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THE GKSNTJE EVENING OBSERVER
Saturday, May 2, 1025.
fin fcutbc ficitutg (Dhserfrcr
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OUT OUR WAY " By .WILLIAMS
-f.'.(v pioht Nictn I chuBi up both ct V-hr
L Sif Msa
MOMtNib WE D UVTE.-TO UVE CNEW - .1 j
AFTER THE STORM. I
Yesterday In
Washington
OFFICE
GAT
fVflADS HMN RIO.'
Junius
V About the only liberty a man howls for is the liberty
to do something ho shouldn't do.
Well, at last Ford has all the money he can use Ford
parts as a medium of exchange.
I About the only way to stop a daughter from crossing
her knees is to make her wear cotton stockings.
Changes in milady's fashions relieve monotony and add
to the spice of life, says President Coolidge. This is the
lime of year, however, when most husbands admit a great
sufficiency of this particular kind of spice.
The doctor who announced that he can cure laziness
has not been deluged with voluntary patients. Iaziiiesj
isn't a disease; it's a habit and a habit that is very tempt
ing on some of these warm spring days.
The 1iI'ko profi'ssor who says
the world will not mine to an nut
for at least luo million catm Kites
rlifOtiraKt'lilfiit to tin' people
who !hik' to sonic day got their
desk cleaned out.
The grave of l'oc.iliontas has
been opened und found unoccupied.
II seenm to be Just impossible for
women to slay at home
"Do ungels have wings, munf'
my?"
. "Yes. darling."
"Can they fly?"
"Yes. dear."
Editorials From
Over the Nation
(Hy (In Associated) Press)
Tlii" WiLMliliiKtou Americans for
mally raise J (he I 'J 'Si chuiiipio!Uliii
banner.
Tin ct-iiHiis bun-itu reported mi
I increuHo ii the natlonul birth rate
I in J'Jl'4 whilo tho dead, rule Ue-
creawd.
Ijcficl.s In criminal procedure
wen; iltrd In fore the. American
I Uiv Institute hh "directly ron'ril--
utlfic to Him Increase of crime" hi
the I nited States.
Kfcn-lnn- Walcott of I In Smith.
son hi n I nut i tut ion th-nh-ri thai the
i original moitel f Mir I.nnptey air-
plun had Imm-ii "unit i hit eil," as
k'hait'fit hy ttrvihr WriKht.
I'rt'NKJerit '( 'ooli(l:n t old automo
bile club Hi-creturies the truffle
problem of lartfe el ties was n eri-
I ous uiiestlou which nitiHt Im treat
ed "with the broadest views."
An order .suspending thi packer
consent decree was entered in the
district supreme court with indica
tions pointing to an appeal by the
government to the supreme court.
Library Chats
A-.
I'll'KH FOIt WO.MK.V
KiiRone Itefrlster: "(iirlK, urges'
a. Host on minister, "If you must
smoke in this world, have sense
enough to smoke a pipe."
And how about men? The min
ister evidently la not concerned
with them. A surgeon, however,
might advise men In favor of elgmr.
or cigarettes, because it h is beet,
WWSIIlMiTiiN A'J') The army
(ill service, for three years past
bus been operating with notable
success a model airway system be
tween Texas. Illinois and New
York. Th" mibvice has Increased
from HX.;fi in 1 to probably
more than IHih.imki in HUt, and as
found that Hie smoke from a lil-!..raiy recognized"- sale and le
often burns the tongue and caus-s, ,ll)i;lhil, lhl. army xv, b(l d
As for the amount of nicotine . flyers.
Model Air Route's
Growth Is Striking-
New books to bo added to the
public library' Haturday evening,
May 2.
Uachcller 'Kother Abraham."
liok "Twice Thirty."
Uower "Desert Brew."
Chamberlain "Tho Lantern on !
ino iiow."
lunbar "Complete I'oeiii.
Uernsbcrg "Uadio for All,"
Gloag "Colour unil Comfort in
Decoration."
Herbert "The Man About
Town." .
Jackson "American Colonial
Architecture."
Junies ''Cowbojii North nd
Kouth." .
Kflbourne "Mrs. William Ilor
ton Hpeaktng."
Alacuuluy "inplian Island. " ....
Maupassant ""alut Anthony
and other Stories."
Mu I ford "Jiopalons C'asaidy J;e-
turns."
Owen "A Wok of Original
J'arties."
Powell "Ueyond the llinost
I'urplo Ulm."
Ouayle "Oul-of-Hoors With
Jesus."
It ice "Pri'H eh ographs."
Ha bat in! ."'J'he Curollnians."
"Short Klories by JJutLsiaii Au
thors." Vance "The Itoad to Ki-dor."
The Week Knd Book."
Voting "Woodsinoke."
Those Light Tan
Shoes
taken Into the system, II appears
that cigars are mo.i poM criul. pipes
next and cigarettes least of'all.
The army plant s carry official
mail, passengers on official busi
nes. motion picture Mints and spare
' Then Is nur.sie going to fly. told pipe and may do more harm
'cause daddy called her an angel thuti nicotine.
hiMt night?"
inert? lire tuner poisons, now- a)rplane parts, makin? the trans
ever. especially certain tar products ;r,.IH from one flving Held to an
whleh nre especially active In uHotK.p. The route does not overlap
(lie mall syMcin of the post offic
"Tomorrow .darling."
A ItlX'AM, OPINION
department, and there Is no night
flying.
The southern Ian extends from
U ,ftv U.f.tl.l. Tin. iirniw.uoil ... . ....
".i. pa. sir the Maine they rv't ,"" h lin ihl l mnas. iex., 10
Till" . I Iml" Union C""m' U"P"'"" ,'"l" r t!X" Mt.. to M. lleville. III. ,,. !..mi).
Ift Ji . S'B jlreme Kvhlen.ly I, was no. ,,(.. n.,r,hen, h. exte ,,
H.r a hi-bUlitwr " .original iui pot- u. uiv iccuu m;Kcllville lo IMntoul, III., to Dayton.
to upply to differences of opinion.
,, , ... , , . . Once In u while u ease raises when-
Song of t e I nick Waddle I do?1 , . ,., ,
b . . un officer is positively unfitted tor
,,. , ... , r, ithe work, and the recall should be
O.. to Moundsville. W. V.. lo Wash-
inglon. I. c. (Holling Kield) to
New Voik ('My (Mitchell Kield)
There are also side roll lea, from
rjiij A Lfi.i'.JII i
Tin;.; iinarhmi'y cttnlrovcrsy between the modern youii
lady and tho old-fa.shioncd irl lias jrivon cause to some
interesting l'cvelations iTj?Hrding our Puritan foi'cljeai
;who are supposed to have walked the straight and narrow
in jiuch u way as to cause much lamenting hy reformers as
.they view modern tendencies. An eastern college professor
has discovered in some research work on New Kngland
history that Ctitton Mather was in danger of a breach of
'promise suit while courting his second wife, that more
drunkenness was to bo seen in New Kiighmd in those early
Puribiii days than any place in the wrld. So we have in
' formation that indicates scandal and liotous living were
Jntit ontiiely foreign to the Puritan fathers who are credited
Jwith setting such a high standard of conduct. If the world
is not getting any better, we are inclined to believe it is
.not getting much worse.
, . PLAYT1MK IS (i)MIN(i.
Those who believe that enjoyment of life is the shortest,
.mad to evei lasting torment should find little hope for tho
-salvation of the American people of this generation, la
Jact it is not inf letpiently rumored about by those who look
Askance upon a smiling countenance that the United Slates
is even now passing through the several stages of the de
cline and fall.
' Surely no country, not even ancient Creece and tho
Komans, was ever more abundantly provided with the pleas
ures of life and relieved of more of life's miseries and dis
comforts than America.
Like the "woman upon the white horse" of the nursery
rhyme, the people of the United Stales with their phono
graphs, pianos and piano-players, radio, orchestras and
ether music makers have music wherever they go. Theie
nre more pastimes to attract people and more leisure t
give to those pastimes. During the coming summer mil
lions of men ami women in the United Slates will partici
pate in numerous sports and recreations, the highways will
be constantly congested with motorists pleasure bent, tho
vacation resorts will be heavily patronized and the baseball
parks and race tracks and pleasure parks will draw their
usual crowds.
Put why should this love of pleasure be cause for any
thing but satisfaction? To avail himself of all this play the
individual must woik the harder and faster, for it costs
teal dollars and many of them to play in this big playground.
And when people work harder they need more play. Those
who work must play.
button on one of the most depend- 1,,'lM"'1- 1,U1 ,u UB,'1",,U "" Pyin to .Ml. I h-melis. Mich. Se.
cut nortlons of the htiHband's low- of .uffu'' ny VvrHtm 1'(;",8,! 'r '-- hidge Field) and from Washington
er garments und the husband was
itilsing bear about It.
"Well. I wasn't feillng well
enough to do any sewing. Which
is must important your wife or
your punts'.'"
"There are a few places 1 can
go without u wife," he grumbled.
litlcal differences is a mark of ex
t reme factionalism and exceeding
j ly poor judgment. Kspeeially In
the case of u legislator Is this true.
for no iiian ever got through the
legislature without doing some
( things that some of Die folks back
home disapproved. To use the re
call In such cases merely means
The oreluwlru plnil rnpturou
tv. I'orty couples swung, now here,
now there. In race fill rOlim Sud
denly the niiisle topMit Morel
More! cried tbtit -nine The ""ti
er wns dancing with (he ihap
croiic, I lM; M.MUil
Jllt one little kits
What harm it hiM done
I thoiKh 'twould be bll. s, .
JiiMt one little Mrs -
It liti-i now come to (his;
We two ate made one
Just one Utile kiss;
What harm It has done.
Some nolo mechanics nre mi
dumb they Ihhik n wrist pin Is
mmiic kind of Jeclr.
What 1:4 a word meaning:
1. The 'Yanks are 4'omini;'.'
(.ifven letters)
:.. Ju-t i mailer of form.
letters)
;i. A collective noun.
(eight letters)
4. Shelter for U dug.
( lour letters)
T. dude alter he Is married.
M"en tellers)
i. A cra..v milltonaii e.
(ciMH biters)
7. A .swell gathering.
( lour letters)
V Something you can't wear out.
tsc n letters)
A man with u pre:tiig engage
ment. (si leiiers)
to. An absorbing mailer.
neven b'lters)
1 1. A liberty bond.
t"ecn letters)
1.'. A n imiij hi for mushroom.
(ntne Ictleis)
1,1. licsi thing lo put into pie?
(live letters)
I I. A talkltiK muehine.
tloiir letters)
I... limi on week das oul.
i nine letters)
l'i. tlaruient will h reveals the
most, (eleven letters)
IT. A total mone loss,
tseven letters)
An.swers: 1 ti-ntisl. . ('or.sit.
- Ijindbuil. i l:.ii. r Subdued,
i louhnul. 7 - limi. , IVJamas.
f t alliu'. 1 n - (Holier. II - - 1 1.
orev. U' Vestlbule. Teeth.
i - Wile. . i 'o m iii it t e r,. lii in
voice null. 1 7 At!mon.
lo Hampton. Va. (Langley Kield).
In 1 '.i I'M nigh t a we re u I -tempted.
Sti being exactly on sehed
ule, Willi u total ol JIG hours
flown, covi'ring ;s.: rt miles. Iti
IJ7 fliglils were attempted.
t'J being exactly on schedule, with
tt total of 'J 1 a 7 hours 1 low n. cov
ering r.n;,i;:iM miles. In I u 2 I , to
Hepleiuher V.", the latest avalkiblt
figures, ll'7 flights were attempted.
OI.I lti:i ;i;TS I',ivr j7,t '"'I"1? " schedule, with a lolal
KA1.I-.M lire. Tl... ba 1 1 leslii n . -7'l botllS floWII, COVvrlllg
'continued Htrlfe.
Oregon, w hich Is to be taken ovvi i -
by the state of h egon under an
a ppropriat ion nut horlzed at tin;
last session of the legislal lire, will
be ready for delivery in I'oiiland
t.tHUi mib s.
U(m)si i;k ii n in;s i'aws
Ki;t:i;V. ire, nr.A have moth
ered l;it'e.i:f and e.tl;; hav i: t alked
harbor on June 1.,. This info, - pnpeiey. mi now i s uie rooy-
iiiatlon was received here by Karle l,'r ,h;i1 the dullca of a
Abrams. chairman ol" the batlh - -,nu,lu'1'
ship Oregon commission. ! l;ccn(l a hen owned ly '.
The old battleship is now at'Mi..an of Mil; r C;nup, near here,
III emei ton tin vyynrd, w here It is ! died a ml left a sell big ol partly
being repainted and otherwise put : hatched ega.s which were a.lned
in condition by the I nlted Stal'sjby their owner at e had
gov em m en t, I poll Its arriv a I ri I a I tout given up hope of sa ving
Oregon It will be anchored in 1 1 he eges when the pet rooster of
Portland harbor. The improve- j the family took the lu st, hatched
men Is are being directed by Ad -, t he eggs and now has become a
miral Chase. t "devoted mother."
Poets' Corner
WE have a variety of :;lial(s in lln'y
lijiht tan tuliir .iihI at prices for every
body, even to Hie little (Mils' .shoes with
the wanted rounded square toe. There are
Florsheims and other well-known makes,
from
$3.75 (o $10.00
VACATH)N.
(liy Inez. ('o. ,toMph, Ore.)
Tliis life is loo busy to alt be spent
In noisy cities and towns;
So why not come out to the moun
tains And hear ' some of nature's
wounds?
And why not visit the Wonderland
Wa I Iowa's great natural park ;
And see the silvery sparkle of lakes
And hear the nong of the lark?
What more, then, could ou ask for
Than a summer spent In this
noon ? t
Sleeping beneath the pine I rees;
Jutt catching the song of the
brook.
So gath r the family together
And vis t our great Wonderland;
And sec the great things of mil -ire,
The work of Clod's own htuid.
Do You Know That May 13th Is Straw Hat Dav?
i.o(;;i:hs ham
worth. !l'lti graduate of the col- j tain Aliv.orth has been doing c.
lege and a veteran of the world 'i,,,, WWI.,. in soliciting fun-Is
war has been chosen as manag. ; C!Ulipiiit;n. Permanent of-
by the hoard of governors of the ru.(.a wlM (.sl:i,Hiu.(i hon. r.
Htudent .Memorial union. ! ter June 1. w here Captain Ali
en plain All worth's worku as worth will oversea const ruction
mu auger of the union will start j of tee building und manage the
May t. Headquarters for the work ; union after the b jilding is coin
will be in Portland, when Cap- j plete.
liKND. On.-. Dressed in the
garb of lumberjacks, including log
gers' booU. the Shevlln-lllxon
bund of 30 pieces wilt take part :
in the annual Itose Festival 111 :
Portland this year. i
With first prize as their go il, I
I lie musicians tire practicing dllt- j
tjently tinder the super vision of I
Frank It. McCord, -director, an ex
perienced bandmajt'-r.
The, musicians pracl iced on 1 he ,
streets of Head last night, going'
Ihroigh evolutions which will be;
used In street parades during the I
lestival. j
A rraiigemciits have been made j
by the band management tobroa l-j
cast a concert from The Oregon- !
Ian radio tower.. K(.i The mu- !
siclans w III be know n as t he j
"Lumberjack" band w h.-n part lei - j
patlng In the liose Keutival par-j
ades.
Two pianos were carried lu
Washington ! airplane. s a good
ieian should get some hig-h
notes out of I hem.
imo.n .M.At:i;it chosi;n
A. C. Corvallls. Ore. (Sp-
Cuplalli l-hlward C. All-
IN THE PATH
OF PROGRESS
To study any particular human mechanism
properly and diagiKwe its ills is beyond the
powir of any one man.
Kapid scientific advancement demands spu--cialists
and complete modern equipment.
At the HOT LAKE SANATORIUM a com
petent staff of physicians and a well-equipped
laboratory give each individual the best pos
sible service.
The Hot L ake Sanatorium
Dr. W. T. Thy.
Owner and Director,
T.ie world' n ".tug
full ilu v, rvhcnrMil.
Slllldil) V 1
MARKET JOEL'S GROCERIES
Phone Main 75!)
'.This i.s a More in which every order i,s jiiven por
soiuil iiUentioii, mid nolhiiiK is wilt mil lul the veiy
llialiesl quality. If iinythiiijf I.s tinsali.sl'iitlory we
gladly take it hack and give you credit for it.
Try I s for Heal Service.
A I IO I I'M - Ml u T TWO
AWTOUIA. on-. - Mr. limi Mm
llumi't' Mtitphy of I'itii tllll ui-ri'
(" 'f. l' iniiiri .l hi'ii' w h.' tin- jiu
t n..t .1 1, - In lilt ) in. )- won- rill
Ol Kil .Mil III riinllu nil D11- l..i
KikUiIIi mI m i t hill. ' ,i- nim hlni
fiil .ii-ins-4 tin- liraiul av.iitii- III-I'lsii-lli'll
unto U1 linirriiilt'il sln.t l
un. I 1 ..U.-.l ,i, r Uir. v liiii.n
Mis. Miiiphy wh htitliil Horn
On- liKii liliti' anil ln-r Iiunliiiii.l mim
1'linii.l Imiii.uIIi II. Tl,,.y nirr (nk
'11 lu Un- li'.lnl. w li. ri- It mm rf
I'iiIiiI Mini Ihi- lull .Al. nl in Hull
uijiiri.n iiil, m . ,0n Htn
-lay plioltiKl-aihi4 . rv ovanitlK-il.
I IF bo JrciUt, II. bo kuowi (t'g
'ooJ.
The Jolly Woodchoppers
Vanta
Baby Garments
A"o Tins Xo IJultons
M-1JKAM) DAHY (JARMENTS
2 l.tstJons on Each Side
These garment; are double-breasted and
made from the very best materials and Guar
anteed Not to Shrink. Do not lie' deceived hv
buying inferior garments made from poor ma
terialcut small and then shrink after bein
washed. 0
We sell you the best made and (he cost
is very lillle more and is the cheapest
in the end.
We stand behind any sarnunt we sell.
Get one of our IJaby Hetty Hose, made long
in front so you can pin to diaper and not baf
under knees.
Norton's Kiddy Shop
Our sales are growing every day. "There's
Keason.-' Our Piices Are Night we give you
value for your nvmey.
Sec Our $1.00 Specials in Windows