La Grande evening observer., February 19, 1926, Image 4

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Frldaw February-19, 1926. '
LA GRANDE' EVENING 'OBSERVER
(Incorporated)
All Independent Mowanapri
FRANK B. APPM3BV - -.Editor and Publlabe
HARVEY V. MATTHEWS Bualncw Maoacar
j, PublUlied evening, exuupt Munduy, at 1416 Adama Avenut,
La Orande, Oregon. Tliu OLwervur-liiar publlaued every Friday.
Entered at the Fpjtofflce at La Orando, Oregon, aa Seeond
, Claaa Mail Matter undur not of March 2. 1879.
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THE ItHOKMI'TION OK JACOH'H SONH "For thy IMTVJ ,
ant became suirly Tor Ihe liid, xnylntr. If I bring him
not unto IlKf, men I nliull biur the Illume. Now, let
thy. servant, ulilde Instead of the dud,." Gen. 41:3:', S3.
The poultry fancier umiully doeH
a lot of lying about his liens lay
ing. .'-. . !
'... '
Joseph "My pan-nts cuiiki over
on the Mayflower." v
I Teddy--"Thal's nullum::' .they
stayed Willi my folks the firm Mtflil
they landed," .. ,
... ;:. . . i
1 Just because she weurs a turth
nuck aweutef, don't think sho Is
low! : . , .,
I !
IT CANT UK liONIS
Let poets Ring their lllllng HunHS
- And gayly strum the lyre;
Olve me the inun who whistles ' I
while ., . . ... 1 I
ITo'a mitllnir nn flu. ?
. " - i
"My girl .culls me,- maple ftyruu
now." v
"What-else could a'.iv call u re
fined Hup7" .. i
' -
The greatest, and must Klurkms
of all fclliig come, when sou M'i
your ilrntM waiting In amiilier
dentin's office to linn; IiIn leelli
fhl.
Doctor Runs
"Harold, 1 dreumed ulioiil
lust night."
"You did. you deur girl?"
"Hut I'm not . blaming
Something 1 alii disnfrreed
ine." .
you
Dr. W, fl. YazelJ, the "poor mc.i
doctor" of MuvffvliJe. Ky., will run
ICmlJu fcitdnuliMfM iMsul'inm'..),'.
Muru Cum lu low it DkHs
lKH MOl.N'KH, i. Ai-). Hiullc
1h crctlilcd In 1W vitli chaiiKl"r'
tlio human U let. - -
KUtion WHO maali-d that ufW
it fiMv woi'kH' cnmpaiKii by mJin
in be half of the una of cum n iB'tr
HlKl OtlltT COrn plOlllli'tH, 801110 jo,-
WU riMiucnts for reel pen for pn
parintf food with Uivhu protiuttH
won! rt'ci'lvi'U.
Thu fltallon oltnintd u Hklll-
(Jli'tltlan wlio coiiiplU'tl u pmnpli
Ift on corn product rcuipiM. 'Ttu
mmpuiRii wan In tho InlrriHt of
incrriiMi'il t'OiiHUinpllon of corn hh
an aid In roilcvttiff thu MjirpluM,
inlnt-d fuel tu ntus-lfi-tf pvcroi jon.
their ; way to UUfunC comliiunltlcji
ourly. hi ll.4t nJti-iiio6ii; Allout J2M
p4?r ci nt of nnrntjU Unity prod'ticjl-1
Ion, coul I'oinpaiiy offlclHls Wty was
i-ciu-hrd Thurtwluy. "
IJAI1V lit It.VS TO IK.1I1
MAUSIIKiKl.n. gift . JamM,
Die Ii-nion()iH-oU! Kor, of Mr. and
Mi'K, Jiimi'K (JwMlini of ItlviTluii,
wu8 burucU to death when tliu fam
ily lionic caulit fire.
Tin UKrthcr did .not discover tho
flu iiicH until too Into tu rcHcu'- tho
clilld, wlilch was uslecp In u down
fairji room.
I1LA (4 DAMP Ct.X'.MH MTK ' i
in A-MitiiAt'in; t i,i, n;itv i
KC'It ANTON, I'iu rAP) (inn'
uilnr loirt hln life VhurMlay luthi't
rcjjihtiptlon of work lit the aiillini- !
rite colh rU-H, which had lH'n lilli'l
hIii rti Siipt-iiilir . 1 hill, John lu. j
KiinbaK, of lhl clly, walked into.
In; pocki't of Idock damp In tin
Hlnan collier o Ihi- Cjlen. , AUltp.
coal company.' lie was taken out;
iinconHcluim and died In u hoHpllaLv,
iur uiu ruuimtnu uuiiuiuiiion ior Several minor liijurtia u.-ru
V. 8. B?nator this year, opposing itorh-d. the - iihuhI iI.iv'h , i.m i t.e
Senator Klchard P. Br nut. Dr. Ya
Mil tin served In the atate leglala
tur.
KljmiR wlnh hone and' a weuk buck
bone. .
What'H wifHiK ultli this Mtii-,
yon. ! fence: I in imin.itx Man tu al-
wllh y welcomed ly the umv-lCKgcil
TIM'li
. 1I nalktrd. , -
TherewiH a Kprln In hi rtd-p, a
spurkJu In hltf. )-, and u amile uii
hln lljm,
H) walked Kully. hlH hand n-nl-liiff
In hlti pocket on lh? little lav
ender not wiheh read Dean-Hl :
Ve love you and will . marry
you!"
llrt- walked! ' ;
Jlla Hhonldt'i' droiipi d. IiIh iiioclh
drooped, hln eyelhlH drooped over
lacklUKler eye.
Cllumly he walkeil, Ium hnnd
111 lie
Mil me
contraption vu8irt practicali'i'tinty hand, uhic-ii auid: 'i
7uari or poiaioeo. a Mniwn vkkh.
'4 Jbv IJucon allee It thin."
'-,-. .
Chief "Why do you want to
morrow off?"
Clcili "I'm Kcltlnx married!"
Chief "lliil Wiy wiiuli day?
An- you eolii on a lioiifyiiiooit as
well'
Somo people speak" twice before they think. "
'I Nothing: in the world is utterly hopeless except the
' Negro dialect of a New England author.
' TIIK SMITHY STILL STANDS.
. When the autoniol)ilc industry reached that stairo in its
...... ...ii. ...u.. u ..,:.,..,, '.., c',wwi 4 ,...,.. ntll: rnallnir In IiIh pocket uu
lun bii wiicii uiu n'loutiUKJn nuig hmvcu iu tuiuwiaiivijr tvnnu jrown note, penned by Hie
observing; that the inlcrnal
these oracles with many lamentations foretold the pnssihff
of the horse and his friend and dependent, the village
smithy.
; Again tho cages guessed wrong. Although tho clang
of the anvil has been dulled by. the exhaust of the motor
and the odor of gasoline smothers the pungent aroma of
burnt hoof, blacksmiths there still are and they arc doing
a thriving business.' In this country alone' there nrcf 175,-
000 men engaged in this occupation and the American out-
one way for l"rance to wl hack
al iih for not loaning In-r any more
iiioiK-y would be. to cut off our di
vorce trade!
..
Modernizing II "Jom-ph had u
coat of IloWi'l'i-d Buornrtli1." ;
8iUeeK'a, fallH of roof, jama and
other mishaps common to the miu
Iiik of anthracite.
Kii-Ht IrahiM hattllnic the newly
POLDS ,
olbeadoichsatarsmorseaslly
trsatsd astenially with
Jk. o RUB
Or 17 Million Jaf Uni Yiarly
Ye Old
, Tyme
' Favorite
Woodward's
Maple Nut Fritters
those fine Peanut
Clusters with delicious
creamy maple centers.
Half Pound
25c- ... ..
Red Gross
Drug Slore
Silk Hosiery
Three 'World-Famous lirands . ! '.
LA FRANCE - KAYSER - PHOENIX;
' $1.00 to $2.95
N. K. West & Co. Inc.
. La Grande's Leading Store For 25 Years
COMPARE OUR TIRE PRICES
, with mail order prices;
'J Firestone, "Oldficld. Quality" are good tires. ;
Priced low.
Perkins Motor Co.
Phone M-500. Cor. 4th anrt Adams
your
Hhf "Ybu hi.tmi In Uihmv
OHls pretty wt'll"
llB--Wrll. I ollKhl In. Imvliik-
iii my
t.'rotviu'd hliu with a rllliitr-l'ln:
. . Mow hit's sli'i'pliiK with his kin.
l'",l'r ' " ,w'"' ,,lul " 1 1 . 7
put of. horseshoes, exceeds' 125,000,000 pounds. There are''.1. ".".'"y .iid on.s
I seventeen million mules and horses on farms in this cotin-l ..t ,
I ll'v on(J munu 'ihniiunnrlil ' nf unii-l n iirnviHinir nln.iuiim'fnr ;Hllyi imiiii. snwildni; In l.fl..
i f-rw - -. ' :Vntvy uli..d with n irrln;
i etiuesu-iang ana race inns in vno cities ana towns i'
I , yiiero "will always lie horses and, men to, shoo them. It
i wad nrrrlipiefl' l.luit Lhn :iutiiniiiliili wimlrli force, the . vntcl'ini.
i ; urian to1 pull down his '.'nhhSle,' htSweV'imx- ait"iiroi4'i'a'.L.
numerous 'and Imsier th;n( liefoie the advent of the auto-
f mobile.,-. That prophecy was uttered before American live'
I stock raisers recognized the advantages in having pure hrcd
i stock and obtaining; 'experts to care for that stock.' ' The
recorded history of horseshoeing runs back 2500 years and
i betrays ho evidence of terminating in the very near, future.
Owning
Your Own Home
Aiv you h't'tlliiK l.wiiy from,
the landlord ? Aro yo"l "fit
tln:r any rlospr to that homo
which you Imvc lalkiul about.'
Tin.! one built and jilunmtd
urcordilitf to your taste.
A bank, account built up
by wookly deposits will brlni;
you to your kouI In a sur-,
urlslui;ly short tiine.
La Grande .
National '11
Bank
Sound - Rollabls - ProRSHsWe
'. . . a a
. i i ". fi
CROWN JKWKLS FOR FARM 1MPLKMKNTS
Soviet Jtussia wishes to exchange a portion of the crown
jewels for American, machinery.'' The collection which it is
the design to utilize in the trade comprises 400 separate
pieces. Tho diamonds they contain weigh 25,000 carats;
pearls, 6,300 ,.-iRppli ires, 4, yoO; emeralds, 3,200, and uncut
rubies 1,300. ' There are three crowns, many crosses, scrp
ters and other emblems of empi'n;. The collection is the
accumulation of centuries and is estimated to lie worth
$264,000,000, If these genia arc exchanged for machinery
on the basis 'nought a goodly shipment will bo headed . to
ward Russia,
. .That such a vast array of jewels' were thought needful
to impress the dignity and glory of ' the czai'istic regime
reveals to what extent "properties"' were indispensable to
Russian royally. The wearing -of jewels on stale oeca
sions, tho glitter anil glamour, mo the evidences of power.
They arc , dctigned in enhance personality and make it
appear to greater advantage. An emperor without dis
tinguishing marks might lie mistaken for an ordinary in
dividual. In barbaric, magniVicence none surpassed the
Muscovite rulers in the days of their glory. ' ' "
That tho canaille which these baubles were intended
tii dazzle are now in possession of the seals of absolutism
and arc eager to exchange gems collected with so' groat
care and al 'such cist for the plebeian implements of indus
try is a striking instance of the reverse of fortune. ' The
exchange would help put Russia on the right' track. .
(.VVVVVAwNirVVVVVvS
UNITED
STATES
SENATOR
lteiulill( ail t'niiiliilalc fur I'nltcl
Klat-s Senator ill I'rliiinry l:lit tliiu
.May 2lsl. 1 1130.
1'. Qualll'ied by experience wllh nine
years as I'nlted states Attorney.'
2. i lie li ft IiIh wifce (our ehllilrejl and law piact'.ei to Servo Ills
('uu nl ry twenty-nine months in World Wuf and In France elsll
1 ,-teen mouths In. front line' divisions. ' '
"S. jWIII 'iuako prohlhUlon prohlliltr , , ,
$ (I'uld udv by t,'r)ssley.l''oi'-'sui:ntor ' f'.'uripalKii Commllleii)'
Small quantity roast
ing, but continuous
A 1
t few nounus
temperature . .
of fresh air . .
or
Your Wif
e
Save her slops by having an extension
telephone it is inexpensive.
Home Independent
Telephone Co.
at a tunc . . .', evert
constant cif dilation
keeping: everything
V out ,of the roast hut the pure coffee
flavor . . . the development of a
finer, more delicate richness -that's .
, what our patented continuous-roast,
ing process docs for I Jills Bros.
.Red Can Coffee, pride of the Coffee
loving West.
Ask. for Hills Bros, by name and
look for the Arab on the can. It's
. quite important. "The Art of I-ntcr-taining,"
mailed free on request, tells
how to brew a perfect cup of coffee.
Write Hills Bros., San Francisco.
HILLS BROS COFFEE
Coming to EAGLES HALL, La Grande, Ore.
. , ' lieginninK , ,..;
Sun. Feb. 21
Honrs iieii 7 i, in.
Slitrls 7:lr.
''or ll Heal i-omo fni'ly. .
ll i aaaTi I
McAlbert
Alt'shi- itt-iit;ilixl Autlior
'I rurlHT - I K'lIIUlISt ntlur of
Jits Kysti-tn f nysliil iiui1t-.
iiiliiitliun. in i in J tl'viluiiiitit
thrniih (-nnt'ciidatioii, liriiltij
I v 11:1 1 ni-id imiuiH iiml
l'A.M(H S IKlMlt.W H.IIANCIJ.
.J I cur 'l Ills inMiirt(J Hplrit tin I
: iimnii'1' In a syHh-ni- (hat ih ,
tliu KifiilcNl Kilt, to nmiiUlii'l.
llo lirlnK with him M AT It IN 10 TilK WON UK I : JIUIr nn.i
of thu world's muut ln'iuilii'iil uml well Itfpt women. Ilrr
volc. rbriu, lii'itlth uud bcauly a rcvt'lalloii lu all. -AlniiHlun
will b. , 1 i
Free to all first night, room for 500
Bmutl chililnn ntifl liilm-H In aniiK not ndinillrU ;t.s lln-y may
become rriu'hliiu'd und lultiiirt? with tho svtmre.
SIMX'IAIj NOTU'i: TO LAIH1-.H: 1
MAl'IilNK will . Kivt; a Hi'.-litl intilim'f for ladies only
Tuesday, Keb. "S. al - v- in., and demonstrate her varied seei"l
to nternnt youth. She will o throiiKh lier eumplele routine
from tlie time she n rises iinltl fully dressed,, S:ie will teach
tho ladies how to lie beautiful; how lu remain young; .how
to got thin If top fat; how to net fat If too thin.
Th ladles are extended u tjieeliil Invitation to Hits nuitineo
and learn many things of. greul .value. Admission 25 Cents.
Com und -see one of tho world's most beautiful and perfect
formed women.
Al Eagle's Hall, La Grande, Oregon
LOOK OVER OUR WANT ADS FOIt HA RG A INS
Shoes! Shoes!
Shoes!
. thf (tnVrsit t'acuum Park
which ktrfi iht togtt l'fi
WH CAN KIT YOU iN MOST ANY KIND OF S1IOI0
YOU WANT, KltOM INFANTS' TO (.MtOWN-Uf
, C1II1.DUKN. AT I.OWKST RANGE OF rillCES AND
GOOD GUADF.
llOVS' ,LON(. COUDt 'KOY PANTS
.Of vory best qtiiility and make.
I'livcd $2.!).-i. a;;c 1 to S. and $:1.25, ac !) to 12.
HOYS' Sl ITS WITH LONG bit SHOUT PANTS
Age 2 to 8. Priced ?1.."i0 to ?:J.9.j .
HOYS' W1XTKR t'NDEUWKAP.
At Hair Piiic
(JIKLS' U INTER t'M)EJWKAU
Al Half Price ; ,
(JIRLS AND HOYS' ALL-WOOL SWEATERS
. Popular Stylos and Colors. '
' ?t..-0 to $'!.!.-
GIRLS' SPRING HATS
In all the new stylos and colors. -The largest assort
ment of Infants' and Children's lleadwear ever shown
in La Grande ami no two the same.
Priced 75c to .S2.).-
LADIES' SILK HOSE. SI. 00
Norton's Kiddy Shop
Ever thing in Infants' and Children's Wear
"Just Like A Good
Neighbor"
Customers frequently tell us that one of the
reasons 'why they like doing business with
Joel's is because we seem like "a good neigh
bor." ' ' ' 1 i
It's a compliment we appreciate. We try to
be a good neighbor. For many families our
convenient location makes it a neighborly re
lationship. For many others scattered in all
parts of the city Joel's is held in the same high
regard because of our neighborly, friendly
service. - "
(Jood .Neighborly Trices, Too. j(
IJananas, dozen ,...38c
Oranges, 2 dozen ....45c! j
Large Head Lettuce, 2 for ...25c
Apples, per box c
' 2 lbs. Dates .' ,...........25c ,
Large Grape Fruit, 4 for 41c
Fresh Tomatoes, 'iiei' lb........ ..........25c '
Onion Sets, 2 lbs 25c
First Grade Potatoes, per'cwt............$2.35 1
Sugar (cash price), per cwt ........$(;.65
-16 bars Crane Oil or Assorted Toilet
Soap 89c
Teet's Granulated Soap, 1 large, pack
, ages $1.18 .
MARKET l'honc Main 759 GROCERIES
t