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, January 02, 1928, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextMonday, January 2, 15J28. LA GKANDE EVENING OBSERVER ', Tagc Seven I: hi ti ' i I I M ) The Observer Want Ad Page r the Market place of Union and Wallowa Countiei I NEWTODAY ! WA.NTKli To luiy No. a lioii-Mlctl. .nll Kni-niPi-a 12X1, l-l'-Jlp ! J'Yirt S.U.K !ry ICI-lm ll wimi.I, ik I llwri'il, ?9 :i ioiiI. IMinni- I'T'J-i!. j . 1'Olt SAI.lv llnoil heatc. ihi'iip. full L-ill (Vitur. I'n'nne is:i-n: , V l-2-ll KHTJtAYKD Tu Ijalilrin-cl l.uy mares. Wright i:tu ami fiinn lli.-t. Ilrnndt"! 22 on front' Hlmiil.Ui1. fall Kiirlnri-K ll'Xl. l-"-U; lg VOll PAI.H (lit TISAiiR We Imvp i 'i-iirli. l-'iirnlttirn K-iciintiftr . . . ' ' I - -1 1" FOIl SAI,K Oil TliAIH: -v'oal ul wood ln-Hlorti nt prlci'H yon can HfTonl , to pay. FfTl-nll un Vlx- t'lwiii?"'. . ,i-2:tr 1'OK H.U.K (IK "I'ltAlli: Coli'litali . i'tfus , lU'Hlui. Kci'pH liu-. . l oom 'warm fur Jfi a. lay.; .urnlt It! i' KxrliuriKP.. . l-li-lf 1'(K tfAf.B Oil TltAlll-; Ni-w an. I . Ilfli'il oil lieatf-rs just tlif thin;; , l'lr; I llt- KaraK'. batlifootn o ' liit.st-niiMit. J.-iirnit in t- KxehaiiKi.. . ;' .'(-.' i-j-ir (OI( ri.H.l; Will sell iif moili-in (.-room hous. on pav-i-tl st i-iit at a hurpnln for a quirk salt . I'tlr nl.slird of tmlnrnis'ii-il. li;"4 u.iL y or pliotn- 4:;ii-V. I-l'-.'!i i TO!! -IIK-NT Apt. fall 4X1-W. . i:'-:i(i-:it KUfl HUNT Hi room Iioiuui iSTt mo.. Call 8JS-J. 11-IS-tf. l-'ult JIKNT Throo-roum -furniyh-(a npai tmcrit. Ofll I IS-lt.. (Mono , iu. ia-ao-:ftp KOU. IUCNT Modern furnished upurwnen,!. corner (ith and N AVn. Call 147-A1. . I-:HMC IXirt UKKT 5-room )miiM ku rngo; rhoap. Call JCO-W. 12-2S-lf IXJlt ItKN'T Modern sti-am-iinat- I ed rooms. 1&J1 Adams. U'Jo-M. I 12-7-1 nip I Mt ftlsNT y-rtoom fiiiiilHliod liOUHe, 1S10 Greenwood St. , la-H-lf yOH IUCNT A tfood 2-room fur- . nlwhed apartment and baihrootn ry thernelvf!; dlroet sidewalk i entrance and woodshed, $12 per inoutb, lnolndlnff water, to re-j i upertnblo maji and wife only. ! I 110 Oronnwood Ht. lU-2:t-if , 1 'kou SALE A'U tradk ' 4 'I "I'hono 27J-J.' " J2-2if-itp VOn HALK Ono'd oleelrle washing machine. Cheap: . lL'uti N Ave. . 12-30-Ut l 'Ott MA LIS A real bargain" In n soeknt power operated six-tubo rudio set. Also a four and five tubn set. Inquire 12JG Y. 12-ll)-lf IXH'M J'OtNI) .Man's dark oven-oat. Call Observer. J 2-:i0-(it ftllhCf'JIXdNEOTJS .U'KAJtD AOKNCY Third ab I Adams J i:r28 Itulek Standard Kednii $ 127ft 1 1M28 llupmobile Sedan SJ27r. 123- J'nekard Sedan $ $fU WW Dodge Sedan; new - rubber ' i $ .(IftO Will take. smaH cars in tin do. Terms on balance. Ph. Main ti:.i. . . i2-2:j-tr MOM'N' POP 8lU 6ERRICK HOW DON'T GOMAKW A MOlSE UKE TH' 4-TH OFjOLf OVER TUftT (OO 1 MPiOE FDR Y00 ON A SS60 UFTTH'CAT OUTO THE bag y ester- 1MVE.S1ME.N I - ItlCTit "alCVK Ufi A dan - HE IS NOT THE RtAU BILL SERRICK AT A.LL, BOT MERELV AN IMPOSTOR UNI"r Wtl YOU SOMWA QME OM A REAL CEM. r I JOST TO START S TH' NEW YEAR WHO MOVED IN ON THE (SUNNS TC - . . w , - Fleece 'em odt ok their coiu- The QUWWS, nuwDVtx. 5fiu. THIN HE IS Tkf Son of pops Former College. CHJM , FRECKLES AND HIS SO PAR ) 7)XfiTS BPOkEM A wv OF tS&5 M AJ&VM VSAR J BEEAX 7U CEsoL-crrioMS, wT b&iws so pop.' - -TTrvy i fciK-fLJ . - - - - Rjja "tt-tC t-wt m ; ' ' "'IT 'r5 L I "V CLP -W' I ' Si cl?p' !" ' I t liAMy.)1'''' . 1 ! Wi'VVw. Observer Want Ad Rates ' ICnii( fHo aver UNO wortU Co ilio lino.) Per llm Ut lnUtm.-....lto "I'cr line, eael. abided cuueo- ' utlve Ittiicrtiuu . ... lo Minimum I'hurue 011 one or- tier ... -25c ItAl KS BY MONTH J liiii-H, ti-r aimitli .... S2.r0 ;t line. Mr month ... I Uiii'Sj kt Month ..... I. lit) A lines, xtr mniifli $1.75 Kaeh additional line over five vlmi-guil at 60c jk'b' Hue pr mmtth. . DASH I N ADVANCE Is ru tpilred on nil t;iu.vifi'ti onlcra to em n tlinse ruteK Higher nilfN charged iu all credit hi- 4'liiOII.-i, Coijr ror nil Classified" orders nniMt Ih; In this off lit by 10 A.M.' IIAV UC I.NSKIM'ION. Si up inh'i s on ml liisrrtril un til fiutlur mil fee must be rr t:ele( by tfie smiin hour or ex tra Insertion til be cliai(eil. Tflephune o r il e r h wtlleltil. Tnisli rates n.iiy b ennieil oo phone oitU'i'H by iiHjiileiil on or befue Uniu of lust IitNerllou. IMIO.NK MAIN !7 "An Observer Want Ail Will lo II" CilKAl MONKY Monthly pay . men Is, plain or h(i uikIiI loau.-f. Heo J. U. Oliver. l-'-G-lm 1-HHt lilUK Ni-w Mulck and Hup. siMlans. l.a tlfantlo Drive Urself Co., Packard Ajjroncy, Main tI0, lSJ-a-liti I. A tlKANDU 'AIA'ITIIKSS &-...UP-. liolstiM ine- & Wi-avliif? WorKs. I'hono 4-4-W-. Chas. Kdward. Prop. 12-1-lm a i ast i.n r: -'' NKW YOltK It's a fast life in (his biff town. If Jawlm Helfetz. violinist. lias tilings sized -up riKht.. "I'vf just eonio I'roiif the (roast.' he' vxplaim'd. "IN-ople out thero and ' in the M4ddlt-west nvt'ry-wlH-re else1 take it easier. Hero wi'n- lucky to tfot throe meals a. day, we're in such a. hurry to do nothing. Itesult: Had eyes, In digestion I -don't know." pieixci; ;ooi skati:k LONDON Iteardless oT his ability 10 stay on u horse the J'rince of Wales keeps his feet well on ice. At.Mtdton Mobrayj :a. hapd soiiu'. elevei- skater attracted much iftttnrhm even before be was identified. The Kentish village of Downe less than fourteen miles from Lon don has neither gas nor pleetrlcliy main drainage, no iloclor, eln- ema imr oninibus. One may still meet nu thorough fares in the smaller towns of Pennsylvania those who cannot talk Kuglisb. although they are des rcjidunLs of settlers who came here initre than 2hi years ago. I 'OH JiKXT 3-room Duplex wllh bath, strict ly niodrijii, full base mi-nt, fur nace, in best residential district. Allen Duplex, 1 ".1)7 4th St., Maln'T,4:i. CHILKt - N rttU VOL) A RlDE VEEP J wh7odaN 1 V'MEAN? HAUUMG DMDE-NDS TO Trt' FRIENDS ' FIKBJOST you DOMT V0E ABCOT J ' A OCAl I , rr-yl - MAkS so much . V WS' muf'.'i v. Atoise.' Do voo A iH Mkl C abac p.? Jl WM HEALTH I ,.M Ki: IH2S A IIKALTII vi:.u llv I rankllii M:irtlu. M. !.. Diieun v " " I 'resident, (iui'Kas Memorial ' XS hlh- we are busy making i"so lutfous for the yvar it is wvll to take stoi k of our health , -asset and del ruilne just what.wr should do to insure our personal health hap piness and ixospufity In tle tweiviv mouths just ahead of us. Karly estimates and flsures iVom heallh oiRanizations show a steady trend downward in mortal ity rates. Tuberculosis is Induce henim back. 1 dabetes and ot her ailn nts wen; not so dangerous in I!i27 as rormcrly. The wastage of nioi her and child life was less. Continued scientific research in the cause and t he prevention of disease, plus a cur. tin nous health education rampujgn . haw been contributing (actors in "the record.. Today the 'tired business man' and the hoy -and girl in school are learning more about personal health. - Ami while the-- merchant - is counting liis cniuied goods and fig uring bis inerehnndl.se slocks, ihere is the need for every man and pert aid in striking a health bal- , ance. Co to tlie family physician unnget his appntisal. Help make him a frien in health us well at a friend when sickness comes. I " How Is your exercise balance j sheet ? 1 oesyour food intake j. represent a balanced iia t . .-re j you in the 'red' ho fur, nt over- work is concernt;d ? 1 o you lark I recreation usseis? Have you 1 health 'liabilities ns a t'-miJI ul bad liabitH, and lack of proper and systematic rest? In what de partment should you expand ? -Where should you cut' down? Individual co-operation with scientific methods, particularly . along preventive .lines, . will do wonders for l:2S health statistics. 'o are after the 'one person in three who needs care and advice : right now. We want that person to truvid on the 'well' track. And we want the 'two out of three' to keep Weil, which means the main- COLDS THAT DEVELOP NTO PNEUMONIA. rcKjfitent cottplia and colds ler.d to seribus trouble. You can slon thein miw ivilh (ireaniuUion, un rmalsificd cr;. ' ' sole that is nluuBant to tak-. CreoMtiii- sion is a new lucdical disco ve.ry with two-fold action; it soothcA and hfl.iis the infl;inied membranes and ;r.LiI:it3 germ prowth. Of ail known diue.i. crcfisete is rrc- -j o.fnized by high medical authoiitiesT one ol the yrentel hetduni n;-ncics .( pcrsictcnl coughb uiirt colds and other form nf ihroat troubles. Crconmlsien contains, in addition lo crcosoic, othr lifalin? elements which ecothe ::nd h al the inf'-cted meinhr lies and stop the irritation and inrV.nm.ninn. while the ircoiole poes on to lie slomcrli. ia ah- . soi l ed into liie blood, ul lacks the svnt of the trouble, and checks the grcwiii of the fTprms. CrcoinnHion is paarant-'ed eatisf"c lorv in th treatment of iiersisleat pou(.')ia and colds, bronchi d athit..i. . broncfiiiis and other farms of r-spiru-I 'ory diseases, and is excell nl for build in c an tlie avstp'o flcr Pidds or (hi. Money refunded if any otipli nr cold is not relieved after taking according lo dirwlion.. Afk your dra;rinsi. fadv.) The Kid's Wf SHUCKS -1 THOOSHT YOU - OKV.V HAD PlM MOMEY - X PIDW'-T KNOVO Y'HAO TMOO'SANDS OMTH( 3Heu-T - JUST SIT TIGHT AWHILE. am' i'lu Let voo iu om Some - chile mlmins -stock that'll. ) VOL) ROSY ) &AMK 'Half the J HAUUMG DlJDE-ND? J . ' TO Trt' &AM- f &EE.81LL, "( M THAT'S GSEftT OFFICE CAT , tlWM Hmu ' You . look as if you had been In 'ff "Nil, my wife did it on pui'lmso'.'' tii(t's iirpi:ui:NT 1 1 Iovp you ilio you never speak, I A rVI at my" jokes won't. laugh; ,iul, when I- kiss your lips, I eifVsn It'atise yuu're only a photnrapb. i - I Anyway Noah wasn't one of those 'people who go, off on a trip and leal e I be cat behind. The divoyeo court remeilies the blunder tlrfy moke in the porch ! swing. 1 Store Manager They' mi y lirtni eties luive hueetir dlj-poitloiis (ban hhntdes. Iri-k Well, my wife's been bnlh mid I can't, see much illffeiviHV. ; Americanism : Joing in debt to keep up arfroht; calling it pride Instead of vanity. " '. j ' ' J hit thi:y ji-:t aloxo l""s(iiiH'ttmes think thai there are fellas Who, never, never, owned umbrella. of smokers there are quite m batch W'lui nevei never' have a match. I KIderly Lndy: "I want Jo gel some rearling matter for n .young lady of sixteen.-' ' ' . I Junks. a o Clerk tin1 whNpei):' "You'll find a tbornn;hly eotnplete Jind up-to-date stock of Hiippresseil. novels tinder the proprletnr'h desk in tin rear, miidnm!' -; ' Sellin' .'goods is a good deal like courtlu a rich wldder. ' It don't do In 'appear ton. anxious. , r ' !.." t v. "Woiyler, if vadln ann'bunnorH are lis kind and soft spoken at home as .they are at w ork V Life, of ij girt: Tee-lien ugp-f ho agef lea age. , , .; HOW TO F'IMSII Let a column be dull or funny It is Just ii case of money. I am paid an extra nickel if I end it with a tickle. A nd II costs me mighty dear If I end it with a tear! dm should grow- and not diminish, Hence ibis fojly at the finish. IMBLER . PERSONALS 1 ,l II L It (Special) Martin Kniglil returned , to bis home In I'reewaler the first of tlie week. He spent Christmas W'lth his son here who is staying with" his rotis in. Mrs. Lney Allen.. M. Doris (.'hihlers and family, of ve, Is visiting her parents,. Mr. a nd M rs. .1. L. A ndrews this last w-cek. The program at Wade ball Thursday night was welt, attended and the evening was enjoyed by all. Several members of the Odd Fel lows lodge and their wives of Inib )er attended a big feed and pro gram at I'uion Friday night, Oeorgo Dlgiis. of La Orande, was visitlnu at the Page homo last Thursday. I So powerful Is the unpleasant od or released by swallowtail butter libs that they are known as the polecats of the Insect world.- teiiance of good health habits for ' the. yriir We have gone far in l!i27; but we must have more team J. work now and ra ise our healt h j rate for the New- Year. Clever I riO'ri oi)ST STALL YOUR MOTOR - 1. HAVE ANOTHER HUNCH FOR YA - EXPENSES REIN' H6H IN BECAUSE YOU MEED A B0D6ET- SAME .Thing is true act the house - jus- TOR TH' REASON THAT SYSTEM OP "SAVIMG Effort! 7 II J I .' i i-tci.i mnivr .. I.T6LUVOO TO Tl'i . LESS Jl ' - ' . r MOITE.' J i I I: ' ift l( ..fl. '3-'5ltM Oh js- "SAVIMG eoSH! I NEVER Thou&ht ot That ) Great Comedy ; Showing At . Colonial I Proving lUelf one of the finest romantic comedies jseen here this HetiKon, Itod La Korniu s latest star vehicle. "'I'he Cruise of the .lasper It" demonstrated Its popularity In no uncertain terms on its presen tation al tlie Colonial -theater yes terday. This Is a picture piodne tlon In which, untaxing thrills and hilarious Iniiifhter are tine v blend ed. One moment Vh will be hold ing your breath, notably during the pliale figld ahoard the Jasper W and the next you will be choking wllh merriment. The story, which is based im Don Maitplla' eelchmlci nnwl of the same HlUvls at once drumuMe, hall -rals ng, tlnHIIng and the coined whn'cNoiuc and refresh In. The various pnrirayals are highly urllHlle, notably those by .Mildred Harris, who plovs onpnslie Mr. La Itocuue, .lack Ackroyd,. Snlla I'Mwards, Olio Lederer and JuiiK'S M'lcft. The p.clure Is otle hundrel per i't n( pure enlertalumont and it will delight the most blase fan. Sao wing last time tor'ay, Buster -Keaton's .College'V ; 'A Arcade i Audiemes St Dm Arcade theater fop the next three days-will get a hilarious- new angle on hap pens behind "the scenes In our leul lug educatioiiaV Institution.' And Incidentally, they will discover why pretty eo-eds prei'e- the ath lelle. rah' rah! bni to the, brainy lads Who are sharks in ealculcus lutt who can't figure out howMimny forwai'U, passes make u touchdown. llusi'er,.' Kealoh provides the en llU'hteumeht . In Ills'" speolaeuliir Fnited Artists comedy v "(. College. ' The frozen-factul Hlur starts out as a bookworm, a university highbrow deluxe, and Winds up as iv boue Irtealting, fire-lirea thing varsity star. 1 le doesn't beennle an al h lete beoiiusei he parlieuhit'ly likes st reauutis sport, ' but because Ills Mveel heart shame's him Into an a'nibitinii for physiiHll prowess. "College" Is a real, pboloscreen and a picture wfUi a story wbjch holds the senlalor's Interest all the time.' Although the feature is crammed with laghs. It also ha a delightful lo.ve story and a lib tu ber of thrilling, moments which would do credit to any melodrama. The ellmdx of "College" is a .boat race In which Kenton as n cox swain, blunders bis crew lo victory while thousands of spectators look on. Dozens of athletic,, champions, men who have defeated the 'world's Nlars (ft the Olympic games and in Intercollegiate 'competition, appear With Kenton lt( many of the scenes. The great 'athletes in "College" In clude Itud I looser, Olypmle winner of the shotput and; discus; Lee Harries, world's champion pole vaulter; Kenneth ' tJruuibles, na tional Intereolleglnln,. low hurdles champion; Leigbton Dye, national Intercollegiate high hurdles cham pion; Charles Itorab. who shares with Chaiies Paddock the honor of being' the , "world's fastest human" having run the lea yard dash In nine and one-half seconds; .Morton Kaiil', ail-American halfback, low hurdler, broad jump a nd in veil n star; Sam Crawford, former, pro fessional' baseball "ace" and nearly a score of crack oarsmen who have rowe nri crack varsity crews al Yale, Columbia, Cornell. Califor nia, Washington, Syracuse hud other, leading universli les. - Among the actors jind actresses who sluice laurels in Keaton's sup porting cast are Ann Cornwall, Ihe comedian's dainty leading laijv I rant Wft hfrrs, Florence Turner-, Harold flood win, Srtlly. Kd wards, YOU KICK ALOOT TH' 0FHCE.-Vrt? YOU HAJE NO ,' I lit 3 - ' Poddy Mason, James Mack and .Flora Hrainley. ''."ollege'V Is a credit to Joseph M. Seb iec k, who produced the comedy; to James'W. Ilorne, Hun ter's direelnr, and to Devereaux Jennings and Pert Haines, w hose photography Is a revelation In lighting, shading and unusual cam era angjes. (Gilbert Film . .Opens At !Star Tuesday InterestiliR details of bow t'nele Sam holds a job as city manager are contain- 1 In the trial scenes, prison t plo.b-s, and ot tier i:;ait.i of John (Jilbe't's new Metro-Hold v.yn Mayer st.i;'ing vehicle, "M. n, iiimii and Hit" coming Tuesday td the Siar "t'ai-.ler for" a ;hn-e-ilay run. In tiie ne.v story, a loinanco of n -wspupw life liliiicd partly in Washington-, the machin ery by which Washington and the DiKli'lct of Columbia, arc goe,ne'.l . is a takingly shown. Washington Is lite only Amo'lcU' eby wit bout a mayor, city council, and without any city polities. It Is iwi'iiiil' by a fcde.al' coriiipi edon appointed by the prcsldi ni. and known u: t e D .strict ' of "nhiiiibi.i coiiunissic xi, nnd p('lce. street de p.t'tmenf, -fiie departim-nt and' ad loihei de:a!ls of cp ration of the !ciy eoliie under this body. T.c are nsw-SHt 1, ptillce he. his ilppoin' ed. and ordinances made by h ioinmissinu. .These details o'me, dim in Ihe n-eHt-s where tlllbert, as Ihe report er hero of the new picture. Is ar te? led. I in prisoned a nd t fled lor l.iiirocr, later to' be proven inn i- --e:it In the story. The con lis In which he appears, while pass'ptf on .simcrior court cases, a're pre. sbh I ov'el' by federal' judges. F.veil police .court cases are under fed eral Judges Ibrough ttie npi-ratlon of the idly (hat Is not u city. Civil service governs, all city offices, and the chief of -poller. Is an army of ficer, usually,, assigned to the Insk. Cilbeti's new Vehicle Is a strik ing story of a newspaper reporter's udvdilurcH In Washington, directed by Mouta Midi, himself it former Washington newspaperman, who Is also author of the story.. The cast Indues Jeanne Kagels, famous si a go slur of "Haiti," in the hading feminine ro'e as the ebty editor of Hie newspaper, and Marc Me Dermott. llaydeii Stevenson, Cosmo Kyrle He'ew, Charles K. French, Olndys IliOckwelb ahd others of note. The making of ghost money, tin foil shoes to be burned In front of a dead man's shrine to provide hint with the standard currency of the dead, Is an Important Industry in Ctynn. , ' ' l'eople.wbo.,e.iarrU-suy P'No" usu ally liffteTlTTp MliTsetffteiW'erc ' CAPITAL FURNISHED We arc in a position Ui dis pose of the unsold portion ami underwrite the securilies of any going corporation. AVe have financed many corpora lions .which are now operat ing very successfully. Write or call for complete information D. A. COPLLN & CO, Financial Center Untitling San l-'ra nelscoi Ca lilornia ' ' By Taylor OP COURSE YOU DIDN'T-C'WON IM - fl TYTE'S OPT-ICE AN' X'LL SHOW YOO H DUDES THAT Y0UR-VNAY Of CONDUCTING H BUSINESS IS UKE P00P.1MS VJATER )N IfR k ClCllir CklVr- CvCTCkA DIVTC fit SCLtJEP TH' HOLES W TOPfJ . jl V Vl"" c' "'".'-"'-fc By Blosser -r i Vtf A I less Aioise-rAA ' OAiLV JOAAPAi3 ? 0-i ONE poor 'i fS. ; ii wm,l . M 1 II Professional Directory TliU rtlreotnrjr Is pitperlnllr handy for (lie newcomer or for the - out-of-town render who may want the nnino and address of so mo prufte-HA tonal man, It hai lxrn uurefiilly proHiml ami will prove to Im n reat I y aid to any reader In nJunliiliij prompt professlotiul Classified for Quick Reference v : Dentists 1111. C:i:0. 8. HOFFMAN IientlsL I over U & U irui( Co. Telephone Mitln tiTh. Architect C. O. JHI.Li:it, AreblleM ( It wilt 7 Ln Ornnde Kkilwiml llmik liilldlo: i j ( nr il ,.J i Osteopathic rnysldnnj .1. ! IMll.t, l. O. MiiJAni;i iva.l-:, i. o. Oeneral pi-aetU-e ural the "I'OST SVSTK.U' lor fulUn arches. Sotmtier Telephone duibiing Main HUi LICk-NSFO MATI5HMTV II1IM i Trained - cans , Prefe rcasunahlv. 'i Mrs. H. Itnrti -lyUO i. Mti-lm VVATKHIIA PIAt SCIKKH, lli.ft . and Jiikx In' 12 lessoni.- I'opular 'songs IminiMllHleiy, Iteglnmis or fitlvniieed. Hi'ai-e I'arnes, lustruri tr. ftox- U7V .. -..-. ' TO IOXVI-MtT filti:KXVICH . ' NWW yoiiKTiie A Sal va lion Army is to 'try to eonx'ert (Jrocn wlcli Village with; Its .long hatred luen and short; haired women.. A ten week's New York; revlviU will start, there;- ' ' ' f 11 is almost as hard to teach an old dog. new tricks, as to riml ihe new. tricks. MS 5' For the Fireplace Andirons, Fireplace Sets, Spark Guards P L LILLY IIARDWAXB 2ia By the Way Do yoii'.know that our five-year .'.farm loans are the same as an in vestment? ':' The interest rate is so l easonable only '5!4 -'per cent. . U.' S. Investment X o. w; Wahnock. Mifr. I'll we MhIii la Offce In rr of 0. fl. Ba'ik R'dtr.l xntrnnca on Tifpat Ht. STAGES LEAVE FROM La GRANDE DEPOT For information call Main 790 i Travel in our Modern Chair-Cur Stages! Leave La Grande for Wallowa Luke 9 :00 a.m 4 :00 p.m. La fimade for Baker, Uoise 12 :2o p.m. I a (inutile for iMiker only 5::'0p.m. Iji Grande for 1'end.leton 11:00 a.m. 3:30 p.m. (Cuiuixtiuipa at heudlcl-jn fur Willa Wulla ami I-iimtoi Leave La Grande For Portland at 11:00 a.m. Tare $9.50. Round trin 16,00 Physicians & Surgeons LKK II. HOllVY. .11. II. I.KUA ii.ki:.s. .ll. 1. l'rill,-.t lit. !...( I,. f thm I l'!y, Kur, .Nomu uiai Tbt'-oul. t r tew i-oh-y ( Teieahona t iiinuin .Main iv K IHII Y. It. I. rttysiumu una Hureon Bommer Tvl-phone Ihitltlilitf iluin 2- t YKIIV I.. llMll.TO, M. I. I ru0e.iun una hareoa ; Gardner Telephone j VullilitoT .Main Hi Hesldnee I'hone Main il'ts ! If no answer call Alain MM) VV. . MoADORV, M. II. , tiuigcoil Mi w Foley O'tdphon i.uiioink .Main M F. r. iiAi.iov, m. n. f'rcntlce limited to diseases of thd Kye, Kiir, Nos una Turoni I Mc nuns IX-ll! Tclepht.116 j5ooioi.fr UuiMinff ' Main 78 A I.. Hirit AltDMON, M. II. . auruory ' RnoniH 1 1.17 Telophone . Main 15 sontnier lluildina - J. A. WIIMlllltl.ICK, M. II. Phvsieinn nnd Hurgon A Ovnr i. & U Hrag Store ' Rim. I'lione lies. I'll on Main 7H Main I t- it. a. M.TAM,, M. II. j Physician and Surgeon Sonmier T"b'ph'n ; piitidlinr Mai 8::s OM.Y Till'. 1IANHKOMF I'M ICAdO- Only the handsome need apply for Jobs as icemen. The; association-of Ice Industrie proposes to have neatly uniformed 'delivery men wllh pleasing good looks and charming manners. ' , (lallleu dropped a hundred-pound can uon hall and a half-pound , weight from the Leaning Tower of Pisa to demonstrate to an incre dulous world that 'the two objects would fall at the same speed. pROUP I SpasmodicCrouplsfrequently a? relieved by one application ot JX PO RUB Astrologer MIIS. i rilODDIIK K 1II,NH!S Sul;N Ave., Ui (iritmlo,. (ft. Ki-llMlMKH (lllllv. ItoacIlMK. by .Mull it Suijpll. THE HIGHEST J DEALS. Till-: hlgheHt code of othlefl govoi im our profcH.ilnnul HerviceH. - We do everything wllh . tlie' IiiohL delicate and meticulous . rewpeet for tho' wIhIich iif (lie bereaved. Wo UiMnrKtand wfii;itAss A mimi.i;ma Mala ea I s OCVMMM sc.